Notes: As creepy as it sounds...yes, this *IS* indeed, chapter 11 of Yaruki. That's right people. Updation. Please, don't hesitate to through me flowers. ^_^V

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****Flash Back to when Relena first came back to Hiro and said to prove it****

"What?" A shocked Hiro said, and Relena's eyes glittered dangerously.

"I said: PROVE IT."

"Uhh..." Hiro began to flounder. How could he PROVE anything with WUFEI of all people?!? It's not like they were prepared for anything like this! His hand began to reach down instinctively for his gun.

"Simple. I am in love with Hi-chan here." A strong, male voice declared, his voice low and yet surprisingly, clear, as his arm wrapped itself around Hiro's waist. Hiro tried to look as if he wasn't surprised...and Wufei kept at his act. Making his voice almost purr. "We became very close over the years of Preventer work and our feelings grew too strong to hold in. Duo was sad at first, but he found solace in Yuu-utsu's arms."

"Yeah. That's how it is, Relena. Wu-baby and I are thinking of getting married...um....sometime in the future." Hiro swallowed hard as his arm came around to encircle Wufei's slim body. 'My GOD he feels go-....was I just about to think "good"....no. NO. I AM HIRO. I do not *HAVE* emotions of any sort let alone attraction towards this stunn....aaaaaaah...this OTHER MALE beside me...' Hiro's face did little to betray his inner conflict.

"Oh I see if that's how it is then that's fine because if you really are gay then I don't have a chance because I'm not a guy and if that's all you want then I can't stand between it unless of course you want to break all the rules and run away with me!?" Relena asked, and Hiro began to get that scared look again. Wufei acted again out of instinct, and didn't really think as he moved in front of Hiro, shielding him from Relena with his own body.

"No, I think he's just fine, Relena-san. If you will please be kind enough to leave us to our weekly romantic dinner?" Wufei asked, letting just a tiny icicle to slip into his voice.

"Of course of course after all I am a grown woman and I can handle this sort of thing don't worry Hiro I won't bother you anymore I'll just leave now goodbye." Relena said and did an about-face and left their sight. The two men were left standing there in a very awkwardly intimate embrace. The rest of the people in the restaurant had politely turned their heads. Both guys let out a sigh of relief and then seemed to remember their current position. Wufei leaped away from Hiro, like a...leaping thing...O_O And Hiro was thrust into the table where water spilt all over his pants.

"Great." Hiro said, as he acknowledged that his pants were soaked through. He started to relax, when that feeling came back...he started to look around to make sure Relena was gone, but suddenly, Wufei's form appeared in front of him.

"What. The. HELL. Was. THAT." Wufei managed to bite out; glaring like all hell had broken loose within him.

"I'm sorry Wufei. I warned you that she was crazy."

"CRAZY?! CRAZY?! THAT IS *NOT* CRAZY!!! CRAZY IS TALKING TO YOURSELF!!! THAT IS BEYOND CRAZY!!!" Wufei shouted, his voice near hysterical. When he had finished, he was left breathing very heavily through his nose, obviously trying to calm down.

"I'm really sorry Wufei...but...what are you so upset for? You were really great back there. Talk about quick thinking." Hiro said, his voice betraying no emotion. 'More than great...you were...'

"I DO *NOT* CARE!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE ME DO THAT!!! JUST TO SAVE YOUR ASS!!!" Wufei was still shouting, but amazingly, he was pitching his voice in such a way, that only really Hiro could hear him. Wufei continued on about how he wasn't gay, and how if it hadn't been for the fact that is looked like his life was in peril too he would never had done anything, how much Hiro owed him, and so on. Meanwhile...

'Wow...that must be so much fun....ranting and raving. He looks...he looks...I can't...no...well. Okay...I can admit it to myself at least. He looks so wonderful. So passionate. I didn't think it possible...but I really do have feelings for Wufei...for my second friend. I can't believe this...if he ever finds out...I'll lose him. And...why is this so hard??....that tears me up...I...guess...I don't want these weeks to end. The way I felt with his arms around me...when...when we kissed...I...won't deny it to myself any longer! Oh...shit...he's stopped talking. Great. What was the last thing he said?!?! WAIT! I don't HAVE to respond! Not really! I can make a general statement and that's okay! Okay...um...how about.'

"I understand how you feel Wufei. And I thank you for your sacrifice. You really saved us back there. Now. Shall we continue our meal? After all, you have established that there is nothing between us and therefore, we don't have to waste our time on talking about something that was meaningless." Hiro went to sit down, even though his pants were wet and he was shaking on the inside after his confession to his own mind. He had to do it though. If he couldn't even say it to HIMSELF...then whom could he trust?

