What Would Happen If Gilderoy Lockhart Put the Imperius Curse on Snape Part 2: Albus Interferes.

In Dumbledore's Office

AD: Children? What do you want?

Hermione! Well, harry had detention and Professor Snape-

AD: Lemon Drop?

Hermione: No, sir. As I was saying-

AD: Harry-lemon drop?

Harry: No.

Hermione: As I was saying, at Harry's detention, Professor Snape told Harry-

AD: Ronald-Lemon Drop?

Ron: SHUT UP YOU OLD FOOL!

AD: Ronald Weasley, watch your mouth!

Hermione: -to put makeup on him and-

AD: Hermione, sherbet lemon?

Hermione: No thank you, sir. - change his-

AD: Young Ronald-sherbert lemon?

Ron: You know what A. D. stands for? It stands for Amused Dumb-arse!

AD: Ronald, I'm warning you.

Hermione: -robes. He wasn't wearing anything under-

AD: Harry-sherbert lemon?

Harry: No Professor.

Hermione: -them. At class he and Draco were-

AD: Hermione-chess?

Hermione: No sir. -talking about-

AD: Ron-chess?

Ron: Um, maybe later.

AD: Ok, after dinner.

Hermione:-Snape' s hair and eye colour. Draco-

AD: Harry-chess?

Harry: No, sir.

Hermione:-was talking about Lucius Malfoy being a beautician. He-

AD: Hermione- Want to pet Fawkes?

Hermione: No sir. -

AD: Harry- Want to pet Fawkes?

Harry: No sir, Hermione is trying to tell you something.

AD: Yes, yes. Ron-Want to pet Fawkes?

Ron: NO! WILL YOU SHUT THE HECK UP!?!

AD: Ronald, you will be hearing from your mother.

Ron: NOT MUM! NOT MUMMY! NOOOOO!

Hermione:-wantsto eet Mr. Malfory -

AD: Miss Granger-Want a jelly bean?

Hermione: SHUT UP YOU CRACKPOT-SMOKING FOOL! I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING IMPORTANT! KEEP ON INTERUPTING ME AND YOU WILL PAY!

Hermione left the building. Ron was still crying. Harry was staring at his shadow. Albus was sucking on a lemon drop.

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