Woo-hoo!Order of the Phoenix!Anyways,this is about Matt meeting Harry and the rest at Hogwarts.Oh,and pineapples play a big role in the story!Cool,huh?

Matt2:Now what?

Matt:NOW WE GIVE THEM MONKEYS!

Goldie:The monkeys are gone!

Matt:Um...what?

Goldie:LOOK!G-O-N-E!

Matt2:OH MY GOLLY!

Matt:I have an idea!

Goldie:Tell us so we know it now!!!!!

Matt:We go there*points*

Matt2:Between Platform 9 and 10?

Matt:Yeah,to PLATFORM 9 AND 3 QUARTERS!

Goldie:OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY!

Matt2:What?

Goldie:That's where Ron Weasly is!Ohmygosh,I love him soooooooooo much!

Matt:O.O

Matt2:I think Hermione is cute.

Matt & Goldie:O.O

*So they run into the wall and then hop aboard the train*

Ron:Hello!

Goldie:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK!

Ron:O.O

Harry:These people are a bit freaky.

Hermione:Aren't they all?

Matt2:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Matt:STOP IT!

???:Mwahahaha!

Goldie:OH NO!WHAT'S THAT?

???:It's me!

Matt:Me?

???:DRACO MALFOY!

Goldie:Ohhh...

Harry:Who are you?

Draco:Potter,you get stupider by the minute.

Harry:Duhhh....that's not true,you big dumhead!

Hermione:SHUT UP!

Neville:E=mc square!

Hermione:I NEVER KNEW THAT!I'M TOO STUPID!*cries*

Ron:There,there!We're all stupid!

Neville:Pie equals the 4th of 10 quarters plus a half equals 10 and 2 quarters!

Matt:Hey!The train ride is over!HOGWARTS,HERE WE COME!

Matt2:Hey,Hermione!How ya doing,cutie?

Hermione:O.O

Goldie:COME ON,DINGALING!

*They all hop out of the train,except Neville,who sings out*

Harry:OK!This is our 20th year at Hogwarts!

Matt:Waitaminute...isn't there only 7 years?

Ron:We're old,wrinkled men.

Hermione:EVEN ME!

Matt2:OH,THE HORROR!

Goldie:Ok,let's go in the school and learn some stuff!

Matt:Stuff?

Goldie:Like pulling rabbits out of a hat!

Matt:Neat-o!

Draco:First years go to the sorting hat.

Matt2:The porting cat?

Goldie:The morting sat?

Matt:The plorting brat?

Draco:THE SORTING HAT!

Neville:Yes!YES!YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*So they go in the school and line up in a line*

Dumbledore:OK KIDS!Now we'll sort you in this freaky hat!

Kids:YAY!

Dumbledore:First is Matt,Matt.

Goldie:Your last name is Matt?

Matt:Nah,it's Jones,but he was close enough.

Matt2:Matt Jones?

Matt:I was named after Osmosis Jones.

Goldie:That cell guy?O.O

Matt:Shush!

(PS.I am totally having an OJ snack attack,or in other words,I like to write him in my stories!AND STUFF!)

Dumbledore:COME UP HERE,YOU IDIOT!

Matt:Alright!

*He sits and the chair,and Dumbledore puts the hat on his huge head*

Hat:BOO!

Matt:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Hat:I'm not that scary..

Matt:DON'T BITE ME!

Hat:Okay..then.Lemme see!You are annoying,stupid,and really stupidly annoying.Hmm..I think you should be in...HUFFLEPUFF!

Matt:Huffle-wuff?

Hat:Puff!

Matt:Cuff?

Hat:PUFF!

Matt:Smuf?

Hat:PUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HUFFLEPUFF!!!!!!

Matt:Ohhh...nuff!Hufflenuff!

Hat:Why do I even bother?

Dumbledore:Ok,sit down over there.Next is Dog,Goldie.

Matt2:Goldie Dog?O.O

Goldie:It runs in my family.

*So she sits down*

Hat:AAAAAAAAAAH!GRYFFINDOR!HURRY!

Goldie:What?What's wrong?

Hat:YOU-YOU-YOU EAT FRIED SQUIRRELS!

Goldie:Yum!Tastes like chicken!

Hat:*bites her*

Goldie:OW!I got biten by a hat!

Dumbledore:Go sit down.Last but not least,is Groening,Matt.

Matt2:No,my name is Matt2.

Dumbledore:COME UP HERE OR YOUR NAME IS STINKY FRED!

Matt2:Alright,alright..ay carumba.

Dumbledore:AAAAGH!BART SIMPSON!

Matt2:What?

Dumbledore:HE ATE MY CANDY CANE!

Matt2:O.O

*He sits down*

Hat:OOOOOOOOO!YOU ARE REALLY COOL!YOU ARE IN...RAVENCLAW!GROOVY,BABY!

Matt2:Woo-hoo!

Lisa:HEY!

Bart:HEY!

Marge:HEY!

Homer:HEY!

Maggie:*suck*!

Matt2:AHHH!THEY'RE BACK TO HAUNT ME!

*Matt2 runs so fast,that he is out of Hogwarts and back in the AC town in less then 0 seconds*

???:Hiya!

Harry:NO,I DON'T WANT ANY SMUSHED BANANAS!

???:Hehehe!I am Patty Pineapple!And i'm a pineapple!

Matt:Yum!

Patty:Your gonna GET YOUR JUST DESSERTS,YOU FREAK OF NATURE!

Matt:Huh?

Patty:RAR!

What will happen with Patty Pineapple?*gasp*!