Notes: Please, for your own sake, don't eat or drink while reading these, unless you have no sense of humor or great control over your mouth. I have seen enough food/drink-encrusted screens for one lifetime thank you.

Disclaimer: Chibi own GW=NONONONO Chibi own fanfic=YESYESYES Chibi own Yuu-utsu=YESYESYES

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Wufei opened his eyes to find Hiro's lapis lazuli eyes staring back at him. He felt a warm pressure on his mouth that was sending strange tingling shocks through his body, focusing in his unmentionable regions. However, his mind quickly cleared when he realized that the warm pressure was none other than Hiro's mouth! Moving as fast as an uncoiling snake Wufei thrust his body upwards to disengage Hiro's body from his and then did a roundhouse kick from his reclining position on the bed. No small feat mind you, but it wasn't very impressive, although it did send Hiro flying towards the wall. Something within Wufei's heart gave a lurch when he saw Hiro's body about to slam into the wall, and he reached out his hand without his knowledge and grabbed onto a wrist before his mind consciously acknowledged his decision to help Hiro.

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"So...you're trying to tell me that *I* kissed *you*, even though you were on top of me?" Wufei growled out, clenching his fists and frowning so hard that there was this little squishy bit of skin in between his eyebrows that feels like Jell-O when you poke it.

"Yes. You were acting strange, like I have already told you, and so in order to prevent any further damage to you I restrained you using my body. However, you were not in your proper mind and decided that it would be hilarious if you kissed me. Or whatever was going through your deranged mind at the time. This is the last time I'm explaining it." Hiro said emotionlessly.

"So...you're trying to tell me that *I* kissed *you*, even though you were on top of me?" Wufei growled out, with that bit of squishiness still appearing. Hiro rolled his eyes. They were getting nowhere. Fast.

"Okay, look. Think of it this way Wufei, we've one less thing to worry about on the list." Hiro said, getting up from the couch and walking past Wufei. Wufei growled and stuck out his leg.

"Grrr..."

"ACK!" Hiro said as he fell to the ground. Wufei pounced on Hiro like......a pouncing thing. Wufei snarled like a wild animal, or Duo without coffee at 2:33am in the morning, same thing.

"YUI!" Wufei screamed like a battle cry. Hiro deftly blocked all the blows that Wufei was trying to deliver. Obviously, Wufei was on drugs. 'I wonder what he decided to go on...there are so many options these days.' Now...why does that remind me of someone?

"Wufei...what are you doing?" Hiro asked calmly. Suddenly, the murderous light that had been shining in a very, very creepy and scary way from his black Asian eyes died out because the C-R-A-V-T-T-Y-A-T-T-T-Y-D-W-T-H finally found that damn light switch. Wufei picked himself off Hiro and after a moment hesitation, extended his hand to help up Hiro. Hiro eyed Wufei suspiciously, especially noticing that Wufei looked really, really nice today in those pants, well until he mentally blew up a piece of his mind, and then grabbed Wufei's offered hand. Wufei yanked up on Hiro's hand, but had forgotten that Hiro Yui is a very light man despite his inhuman strength. His over-enthusiastic pull up ended up flinging Hiro into Wufei and back onto the ground, only now with Hiro on top. Oh boy.

"Wufei, no offense, but this isn't really working out for me. We just can't keep meeting like this." Hiro said, arching an eyebrow and smiling slightly. Wufei laughed, then started forward when it occurred to him that Hiro Yui, HIRO YUI, just told a joke. And not just any joke, a FUNNY joke. Someone, get a goddamn camera!

Unfortunately, that starting forward ended up pressing his lips to Hiro's for the second time that day...

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"Trowa! Get out of the car!" Quatre pleaded to the other man who was currently huddled in a little ball in the back seat. He had managed to drive to the carnival without so much as a twitch, but after he had parked, Trowa had simply snapped and ran to the back seat where he huddled into a little ball and refused to budge. Suddenly, after 20 minutes of imploring Trowa to leave the car, an idea struck him. Literally.

"OW!" Quatre said in response to the ball that had hit him on the back of his head. An idea occurred to his cute, little, blond mind as he threw the ball back to the young children who were playing catch. Quickly Quatre threw off his pants and ripped off his shirt and shimmed out of his underwear and did a little dance in front of Little-Huddling-Ball-Trowa. Now, this was too much for even Trowa, and he developed a life-threatening nosebleed. However, this is Trowa, so he ignored the nosebleed and ran out of the car. After dragging Streaking-Quatre back into the car for a bit of "fun", if you know what I mean (if you don't, that's why I made this fic PG-13, for people like you), Trowa decided that he was ready to actually attempt going on to the carnival.

