Rory- me too, (Luke walks away) so what are you doing today Jess
Jess- well I have no plans
Lorelai- do you guys want to do something?
Rory- yeah but we have 13 days left till school, so what are we going to do for 13 days?
Jess- I'll be back (gets up and goes to the apartment)
Rory- I wonder what he has in mind
Lorelai- will see (Luke hands them there coffee) thanks babe
Luke- no problem, so guess what I have 10 days off, Caesar is going to take over the diner he said something about me pushing myself to hard.
Lorelai- Cool, we were just talking about what were going to do for four days, do you have any idea's?
Luke- nope
Jess- I do here check this out
(He hands Luke the newspaper clipping)
Luke- Blue Mountain Lodge
Lorelai- I heard about that, they have lofts with a kitchen and everything you need in the kitchen except food, they have a television with basic cable and a vcr, and they have different style lofts there is the one that has a master bedroom with an ensuite upstairs and then a bedroom downstairs with a bathroom and a couch that is a sofa bed, there's also a table so you can eat dinner, the other style one is a living room, dinning room and kitchen and bathroom and bedroom all in one room, it is 30 minutes away from wasaga beach and there is also a pool table and vending machines and a big screen tv in the rec room and a tennis court outside and a swimming pool with a hot tub, also you can rent video's.
Rory- it is from $99 a night
Jess- I think we should go here all 4 of us and even Ashleigh and Tyler, Lane and Dave, Sookie and Jackson, and Sarah and Gavin, if there not busy if you want we could all put money in.
Rory- I don't mind
Jess- can we go please
Lorelai- well let's call up people and I have to call the inn
Jess- ok ill call Gavin, Dave, Tyler
Rory- ill call Ashleigh, Lane, Sarah, mom call Sookie and Jackson
Luke- do you guys want the directions and address?
Lorelai-Yeah
Luke- So I am going to call make reservations for a 7-night package
Rory-Um 4-night package for Tyler, Ashleigh, Sarah, and Gavin
Lorelai- and same for Sookie and Jackson
Luke- ok
Lorelai- everyone BREAK!
They all go and make the separate calls 10 minutes later everyone goes to the table they were sitting at
Lorelai- so everyone what's going on
Rory- Lane, Ashleigh, Sarah are all coming they are packing there bags for a 8 days and nights, they are going to bring running shoes, so sports could be played, and there bringing money just incase.
Jess- Same thing goes for Dave, Gavin, Tyler; they are also bringing a basketball and tennis racket, and a football.
Rory- Yeah I told them to also bring a tennis racket and balls
Jess- me too
Lorelai- Well I told work to give me 10 days off and Sookie and Jackson are coming but there only staying for four days
Luke- so it is 12:30 maybe we should go pack and then we should start going, how are they all going to get there, we don't have enough room in the Escalade for anyone but us
Jess- Tyler, Ashleigh, Sarah, Gavin are taking the Land Rover and Sarah and Gavin are taking the 2001 Jeep Wrangler (TJ) Sport
Lorelai- Sookie and Jackson are taking the Explorer
Jess- so there is going to be a lot of room left in their car?
Lorelai- Yeah why?
Jess- how long are we going to spend on the beach?
Lorelai- I only spend 3 hours to the max at the beach
Luke- me too
Rory- same here
Lorelai- Why
Jess- well are we going to want drinks or food at the beach for that 3 hours cause I was wondering if we have enough room in the car for a cooler then also our bags, and our backpacks for us to keep busy.
Rory- well if we have a small cooler then yes we do, maybe we can get everyone to bring another small cooler, so we have enough drinks and snacks.
Jess- Cool I'll go call them
5 minutes later
Jess- ok there going to bring one that is empty, there are stores around so we can fill them up
Lorelai- ok guys let's start packing
Luke- will meet you at your house
Lorelai & Rory- No!
Jess- Huh
Luke- No, what do you mean No
Lorelai- I mean No; we are going to help you pack
Jess- are you serious
Rory- yes now put on a smile it will be fun
Jess- only the Gilmore girls would think packing is fun
Luke- I know
Lorelai- this is what happens when you get involved with a Gilmore, you're trapped till death do you part
Jess- Ok let's get this over with
Rory- very funny
Jess- I thought so
They go upstairs and they start packing their bags, then Luke and lorelai go over to the crap shack, Luke has his bag in his hands while Jess and Rory choose things to read and do on the ride over and back.
Rory- what do you want to do on the way there?
Jess- well I have some idea's (he raises his eyebrows)
Rory- Oh I understand and I like that idea, but not the whole way there
She leans forward and he leans forward they meet in the middle and start kissing very passionately and they are about to get even more hot and heavy, but Jess pulls away
Jess- we have to stop or else I'll take you right now and here
Rory- I didn't think that was a bad thing
Jess- Rory you feel the same way I do
Rory- I know but I am kind of getting impatient here, but then I am not, do you have any idea what I am saying?
