MY CRAZY TOWN
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Matt(my character):*yawn*Hey,today is Monday!It's a school day!YAY!
Tangy:You actually like school,orange?
Matt:Orange?O.O
Tangy:Yeah,pineapple!
Matt:You're scary O.O
Tangy:We are learning the alphabet today,plum!
Matt:No,we're learning long division.
Tangy:Of course,apple!
Matt:*runs to school*Dagnabbit!I'm late!
Mrs.Mean:SIT DOWN,KIDDIES!
Class:Yes,Mrs.Mean!
Mrs.Mean:NOW SING A SONG,KIDDIES!
Class:Yahoo doo doo doo shakey bakey cookey guy!Yeah yeah yeah hey!Let's play!Hooray!It's a sunny day!
Mrs.Mean:VERY BAD,KIDDIES!NOW WE DO LONG DIVISION,KIDDIES!
Biskit:We're not "kiddies",dawg!
Mrs.Mean:DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME A DOG,YOUNG MAN!
Biskit:I'M NOT A MAN!
Tangy:Let's learn,banana!
Mrs.Mean:OKAY!WHAT IS 2 DIVIDED BY E=MC PIE?
Class:87.6,Mrs.Mean!
Mrs.Mean:THAT IS NOT MY NAME!GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Class:*cries*
Mrs.Mean:HAHAHA!NOW DO HOMEWORK OR THE PURPLE COWS WILL EAT YOUR COOKIES!
Matt:Not my cookies!
Mrs.Mean:YES!YOUR COOKIES!
Tangy:That's bad,kiwi!
Hambo:I like to run alot!
Hambo:I like to run alot!
Hambo:I like to run alot!
Hambo:I like to run alot!
Matt:Can I leave early,please?
Mrs.Mean:NO!YOU CAN LEAVE ON DOODADAY,OKNONOBER 88,2030!
Class:Yes,Mrs.Mean!
Mallary:I am better then your grandma at duhjupball!
Tangy:Yeah right,watermelon!
Mallary:It's true.
Matt:AHHHH!LOOK!IT'S A HAMSTER!
Class:AHHHH!HAMSTER!
Mrs.Mean:AHHHHHH!AIR!*runs away*
Class:*runs away*
Mrs.Mean:OH NO!AIR IS EVERYWHERE!AGHHHH!!!I'M NOT GOING TO SURVIVE!!!!IT'S A CRUEL WORLD!
Punchy:I have a suggestion,Mrs.Mean.
Mrs.Mean:WHAT?WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Punchy:You go to the dimension of pineapples where you breath orange juice and sponges dance around singing the happy song while drinking human juice made from artifical pickles!
Mrs.Mean:REALLY?
Punchy:Yep!
Mrs.Mean:WOOHOO!FREEDOM!!!!!JOY TO THE WORLD!*runs in the wall between platform 9 and 10*
Mitzi:That's pretty bad!
Tangy:How,pear?
Mitzi:That's where my Uncle Bobby lives!
-The Hogwarts Express-
Mrs.Mean:A TRAIN!A TRAIN!I'M SAVED!
Harry Potter:Are you okay?
Mrs.Mean:AHHH!WIZARD BOY!*runs in the train*
Hermione:All aboard!
Mrs.Mean:AHHHHH!WIZARD GIRL!*jumps out the window*
Mrs.Mean:AHHHHH!AIR!
-America(my towns name)-
Matt:I was scared of her.
Tom Nook:D'oh!
Buzz:What the orangeapplecinnamonpie?
Nook:Mmmmm...Donuts.
Jay:Stop it!
Nook:Dohdohdohdohdohdoh
Matt:YOUR NOT HOMER SIMPSON!
Nook:The brain,the brain,the center of the chain!
Sydney:Hi,sunshine!
Matt:Hi,Sydney!Run,before Nook eats you!
Sydney:AGH!
Carmen:I don't no nutihng since because of pickles.
Matt:ISN'T ANYONE NORMAL AROUND HERE?
Hambo:I like to run alot!
Matt:*runs inside his house and locks the door*
K.K Slider:Hey,man.
Matt:Huzzawha?
KK:Wanna hear a song?
Matt:NO!
KK:Okay then!
I was walking,
along the blueberry lane.
Doo wah,doo wah wah!
I saw a cupcake,
but it wasn't the same.
Doo wah,doo wah wah!
There was an ugly guy,
who loved to sit on pumpkin pie.
Doo wah,doo wah wah!
Then I looked down,
and there was an ugly sky.
Doo wah,doo wah wah!Yeah!
KK:Want the tape?
Matt:GET AWAY FROM ME,YOU MONSTER!
KK:You can't escape,the door is locked outside and inside.
Matt:HEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!
Tom Nook:Potatoes!
Matt:Where did you come from?
Tom Nook:Does 234+Potatoes=pineapple?
Matt:SOMEBODY SAVE ME!
What will happen to Matt?Read the next chapter to find out!