"Now, Trowa, remember, if you get scared, just hold my hand, okay?" Quatre said reassuringly. Trowa looked at Quatre.

"..." (Look, if I'm going to grab anything, it's not going to be your hand.) Trowa winked and licked his lips at Quatre in an overall seducing/sexy way, and Quatre blushed bright yellow. Okay, he blushed red like he always does, but I wanted to type something different for once...

"Behave yourself Trowa!"

"..." (This *is* me behaving! I could be worse you know...) Trowa leaned over quickly and nipped Quatre on the neck, running his tongue over Quatre's flesh before pulling away. (See?)

"TROOOOWAAA!!!!" Quatre grabbed his neck and pulled out a copy of War and Peace and began to chase Trowa around in tiny circles. However, before they could get a proper pace going, Trowa stopped.

"UN!" Quatre exclaimed as his Chibi-self bumped into Trowa's still form. After getting back up from the ground (sadly, no longer chibi-fied), Quatre walked over to Trowa.

"..." (It's...one of *them*...) Trowa "said".

"Trowa, it's okay. Don't worry, I'm right here and YELP!" Quatre didn't finish his sentence properly because at that moment a giant (at least seven feet tall) clown jumped out at them and Trowa had reached over and grabbed *something* of Quatre's.

"..." (SO SCARED SO SCARED!! SCAREDSCAREDSCAREDSCAREDSCAREDSCAREDSCAREDSCAREDSCARESCAREDSCAREDSCARED SCAREDSCAREDSCAREDSCARED!!!!!!) Trowa "exclaimed", squeezing *something* with increased ferocity. Quatre was beginning to lose feeling in his unmentionables.

"For the love...of...nightly activities...let go!!" Quatre squeaked out. Trowa turned to Quatre.

"...?" (Nightly activities?)

"F...F...N...censored version!" Quatre gasped out. Trowa looked thoughtful.

"..." (Ooh...is that why you're --------- is always called *something*?)

"YES! Now...let...go..." Quatre moaned out...Trowa had a good grip.

"...!" (Oh! Sorry. Wouldn't want to damage that...) Trowa winked again. The clown was a very, very big homophobic and ran away screaming. Trowa laughed in a very Insane-Gonna-Kill-You-All-Quatre-like way. Quatre didn't even look surprised. Well, who would after getting his unmentionable squeezed in such a manner with no warning what-so-ever. Oh, come on people! The clown jumped outta nowhere! That's not a warning! Okay...maybe a little one, but Quatre couldn't have seen that one coming!

"So..." (Can we go get some cotton candy? I'm kinda hungry...all that squeezing made me tired.) Quatre glared as best as he could, looking as frightening as a bunch of popcorn smothered in butter and salt next to a Hindi movie starring Hrithik Roshan, Salaam Khan, and Shahrukh Khan. [1] Oh, I'm shaking in my sandals. Look at them shake. Shake shake.

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"Wufei, this was entirely your fault. Admit it." Hiro said, back on the same couch, in the same position, talking in the same way he had before.

"So...you're trying to tell me that *I* kissed *you*, even though you were on top of me?" Wufei snarled at Hiro from his position on the chair opposite Hiro's. He knew that he was being ridiculous, but he refused to admit that he had kissed Hiro Yui (twice mind you), even though both were sort of accidental, without a fight.

"Wufei, stop being idiotic. Look, let's just move on from here, okay? It's no big deal. Pieces of my flesh touched pieces of yours, it's no different than our hands touching, all right? Let's just leave it at that and move on with our lives." Hiro said tonelessly. He got up and crossed the room, this time avoiding anywhere that Wufei could trip him. Wufei's voice stopped him.

"Yui, I mean, Hiro. Look, I'm sorry. I have no right to act like this. How about we just pretend that none of this happened, and we just go back to how we were? Well, no, wait a sec. I don't really want us to be like how we were." Wufei said, and Hiro felt his heart thump oddly as Wufei spoke that sentence.

"What do you mean Wufei?"

"I mean, well...can we be friends Hiro? For real? I mean, I respect you, and I think that until recently you respected me...you called me friend before, and now I'd like to...well...you know. How about Hiro? Friends?" Wufei said, walking over to Hiro and holding out his hand. Wufei was frowning in his usual manner, and he had his head cocked at a very arrogant angle, but Hiro knew from years of working with Wufei that that was just Wufei's usual composure. Hiro extended his hand and grasped Wufei's firmly.

