You have got to be Kidding me!

Author: Yasmine

Email: ebonysky1@yahoo.com

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or company. Sue me and you will get nothing but this old computer, a couple of packs of Ramen and maybe a couple of CDs. So trust me when I say that you should not sue me.

Summary: After a hard weekend of searching for Naraku and other pieces of the jewel, Kagome returns to her home. But what happens when she is gone and Inuyasha and company are attacked by a demon that can change ages? And what happens when Kagome returns to find baby versions of her friends? Find out in You have got to be Kidding me!

Chapter two Why me?

Shippo sighed in a defeated sort of way. His eyes searched the horizon for any sign of a grown up, or a woman. Whom ever he could find that would be able to help him in his darkest hour. His big brown eyes squinted towards the sun; well at least until the sun blinded him, then he looked to the ground in pain. He stood up to his full height of 6 ft 5, which he really never thought he would ever get that tall. His tail was long and slim, not as bushy as he had assumed it would be when he had grown. Telling from his appearance, he had to be about 20 years old or about to reach 20. He wasn't sure, nor did he care. The wind began to pick up a bit, blowing his rather long brown hair all over the place.

"Where is my ribbon? Damn! This hair is getting on my nerves!"

Turning around he looked down at the predicament that he was in. Two of the cutest babies you would ever want to see sat on the grass kicking each other. For some reason, and for the life of him he didn't know why, but he couldn't help staring in awe at how adorable these two babies were. Even though he knew for a fact that they were less than adorable in their adult sizes. Sighing again, he seems to be doing that a lot lately, he walked over to the babies and forced them apart again.

"Could you guys please stop? I have to figure out a way to take care of you while Kagome is away. But I can't find anyone around so I guess I'm going to have to take care of the three of us until we can find someone to help. The first thing I think We should do is see how much you two can do, so lets see if either of you can talk."

Inuyasha who still had his arms folded over his chest, grabbed a hold of Miroku's hair and pulled really hard. Smirking he let it go after Miroku began to cry, then began to giggle to himself before he saw the stern look on Shippo's face.

"That wasn't nice Inuyasha! You know better than to do that. Would you like it if he did that to you?" Shippo glanced at the moaning Miroku and tired hard not to laugh at his expression.

"No." Inuyasha frowned. Such a scary thought.

"Ok then, what is your name and how old are you?" Shippo leaned over a rock while watching the two intensely.

"My name is Inuyasha and I'm one and a half years old. I'm half demon!" Inuyasha smiled between a couple baby teeth.

"My name is Miroku and I'm two. HA HA Inuyasha is younger than me!" Miroku blew a wet and soggy raspberry at Inuyasha, which in turn caused Inuyasha to throw a pile of mud in his face.

They were fighting again.

Shippo just rolled over onto his back, a frown placed on his beautiful face. Suddenly the foulest smell he had ever encountered reached his nose. The sheer force of it was enough to catch him so off guard that he nearly fainted. Jumping up he looked around the field that they were in. It smelled like rotten bodies, or burning flesh. One of those really horrid smells that you just can't place, but you know that it must be bad.

Turning around wildly he looked everywhere for what he thought was a dangerous foe, only to find the two babies giggling at him. Holding his nose closed he went to pick up the babies, but upon getting closer found that the smell got worst.

"Oh my Gosh! NO! NO! I REFUSE!"

Shippo glared at the offending odor. That horrid smell was coming from one of these babies. Holding his nose firmly he walked over to the two kids, placing a glare on his face which would have made Naraku proud, he stooped down to their level.

"Which one of you poo pooed?"

"I sowwy!" Inuyasha smiled weakly at Shippo, while Miroku laughed hard.

Shippo frowned at looked to the sky.

"WHY ME!!!!!!!"
*****TBC *****

Sorry this took so long to come out, but I kind of got onto another story at a different site and I put all my attention on that one. But I promise to keep this one updated on a regular basis so that you guys don't kill me. So you know what to do, REVIEW!!!! Thank you and see ya in the next chapter.