Jess- Yes I feel the exact same way as you, but we are only 18, we can wait awhile longer at least till were alone and in more of a romantic atmosphere, agree?
Rory- Agree!
Jess- good because when the time does come, you will be so ecstatic and so fulfilled, that you will want me all the time, I will become the sex-god
Rory- Oh wow, you really think that highly of your talents, well if you can do that then so can I, so when the time comes you will want to take me all the time, I will become the sex-goddess.
Jess- well in that case I can't wait
Rory- me too (she kisses him passionately)
Jess- so what do you want to bring with us?
Rory- well books are a must, but which do we choose?
Jess- well since you like Hemingway, then let's bring
- To whom the bell tolls
- The sun also rises
- The old man and the sea
- A farewell to arms
- The Da Vinci Code
Rory- I will also bring my laptop, you can too, we can find something to do on those, and we have the Internet
Jess- (goes to get his laptop) so is that all were going to bring
Rory- well it gives us extra time to make out
Jess- I love the way you think Ms.Gilmore
Rory- why thank-you Mr.Maraino, we should get going I have to pack still, and we have been here for 20 minutes.
Jess- ok let's go you carry my backpack I'll carry my bag with my stuff in it, so I am guessing we should check to make sure everything is off and we have to get my keys and cell phone and we have to lock the door
Rory- Yes we do I have your cell, keys and wallet, do you have extra cash?
Jess- no it's in my dresser, could you go get it
Rory- ok I'll be back (jess is checking that everything is off, he then lowers the air conditioner) I got $50
Jess- ok I checked everything
Rory- I have your backpack, and your other things
Jess- did you get the utilities bag
Rory- no I'll go grab it, did you get everything you needed it
Jess- yeah it's in the bag
Rory- ok I got it
Jess- let's go
Rory- ok you first (holds the door open for him) wait!
Jess- what
Rory- Music
Jess- ok hold on ill be right back
Rory- ok
(Jess goes to his room he grabs his stereo (medium sized has 2 headphone jacks in it and a 2 disk cd drive thing) he then grabs Metallica, Def Lepperd, U2, The Clash, The Sex Pistols, Eminem) Jess walks back to Rory
Jess- turn around (she does and he sticks the cd's in the backpack) I'll hold the stereo, just lock the door behind me, so do we have everything now.
Rory- Keys, wallet, cell, money, clothes, books, music, toiletries, yes we have everything, we checked the appliances, there off, we also lowered the AC.
Jess- ok let's go…wait!
Rory- What
Jess- I just want to give you this (he goes up to her and kisses her, after awhile she pulls away) I love you
Rory- I love you too, no come on (she locks the door)
They go downstairs, and Caesar goes up to them
Caesar- guys I hope you have fun
Jess- we will thanks for looking after this place, will call you when we get there and here is the information, you have my cell number, and Lorelai's and Rory's it is long distance, but if there is a emergency, do not and I repeat do not hesitate to call you have 3 cells to at least allow you to get in touch with either Luke or I, ok
Caesar- ok no problem, your only 18 and you sound like Luke
Jess- this is going to be me one day…maybe as well as a writer
Rory- yes it is
Jess- ok we got go, bye Caesar take care of this place, and don't have to much fun
Rory- bye Caesar
Caesar- bye guys
They get to the house
Lorelai- Holy mother of Jesus what took you guys so long
Jess- we checked out that everything was locked, we gave Caesar cell phone numbers and information on the place, we got myself packed and we got books and music for Rory and I.
Luke- very responsible good job
Jess- cool and thanks, so you didn't forget anything at the apartment did you
Luke- no I brought everything with me
Jess- good, Rory lets go pack your stuff
Rory- ok
Lorelai- hurry up everyone should be here soon
Jess- ok
They go in Rory's room
Rory- so what bikini's should I bring?
Jess- well I like you in all the one's you have
Rory- really I only have 8, I was going to bring them all and should I bring shorts or Capri's or both
Jess- both
Rory- ok and some tanks, and my one shoulder tops, running shoes and flip flops, socks, I need my toiletries, and can you help me
Jess- ok
(They go in to Rory's bathroom, jess grabs her shampoo and conditioner and her toothbrush and toothpaste, and he then grabs her brush)
What perfume are you bringing?
Rory-which, do you suggest I bring?
Jess- I like your Clinque happy and or candies
Rory- there you go add them in, so I also need my deodorant and razor and shaving cream (a small tube)
Jess- anything else
Rory- No, (low voice) except my birth control pills, I already had the other thing so I am not going to get it, thank-god
Jess- right
Rory- Sorry I was kinda talking to myself out loud
Jess- no problem, so birth control would you like to explain that to me
Rory- what is there to explain, you know what there for, you had health class
Jess- yeah but why were you put on them
Rory- because I turned 16 and mom said I know you love Jess and someday hopefully not to soon you will want to have sex with him, so I am going to put you on the pill and here you go and she hands me a box of condoms so that way, I don't get pregnant.