"Friends."

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"So...how are Hi-chan and Wu-wu?" Duo asked Yuu over the phone.

"They're...well, it's actually a long story." Yuu said, thinking over the days past activities.

"Well...tell me it!" Duo exclaimed happily.

"No...it's too long. Just read Chappy Eight of Yaruki." Yuu said wearily. She didn't feel like explaining it all.

"Oh, is that out? 'Bout time..." Duo said thoughtfully, thinking that he'd have to go online sometime soon to read it.

"Yeah. Anyways, the main thing is that...well...Hiro and Wufei are now...FRIENDS." Yuu said, putting extra stress on the word "friends".

"Is that so?" Duo smirked.

"Yes. I think that they might soon become more, Duo."

"Yep yep."

"Oh, I have to go now. Hiro and Wufei are going out to eat tonight."

"Excellent..." Duo said and then put down the receiver. Everything was going as planned.

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"Come on Quatre! It wasn't that big of a deal!" Trowa said, jogging to catch up to his lover, who was walking at a freakishly fast pace.

"It was too! I can't believe you got us thrown out of the carnival Trowa! Do you know how bad that is for my reputation?!" Quatre retorted angrily.

"Well, you're the one who said it!"

"You knew what I meant!"

"Come on Quatre! I have a ten-words-a-day limit! This is hard for me! Just look at me, please?"

"No! Trowa, a common laborer like you wouldn't understand what someone like me has to do. I have to keep up a certain appearance!" Quatre shouted.

"..." Trowa's eyes darkened, and his whole appearance grew cold. He glared at Quatre, and when he spoke, his voice was harder than a concrete wall. "Then I guess you wouldn't want to be seen with a 'common laborer' anymore. Well, that's fine."

"Trowa-" Quatre started, but Trowa cut him off with a gesture.

"Come on, I'll drive you home." Trowa moved in front of Quatre and stalked to the rental car. He did not speak again that night.

"Trowa..." Quatre whispered, but he remembered his anger and followed Trowa silently.

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"Yuu?"

"Yeah? What is it Duo, I'm in the restaurant right now." Yuu asked hurriedly, her cell phone pressed to her ear.

"Look, we may have to call this off. Quatre and Trowa just got into a huge fight. I've never seen Quatre this mad before..." Duo actually sounded scared. Apparently, really mad Quatre's are scarier than three-week-old-kittens.

"Duo, don't be ridiculous. All couples have their big fights. Remember ours?"

"No." Duo said after thinking briefly. Yuu rolled her eyes.

"Yes, you do!"

"I do?"

"Yes!"

"...Are you sure?"

"Yes! Remember how we were at my apartment? We were talking about moving into a house, just the two of us, and we couldn't agree which colony we would go to live in?"

"Ohh...yeah...you wanted to stay on Earth..."

"And you wanted to move to L2. And I said..."

" 'No way I'm living in that piece of shit colony, I don't want to be around all that filth.'" Duo said, remembering how much that had stung.

"And then you replied, quite angrily if I remember correctly: 'Fuck you, bitch. You're the piece of shit Yuu.'" Yuu said it smiling wryly. Duo had always had a very, very short fuse.

"Ahh..." Duo said nervously. "I don't think that I said that...hehehe...okay, yeah...so?"

"And then I said: 'Duo, calm down, you're overreacting.' And you said: 'No I'm not! Shut up! You don't know anything about me bitch! Get out!' And I said: 'Duo, this is my apartment...' And you looked all flustered and said: 'Well...then...I'll get out then!' And I rolled my eyes and said: 'Duo, where would you go? It's 11:30pm. You'll get hurt if you go out this late at night.' And then you said:"

" 'Shut the fuck up! I'll do what I want!'" Duo said ruefully. "Yeah...I remember. You had to spend the next two hours following me around town until I finally agreed to come back with you and argue this out like two responsible adults."

"Yeah. And look what happened?"

"I ended up proposing not soon afterwards...I learned a lot about you that day, Yuu."

"So, then, understand that Trowa and Quatre can handle this. They're big boys now."

"Yeah...all right..." Duo said. Yuu was always so calm and collected. Well, almost always.

"Shit."

"What?"

"I'll tell you later." Yuu said, and hung up.

"Yuu? Yuu?!" Duo asked into the phone.

Beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep..........

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[1]=Hindi actors...very very very cool....

Well people...you'll have to wait till chappy 9 to find out why Trowa and Quatre are arguing, and what's got our lovely Yuu saying "shit". Adios...