"Wait." Wufei grabbed Hiro's shoulder, and Hiro froze at the contact. Hiro straightened and stood facing Wufei, who dropped his hand from Hiro's shoulder. "I'm sorry for what I said. I understand the situation. I know it's not really your fault. It was all just an act, and so...well...what I want to say is-" But Wufei was not destined to finish that sentence, as Relena came flying across the restaurant...with a knife in her hands...and she was coming in a beeline towards Hiro.

"YOU LIE!!!" Relena screamed and flung herself at Hiro. Hiro was too frozen from his fear (well earned fear too!!) of Relena, and he made no move to avoid the knife. Moving faster than even Hiro had anticipated, Wufei grabbed Hiro's waist, and twisted them both out of the way. Relena ran straight through where they had been standing and was caught just in time by one of the restaurant's bouncers. Meanwhile, Wufei had flawed his balance and Hiro's unresponsive body had provided a not-needed obstacle in his way. Down they went, with Wufei on top. The two men lay there for a second; just staring wide-eyed at each other when another peals of screams attracted their attention. Not even bothering to shift their positions a bit, the guys turned their eyes to Relena's struggling form.

Screaming incomprehensibly, she fought her captors. Then, snarling like a wild animal, she bit the arm of one of the brawny men who held her back, she launched forward as the man's arm lowered slightly. Charging forward she dived for Wufei. This time, it was not Wufei who moved, it was Hiro. Grabbing fistfuls of Wufei's shirt, Hiro rolled Wufei over, vacating the spot where they had been. And Relena fell to the floor, hit her head on the bar's...well...BAR, and her head fell to boards of the ground unconscious. The restaurant became a scene of pandemonium. However, the two Asians had managed to successfully roll over far enough out of the way where they were being ran AROUND and not trampled ON.

Relena was being taken away, and her mouth was moving to form the word "hiro" over and over again...and despite his fear and dislike of her, said Hiro felt pity stir inside him. She was just a girl still...crazy, yes, but...a girl nonetheless. A PERSON.

"Hiro..." Wufei managed to get out...Hiro's attention was brought back to the man underneath him, their bodies pressed together on the bottom, their torsos apart. Hiro realized their compromising position, but he decided to act as if it didn't matter to him. But, his heart began to pound painfully.

"Hm?"

"You're getting me wet." Wufei said, referring to the fact that Hiro had gotten water spilt on him earlier. However, in the context...it sounded like he was referring to something else that I can't spell out for you because this is ONLY PG-13! :-p

"Pffft." Hiro tried to hold back his laughter...after all, it was totally inappropriate for the situation. Then something occurred to him, and he sobered up. "Wufei...what you did back there...you saved my life. Thank you."

"It was nothing...really." Wufei tried to say nonchalantly, but for some reason he couldn't. His voice fell to a whisper, and he noticed how close their faces were...the chaos that surrounded them seemed to dim, as the air between them hummed a cute little yaoi tune. Well, it hummed more with TENSION...but...you know. Close enough.

"Why...why did you do that?" Hiro said, his voice intense, and his eyes burning with...things unsaid.

"I...I...because..." Wufei faltered. His mind was saying 'just make it up! Say anything! Be arrogant!!'...but nothing was coming to mind.

With almost no warning Hiro leaned down, bringing their faces closer...Wufei's mind let off a hundred alarms, but his body didn't seem to be responding to them! Before Wufei could betray himself farther, the sound of a bottle crashing to the floor broke the spell. The nearly completely shattered glass bottle was rolling right towards his head! So, naturally, Wufei launched forward and off the ground to avoid being hit...

And his lips found Hiro's.

****Back to Hiro and Wufei's hotel room with the toilet paper problem****

"I was just kidding Wufei! Look, how about this, if you are willing to just hang out there for a while, I'll go down to the front desk and request more toilet paper. Is that all right with you?" Hiro's calm and unshakable voice came from the other side of the bathroom door. Wufei scowled.

'There he goes again!! Being all...MATURE...and...solving PROBLEMS CALMLY. Grr.' Wufei sighed. 'Sometimes...I think I need to beat my head against a wall...'

"Yes. Thank you, Hiro." Wufei said, sitting down and laying his head in his hands to think. He heard Hiro leave the hotel room. Suddenly, he could feel his mind going back to the day's earlier happenings...

He had kissed Hiro Yui three times...in one day. And...well...if he was honest with himself, he had enjoyed them. He had liked how it had felt, being there...against Hiro's body, and their mouths joined. BUT! This is WUFEI we speak of. Who, as we all know, is *NOT* in denial. -.-

'I don't have any feelings towards Hiro. I just acted automatically. Training. From back when we were Preventers on active, active duty. Now, we don't have to do such dangerous work and those instincts don't get much use...BUT! I still have them! That's why I moved to protect him. Because we're partners. ACK!!! NO!!! NOT THAT WAY~!!! I have NO FEELINGS FOR YUI!! And VICE VERSA!!

