Woo-hoo!Order of the Phoenix!Anyways,this is about Matt meeting Harry and the rest at Hogwarts.Oh,and pineapples play a big role in the story!Cool,huh?
Matt2:Now what?
Matt:NOW WE GIVE THEM MONKEYS!
Goldie:The monkeys are gone!
Matt:Um...what?
Goldie:LOOK!G-O-N-E!
Matt2:OH MY GOLLY!
Matt:I have an idea!
Goldie:Tell us so we know it now!!!!!
Matt:We go there*points*
Matt2:Between Platform 9 and 10?
Matt:Yeah,to PLATFORM 9 AND 3 QUARTERS!
Goldie:OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY!
Matt2:What?
Goldie:That's where Ron Weasly is!Ohmygosh,I love him soooooooooo much!
Matt:O.O
Matt2:I think Hermione is cute.
Matt & Goldie:O.O
*So they run into the wall and then hop aboard the train*
Ron:Hello!
Goldie:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK!
Ron:O.O
Harry:These people are a bit freaky.
Hermione:Aren't they all?
Matt2:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Matt:STOP IT!
???:Mwahahaha!
Goldie:OH NO!WHAT'S THAT?
???:It's me!
Matt:Me?
???:DRACO MALFOY!
Goldie:Ohhh...
Harry:Who are you?
Draco:Potter,you get stupider by the minute.
Harry:Duhhh....that's not true,you big dumhead!
Hermione:SHUT UP!
Neville:E=mc square!
Hermione:I NEVER KNEW THAT!I'M TOO STUPID!*cries*
Ron:There,there!We're all stupid!
Neville:Pie equals the 4th of 10 quarters plus a half equals 10 and 2 quarters!
Matt:Hey!The train ride is over!HOGWARTS,HERE WE COME!
Matt2:Hey,Hermione!How ya doing,cutie?
Hermione:O.O
Goldie:COME ON,DINGALING!
*They all hop out of the train,except Neville,who sings out*
Harry:OK!This is our 20th year at Hogwarts!
Matt:Waitaminute...isn't there only 7 years?
Ron:We're old,wrinkled men.
Hermione:EVEN ME!
Matt2:OH,THE HORROR!
Goldie:Ok,let's go in the school and learn some stuff!
Matt:Stuff?
Goldie:Like pulling rabbits out of a hat!
Matt:Neat-o!
Draco:First years go to the sorting hat.
Matt2:The porting cat?
Goldie:The morting sat?
Matt:The plorting brat?
Draco:THE SORTING HAT!
Neville:Yes!YES!YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*So they go in the school and line up in a line*
Dumbledore:OK KIDS!Now we'll sort you in this freaky hat!
Kids:YAY!
Dumbledore:First is Matt,Matt.
Goldie:Your last name is Matt?
Matt:Nah,it's Jones,but he was close enough.
Matt2:Matt Jones?
Matt:I was named after Osmosis Jones.
Goldie:That cell guy?O.O
Matt:Shush!
(PS.I am totally having an OJ snack attack,or in other words,I like to write him in my stories!AND STUFF!)
Dumbledore:COME UP HERE,YOU IDIOT!
Matt:Alright!
*He sits and the chair,and Dumbledore puts the hat on his huge head*
Hat:BOO!
Matt:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Hat:I'm not that scary..
Matt:DON'T BITE ME!
Hat:Okay..then.Lemme see!You are annoying,stupid,and really stupidly annoying.Hmm..I think you should be in...HUFFLEPUFF!
Matt:Huffle-wuff?
Hat:Puff!
Matt:Cuff?
Hat:PUFF!
Matt:Smuf?
Hat:PUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HUFFLEPUFF!!!!!!
Matt:Ohhh...nuff!Hufflenuff!
Hat:Why do I even bother?
Dumbledore:Ok,sit down over there.Next is Dog,Goldie.
Matt2:Goldie Dog?O.O
Goldie:It runs in my family.
*So she sits down*
Hat:AAAAAAAAAAH!GRYFFINDOR!HURRY!
Goldie:What?What's wrong?
Hat:YOU-YOU-YOU EAT FRIED SQUIRRELS!
Goldie:Yum!Tastes like chicken!
Hat:*bites her*
Goldie:OW!I got biten by a hat!
Dumbledore:Go sit down.Last but not least,is Groening,Matt.
Matt2:No,my name is Matt2.
Dumbledore:COME UP HERE OR YOUR NAME IS STINKY FRED!
Matt2:Alright,alright..ay carumba.
Dumbledore:AAAAGH!BART SIMPSON!
Matt2:What?
Dumbledore:HE ATE MY CANDY CANE!
Matt2:O.O
*He sits down*
Hat:OOOOOOOOO!YOU ARE REALLY COOL!YOU ARE IN...RAVENCLAW!GROOVY,BABY!
Matt2:Woo-hoo!
Lisa:HEY!
Bart:HEY!
Marge:HEY!
Homer:HEY!
Maggie:*suck*!
Matt2:AHHH!THEY'RE BACK TO HAUNT ME!
*Matt2 runs so fast,that he is out of Hogwarts and back in the AC town in less then 0 seconds*
???:Hiya!
Harry:NO,I DON'T WANT ANY SMUSHED BANANAS!
???:Hehehe!I am Patty Pineapple!And i'm a pineapple!
Matt:Yum!
Patty:Your gonna GET YOUR JUST DESSERTS,YOU FREAK OF NATURE!
