EXT. THE LAKEFRONT
MERRY, PIPPIN, FRED, and GEORGE are all having a jolly good laugh, while SWIMMING in the LAKE. The GIANT SQUID is still NOT HAPPY, and the LAKE is still experiencing LOW TIDE.
MERRY : We are the Comic Relief of the Fellowship!
PIPPIN: Yup.
GEORGE: Wow. What a coincidence.
FRED: So are we!
GIANT SQUID: Let's see if you make it comical when I throw you out of this lake? PIPPIN : Merry, who said that?
GEORGE: Well, it can't be the Giant Squid.
FRED: Of course not. The Giant Squid can't talk.
GIANT SQUID: That's what you think...
THE GIANT SQUID throws them out of the LAKE.
PIPPIN : Fred, does this happen a lot?
FRED: Only when the squid gets really mad.
ARWEN calls out the CASTLE WINDOW: THAT WOULD BE MY FAULT! SOOOOOOOOORRY!
EXT. THE GREAT HALL OF HOGWARTS.
HERMIONE and EOWYN show up SOAKING WET, and looking EXTREMELY PISSED OFF. ARWEN hides behind ARAGORN, who she expects to PROTECT her from their WRATH. DUMBLEDORE thinks it would be a good time to WRAP THINGS UP.
DUMBLEDORE: Well, I hope you all have enjoyed your stay. I can tell that within this one day, many bonds have been formed. However, this visit must end, as all visits must.
Upon hearing this, PANDEMONIUM breaks out. HERMIONE lunges at ARWEN, who shrieks, and dives to the FLOOR, tripping HERMIONE. GALADRIEL begins to SOB HYSTERICALLY, and clings to SNAPE. Between her muffles sobs, the words "I don't wanna go" can be heard repeated several times.
DUMBLDORE raises his EYEBROWS and CONTINUES.
DUMBLEDORE: However, I have enough two-way mirrors here, so that you can all keep in contact! Aren't I smart?
THEY all exchange TWO WAY MIRRORS. Before the proper goodbyes can be exchanged, however, MADAME POMPHREY runs into the GREAT HALL, warning LEGOLAS that a band of PISSED OFF HOUSE-ELVES with FLAMING TORCHES is about to come after him.
DUMBLEDORE: You should all go now. You can come back some other time if you want.
GANDALF: Ok. Sounds good. I'm just surprised that Pippin didn't burn down that castle or anything at any point in the day.
DUMBLEDORE: Then you should get going before he does....
PIPPIN: Hey!
MERRY, PIPPIN, FRED, and GEORGE are all having a jolly good laugh, while SWIMMING in the LAKE. The GIANT SQUID is still NOT HAPPY, and the LAKE is still experiencing LOW TIDE.
MERRY : We are the Comic Relief of the Fellowship!
PIPPIN: Yup.
GEORGE: Wow. What a coincidence.
FRED: So are we!
GIANT SQUID: Let's see if you make it comical when I throw you out of this lake? PIPPIN : Merry, who said that?
GEORGE: Well, it can't be the Giant Squid.
FRED: Of course not. The Giant Squid can't talk.
GIANT SQUID: That's what you think...
THE GIANT SQUID throws them out of the LAKE.
PIPPIN : Fred, does this happen a lot?
FRED: Only when the squid gets really mad.
ARWEN calls out the CASTLE WINDOW: THAT WOULD BE MY FAULT! SOOOOOOOOORRY!
EXT. THE GREAT HALL OF HOGWARTS.
HERMIONE and EOWYN show up SOAKING WET, and looking EXTREMELY PISSED OFF. ARWEN hides behind ARAGORN, who she expects to PROTECT her from their WRATH. DUMBLEDORE thinks it would be a good time to WRAP THINGS UP.
DUMBLEDORE: Well, I hope you all have enjoyed your stay. I can tell that within this one day, many bonds have been formed. However, this visit must end, as all visits must.
Upon hearing this, PANDEMONIUM breaks out. HERMIONE lunges at ARWEN, who shrieks, and dives to the FLOOR, tripping HERMIONE. GALADRIEL begins to SOB HYSTERICALLY, and clings to SNAPE. Between her muffles sobs, the words "I don't wanna go" can be heard repeated several times.
DUMBLDORE raises his EYEBROWS and CONTINUES.
DUMBLEDORE: However, I have enough two-way mirrors here, so that you can all keep in contact! Aren't I smart?
THEY all exchange TWO WAY MIRRORS. Before the proper goodbyes can be exchanged, however, MADAME POMPHREY runs into the GREAT HALL, warning LEGOLAS that a band of PISSED OFF HOUSE-ELVES with FLAMING TORCHES is about to come after him.
DUMBLEDORE: You should all go now. You can come back some other time if you want.
GANDALF: Ok. Sounds good. I'm just surprised that Pippin didn't burn down that castle or anything at any point in the day.
DUMBLEDORE: Then you should get going before he does....
PIPPIN: Hey!