Hiya!Nintendo owns AC,but I own a cookie!YAY!COOKIE!^-^
Read the ficcy!^-^
Matt(my character):*yawn*Hey,today is Monday!It's a school day!YAY!
Tangy:You actually like school,orange?
Matt:Orange?O.O
Tangy:Yeah,pineapple!
Matt:You're scary O.O
Tangy:We are learning the alphabet today,plum!
Matt:No,we're learning long division.
Tangy:Of course,apple!
Matt:*runs to school*Dagnabbit!I'm late!
Mrs.Mean:SIT DOWN,KIDDIES!
Class:Yes,Mrs.Mean!
Mrs.Mean:NOW SING A SONG,KIDDIES!
Class:Yahoo doo doo doo shakey bakey cookey guy!Yeah yeah yeah hey!Let's play!Hooray!It's a sunny day!
Mrs.Mean:VERY BAD,KIDDIES!NOW WE DO LONG DIVISION,KIDDIES!
Biskit:We're not "kiddies",dawg!
Mrs.Mean:DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME A DOG,YOUNG MAN!
Biskit:I'M NOT A MAN!
Tangy:Let's learn,banana!
Mrs.Mean:OKAY!WHAT IS 2 DIVIDED BY E=MC PIE?
Class:87.6,Mrs.Mean!
Mrs.Mean:THAT IS NOT MY NAME!GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Class:*cries*
Mrs.Mean:HAHAHA!NOW DO HOMEWORK OR THE PURPLE COWS WILL EAT YOUR COOKIES!
Matt:Not my cookies!
Mrs.Mean:YES!YOUR COOKIES!
Tangy:That's bad,kiwi!
Hambo:I like to run alot!
Hambo:I like to run alot!
Hambo:I like to run alot!
Hambo:I like to run alot!
Matt:Can I leave early,please?
Mrs.Mean:NO!YOU CAN LEAVE ON DOODADAY,OKNONOBER 88,2030!
Class:Yes,Mrs.Mean!
Mallary:I am better then your grandma at duhjupball!
Tangy:Yeah right,watermelon!
Mallary:It's true.
Matt:AHHHH!LOOK!IT'S A HAMSTER!
Class:AHHHH!HAMSTER!
Mrs.Mean:AHHHHHH!AIR!*runs away*
Class:*runs away*
Mrs.Mean:OH NO!AIR IS EVERYWHERE!AGHHHH!!!I'M NOT GOING TO SURVIVE!!!!IT'S A CRUEL WORLD!
Punchy:I have a suggestion,Mrs.Mean.
Mrs.Mean:WHAT?WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Punchy:You go to the dimension of pineapples where you breath orange juice and sponges dance around singing the happy song while drinking human juice made from artifical pickles!
Mrs.Mean:REALLY?
Punchy:Yep!
Mrs.Mean:WOOHOO!FREEDOM!!!!!JOY TO THE WORLD!*runs in the wall between platform 9 and 10*
Mitzi:That's pretty bad!
Tangy:How,pear?
Mitzi:That's where my Uncle Bobby lives!
-The Hogwarts Express-
Mrs.Mean:A TRAIN!A TRAIN!I'M SAVED!
Harry Potter:Are you okay?
Mrs.Mean:AHHH!WIZARD BOY!*runs in the train*
Hermione:All aboard!
Mrs.Mean:AHHHHH!WIZARD GIRL!*jumps out the window*
Mrs.Mean:AHHHHH!AIR!
-America(my towns name)-
Matt:I was scared of her.
Tom Nook:D'oh!
Buzz:What the orangeapplecinnamonpie?
Nook:Mmmmm...Donuts.
Jay:Stop it!
Nook:Dohdohdohdohdohdoh
Matt:YOUR NOT HOMER SIMPSON!
Nook:The brain,the brain,the center of the chain!
Sydney:Hi,sunshine!
Matt:Hi,Sydney!Run,before Nook eats you!
Sydney:AGH!
Carmen:I don't no nutihng since because of pickles.
Matt:ISN'T ANYONE NORMAL AROUND HERE?
Hambo:I like to run alot!
Matt:*runs inside his house and locks the door*
K.K Slider:Hey,man.
Matt:Huzzawha?
KK:Wanna hear a song?
Matt:NO!
KK:Okay then!
I was walking,
along the blueberry lane.
Doo wah,doo wah wah!
I saw a cupcake,
but it wasn't the same.
Doo wah,doo wah wah!
There was an ugly guy,
who loved to sit on pumpkin pie.
Doo wah,doo wah wah!
Then I looked down,
and there was an ugly sky.
Doo wah,doo wah wah!Yeah!
KK:Want the tape?
Matt:GET AWAY FROM ME,YOU MONSTER!
KK:You can't escape,the door is locked outside and inside.
Matt:HEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!
Tom Nook:Potatoes!
Matt:Where did you come from?
Tom Nook:Does 234+Potatoes=pineapple?
Matt:SOMEBODY SAVE ME!
What will happen to Matt?Read the next chapter to find out!
