You have got to be Kidding me

Author: Yasmine

Email: ebonysky1@yahoo.com

Disclaimer: I wish I did own Inuyasha. he would be happy living with his brother. And they would do happy things together, while running around without a shirt. HEHEHE in my world no body wears shirts in Inuyasha, except for the girls. cause I don't float that way. Anyhoo. On with the story.

Summary: While Kagome's away, Shippou will play.. with infant Miroku and Inuyasha? What in the? Naraku has changed Shippou, Miroku, and Inuyasha's ages. Now Shippou has to deal with diapers, biting hanyous, chocolate appearing out of nowhere, whiny Inuyasha and featuring Brotherly Sesshomaru. Stay tuned for more fun in You have got to be Kidding me!

Chapter four Fate decides to scar Inuyasha to adulthood

" Hey Sessie? When is daddy coming home? And where are mommy and Auntie B? Auntie promised she would teach me how to do blood claws by ripping out my own heart. I told her that it might hurt, but she said don't worry about it."

"Inuyasha be quiet one second, I want to finish this before Jaken comes."

Inuyasha smiled down at his brother, his arms stretched out from his sides cause the frills of the dress would wrinkle. Sesshomaru, smiled up at Inuyasha, pins sticking out of his mouth as he pinned the bows to the dress.

"Sessie? Why am I wearing a dress again?"

"Because I always wanted to put my dress on you since I was younger. your figure was always better than mine. And plus Daddy will be so proud of you"

"But Sessie, dad said you have to stop putting girly things on me."

"Well Dad is dead so who cares what he says. now hop down and put on my matching high heels so that I can introduce you to my friends."

Sesshomaru grabbed onto Inuyasha's hand and walked into a brightly lit room. Inuyasha had to shield his eyes because of how bright the room was. Looking around he felt Sesshomaru dragging him towards a table, six people sat around the table, though he couldn't make out their faces because the light shined directly behind them.

'One of those big people kinda look like daddy.. Maybe that is daddy.'

"DADDY!!!!"

Inuyasha pulled from Sesshomaru's hand to run towards the silhouette that looked like his father in human form. He fell on his lap laughing in joy only to feel that his father's lap is very soft. A look of confusion slipped over his face when he looked up and saw a giant teddy bear.

"AHHHHHHH!!!! SESSIE!"

Inuyasha looked around the table and saw three more giant teddy bears, a giraffe, and a giant Betsy Wetsy Doll dressed in a horrible looking pink and sea green dress. That made Inuyasha run from the table only to run right into Sesshomaru.

"AHHHHHHHHH!"

"Inuyasha? What are you screaming about?"

Sesshomaru stood in front of Inuyasha wearing a matching copy of Betsy's dress, he wore a ton of make-up, badly put on, and big hoop earrings that were sliding off cause they were clip-ons.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Suddenly a poof of smoke went up around Inuyasha filling the room with a cloud of green smoke. Sesshomaru waved through the smoke, trying to clear it away so that he could see what happened to his brother.. After all he was wearing his childhood dress.

"Inuyasha?"

"What the hell am I wearing?"

"Inuyasha? I-Is that you?"

The smoke cleared to show a half naked Inuyasha at his correct age. The dress Sesshomaru had on him was hanging around his shoulders in shreds; thankfully it was covering his bits and pieces. He had the oddest look on his face, having forgotten that he was a child. But then he looked up and saw Sesshomaru.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAH."

"Inuyasha, you can't. you have to understand that... I"

Inuyasha ran from Sesshomaru's house, tears streaming down his face as he ran with the wind, the dress falling from his body showing his butt as he ran. Inside Sesshomaru sat down at the chair with the rest of the stuffed dolls. A sneer on his face.

"He didn't even have tea with us first!"

TBC