What Would Happen if Gilderoy Lockhart put the Imperius Charm on Snape?
Disclaimer: Characters belong to J. K. Rowling. Gilderoy Lockhart belongs in St. Mungos
Potions Class: 7th year Slytherins and Gryffindors.
G. L.: Everybody, take out your Gilderoy Lockhart Designer Brush!
Harry: What?
Ron: Dumb blonde!
G. L.: Draco, do you have highlights?
Draco: Yes, sir. I had Father do it. He was getting a facial.
Hermione: Professor, aren't we supposed to be studying?
G.L: Yes Miss Granger. Oh! Did you get your hair straightened?
Hermione: Um, yes. Are-are you feeling Ok?
G. L.: why, yes! I'm all fine and dandy!
Ron: Creepy!
G. L.: Mister Potter! What happened to your hair?!?
Harry: Wh-what?
G. L.: Harry, Harry, Harry! When's the last time you put conditioner in that unruly hair of yours?
Harry: Are you ok? You sound like that fool Lockhart!
G. L.: POTTER! DETENTION! Honestly, DO NOT TALK ABOUT BEAUTIFUL GILDEROY LIKE THAT!
Harry: Yes, Professor.
Ron: Hey, Harry. Do you think that Snape's a little gay?
Harry: Yes! Why does he care about my hair?
Hermione: I agree. 'I'm all fine and dandy!' That's just-
Ron: Vile!
Harry: Shut up! Snape's looking at us!
G. L.: Draco! How did you get your hair like that?
Draco: Father's a beautician. If you want, I'll talk to him and set you up with an appointment.
G. L.: Draco! Twenty points to Slytherin! I really must talk to that father of yours!
Draco: Perfect! Oh, Professor! Look, you have a mole! We must burn it off!
G. L.: Can you dye me hair blonde?
Draco: Yes. What kind of blonde do you want? We can make it dirty blonde, strawberry blonde, platinum blonde, regular blonde, and-
G. L.: Yes, yes! I'll talk to you later! Oh, before I forget, can your father changer my eye colour?
Draco: Yes, what colour?
G. L.: Forget Me Not Blue!
Draco: It's a done deal!
G. L.: Class is dismissed! Harry stay behind. We need to sort out your detention
Harry: I'll meet you in the common room.
Gryffindor Common Room
Ron: Harry, how did it go?
Harry: I have to meet him at 8:00 tonight.
Hermione: Time for defence Against the Dark Arts!
Snape' s class room
G. L.: Harry, come here.
Harry: Sir, what do I have to do?
Gilderoy says something horrible.
Harry: Ahhhhhhh! NO! NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Gryffindor Common Room, 10:30 P.M.
Ron: Gods, what took you so long?
Hermione: yes, Harry. You've been there for nearly three hours!
Harry starts crying.
Hermione: Oh, it couldn't be that bad!
Harry: it was! I had to put makeup on him! Then I had to change his clothes! He-he wasn't wearing anything under his robes!
Ron: NASTY! I think I'm gonna be sick!
Hermione: Don't worry, we'll talk to Dubledore in the morning.
Harry: Ok. I'll see you then. I have to go to sleep.
The End!
Disclaimer: Characters belong to J. K. Rowling. Gilderoy Lockhart belongs in St. Mungos
Potions Class: 7th year Slytherins and Gryffindors.
G. L.: Everybody, take out your Gilderoy Lockhart Designer Brush!
Harry: What?
Ron: Dumb blonde!
G. L.: Draco, do you have highlights?
Draco: Yes, sir. I had Father do it. He was getting a facial.
Hermione: Professor, aren't we supposed to be studying?
G.L: Yes Miss Granger. Oh! Did you get your hair straightened?
Hermione: Um, yes. Are-are you feeling Ok?
G. L.: why, yes! I'm all fine and dandy!
Ron: Creepy!
G. L.: Mister Potter! What happened to your hair?!?
Harry: Wh-what?
G. L.: Harry, Harry, Harry! When's the last time you put conditioner in that unruly hair of yours?
Harry: Are you ok? You sound like that fool Lockhart!
G. L.: POTTER! DETENTION! Honestly, DO NOT TALK ABOUT BEAUTIFUL GILDEROY LIKE THAT!
Harry: Yes, Professor.
Ron: Hey, Harry. Do you think that Snape's a little gay?
Harry: Yes! Why does he care about my hair?
Hermione: I agree. 'I'm all fine and dandy!' That's just-
Ron: Vile!
Harry: Shut up! Snape's looking at us!
G. L.: Draco! How did you get your hair like that?
Draco: Father's a beautician. If you want, I'll talk to him and set you up with an appointment.
G. L.: Draco! Twenty points to Slytherin! I really must talk to that father of yours!
Draco: Perfect! Oh, Professor! Look, you have a mole! We must burn it off!
G. L.: Can you dye me hair blonde?
Draco: Yes. What kind of blonde do you want? We can make it dirty blonde, strawberry blonde, platinum blonde, regular blonde, and-
G. L.: Yes, yes! I'll talk to you later! Oh, before I forget, can your father changer my eye colour?
Draco: Yes, what colour?
G. L.: Forget Me Not Blue!
Draco: It's a done deal!
G. L.: Class is dismissed! Harry stay behind. We need to sort out your detention
Harry: I'll meet you in the common room.
Gryffindor Common Room
Ron: Harry, how did it go?
Harry: I have to meet him at 8:00 tonight.
Hermione: Time for defence Against the Dark Arts!
Snape' s class room
G. L.: Harry, come here.
Harry: Sir, what do I have to do?
Gilderoy says something horrible.
Harry: Ahhhhhhh! NO! NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Gryffindor Common Room, 10:30 P.M.
Ron: Gods, what took you so long?
Hermione: yes, Harry. You've been there for nearly three hours!
Harry starts crying.
Hermione: Oh, it couldn't be that bad!
Harry: it was! I had to put makeup on him! Then I had to change his clothes! He-he wasn't wearing anything under his robes!
Ron: NASTY! I think I'm gonna be sick!
Hermione: Don't worry, we'll talk to Dubledore in the morning.
Harry: Ok. I'll see you then. I have to go to sleep.
The End!
