Aug 23  (Saturday)

Rory woke up and decided to go get showered before she went downstairs for coffee

Rory walks in to the kitchen

Lorelai- Hi sweetie, how was your sleep?

Rory- It was good, how was yours?

Lorelai- mine was good, so what are your plans for today?

Rory- (sits down next to her mom and drinks her coffee) I have no idea, what about you?

Lorelai- I don't have to be at the inn till 9

Rory- Yeah, what time are you going to be home at?

Lorelai- why you planning the wild party, full of sex crazed, drug addicted, alcohol-loving teens.

Rory- Oh man, how did you find out, you weren't suppose to know till your on your death bed, which is in 100 or more years from today, give or take.

Lorelai- I get the greatest joy out of knowing my own flesh and blood would let me die with that final story being the one I die too, something to tell your future children, oh by the way your grandmother died because I told her about a party I had.

Rory- You know I would never let you die like that, I would then quickly tell you a story about Willie Wonka and the chocolate factory, so you would die with happy, loving thoughts in your head.

Lorelai- thank-you, that at least makes me feel better…a little bit, but still it is a start, so since you and I are both ready why don't we go see Luke?

Rory- Jess too?

Lorelai- why of course will see the diner boy and the diner man!

Rory- Yaye!!

Lorelai- so we never did figure out what were going to do today

Rory- Yeah, we got distracted with your death

Lorelai- Yeah, but shhh! Don't let the grim reaper here you or else he'll come take me away now and it is not my time to go, I still have 100 years ahead of me.

Rory- Huh!

Lorelai- Why are you huhing?

Rory- huhing…is that even a word

Lorelai- It should be I use to date Webster, he and I made up a couple hundred words, before we broke up.

Rory- you're insane

Lorelai- obviously not…the psych ward people have not come to get me yet.

Rory- lol, I guess you're just to fast for them, like superman

Lorelai- but he's a man, I am a lady

Rory- ok! Wonder woman

Lorelai- Yaye!!! I get to be tall, smart, sexy and powerful all in one

Rory- I want to be wonder woman

Lorelai- too bad

Rory- you know what, that's ok, because I already have all those qualities and more

Lorelai- No you don't

(Walk in to the diner)

Rory- Yes I do, ask jess if you don't believe me

Jess- ask me what?

Rory- am I tall, smart, sexy and powerful like wonder woman?

Jess- yes

Rory (sticks her tongue out at Lorelai) told you so

Lorelai- that's not fair, your dating her, your expected to agree with her

Jess- no…that is not true I actually think those things are true except she isn't as tall as wonder woman

Rory- ha ha

Lorelai- fine both of you go against me, see if I care

Luke (walks up to the table) what can I get you?

Lorelai- Luke do you think I am tall, sexy, smart, and powerful?

Luke- what?

Lorelai- do not make me repeat myself, you know what I said

Luke- no

Lorelai- No you don't know what I said or help me god no you don't think I am tall, smart, sexy and powerful?

Luke- the 2nd one

Lorelai- you better start running Lucas Danes

Luke- you misunderstood me

Lorelai- oh did I, why is that?

Luke- you're not tall which means that cannot be or have all those qualities

Lorelai- so in other words, you agree that I am smart, sexy and powerful

Luke- yes

Lorelai- God! I love you

(Lorelai pulls Luke in for a very full of passion kiss; he reacts after a few seconds)

Rory- will, you guys stop, or I will loose my breakfast

Lorelai (pulls away) you didn't have breakfast

Rory- it was just an expression, but the results were good you stopped

(Lorelai goes to kiss Luke again) I swear you start again, and then jess and I will start, and you never know where that may lead too, we are "sex crazed" teenagers, as you put it.

Lorelai- fine! Lucas could you get us some grub and coffee's

Rory- Mom…grub?

Lorelai- what

Rory- who say's grub

Lorelai- I do

Rory- I see, jess call the psych ward A.S.A.P

Jess starts getting up

Lorelai- grab some chair buster!

Jess sits but then pulls out his cell phone

Lorelai grabs it and puts it out of reach

Rory then hands jess her cell phone

Lorelai- trader (and grabs Rory's out of his hands)

Luke then hands Rory, Lorelai's cell phone and Rory then hands it to Jess

Lorelai- my own boyfriend (and try's to grab her cell phone, but doesn't succeed) my it took you 2 phones to finally keep one in your hand

Rory- don't listen to her, she is trash talking you, because she knows she can't win

Jess- trust me, I have it covered I know the way Lorelai Gilmore thinks

Lorelai- oh really tell me Jessie Boy, what am I going to do next?

Jess- You are going to tell me to look somewhere and then you are going to take it out of my hands or at least try

Lorelai- nope sorry bucko, try again

Jess- you really think your fooling me? I've known (is interrupted by lorelai)

Lorelai- look there's a huge book sale going on at Reader's Heaven

Jess- what did I tell you, I know you and I also know how you're going to break!

Lorelai- BS

Jess- I bet you (looks up at Luke holding coffee in his hands) your going to break in 5…4…3…2…1 (Luke hands lorelai, her coffee)

Lorelai- Hey coffee, hey! No fair, you cheated, you know I can't resist this brown liquid that is the answer to all of life's problems.

Jess- if that's the case, then how did I cheat you ordered the coffee and it is you who cannot resist it.

Rory- He's right

Lorelai- it is invalid for you, you're dating the guy

Luke- nope jess is right, and I am not dating him that cannot be an excuse

Lorelai- Fine, go against me

Luke- No one is going against you, it's all in your head

Rory- exactly we all love you

Jess- speak for yourselves

Lorelai gives Jess the evil eye

Jess- Fine! We all love you

Lorelai- Yaye!! Luke could I please have more coffee