Jess- huh! Do you still have this box of condoms?
Rory- Nope
Jess- No
Rory- I used up the whole box, didn't you get the memo I am the whore of lakeshore Colligate Institute
Jess- Ha Ha funny
Rory- it's a small box, it's in that door
Jess (opens the door) wow! Perfect selection, so do you want to bring them?
Rory- Really?
Jess- well do you think well ever be alone
Rory- I don't know, but I am on the pill, fine bring them
Jess pulls them 5 out of the box and puts the rest back in the door
Rory- for someone who claims to be a sex-god, you got very little
Jess- ok fine
Rory pulls 5 more out
There!
Jess- Wow! Congrats to the sex-goddess
Rory- Yaye! Where's my medal
Jess- right here (he leans in for a deep passionate kiss they pull away)
Rory- God it is fun kissing you, has anyone ever told you you're a great kisser
Jess- well I've been with you for 3 ½
Years and I have yet to hear those words come out of your pretty little mouth.
Rory- Yeah I can see how I would be the only one to say those words considering you would be about 14 years old before we got together
Jess- yeah and it took you 3 years almost 4 to say those words
Rory- nope, I said them when we were 13 and we played that kissing in the closet game at Paris's house.
Jess- oh yeah and you also said it when we were at Lane's birthday party when you were professing your undying love for me, when we first started dating.
Rory- don't flatter yourself, you did the exact same thing to me 5 weeks in of our relationship
Jess- wow we almost have our 4-year anniversary coming up on the 20th of September
Rory- Wow is right my good man
Jess- huh! I wonder what were going to do
Rory- well I don't know, but will figure it out, so let's start going I have everything ready, I just need to bring Atlas shrugged and The catcher in the rye and The woman in white and poems by Pablo Neruda
Jess- Awesome Selection, don't forget your laptop, and a few cd's
Rory-which did you bring?
Jess- Def Lepperd, Metallica, The Clash, The Sex Pistols, U2, Eminem
Rory- Evanescence, Madonna, Three Days Grace, The Stones, The Doors
Jess-Cool
Rory- Do I need earphones
Jess- yeah just incase
Rory- Ok what else do I need
Jess- Tennis Racket, Camera & Film, Money, Purse
Rory- I have the camera and film, my money is in my purse, my racket I'll get after and my make-up is in my purse, there I am all set.
Jess- ok here give me your bag, you take your backpack and purse, I'll take your laptop and let's go
Rory- Yes Sir (they walk out of the bedroom and they go in to the kitchen they can hear everyone)
Rory & Jess- Hi
L/D, A/T, S/J, S/G- Hi
Luke- you all set
Jess- were all set
Lorelai- Ok let's go, honey I got your racket and the balls, also could you grab my purse and my messenger bag
Rory- ok, Luke do you need me to grab anything for you?
Jess hands Rory her backpack she puts it on, then she puts on Lorelai's messenger bag and then Jess puts his backpack on and he hands Rory her purse and Lorelai's purse)
Luke- could you grab my wallet, keys and the directions on the kitchen table, and go start the car and open the doors and trunk
Rory- No problem, Jess I'll take my laptop and yours
Jess- are you sure
Rory- yeah
Jess hands her the laptops
She then holds the door open, so they can bring the bags outside, Lane/Dave, Ashleigh/Tyler, have there bags in the car, Gavin and Sarah have their bags in their car, Sookie and Jackson have the bags in the car there all in the car and Lorelai goes around and gives them each there on copy of directions.
Rory goes and puts her mothers messenger bag and purse on the seat, she then goes and puts her laptop and backpack in the back seat she also puts Jess's next to her, she goes up to Jess
Rory- can I have your bag
Jess- yeah here you go
Rory- thanks
She puts it in the backseat with her stuff; She goes to help to the best of her abilities.
5 minutes later, they are all in their cars and are about to leave; they leave at 1:30 first Luke, then Dave, then Jackson, and Gavin last.
Blue Mountain Lodge
1h30min later
They Go Check in and the rooms are next door to each other; Sookie and Jackson are across the street:
Lorelai and Luke have a room to themselves, as do Sookie and Jackson
Rory/Jess are in with Lane/Dave
Ashleigh/Tyler are in with Sarah/Gavin
Lorelai- so do you guys just want to unpack and rest or do you want to go buy food then unpack and rest?
Luke- I think we should go buy food and drinks because it 3 pm, you guys may want coffee soon and more then likely your all hungry
Jess- you're telling us that you're not hungry?