Matt:Huh?
Patty:RAR!
What will happen with Patty Pineapple?*gasp*!
Matt2:Now what?
Matt:NOW WE GIVE THEM MONKEYS!
Goldie:The monkeys are gone!
Matt:Um...what?
Goldie:LOOK!G-O-N-E!
Matt2:OH MY GOLLY!
Matt:I have an idea!
Goldie:Tell us so we know it now!!!!!
Matt:We go there*points*
Matt2:Between Platform 9 and 10?
Matt:Yeah,to PLATFORM 9 AND 3 QUARTERS!
Goldie:OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY!
Matt2:What?
Goldie:That's where Ron Weasly is!Ohmygosh,I love him soooooooooo much!
Matt:O.O
Matt2:I think Hermione is cute.
Matt & Goldie:O.O
*So they run into the wall and then hop aboard the train*
Ron:Hello!
Goldie:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK!
Ron:O.O
Harry:These people are a bit freaky.
Hermione:Aren't they all?
Matt2:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Matt:STOP IT!
???:Mwahahaha!
Goldie:OH NO!WHAT'S THAT?
???:It's me!
Matt:Me?
???:DRACO MALFOY!
Goldie:Ohhh...
Harry:Who are you?
Draco:Potter,you get stupider by the minute.
Harry:Duhhh....that's not true,you big dumhead!
Hermione:SHUT UP!
Neville:E=mc square!
Hermione:I NEVER KNEW THAT!I'M TOO STUPID!*cries*
Ron:There,there!We're all stupid!
Neville:Pie equals the 4th of 10 quarters plus a half equals 10 and 2 quarters!
Matt:Hey!The train ride is over!HOGWARTS,HERE WE COME!
Matt2:Hey,Hermione!How ya doing,cutie?
Hermione:O.O
Goldie:COME ON,DINGALING!
*They all hop out of the train,except Neville,who sings out*
Harry:OK!This is our 20th year at Hogwarts!
Matt:Waitaminute...isn't there only 7 years?
Ron:We're old,wrinkled men.
Hermione:EVEN ME!
Matt2:OH,THE HORROR!
Goldie:Ok,let's go in the school and learn some stuff!
Matt:Stuff?
Goldie:Like pulling rabbits out of a hat!
Matt:Neat-o!
Draco:First years go to the sorting hat.
Matt2:The porting cat?
Goldie:The morting sat?
Matt:The plorting brat?
Draco:THE SORTING HAT!
Neville:Yes!YES!YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*So they go in the school and line up in a line*
Dumbledore:OK KIDS!Now we'll sort you in this freaky hat!
Kids:YAY!
Dumbledore:First is Matt,Matt.
Goldie:Your last name is Matt?
Matt:Nah,it's Jones,but he was close enough.
Matt2:Matt Jones?
Matt:I was named after Osmosis Jones.
Goldie:That cell guy?O.O
Matt:Shush!
(PS.I am totally having an OJ snack attack,or in other words,I like to write him in my stories!AND STUFF!)
Dumbledore:COME UP HERE,YOU IDIOT!
Matt:Alright!
*He sits and the chair,and Dumbledore puts the hat on his huge head*
Hat:BOO!
Matt:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Hat:I'm not that scary..
Matt:DON'T BITE ME!
Hat:Okay..then.Lemme see!You are annoying,stupid,and really stupidly annoying.Hmm..I think you should be in...HUFFLEPUFF!
Matt:Huffle-wuff?
Hat:Puff!
Matt:Cuff?
Hat:PUFF!
Matt:Smuf?
Hat:PUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HUFFLEPUFF!!!!!!
Matt:Ohhh...nuff!Hufflenuff!
Hat:Why do I even bother?
Dumbledore:Ok,sit down over there.Next is Dog,Goldie.
Matt2:Goldie Dog?O.O
Goldie:It runs in my family.
*So she sits down*
Hat:AAAAAAAAAAH!GRYFFINDOR!HURRY!
Goldie:What?What's wrong?
Hat:YOU-YOU-YOU EAT FRIED SQUIRRELS!
Goldie:Yum!Tastes like chicken!
Hat:*bites her*
Goldie:OW!I got biten by a hat!
Dumbledore:Go sit down.Last but not least,is Groening,Matt.
Matt2:No,my name is Matt2.
Dumbledore:COME UP HERE OR YOUR NAME IS STINKY FRED!
Matt2:Alright,alright..ay carumba.
Dumbledore:AAAAGH!BART SIMPSON!
Matt2:What?
Dumbledore:HE ATE MY CANDY CANE!
Matt2:O.O
*He sits down*
Hat:OOOOOOOOO!YOU ARE REALLY COOL!YOU ARE IN...RAVENCLAW!GROOVY,BABY!
Matt2:Woo-hoo!
Lisa:HEY!
Bart:HEY!
Marge:HEY!
Homer:HEY!
Maggie:*suck*!
Matt2:AHHH!THEY'RE BACK TO HAUNT ME!
*Matt2 runs so fast,that he is out of Hogwarts and back in the AC town in less then 0 seconds*
???:Hiya!
Harry:NO,I DON'T WANT ANY SMUSHED BANANAS!
???:Hehehe!I am Patty Pineapple!And i'm a pineapple!
Matt:Yum!
Patty:Your gonna GET YOUR JUST DESSERTS,YOU FREAK OF NATURE!
Matt:Huh?
Patty:RAR!
What will happen with Patty Pineapple?*gasp*!
