Aug 23 (Saturday)
Rory woke up and decided to go get showered before she went downstairs for coffee
Rory walks in to the kitchen
Lorelai- Hi sweetie, how was your sleep?
Rory- It was good, how was yours?
Lorelai- mine was good, so what are your plans for today?
Rory- (sits down next to her mom and drinks her coffee) I have no idea, what about you?
Lorelai- I don't have to be at the inn till 9
Rory- Yeah, what time are you going to be home at?
Lorelai- why you planning the wild party, full of sex crazed, drug addicted, alcohol-loving teens.
Rory- Oh man, how did you find out, you weren't suppose to know till your on your death bed, which is in 100 or more years from today, give or take.
Lorelai- I get the greatest joy out of knowing my own flesh and blood would let me die with that final story being the one I die too, something to tell your future children, oh by the way your grandmother died because I told her about a party I had.
Rory- You know I would never let you die like that, I would then quickly tell you a story about Willie Wonka and the chocolate factory, so you would die with happy, loving thoughts in your head.
Lorelai- thank-you, that at least makes me feel better…a little bit, but still it is a start, so since you and I are both ready why don't we go see Luke?
Rory- Jess too?
Lorelai- why of course will see the diner boy and the diner man!
Rory- Yaye!!
Lorelai- so we never did figure out what were going to do today
Rory- Yeah, we got distracted with your death
Lorelai- Yeah, but shhh! Don't let the grim reaper here you or else he'll come take me away now and it is not my time to go, I still have 100 years ahead of me.
Rory- Huh!
Lorelai- Why are you huhing?
Rory- huhing…is that even a word
Lorelai- It should be I use to date Webster, he and I made up a couple hundred words, before we broke up.
Rory- you're insane
Lorelai- obviously not…the psych ward people have not come to get me yet.
Rory- lol, I guess you're just to fast for them, like superman
Lorelai- but he's a man, I am a lady
Rory- ok! Wonder woman
Lorelai- Yaye!!! I get to be tall, smart, sexy and powerful all in one
Rory- I want to be wonder woman
Lorelai- too bad
Rory- you know what, that's ok, because I already have all those qualities and more
Lorelai- No you don't
(Walk in to the diner)
Rory- Yes I do, ask jess if you don't believe me
Jess- ask me what?
Rory- am I tall, smart, sexy and powerful like wonder woman?
Jess- yes
Rory (sticks her tongue out at Lorelai) told you so
Lorelai- that's not fair, your dating her, your expected to agree with her
Jess- no…that is not true I actually think those things are true except she isn't as tall as wonder woman
Rory- ha ha
Lorelai- fine both of you go against me, see if I care
Luke (walks up to the table) what can I get you?
Lorelai- Luke do you think I am tall, sexy, smart, and powerful?
Luke- what?
Lorelai- do not make me repeat myself, you know what I said
Luke- no
Lorelai- No you don't know what I said or help me god no you don't think I am tall, smart, sexy and powerful?
Luke- the 2nd one
Lorelai- you better start running Lucas Danes
Luke- you misunderstood me
Lorelai- oh did I, why is that?
Luke- you're not tall which means that cannot be or have all those qualities
Lorelai- so in other words, you agree that I am smart, sexy and powerful
Luke- yes
Lorelai- God! I love you
(Lorelai pulls Luke in for a very full of passion kiss; he reacts after a few seconds)
Rory- will, you guys stop, or I will loose my breakfast
Lorelai (pulls away) you didn't have breakfast
Rory- it was just an expression, but the results were good you stopped
(Lorelai goes to kiss Luke again) I swear you start again, and then jess and I will start, and you never know where that may lead too, we are "sex crazed" teenagers, as you put it.
Lorelai- fine! Lucas could you get us some grub and coffee's
Rory- Mom…grub?
Lorelai- what
Rory- who say's grub
Lorelai- I do
Rory- I see, jess call the psych ward A.S.A.P
Jess starts getting up
Lorelai- grab some chair buster!
Jess sits but then pulls out his cell phone
Lorelai grabs it and puts it out of reach
Rory then hands jess her cell phone
Lorelai- trader (and grabs Rory's out of his hands)
Luke then hands Rory, Lorelai's cell phone and Rory then hands it to Jess
Lorelai- my own boyfriend (and try's to grab her cell phone, but doesn't succeed) my it took you 2 phones to finally keep one in your hand
Rory- don't listen to her, she is trash talking you, because she knows she can't win
Jess- trust me, I have it covered I know the way Lorelai Gilmore thinks
Lorelai- oh really tell me Jessie Boy, what am I going to do next?
Jess- You are going to tell me to look somewhere and then you are going to take it out of my hands or at least try
Lorelai- nope sorry bucko, try again
Jess- you really think your fooling me? I've known (is interrupted by lorelai)
Lorelai- look there's a huge book sale going on at Reader's Heaven
Jess- what did I tell you, I know you and I also know how you're going to break!
Lorelai- BS
Jess- I bet you (looks up at Luke holding coffee in his hands) your going to break in 5…4…3…2…1 (Luke hands lorelai, her coffee)
Lorelai- Hey coffee, hey! No fair, you cheated, you know I can't resist this brown liquid that is the answer to all of life's problems.
Jess- if that's the case, then how did I cheat you ordered the coffee and it is you who cannot resist it.
Rory- He's right
Lorelai- it is invalid for you, you're dating the guy
Luke- nope jess is right, and I am not dating him that cannot be an excuse
Lorelai- Fine, go against me
Luke- No one is going against you, it's all in your head
Rory- exactly we all love you
Jess- speak for yourselves
Lorelai gives Jess the evil eye
Jess- Fine! We all love you
Lorelai- Yaye!! Luke could I please have more coffee
