You have got to be kidding me

Author: Yasmine

E-mail: ebonysky1@yahoo.com

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha. Darn! Anyway I have no money, so you would be stupid to sue me, cause you would get.. * looks in pocket* five cents, an old coupon for a Big Mac, a piece of lint, and a button. See told ya! Enjoy the story!

Summary: After a long weekend of searching for Shikon Shards, Kagome has opted to go home. But while she is away Naraku has attacked and changed the ages of Inuyasha, Miroku, and Shippou. How will Shippou deal with the two babies? Between changing diapers and stopping fights his work is cut out for him. Stay tuned to the next installment of You Have Got To Be Kidding Me.

Chapter three Bath Time

Shippou frowned deeply to himself as he carried a kicking and screaming Inuyasha by his hair towards the river. Miroku followed behind, with his small hands over his nose and giggling often.

"Inuyasha, you have got to stop wiggling, it makes the smell worst!"

"NO! Let me down! I wanna go play! No I wanna go get that Nawaku!"

The river shimmered with the sun's rays, while fish of every kind swam under its currents. Miroku immediately ran over and began playing in the water, forgetting to take his clothes off. Meanwhile Shippou had some how managed to get Inuyasha to take his clothes off, only to have him running around in circles naked under Shippou's feet.

"INUYASHA! STOP! I NEED TO WASH YOU, INUYASHA COME BACK HERE! INUYASHA? COME HERE NOW! HEY DON'T PICK THAT UP.. HEY PUT THAT DOWN!"

A loud smack is heard on the air, followed by grunting and screams.

"INUYASHA WHY DID YOU HIT HIM? INUYASHA COME HERE NOW!"

Shippou ran after Inuyasha, who had somehow grabbed a hold of Miroku's staff and beat him over the head with it, was now screaming because Miroku had hit Inuyasha in the face with the Tetsusaiga's sheath. Unfortunately the sword was still inside at the time. As Shippou tried to pull apart the struggling boys, a pair of golden eyes watched in amusement.

"Sesshomaru-sama, is that little boy not Inuyasha your hanyou brother?"

Jaken looked on across the river and watched the antics of the older man, holding a blacked hair boy while his foot was on Inuyasha's face. He might have laughed if the situation was not so weird and confusing. He looked to his master for an answer, only to find the biggest smile he had ever seen on that man's face.

"S-S-Sesshomaru-sama? Are you ok?"

"Jaken. I haven't seen that side of my little brother since we were younger. Look at him, he acts just like I acted as a child."

Sesshomaru reached a long nailed hand into his kimono to pull out a faded and ripped picture of him as a child. He looked the same as he did now, only shorter. Beside him stood a little Inuyasha who had a finger in his mouth. It was a cute picture, if Jaken didn't know how these two people really act towards each other.

"Don't you see, we used to be ok with each other. But now we can't get along. It's cause Dad took me out and not him. From then on he has hated me. I tried telling him that we didn't really go to the circus, we were burying his pet hamster Iyo, but he doesn't believe me."

"So let me get this straight. You guys don't get along cause your dad took you to bury his dead hamster? Ya'll got issues! I'm leaving!"

Jaken threw the two-headed staff down and walked away. Sesshomaru looked like he was gonna cry, then he shrugged and floated across the water to Shippou. Shippou, was now completely wet, his brown hair fell all over his face, he had a couple of scratches over his cheeks and his tail was fluffed up. He looked like he was about to kill Inuyasha who was running up a tree with Miroku's staffing in his mouth.

"INUYASHA! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!"

"No you are not!"

Shippou turned to see Sesshomaru, Inuyasha's older brother standing beside Miroku. Somehow Miroku had found some chocolate and was eating it like he needed it to breath. Shippou just frowned even further.

"Sessie? Help me! Shippou is trying to make me take a bath! Tell him that Daddy will be angry at him cause he likes to take a bath with me."

"It's ok Inuyasha. I'll make Shippou stop. Shippou, I am taking Inuyasha with me. Until you can find a way to fix him he will stay with me."

"Whatever, take him!"

Inuyasha jumped from the tree, threw the staff at Miroku's head, which hit him and made him cry, grabbed Tetsusaiga and jumped into Sesshomaru's arms. Then in a flash of light they disappeared. Shippou looked to Miroku.

"I thought they hated each other?"

"Shippou, I have to go poop. no I already did. Will you change me?"

Shippou turned towards the sky.

"WHY ME??????"

TBC