Cardshark 9

~ A/N: Jenny- Because Professor X is making them be all lovey dovey. And it works for my plot. Do I really have a plot? And I just love making the world turn against Rogue. It happens a lot in this trilogy.

Wow- Yep, this is defiantly Romy. All three of them will be. Meh. What was I going to say? Oh, yeah, in every story though, there is a quick Jott thingamahicker. But if I told you, it would ruin the surprise.

This is the second to last chapter! I really really really hope that you enjoy it. Oh, and this chapter is a strong PG-13 for Bobby teaching sex ed. I suggest that you run away before he gets to close.

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"Professor, we used a condon. But it must have had a hole, and we're both eighteen, and we graduate in half a year." They could hear Jean plead behind the door. The 'they' I'm talking about is Kurt, Kitty, Bobby, Ray, Roberto, Julibee, Jamie, Sam, Lance and Rogue. Lance just wanted the dirt.

"Jean, that is not the issue. You are one of the X-Men. And a very important one at that. We would loose you for a while if you kept the baby." Storm said.

"Catch twenty-two!" Bobby whispered outside.

"Shhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"But. But. Scott." It was clear from Jean's tone, she looked at Scott.

"Adoption?" He suggested.

"Or Abortion. Kitty could just phase the thing out." Logan said, barley audible.

"Eeeeewwww! Like, no way! Oops. Hello Professor, Logan, Storm, Jean, Mr. McCoy, Scott." Kitty phased through the door as she had spoken earlier.

"Kitty, who else is out there?" Professor x asked.

"Um. Kurt, Bobby, Ray, Roberto, Julibee, and Jamie and Rogue."

"And Lance?" He asked.

"And Lance. Hey! No fair!"

"Well, people who Kitty just mentioned, go do something else other than eavesdrop. Lance, you should go home." Professor X said this as he wheeled to the door and opened it. A pile of mutants greeted him.

"Owww! Rogue! You're touching me!" Julibee yelled.

"Sorray." Rogue mumbled and moved her foot. The Professor laughed slightly as he shut the door.

"Jamie! Get your multiple's butt out of my face!" Ray yelled as laughter sounded.

"How come Jean's pregnant?" Jamie asked five minutes later.

"Um. don't you like, already know this?" Kitty asked.

"No."

"Well, Jamie, when a man and a woman like love each other a lot, they like. er." Kitty falted.

"HAVE SEX!" Bobby yelled loudly.

"Yes, exactly. And Jean got pregnant because she had it with Scott."

"How'd she have it?"

"Um. they did."

"No! Jamie, they slept in the same bed and had wild passionate sex all night! I heard them!" Bobby roared again.

"But how do you get pregnant from sleeping together?"

"Um. the man gets his." This was Kitty again.

"DICK!"

"Upright and puts it in the woman's."

"PUSSY!"

"SHUT UP BOBBY! And then, if they don't use a condom, you can get pregnant."

"Condom?" Jamie questioned.

"A sock for a mans." But Bobby remained silent. "Penis." Kitty finished.

"Have any of you had it?"

"I haven't. Rogue can't, everyone else, no, Bobby. Maybe." Kitty said grimacing.

"Oh."

"Well, Ah could if we wore a condom an' full body scuba suits that had special holes. ya." Rogue trailed off. She had had too much time to think about this.

"Okay." Jamie said as the room exploded in laughter.

"Ah'm gonna take a ride." Rogue announced to the remaining mutants. Herself, Professor X, and Mr. McCoy were staying. She had gotten her cast off earlier that day.

"Have fun Rogue." Mr. McCoy said as Rogue walked out the door. He then resumed beating Professor X at Super Smash Brothers.

"Argh! Almost empty. Gotta go git more gas." Rogue mumbled as she pulled out of the garage. She didn't think much on the ride, and soon pulled in the store. No pay-at-the-pump for mutants.

"Twenty-seven fifty, Mutie." The man behind the counter said. Reaching into her pockets Rogue pulled out the cash. "You're still seventeen fifty short." He growled.

"Ah don't have it." Rogue said.

"No cash, no gas."

CLUNK. A twenty fell down next to her ten.

"There you go, Cherie." It was Remy.

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A/n:

Disclaimer: The man at the counter belongs to me! All previous disclaimers apply.

~ASGT who is happy that she is almost done with Card Shark and on the way to Suicidal King!