???:I'll save you,little man!

Matt:Wha?

???:It's me,Rover!

KK:Not Rover!

Nook:Potatoes!

Rover:Come with me and we'll break your roof to exit your house!

Matt:But I like my roof.

Rover:I have a theme song!Wanna hear it?

Nook:Yum!Apple Cinnamon!

Rover:Listen to my song,little men!

Dum Tum Dum Tum!

ROOOOOVER!!His adventures are never OOOOVVVER!

He likes to saaaave his friend named Daaaave!

If he can sing,well ring a ling DINNNNG!

It's Rover!Yay yay hip hip hooray!

Tangy:There's a hole in your roof,peach.

Matt:Get me outta here!*jumps out of the hole and runs away from the freaky people*

Matt:Biskit!Hey!

Biskit:What's up,dawg?

Matt:Weirdos have invaded my house!

Biskit:That's horrible,dawg.

Matt:Can you help me?

Bisikit:ERROR ERROR ERROR

Matt:WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?

Biskit:ERROR UGLY LOOKING MAN ALERT

Matt:Ugly?

Biskit:ZZZP ZZZP!

Matt:My town is too weird!

Goldie:Hey,Matt!

Matt:What now?Are you an enormous pie?

Goldie:No,silly!I'm the only normal one here,woof!

Matt:Finally!

Goldie:I have a plan,but it includes purple pineapples and monkeys who look like Barbies.

Matt:That's scary beyond all reason!

Goldie:Or we run away screaming.

Matt:Sounds good!Come on!

???:Hey!YOU!MATT!

Matt:Is it Rover again?

Matt:No,it's me!

Matt:Who's me?

Matt:Matt Groening!

Matt:What?

Matt:I made "The Simpsons" and "Futurama"!

Matt:Cool!

Matt:Isn't this confusing?

Matt:Yes,it is.

Matt:I'll be Matt2,ok?

Matt:Ok!

Goldie:o.O

Matt2:I'll help you!

Matt:How?

Matt2:I'll animate you!

Goldie:WOWEE!

Matt:Sounds fun!

*After several beeps and bops later*

Matt:Cool!I'm a cartoon!

Goldie:D'oh!

Matt:OH NO!YOUR BRAIN HAS BEEN SUCKED OUT BY BISKIT THE ROBOT!

Biskit:Corr-ect,Muh-att.

Matt2:LET'S RUN AWAY!

*they all run really fast,but then they bonk into Mrs.Mean*

Mrs.Mean:WHAT IS IT,KIDDIES?

Matt:AHHHH!

Matt2:AHHHH!

Goldie:D'oh!

Mrs.Mean:I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU!

Biskit:Bop beep bop beep

Matt:Let's just run!

Goldie:D'OH!!!!

Matt2:Shut up!

Goldie:d'oh...

*so they run a whole lot until they bump into Tom Nook*

Nook:Hi friends!

Matt:Get away,you monster!

Nook:Would you like to buy a house?

Goldie:D'oh d'oh d'oh!

Matt2:Hey,raccoon!Do you have a video game called "Dingaling"?

Nook:OH NO THE COWS ARE COMING!To a thearter near you,July 31st.

Mrs.Mean:NOOK!YOU NEVER FINISHED YOUR PROJECT WHICH WAS DUE 10 YEARS AGO!

Nook:Oh,pickle sauce!

Matt:I'm scared of everyone in this stupid town!

Goldie:D'oh?

Matt:D'oh!I mean,yes!

Matt2:Mmmm.....stupid.

Homer:STOP STEALING MY LINES!

Matt:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rover:I SEE YOU,LITTLE MAN!

Matt:I can't take this anymore!Goldie,Matt2!LET'S GET SOME MONKEYS!

Goldie:D'oh?

Matt2:Huh?

Matt:They're are both scared of monkeys!Come on!

*They run to the pet store and get a monkey for their crazy adventures*

2 in one day!Pretty good,huh?^-^

So,do you like it so far?^-^