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Killing Perfection: Yep! Haldir! He's me fav elf! (Frodo being me fave hobbit and Boromir my fav human!) Bad Peter Jackson for killing him! Darn! Anyway, You 12 too?! Cool! Thanks for the reviewing and me hopes you like!
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That was a lot! Well, Here's the chapter!
Title: Dark Beauty
Rated: PG-13
Reasons why it's rated: Language
Disclaimer: *people from the copyright place holding pink dresses walk slowly towards me* ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! I'll say it! Just get those-those- THINGS away from me! I dun' own LotR! It's J.J.R Tolkien's! But I want it! I want to go to Middle-Earth and fight orcs! HAPPY?!?!?! *Copyright people nod*
Summery: Yes, it's another 'Girl-Falls-Into-Middle-Earth' story. But I like them so I thought up this! It's about a 16 year old girl named Ebony Alamen. No Legomance! Promise.
Chapter 8: Lorien and the Lord ad Lady
"Hello, lovely ta see ya! Nice to meet ya! Haven't heard anything about ya! Must go kill those two damn elves now, see ya." Ebony said, walking under the tree and grabbing the nearest branch.
"Nice to meet you as well, milady." Aerandir said, a little shocked at the why she talked.
Ebony was now on the first branch, again, and turned upside-down, again, and said, "No lady, just Ebony." She noticed Rùmil slowly making his way down the tree again and yelled, "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT RÙMIL! I WILL YANK YOU DOWN AS
WELL IF YOU DO!!"
Rùmil stopped for a minute and then continued down. What am I doing? I am going to get it if she catches me…IF she catches me!
Oh he will pay dearly for this. Ebony reached her right hand, which still hurt a little but not much, up and grabbed hold of the branch, then she said to Aerandir and Haldir, "Now, if one of you will be so kind as to hand me a hard, and maybe sharp, objected, please?" then, as a why to confuse Haldir, she added, "And Haldir? ¿Usted es mono, usted sabe eso?" (Spanish for 'You are cute, you know that?')
Haldir, ignoring her request for a hard, sharp object, looked at her blankly and said, "What?"
Ebony smirked and, while reaching up and grabbing Rùmil hand before he could make her fall again, said, "I'll tell you what I said when hell freezes over, or in your case, Morder." And looking up at Rùmil, who was trying to get away from her, she pulled herself up and jumped at him, making them both fall out of the tree.
"Orophin! Help! She is trying to choke me!" Rùmil just managed to say while Ebony started to fake choke him.
"She is 'trying' to choke you? Call me when she IS choking you." Orophin said back with a grin.
"Traitor!" Rùmil managed to say.
Haldir raised an eyebrow and said, "Rùmil? You do know that you are stronger than her and can get up at anytime, right?"
Rùmil froze for a moment, "Oh yeah." He grinned at Ebony, whose eyes had gone wide. Ebony jumped up and ran behind Haldir. Rùmil got up and turned to face Ebony, who he could barley see. "Come out and fight like a elf!" he called.
Ebony peaked around Haldir and said, "I don't know if you've noticed or not but I'm no elf, you el charlatán viejo feo!" (Ugly old windbag!)
"Why do I get the feeling that was an insult?" Rùmil asked nobody.
"Because it was, Rùmil el duende estúpido." (Rùmil the stupid elf) Ebony said while rolling her eyes.
Orophin, who finally got brave enough, climbed down the tree and asked, "What language are you speaking?"
"Do you REALLY want to know?" Ebony asked, ducking behind Haldir when Rùmil tried to catch her. "I mean, REALLY want to know?"
"Yes, I do." He replied.
"As do I." Haldir said, side stepping to the right, leaving Ebony to face Rùmil.
"¡Usted maldice a duende! ¡Por qué hizo el infierno ya mueve? (You damn elf! Why the hell did ya move?!)" She yelled, dodging Rùmil as he jumped at her. She then said, answering Orophin, "It's Spanish! It's a type of language in my world."
Aerandir, speaking for the first time in a while, asked, "Your world? What do you mean?"
Ebony jumped out of the way of the maniac elf again and ran behind Aerandir, "I mean I come from Earth. Oh gosh, that sounded just like on one of those corny alien movies my Dad watches all the time."
Aerandir just looked at Haldir who shrugged. Aerandir saw that Rùmil was getting ready to jump at Ebony again and moved over.