'Besides, even if I *DID* have feelings, BUT I DON'T!!!, for Hiro...it wouldn't even matter, because he would NEVER feel that way about me. And I don't care about that because I DO NOT HAVE FEELINGS FOR YUI.' Wufei ranted inside his head because he is NOT in denial.

'I'M NOT!!!'

*rolls eyes* Sure you aren't Wufei.

"I'M NOT!!" Wufei yelled outloud, standing up. The bathroom door opened.

"You're not what?" Hiro asked calmly, as if he WASN'T seeing Wufei stripped down from the waist down.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Wufei screeched and he grabbed a nearby towel to not hide his unmentionables, but to throw at Hiro's face. It effectively covered his face and Hiro could no longer see anything beyond the towel. He had not moved however. Except now to lift up one hand.

"Your toilet paper." Hiro said, and blushing furiously, Wufei snatched it from Hiro's hand. Hiro nodded once, and walked out, with the towel on his face. Even though there has rarely been a time when he had been more embarrassed, he had no wish to offend Hiro...although he didn't want to admit why.

'It's not a matter of ADMIT...it's a matter of just...I don't want to offend him!! That's IT!!!' .....SUUUURE.

"Hiro. Thanks." Wufei said, and Hiro turned his covered face towards Wufei.

"It was-" BANG! Hiro's head collided with the door, and with only a small groan, he fell to the floor, unconscious.

"YUI!"

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With a soft moan, Hiro Yui opened his eyes, as well as his lips. Someone was kissing him, desperately. Hungrily. And Hiro's nose told him...it was Wufei. Hiro's moan had caused Wufei to begin to draw back, but Hiro's arms were faster. They came up and encircled Wufei's neck, pressing his face back to Hiro's. Hiro could feel the heat radiating from Wufei's cheeks, and the stiffness of his muscles, but Wufei's mouth still moved against his. This was no accidental kiss. This one was real. An open admission of want.

His head spinning from lack of oxygen, Wufei's mouth released Hiro's and he straightened. He moved off Hiro's prone form and back to the chair he had originally been sitting in. He was trying so hard to be furious with himself. Here he was...WUFEI and he...he had KISSED Hiro Yui. Not an accident. He had seen Hiro laying there, as if he was sleeping, and he hadn't resisted the urge to kiss him. He should have known that Yui would have woken up! He should have known! Now Hiro was probably going to yell at him and accuse him of being gay. How he forced the kiss on him and how he could never find Wufei attractive in any way. After all...what would a guy like Yui want with a GUY like Wufei?

"Wufei?" Hiro's voice was slightly husky, and Wufei was remembered of how Hiro's arms had come to wrap themselves around his neck and how he had kissed him back.

"I'm sorry, Yui. I don't know what came over me. Please forgive me. I'll leave now if you want, we can call this whole thing off, and I'll swear I'll never speak to you again-" Wufei started, carefully keeping his eyes off Hiro. A hand darting out and catching his chin, startled him. The hand raised Wufei's face to the owner of the hand. "Yui."

"HIRO. Wufei...listen. I meant to tell you eventually. I...I...have...feelings for you. More than just friendship feelings. I wasn't offended by your touch, or your...kiss. I...wanted it, if anything. Maybe...maybe Duo had the right idea when he...paired us together." Hiro struggled out. It was hard for him to say that...after all, this is Hiro Yui. The guy who wasn't supposed to HAVE emotions, let alone express them. Hiro's normally steady hand began to shake. If Wufei rejected him...if Wufei said he didn't want Hiro even a little...Hiro began to pull his hand away, but Wufei caught it.

"Look. I'm...well...I've been told since birth I'm not supposed to ever have any feelings for anyone besides the one that my clan chooses for me. I can't...I can't promise you that I'll ever be able to really be openly...affectionate...towards you...but...I can tell you that...I am...also attracted...to...you." Wufei took a deep breath. If it was this hard for *him* and he had the reassurance that Hiro wasn't going to push him away, he couldn't imagine the courage it must have taken Yui to say what he had. "And...well...I agree. Maybe Duo did know what he was doing...and...well...I'm willing to give it a try. If you are." Wufei looked up at Hiro's face and their eyes met. He hadn't released Hiro's hand quite yet. And Hiro turned his hand over and entwined their fingers.

"I am."

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BOO-friggin-YAH!!! Both my couples are FINALLY together! Now I can get a move on and have even more humourus and overall embarrassing scenes!! YAAAY!! XD

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