I own not Neon Genesis Evangelion, for if I did I wouldn't be writing this... I'd turn it into an anime cartoon version ^_^ And good news! Less Author-notes interrupting!
Eva Tours

The seats on the bus were comfy. Leopard skin, but comfy. Shinji began to nestle down into the seat, leaning on Asuka...

By chance he landed straight on the woman he had been ogling earlier... Which angered Asuka even more and as she leapt over to him the bus actually tipped onto two wheels with the force Asuka put into her pounce. The driver didn't seem to notice this on any major level, merely tipping his head slightly as for some reason the road had tipped...

Just then a chirpy voice piped up as everyone turned to look at the tour guide-lady. "Good morning!" Everyone instantly wished they'd got a different guide, this one had an annoying voice..."Welcome to Eva Tours, the only tour that shows you the real reason for Tokyo-3's existence."

This got Asuka and Shinji's attention. They looked at each, then looked around at the others on the bus, trying to keep their faces neutral. The other patrons(isn't that a great word?!) wondered what was wrong with the two children. The two turned to look at each other, Shinji spoke first, very quietly, "Is she talking about what i think she's talking about?" he asked Asuka.

Asuka was trying to listen to what else the guide was saying so she clapped a hand over Shinji's mouth.

"...going to the Top Secret underground complex, the Geofront, host to NERV, and the two captive Angels, Adam, now in embyonic form, and Lillith, crucified in Terminal Dogma." the guide finished, before looking round out of the windscreen, then turning round and hurriedly telling all on board to belt up as they approach the entry point.

The bus smashed through the gates, the guards seemingly not noticing, and barreled towards the car-train that would take them underground.

"They'll never make it past steel door" Asuka exclaimed, stating the obvious.

Which is why she was surprised when a whirring noise came to her right, she and Shinji peered out of the window to see a rather large metal tube extruding from the side of the bus. It didn't take long for Asuka to figure out what was happening.

A rocket shot towards the steel door and Asuka and Shinji just knew it would be strong enough to break through.

Yep.

The bus sailed through the large hole in the now smoking remains of the door as the guide piped up again.

"Hope that wasn't too scary for the little ones on board" she chimed.

Several people couldn't hear for the screams coming from the babies on board.

"We are now on the car-train (Logic 'Now how could the car-train possibly fit a whole bus on it, we quite plainly saw from the first episode that Misato's car barely fit on it, so how could the bus possib-*THWACK* ok, new brain function taking over)

Shinji sidled up to Asuka

"How you doin'?" he asked (a la Joey Tribbiani from F.R.I.E.N.D.S), he started to run his hand up the inside of her thigh-(DAMMIT! My Libido took over...hold on...*THWACK*, there we go, who is it now...,...,...ah, that's ok, laid-back Oxymoron_02 now at the helm)

Asuka and Shinji leapt apart, both were so embarrassed Asuka didn't even bother to hurt Shinji(that and i can't think of any other humourous events...)

The bus then entered that bit of the track where you first see the Geofront, there was a chorus of "oooooh" 's and "aaahh" 's from the passengers, and a look of total horror from Asuka and Shinji, not only had they realised that if this bus was 'apprehended' by NERV security, they would be on board, but also, dum dum dummm! They were going to one of the places they wanted to avoid today.

Asuka sighed, "Oh crap!" ============================================================= Second Chapter ^_^ Tried to put less Author-notes but my brain kinda got the better of me, when I get going I just can't stop. Sorry all.