Here is chapter 3! Before I start it, I would like to reply to some Reviews.

{People that review chapter one that reviewed after I post chapter two}

Jay-See: Uhhh… I don't know about you but I like mary-sues. I don't think it's THAT much of a mary-sue. I've read a bunch of girl-falls-into-M-Es and I like almost all of them. So… if you don't like them then don't read them.

Lady-Star: Thanks!

Sam: Thanks! I know it was sad but it goes with the plot.

Lalaithiel: Nop! Not a LotR obsessed fan-girl. But I am! My sister and me are going to go watch the midnight showing of RotK, so that tells you how much we're obsessed

Kaminari: I know, I know. I've had my sister check my story and fixed the mistakes, but there might be a few left. I'm not good at spelling very much. And I know it's genetically impossible for Ebony to have red eyes but hey! I've always thought having red-eyes would look cool but also get you picked on if you didn't use contacs so I made Ebony have red eyes.

Demika: If you do come back to this, I would like you to know that it's after the LotR. And thanks for saying that I spelled wrong/used wrongly some words so nicly. Thank you.

FandomAvenger: Well, I hope you like this one; it has NO a/ns in it at all. And I know that there are a lot of G-F-I-M-E stories but I just wanted to write one.

{People that reviewed chapter two}

QTpie-pippinsgurl: Sorry, this takes place after the one ring. But I may put some hobbits in it! ^_^ I LOVE HOBBITS!

Allie: Thank you! THANKYOU!

Lady*Starless*Knight: I'm glad you like it! I've NEVER written so fast on a story in my life! Thank you!

Lalaithiel: Thanks! And a dubble thanks for telling me so nicly how to spell Gollum

Innocence Within: Thanks Kawaii! I really wish you'd watch LotR. It's great! I'm on chapter 7 in the book. I can't wait to get to the part where Frodo meets Stider! Adeos Kawaii!

Elvengirl: Really? Thanks! And dubble thanks for reviewing twice!

Kurleyhawk2: Thank you! Yeah, I think he's captain too. I asked my sister about it and she said so too.

Kate: thanks! Yeah, it is. It was one of the first country music songs I ever heard. They don't play it that much anymore, though.

Innocent Eyes: 1) I do have a spell checker, 2) I don't know what a beta reader is, 3) there is no A/Ns in this chapter, 4) I do go through my stories with a spell checker, 5) My few friends live miles away.

Sue me: I know he wouldn't be but I couldn't think of any other way for her to know his name. *Shugs* and the "Nop! Not lesoning" was from the Two Towers when Gullum and Smeagol were fighting. And the outfits, I just made them up. I do wish I could get an outfit like Ebony's.

Kye: What?

Sarcastic chipmunk: Thanks for pointing those out. I'll try my best to get it cleaned up! But I can't revise it because if I did, I would lose all the reviews.

Kaminari: Uhhh… Wha? There is not going to be ANY legolas, I think.

That was long. Heres the chapter!

Title: Dark Beauty

Rated: PG-13

Reasons why it's rated: Language

Disclaimer: *people from the copyright place holding pink dresses walk slowly towards me* ALLRIGHT! ALLRIGHT! I'll say it! Just get those-those- THINGS away from me! I don' own LotR! It's J.J.R Tolkien's! But I want it! I want to go to Middle-Earth and fight orcs! HAPPY?!?!?! *Copyright people nod*

Summery: Yes, it's another 'Girl-Falls-Into-Middle-Earth' story. But I like them so I thought up this! It's about a 16 year old girl named Ebony Alamen. No Legomance! Promise.

                                                Chapter 3: Jumping Trees

 "All right, my name is Ebony Alamen of Jacksonville, Florida. 'And what I'm doing out here is not of your business,'" Ebony said, mimicking Haldir, which pissed him off quite a bit. Mission 1: Piss Haldir off. She thought. "Now, would you be so kind as to get this damn arrow out of my face?"

 A different voice said, "Why do you use such crude language?"

 "Because I can, smart ass," She said with a role of her eyes. To Haldir she said, "And if you will not move the arrow then would you let me get the hell up?"

 Haldir let her get up but kept his arrow on her at all times. Ebony got up and turned around. "Ohhhh, I get it now. I'm being held captive by three blonde, insane, lunatics in tights with bows and arrows. What would be the best plan of escape?" Ebony muttered softly so they wouldn't hear her.

