EXT. SNAPE'S OFFICE
SNAPE is sitting at his DESK, reading SOMETHING or ANOTHER.
GALADRIEL enters the office gracefully, not even BOTHERING to
KNOCK.
SNAPE: Hello?
GALADRIEL: By any chance, would you be the infamous Severus
Snape?
SNAPE: Yes, that would be me. Is there anything I can do for
you?
GALADRIEL : I- I am such a big fan of yours!
I a-absolutely love your line of SHAMPOO POTIONS! You know
'Shampoos by Snivellus?'
SNAPE : Err, thank you very much!
GALADRIEL: I think we have a lot in common, you and I....
SNAPE: Yes, I think so too....
MEANWHILE
EXT. The OUTSKIRTS of the FORBIDDEN FOREST.
EOWYN and HERMIONE are arguing over ARAGORN.
EOWYN: He's mine! Mine I tell you!
HERMIONE: Dare to dream, be-otch!
EOWYN: Well, I NEVER!
SUDDENLY, in the BACKGROUND, ARWEN can be seen riding her HORSE.
DEMENTORS, who are the freaking RING WRAITHS of the POTTER
WORLD, are pursuing her. A GIANT FLOOD of WATER comes up
behind them, and WIPES THEM OUT. ARWEN'S maniacal LAUGHTER can
be heard by EOWYN and HERMIONE.
EOWYN : Dammit. Why does she always have to steal my
scene?
ARAGORN : I would get to higher ground if I
were you two.
HERMIONE: Wait. For once in my existence, I am confused.
Eowyn, please enlighten me. What the hell is going on?
Before EOWYN can answer, another FLOOD wipes out their PATHETIC
ASSES. Being that the water is coming from the LAKE, the GIANT
SQUID is NOT HAPPY.
GIANT SQUID: I'll get you my pretty, and you're little
boyfriend too!
ARWEN throws a ROCK at the GIANT SQUID.
ARWEN: No you aren't! SO NYAH!
ARAGORN: Arwen, what did I tell you about beating up on Eowyn?
We don't need a lawsuit from the King of Rohan, thank you very
much. And leave the squid alone.
ARWEN: My bad.
SNAPE is sitting at his DESK, reading SOMETHING or ANOTHER.
GALADRIEL enters the office gracefully, not even BOTHERING to
KNOCK.
SNAPE: Hello?
GALADRIEL: By any chance, would you be the infamous Severus
Snape?
SNAPE: Yes, that would be me. Is there anything I can do for
you?
GALADRIEL : I- I am such a big fan of yours!
I a-absolutely love your line of SHAMPOO POTIONS! You know
'Shampoos by Snivellus?'
SNAPE : Err, thank you very much!
GALADRIEL: I think we have a lot in common, you and I....
SNAPE: Yes, I think so too....
MEANWHILE
EXT. The OUTSKIRTS of the FORBIDDEN FOREST.
EOWYN and HERMIONE are arguing over ARAGORN.
EOWYN: He's mine! Mine I tell you!
HERMIONE: Dare to dream, be-otch!
EOWYN: Well, I NEVER!
SUDDENLY, in the BACKGROUND, ARWEN can be seen riding her HORSE.
DEMENTORS, who are the freaking RING WRAITHS of the POTTER
WORLD, are pursuing her. A GIANT FLOOD of WATER comes up
behind them, and WIPES THEM OUT. ARWEN'S maniacal LAUGHTER can
be heard by EOWYN and HERMIONE.
EOWYN : Dammit. Why does she always have to steal my
scene?
ARAGORN : I would get to higher ground if I
were you two.
HERMIONE: Wait. For once in my existence, I am confused.
Eowyn, please enlighten me. What the hell is going on?
Before EOWYN can answer, another FLOOD wipes out their PATHETIC
ASSES. Being that the water is coming from the LAKE, the GIANT
SQUID is NOT HAPPY.
GIANT SQUID: I'll get you my pretty, and you're little
boyfriend too!
ARWEN throws a ROCK at the GIANT SQUID.
ARWEN: No you aren't! SO NYAH!
ARAGORN: Arwen, what did I tell you about beating up on Eowyn?
We don't need a lawsuit from the King of Rohan, thank you very
much. And leave the squid alone.
ARWEN: My bad.
