I do not own DBZ. Or do I.? No, no I don't. Wait, if I own Funimation stocks, and they own DBZ, does that mean I, in a way, own DBZ? Oh well. This is my first posted fanfic, so please be kind, but fare.

The lost warriors soul

I stood at the top of the hill, not another human being within a mile and a half of me. And now it was time to do what I had come to do. Something long overdue. I thought of all the things I could think of that had made me mad. Everything in my entire life that had ever pissed me off. Mostly the big things, plus a few small but recent things. There where a lot. My mind filled with the dark thoughts. Some things that had even made me violent at just at the thought of them. As rage bubbled up within me, for the first time in my life, I shouted as loud as I could. My fists clenched hard, until my fingernails started to pierce the skin of my palms, but that only fueled my anger, and I Continued to scream. I closed my eyes, as tears flowed from them. I opened my eyes as I took a second breath, preparing to yell for the second time. And then, in shock, I stopped. Right in front of me, about seven feet high, was a white light. Like some kind of jagged rid in the air. The edges started to round out, and as I stared, it slowly shrunk, creating a kind of vacuum effect sucking in the air around me. I slowly tried to back away, but something inside seemed to be calling to me, within my very consciousness. I stood rooted to the spot, not quit sure what course of action I truly wanted to take. The choice was made for me, though, as I lost my footing and was sucked into the colorless void. Then, darkness.

I woke up to the sound of a high-pitched beep going off every few seconds. I opened my eyes, and then closed them again immediately. The light was too much for my eyes. I opened my eyes in a squint, this time. The room I was in was a sky blue. That's all I could make out. I felt my head. Two small, round. somethings were attached to my temples. Small, thin wires came out of the middle of each one. I opened my eyes, having adjusted enough to the light. The same small back suction cups on wires were attached to my chest as well. I was in a round, sky blue room, with small beeping monitors all around me. I was lying down in a soft bed, with white sheets that came up to my chest. There was a full length mirror on the door. I got up to see if if I was horribly scarred from what happen on the hill. How long had I been unconscious? I took the suction pads off my chest and head. Wait a minute! My arms were huge! I stared at them for a second, watching how every move I made caused my massive muscles to shift and move. I had muscles before, but not like this! I ran to the mirror, not noticing how quickly I moved now. I was. amazing! Everything I had thought of while weight training was there. I had to sit down. Wait a minute. This seemed some what familiar. Spiderman! It was just like the movie. wait, no there were no spiders, or any animal for that matter. This must be a dream. Yes, a dream! But. no. in a dream I always accepted my situations without question. Well. there's always the tried and tested way. I pinched myself. It didn't hurt. But it never did, these days. That is, if I hadn't been in some weird coma for years, and it still was "these days". I slapped myself. O.K. *that* hurt! I looked around for a shirt. All I was wearing were my shorts. I didn't find one. 'Oh well' I thought. 'Who needs a shirt when I look like THIS?'

I opened the door, just as a woman with blue hair came rushing in, running head first into me. Odd. Her hair almost looked. natural. "Oh, I'm so glad you're awake! I just noticed the monitors and realized that they were showing no vital signs at all!" Her face became extremely cross all of a sudden. "You know, you shouldn't scare people like that! Haven't you been in a hospital before? You can't just go playing with you vital signs like that! I could have had a heart attack! You know, considering we saved your life, you could at least have the decency to." "Um. I don't mean to be rude, but I have no Idea were I am, how long I've been here, or even what's happened to me! Can you answer any of those questions?" Her face softened. "Sorry. My daughter has been driving me up the wall with questions about you. Alright! Ill answer your questions if you answer ours." "I guess that's more than fair." "So, first off, we found you knocked out in the on the look." she hesitated, glancing at the floor. ".In the middle of no where." She looked me in the face again "Three days ago. Besides being knocked out, you were just fine! We took you here and I was going to put you on an I.V. if you didn't wake up today." But where" I asked "is here?" "Oh, right. You are in the world renowned Capsule Corporation, and I, as you may have guessed, am Bulma Briefs!" My jaw dropped, followed by the rest of me. "Oh! I see you HAVE heard of me!" she laughed. My mouth opened and closed as my brain tried to process the information it had just been given. In the end, I settled on saying "I. buu. wha?? I. but you. you don't exist!" "Oh, I think I do! See?" she waved her hand in front of me. "No. I mean Bulma Briefs and Capsule Corp. don't exist! You can't be who you say you are. There's no way." "WOMAN! Where the HELL are you! Where's my DINNER!!" shouted a voice from downstairs. And the more I looked around, and the more I thought, the harder it was to believe that I wasn't were I clearly couldn't be, but clearly was! Bulma was pissed again. "Shut up, you big whining baby!!" "WHAT?? YOU DARE CALL ME A CHILD!!" "How would you like to fix your own gravity chamber?" and then, the shouting stopped. "He's one of the strongest beings in the universe, yet he can't be bothered to fix his own toys." muttered Bulma. "How the hell do you live with someone who can destroy the earth if he wants, and threaten him?" I asked in wonder. "He talks big," she sighed "but on the inside, he's just a big teddy bear who needs a hug! Never tell him I told you that, though! Or any one else, for that matter! He has an image to keep up in front of his 'friends'." Bulma got me a black T-shirt, and took me downstairs to meet every one else. But as we reached the bottom of the stairs, Vegeta's eyes grew huge. He stared me straight in the eyes and a look of horror crossed his face. "YOU!! But how? How could you even exist?!?



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