 "I would not attempt escaping if I were you. Our aim is very good." said one of the other lunatics, as she called them.

 "Wha--? How, I repeat, how the hell did you hear me?" said Ebony, a little confused.

 "Our hearing is also quite good, and that is all you need to know." Haldir said.

 Man! These guys are weird! Ebony thought, then with a mental smirk, but it may be fun to annoy them. Mwawawawa! "You know, you didn't introduce me to your friends, Haldir."

 "And why pray tell would I tell you that?" said lunatic said.

 "If you don't I'll…" she thought for a moment, "Sing a song!"

 "And why would that be threatening?" Haldir said with a smirk.

 "Oh you asked for it, buster." Ebony took a deep breath and started sing at the top of her lungs, "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this how it goes. Oh! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this how it goes."

 After she sang that for a good 20 minutes the person that had told her not to try to escape yelled, "All right! All right! I can't take it anymore! I will tell you my name! Just stop that-that- that song!"

 Ebony stopped singing and put on an evil smirk and said, "Do tell, Blondie."

 "My name is Rùmil. Now will you not sing?" the one who said his name was Rùmil said with a note of pleading in his voice.

 "Only if you three close your eyes for… 3 seconds." May be that will give me enough time to get a good head start.

 The three looked at each other and then Haldir said in a language Ebony didn't know, (a/n: Elvish is in this ^word^.) "^What do you think, Orophin? Rùmil?^"

 "^I do not know. Three seconds? Why would she ask that?^" Orophin asked.

 "^What could she do in that time?^" Rùmil said.

 Then Haldir, in the language Ebony understood, said, "Fine, we shall do as you ask, but for no more then three seconds."

 Ebony smiled sweetly and said, "Okay, now close your eyes, and count to three… slowly!"

 They closed their eyes and counted, when they opened them again all they saw of Ebony was a flash of blue and black hair. They started after her.

 Well, that was easy. Ebony thought, then turned around and saw the three chasing her. Shit! Maybe not so easy. She started to run as fast a she could but her chasers were still gaining. Wait! Why not climb a tree? I'm a fast climber; maybe I can lose them. And she started looking for a good tree. Aha! She thought as she saw the perfect one. She ran over to it and started climbing as fast as she could with a sprained wrist.

 When she got about 45 feet up, she looked down and saw the one of the three was climbing up after her. Man this guy is fast! Mission 2: Get out alive!

 She climbed up as much as she could, then looked down and saw the one that was after her was just about 10ft below her. She started to go up higher, even though she knew that the branches wouldn't hold her.

 Is she mad? Orophin thought, climbing up to the point where the branches that would hold him stopped.

 "Oh great." Ebony muttered, "If I go down I'll be turned into a porcupine, and if I go up anymore I'll fall and turn into a pancake, and I don't like ether choice." Ebony looked to her left and saw a tree that was quite close to the one she was in. I wonder if I could jump it. Then she looked down at the ground that must have been at least a 60ft fall. Well at least I'd have a chance if I jumped. Here goes nothing.

 Haldir and Rùmil were at the base of the tree watching Ebony when they saw her walk to the edge of a branch and jump, trying to get to the next tree.

 Ebony jumped through the air with as much strength as she could. When she came close to the tree she reached out her good hand and grabbed hold of the branch. Yes! I'm going to live! She thought, and then heard a sound that made her wish she were back home, safe in her bed.

CRACK!

 The branch was braking! No! I'm going to die! She looked up and yelled, just before falling, "SOMEBODY HATES ME UP THERE!" then the branch broke and she fell.

 Orophin look at the human falling down towards the ground and yelled to his brothers in elvish to catch her. He saw Rùmil run under the falling girl and catch her. Then he heard her mutter darkly about how stupid she was to get caught by a bunch of insane, lunatics. He then started on his way down.

 "Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! I can't believe I got caught by a bunch of insane, lunatics with bows and arrows. I should of stayed on the ground and kept running. Maybe that way I could of found something to hurt these guys with, but noooo. I had to climb a tree when I knew that once I got up to the top I would have no where to go." Ebony muttered quietly, forgetting that they said their hearing was good.

 What stopped her ranting was the fact that she distinctly heard them chuckling. Stupid! Don't you remember that Hal-what's-his-name said that they had good hearing! Now they think you're nuts! Her mind yelled at her.

 Then a light bulb in her head came on, she had the perfect plan.

Hope you like it!