Ebony just had time to register that Aerandir moved before she was on the ground, being tickled by Rùmil. She started laughing whiling trying to get away. "You.Bloody.Elf!" She just managed to say.
"Do you promise not to kill me or my brother?" Rùmil said.
"Which.One?" she answered, tears coming out of her eyes she was laughing to hard.
"Orophin."
"DEAL! NOW STOP!" Ebony shouted. Rùmil stopped tickling her and she sat up, trying to catch her breath. "El duende condenado." (Damn elf.) She muttered.
"What?" Rùmil said.
"Haha! I don't have to tell! That wasn't our deal. I only said I wouldn't kill you two pranksters." She then glanced at Aerandir, "Now, I do believe that there is a elf here that let a certain prankster tackle me." She said, cracking her knuckles. "I'd watch out if I were you, Aerandir."
Orophin walked over to Aerandir and said, "I would do as she said, Aerandir. She has quite a temper."
"I shall keep that in mind." He replied
"Hey! Are we going to get a move on it or not? I want a bath! I've been wearing the same thing for the last three days!" Ebony shouted at them while walking up the path.
"She is right, the Lady will be expecting us soon." Haldir said and started following Ebony.
"WOW! This place is beautiful! It's better than…than… anything I've ever seen!" Ebony said a few hours later when she saw Lorien.
Aerander looked down at the young human beside him and said, "Yes it is, Lady Ebo—" but he was cut off by Ebony.
"I said it before and I'll say it again. No lady. Get it?" Aerander nodded, "Got it?" he nodded again, "Good."
Halder walked over to Ebony and said, "Follow me, the Lady of Light wishes to speak with you."
"Okay. Lead the way."
The four elves and human walked through Lorien until they came to a long staircase.
"Haldir, Orophin and I must go. We have an appointment with Elladan and Elrohir."
Haldir nodded and lead the other two up the stairs.
After about five minutes of this Ebony started to wonder how long the staircase was.
Finally, after ten more minutes, they came to two tall doors. When they stooped a few feet away, slowly the doors started to open.
A bright light seemed to come from within the room beyond and Ebony had to hold a hand up to her eyes just to make out the outline of two figures.
The light deemed and the figures could be seen more clearly, two beautiful elves made their way towards them. Ebony felt like she should bow and did so like she had seen in a few movies.
"Righs, Haldir, Aerandir. Tell us of whom you bring with you from the forest of Lothloien." The male elf said.
The three rose and Haldir stepped forward. "My Lord and Lady, this is Ebony Alamen of a place called Jacksonville, Florida. My brothers and I found her in the woods yesterday afternoon."
The lady looked Ebony in the eye and she heard a voice in her head say, "Hello Ebony Alamen. I see that you have be come friends with my March Warden."
Am I going crazy?! I'm hearing voices for crying out loud! I'm turning into a loony! She thought.
"I can a sure you, you not going crazy. My name is Galadriel, and you have an important part in the life of Haldir. He is quite fond of you." The voice, now identified as Galadriel, said.
Oookay. So, I'm not crazy, and I'm guessing you're the lady that's by the other elf dude, right?
"Yes that is right, he is my husband. He will intrados himself in a moment."
She was brought out of her 'chat' with Galadriel by the elf who Galadriel's husband's voice, "Lady Ebony, I am Lord Celeborn and this is my wife, Lady Galadriel. Welcome to Lorien, you may stay here for as long as you wish."
Ebony frowned at the lady that was put in front of her name and was about to say something when she caught a look from Haldir. Instead she said, "Thank you Lord Celeborn, Lady Galadriel. I appreciate your hospitality very much, but I have one thing ask of you."
"And what would that be, Lady Ebony?" Lord Celeborn asked.
"Do you have a place were I can take a bath?"
A/N) YOU LIKE??! YOU HATE?!?!?! TELL ME!! Anyway, I'm writing a Harry Potter fic now but it won't be up for a while. Those who like Harry Potter may want to read it so I thought I'd tell ya! Read and Review please! Flames will be used to roast orcs, my brother, dresses, Peter Jackson if he kills Pippin, and to cook my dinner.
"And what would a mere ranger know of this mater?"
"He is no mere Ranger! He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn.
"This, Iselidor (SP?) heir?"
"And heir to the throne of Gondor. You owe him your aligens (SP?).
~~Boromir and Legolas—The Counsel of Elrond~~
