MY CRAZY TOWN

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Matt(my character):*yawn*Hey,today is Monday!It's a school day!YAY!

Tangy:You actually like school,orange?

Matt:Orange?O.O

Tangy:Yeah,pineapple!

Matt:You're scary O.O

Tangy:We are learning the alphabet today,plum!

Matt:No,we're learning long division.

Tangy:Of course,apple!

Matt:*runs to school*Dagnabbit!I'm late!

Mrs.Mean:SIT DOWN,KIDDIES!

Class:Yes,Mrs.Mean!

Mrs.Mean:NOW SING A SONG,KIDDIES!

Class:Yahoo doo doo doo shakey bakey cookey guy!Yeah yeah yeah hey!Let's play!Hooray!It's a sunny day!

Mrs.Mean:VERY BAD,KIDDIES!NOW WE DO LONG DIVISION,KIDDIES!

Biskit:We're not "kiddies",dawg!

Mrs.Mean:DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME A DOG,YOUNG MAN!

Biskit:I'M NOT A MAN!

Tangy:Let's learn,banana!

Mrs.Mean:OKAY!WHAT IS 2 DIVIDED BY E=MC PIE?

Class:87.6,Mrs.Mean!

Mrs.Mean:THAT IS NOT MY NAME!GO TO YOUR ROOM!

Class:*cries*

Mrs.Mean:HAHAHA!NOW DO HOMEWORK OR THE PURPLE COWS WILL EAT YOUR COOKIES!

Matt:Not my cookies!

Mrs.Mean:YES!YOUR COOKIES!

Tangy:That's bad,kiwi!

Hambo:I like to run alot!

Hambo:I like to run alot!

Hambo:I like to run alot!

Hambo:I like to run alot!

Matt:Can I leave early,please?

Mrs.Mean:NO!YOU CAN LEAVE ON DOODADAY,OKNONOBER 88,2030!

Class:Yes,Mrs.Mean!

Mallary:I am better then your grandma at duhjupball!

Tangy:Yeah right,watermelon!

Mallary:It's true.

Matt:AHHHH!LOOK!IT'S A HAMSTER!

Class:AHHHH!HAMSTER!

Mrs.Mean:AHHHHHH!AIR!*runs away*

Class:*runs away*

Mrs.Mean:OH NO!AIR IS EVERYWHERE!AGHHHH!!!I'M NOT GOING TO SURVIVE!!!!IT'S A CRUEL WORLD!

Punchy:I have a suggestion,Mrs.Mean.

Mrs.Mean:WHAT?WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Punchy:You go to the dimension of pineapples where you breath orange juice and sponges dance around singing the happy song while drinking human juice made from artifical pickles!

Mrs.Mean:REALLY?

Punchy:Yep!

Mrs.Mean:WOOHOO!FREEDOM!!!!!JOY TO THE WORLD!*runs in the wall between platform 9 and 10*

Mitzi:That's pretty bad!

Tangy:How,pear?

Mitzi:That's where my Uncle Bobby lives!

-The Hogwarts Express-

Mrs.Mean:A TRAIN!A TRAIN!I'M SAVED!

Harry Potter:Are you okay?

Mrs.Mean:AHHH!WIZARD BOY!*runs in the train*

Hermione:All aboard!

Mrs.Mean:AHHHHH!WIZARD GIRL!*jumps out the window*

Mrs.Mean:AHHHHH!AIR!

-America(my towns name)-

Matt:I was scared of her.

Tom Nook:D'oh!

Buzz:What the orangeapplecinnamonpie?

Nook:Mmmmm...Donuts.

Jay:Stop it!

Nook:Dohdohdohdohdohdoh

Matt:YOUR NOT HOMER SIMPSON!

Nook:The brain,the brain,the center of the chain!

Sydney:Hi,sunshine!

Matt:Hi,Sydney!Run,before Nook eats you!

Sydney:AGH!

Carmen:I don't no nutihng since because of pickles.

Matt:ISN'T ANYONE NORMAL AROUND HERE?

Hambo:I like to run alot!

Matt:*runs inside his house and locks the door*

K.K Slider:Hey,man.

Matt:Huzzawha?

KK:Wanna hear a song?

Matt:NO!

KK:Okay then!

I was walking,

along the blueberry lane.

Doo wah,doo wah wah!

I saw a cupcake,

but it wasn't the same.

Doo wah,doo wah wah!

There was an ugly guy,

who loved to sit on pumpkin pie.

Doo wah,doo wah wah!

Then I looked down,

and there was an ugly sky.

Doo wah,doo wah wah!Yeah!

KK:Want the tape?

Matt:GET AWAY FROM ME,YOU MONSTER!

KK:You can't escape,the door is locked outside and inside.

Matt:HEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!

Tom Nook:Potatoes!

Matt:Where did you come from?

Tom Nook:Does 234+Potatoes=pineapple?

Matt:SOMEBODY SAVE ME!

What will happen to Matt?Read the next chapter to find out!