Hey, this has been on my computer since. I dunno, January? Any way, I figured :"why not?" This doesn't mean I'm going to keep going with these (though I just might),but I recall wrighting at least one more chapter after this one, so if I find it, I'll post it. I still think the first chapter was not-so-good. As I have lost the file on the first chapter, it's not going to be impoved in any way. Sorry!

Note: I think I started going crazy or something (to much up beat music?) but Goku and Vegeta are very much OOC by the end of this chapter. Sorry, but that's how I wrote it, and I refuse to do it over, on the grounds that I don't want to.

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It's hard to explain the feeling you have, when one of your favorite cartoon characters tells you that

YOU shouldn't exist. Let's just say it felt weird.

"What?" shouted Bulma, half in surprise," What are you going on about, Vegeta?!?"

Vegeta looked more confused than surprised, now. He looked me up and down, a frown on his face.

He looked up at my face, and then my eyes, which had a general look of confusion and fear. He poked

me. "You look... a LITTLE like him... But your energy... just like... that... that... THING! That...

ABOMINATION!"

In a flash, a tall figure appeared in the corner of my eye. I turned, to see a man in an orange and blue

gi, and the messiest black hair I'd ever seen. As he took his fingers away from his forehead, and

looked at me and Vegeta with a confused look on his face. "Hey, um... Vegeta?" he looked at Vegeta,

who had not stopped poking me, and occasionally sniffing me. "Uh, who is he? 'Cause even though

he doesn't look the part, his energy sure feels just like when we became Vegetto! Don't you feel

that?!"

Vegeta looked me in the eye and gave me a hateful look. "SO!! Who are you then?!? And where did

you come from!?!"

"Uh... I'm Nathan... and I'm... From Canada?" I squeaked out. "And I have no idea what's going on!"

I quickly added. After I had woken up, I wasn't even sure if I was who I thought I was!

"Well, maybe the earrings themselves give off a certain power signature, and he's just 2 OTHER

people fused!" suggested Goku.

"Is that it then?" said Vegeta, who hadn't even bothered to look at Goku "Are you a fusion of two

DIFFERANT people, other than us?" He had a look on his face like was DARING me to say no.

"Umm... I don't think so..." "What do you MEAN 'you don't think so'?? You ether ARE or YOU'R

NOT!!!!" Vegeta's face was getting very red.

"Well, I'm not sure of anything anymore..."

"Do you remember putting something on your ear?" asked Goku.

"No. I just remember screaming. And then waking up here."

"Screaming about what, exactly?" asked Vegeta.

"Ummm... I don't remember. I was mad about something. I just don't remember what!"

There was a stretch of silence, until Goku broke it. "HEY, I've got an Idea! We could probably ask

the Supreme Kai about you! With power like that, I'm sure he must be keeping an eye on you! He

knows about all the most powerful beings!"

"An excellent Idea, Kakarot! Then we can all find out who you REALY are!!" I got the feeling that

Vegeta didn't trust me. "Well then, off to Other-world!" and with that, Goku grabbed my shoulder,

and the world melted away from me into a sea of light.

Seconds later, the world came back a much different place. We were outside, and there were two

moons in the sky. There was a lot of healthy green grass, and a few scattered trees around us.

A man with very pink skin and long white hair came running toward us. "Goku! So good to see you

again! And, uh, Vegeta...! Um... Hi?"

"Hey, Supream-Ki! How's it going?" answered Goku. But supreme Ki seemed to not notice.

" So, guys, who's your friend?" he asked looking wearily between me and Vegeta.

"Actually that's what we were going to ask you! He says his name is Nathan, but he can't remember

anything about how he got here. We were hoping to get a bit of a background check on him. Oh, if it's

any help, he says he's from Can-of-duh"

"Canada" I whispered.

"Look, we just want to know ho he got OUR energy signals! Is he some genetic THING, like Cell?"

shouted Vegetal.

The supreme Kai thought for a moment. "I honestly don't remember any super warrior named

'Nathan'".

A wheezy but loud voice broke in "What the heck are you doing back? Your not dead again already,

are you?" An old blue man with a white Mohawk hobbled up to us and stared up at me.

"No, I'm not dead yet! See, we came to..." started Goku

"I wasn't talking to YOU." Interrupted the old kai. "I was talking to this one!" he said, pointing a

finger at me.

"So, you know him?" asked Goku.

"Know him??" shouted the old Kai. "He's only one of the strongest fighters in the Galaxy! Or at least

he was! You two should know him better than any one! Your his parents!!"

