I own not Neon Genesis Evangelion, for if I did I wouldn't be writing this... I'd turn it into an anime cartoon version ^_^
Eva Tours

This was so definitely not good.

The bus arrived at the get-off-the-car-train-bit, and began to drive along the roads of the Geofront...

"Well, wasn't that fun" chirped the guide, "I hope you all enjoyed the view and took lots of pictures"

A chorus of groans and sighs escaped the passengers as they simultaneously realised they hadn't taken a single photo as they were so shocked by the view. One brat of a boy was particularly peeved by this fact.

"WANNA WANNA WANNA GO BACK AND TAKE A PICTURE!" he yelled at the top of his lungs. He then proceeded to climb onto the roof on the top of his lungs and yelled in a close to demonic voice,

"MAKE THE BUS DRIVER GO BACK NOW!"

The guide, well-trained in dealing with kiddies decided to alleviate his mood, "Now now, we'll be able to take a picture on the way back" she cooed in a voice dripping with milk and cookies. This seemed to offend the boy as he began to swell and mutate... The driver didn't notice any of what had just happened. But that's another story.

Asuka and Shinji hadn't noticed either as they were so horrified at the prospect of being caught on this bus and made to go back to *shudder* school. Shinji grew a temporary back-bone, muchlike the internal battery of an Eva Unit it was a good for a certain amount of time unless stressed...

"Yeah Asuka let's go on a tour, let's see the city, let's get sent to the Geofront on an unauthorised tour bus which is probably gonna get blown up. Yeah...uh...yeah!" his ending faltered as the look he recieved from Asuka went straight to his spine and snapped it like a breadstick. Immediately the old Shinji returned. "I'mreallysorryAsukaandit'llneverhappenagainandIdon'tknowwhatcameovermeand- ", once again he was cut off as Asuka's hand slapped over his mouth again.

"Shutup you dummkopf, people are starting to look at us" she hissed under her breath.

Shinji really wanted to die now.

The passengers looked away as a loud scatchynoise diverted their attention to the guide,

"Ooh, sorry! OK. We are now approaching NERV HQ's main entrance." she announced. (does NERV have a main entrance?)

The bus at this point showed no signs of stopping. Putting the Night Bus in Harry Potter to shame(if you don't know what I'm blabbin' about just ignore it. Oh, and Rowling, I know I don't own HP), the tour bus went through the main doors, as in passed in between them, not smashed through them. It proceeded past the reception desk(taking liberties here) and turned left at the sign which read 'Top Secret. Do not pass. This way to NERV central command'

The corridors, strangely, posed no problem to the bus, it just scraped along the walls and ceiling, various NERV employees diving into the nearest doorway, several unlucky employees, however, didn't make it. The bus driver turned on the windscreen wipers...

Asuka and Shinji hadn't said anything in a while, this was because they were currently travelling along NERV corridors at an alarming rate, somehow turning corners in a bus while a few NERV employees were reduced to streaks on the windscreen, ground in further by the wipers. The other passengers didn't seem to find any of this a problem. This somewhat unnerved Asuka and she found herself unable to speak, as for Shinji, Asuka had forgotten to remove her hand from his mouth(bet you forgot too, huh? Gold star for anyone who remembered!) ============================================================= Boring chapter I know, I appear to have just written about anything. BUT! Next chapter will be NERV central command, featuring Gendo Ikari with his hands away from his face! I can't believe it!

Big shout to Theweirdone for reviewing the first two chapters anf keeping me writing. Thanks ^_^