Goku looked wide-eyed at Vegeta, then took a quick glance at both of their pants. "What?"

Supreme Kai looked confused for a second, when suddenly his eyes got HUGE, and he started to turn

a very odd shade of green. "EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!" he

screamed, and ran off a distance and started to puke behind a tree.

"Idiot." muttered old Kai. "Just don't make us like they used to..." as he watched his descendant puke

his guts out. "No, I mean fusion parents. He's Vegetto!!"

"AAH-HA!! So the truth comes out!!!" Shouted Vegeta, pointing an accusing finger at me, and

looking disturbingly pleased with himself.

"Wait, I'm still confused!" shouted Goku. "If we're here, than how could HE be US? It makes no

sense"

"AAH-HA!" shouted Vegeta, swinging his accusing finger at Old Kai.

"Something has definitely gotten in to you..." muttered old Kai, glancing at Vegeta with uncertainty.

"JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!" shouted a very red faced Vegeta.

The old ki cleared his thought. "To Answer your Question, Goku, I've already told you that the fusion

was permanent. Period. No exceptions. Even though you two split back into your respective

personalities, the only reason you didn't see Vegetto there is because two you took both halves of his

body! So he was forced to come to other world. His soul and spirit body, which he got to keep, were

powerful enough, so I sent him to the next world!"

"Wait a minute! There's a 'next' world after this one?" asked Goku.

"Yes," said old Kai "The next world is a place that only those powerful enough to withstand all the

new restrictions of the new dimension can go! It's multiple, unbendable scientific rules makes it the

next step to becoming a somewhat god-like being! I had already scheduled you to go there next,

Goku!"

"And me?" inquired Vegeta

"No. You go back to hell, unless you become a nicer person, and maybe do some charity work!"

"BAH!!" shouted Vegeta. "I'd rather go to..." Vegeta glanced at a very stern-faced old Kai. "Well,

I've done PLENTY of charity work! All those times I've helped save the earth!"

"Those were not charity," retorted the old Kai "They were almost all for selfish reasons! But they,

especially the last one, are the only reason you have a CHANCE at getting out of hell. After a couple

of years, WITH good behavior!"

Vegeta did not look impressed.

"Um, I don't mean to interrupt your discussion on the fate of Vegeta's eternal sole, but I recall

growing up on a relatively normal planet." I said. " And how could THEY be my parents? I grew up

with my MOTHER! You must be thinking of some one else!"

"No, your Vegetto alright, you were just reborn on the higher plane of existence." Explained Old Kai.

"What seems like an every day activity to you would kill most of the warriors here. And now that

you've returned, you've come back THAT much stronger! I believe your starting to revert back to

your original form a little, now that your back. Much bulkier. Your old memory should come back,

too"

"So what your saying is that he's been living in a world full of super beings?" asked Goku "Wow!

What's it like?!? It must be SO COOL!!!"

"Actually" I said, "It's kind of boring, for the most part!"

Goku wiped the stream of tears from his eyes. "He gets it from your side, Vegeta!! You never

appreciate anything!" Shouted Goku, as he stomped off to sulk.

"He'll be back." muttered Vegeta "That Idiot has the memory of a squirrel!"

"That's just the kind of talk that's gettin' you inta hell!" shouted Old Kai. "Any way, 'Nathan', how

DID you get back to this world?"

"I don't know! I got mad, and I was yelling, and I fell into a whole in the air..."

" Oh, I see. Well, you got lucky!" exclaimed Old Kai. " You found a weak spot in the Dimensional

fold, and hit the right frequency! It probably helped to have these two dimensional magnets," -he

pointed to an angry Vegeta, and Goku curled into the fetal position under a tree- "on this side, too! In

short, you got lucky, and caused a dimensional ripple around yourself."

"A whaty-what now?" asked Vegeta.

"You three will be tossed between the two world perspectives for a while. Slowly at first, but

probably speeding up as you go, until things settle, and you all end up back in your proper

dimensions. You'll have to remember that you power isn't as strong in the next world."

"Wait, what do you mean 'us three'?" asked Vegeta. "He's the one who..."

"But he's part of you!" interrupted Old Kai "He's bonded to you on a very deep spiritual level."

"So, he can be a badass?" smirked Vegeta

Old Kai sighed. "Unfortunately."

So, yah, if you want me to write any new chapters, people are going to have to review a pantload! Or just tell me if I can't write for crap. Just be constructive if you do, or else you'll make me cry!