Luke- no I am hungry
Rory-then why do you keep saying "your all", why not say "were all" hungry
Luke- Fine I am sorry we should go buy drink, ice, and food because were all more then likely hungry…there!
Jess- Thank-you
Luke shakes his head
Sookie- Ok we should go
Jess- Yeah
Luke- ok well we passed a loblaws and a LCBO, so let's go
(They all get in there cars and they go to Loblaws)
Luke- Ok everyone split up and remember were going to be here for 7 days, so 3 meals a day for 7 days, also if we have a chance to watch movies get some junk food.
45 minutes later
There all at the cash register and Luke gives each of them $30 (so they can mix it with there money)
Lorelai gives them $35 each
They all go outside and they pack the bags in the car, before they go in they talk to figure out who should go in the LCBO
Lorelai- we could let the kids have alcohol; because they are going to be responsible we've known them all there life
Luke-I know but to me they're still to young
Jess- if it's any consolation, we will be very responsible
Rory- yeah we may not even drink a lot
Lane-It's True
Dave- we promise, right guys?
Ashleigh and Tyler and Sarah and Gavin- right
Sookie- I believe them
Luke- ok what's your poison?
Jess- Hey! You saw the breakfast Club
Rory- Great Choice
Lane-Agreeable, that is the all time best movie of that decade
Dave-Don't forget Sixteen Candles
Ashleigh-Also Ferris Buellers Day Off
Tyler- Thoes are also good movies
Gavin-yeah those are all my favorite movies; I also like Pretty In Pink
Sarah- I don't Like Pretty In Pink, but I agree with the other choices
Luke- well you must be crazy Jess of course I did, it is my favorite movie
Jess- wow, you learn something new everyday
Luke- what are you talking about? You already knew that
Jess- I Know
Lorelai- so back to the question what is your poison?
Lane, Rory, Jess, Ashleigh, Tyler, Gavin, Sarah, Dave- Coolers
Lorelai- Ok so Jess, Dave, Gavin, Sarah Why don't you guys come with me, while Luke and Sookie and Jackson Go get there poison, god it is so fun to say that, it brings me back to the good old days, when life was simple and you didn't give a shit about anything you were or chose to do.
9 minutes later
Everyone comes out carrying Smirnoff ice, mikes hard, pur source, and triple black there is also beer for the guys and also there is wine.
Lorelai- Ok guys lets go before this ice cream melts
Luke- ok
They go back to the room and they put everything away then lorelai calls Sookie and asks if she just wants to relax, then go do stuff later at about 9, Sookie and Jackson both agree they want to go play tennis later.
Lorelai- ok bye guys will see you at 9
Sookie- bye sweetie
Luke- let me call to reserve the courts, do you think the kids are going to want to play
Lorelai- well let's call them first
Luke- ok, (calls Ashleigh) Hi Ashleigh
Ashleigh- Hey Luke, what can we do for you?
Luke- well lorelai and I were wondering would you guys like to join us for a game of Tennis tonight at 9?
Ashleigh- hold on I'll ask
Puts down the phone and asks the room, Luke wants to know if we want to play tennis tonight at 9
Tyler & Gavin-Yeah
Sarah- I want to go play pool
Ashleigh- I do too, Luke
Luke- hi
Ashleigh-So Gavin and Tyler are going to join you, while Sarah and I are going to go play pool
Luke- ok so nine o'clock, bye Ash
Ashleigh- Bye Lucas
Tyler- do you guys want to go see the rec room
Sarah- yeah we have to see if we have to pay for anything
Ashleigh- ok let's go I got the key
Tyler- I do too
Tyler, Ashleigh, Sarah, Gavin go to the rec room, and a movie is playing it is Big Fat Liar
Ashleigh- I love this movie
Tyler- me too
Sarah- I do too
Gavin- yes, can we watch it?
All- sure
Tyler (goes to check the pool table) it is a $1 to play a game of pool
Ashleigh-Cool thank-you (kisses him deeply) they pull away after 2 minutes
Sarah- when did you become so smart
Gavin- I've always been smart, I just don't always show it, why?
Sarah- because I am happy you said, "Can we watch it" because I wanted to watch it
Gavin- wow, do I get anything for my question
Sarah- I can think of something (she kisses him very passionately)
Tyler (after 5 minutes) don't get to excited there are children around
Gavin and Sarah pull away
Gavin- were good, ah…now
Sarah, Tyler, Ashleigh laugh
Ashleigh and Sarah sit down on the sofas curled up to their boyfriends, while they watch the movie
Back with Lorelai and Luke
Luke- Hi Rory
Rory- Hi Luke, what can I do for you?
Luke- Do you want to play tennis tonight we have a court
Lorelai- Rory! Can I talk?
Grabs the phone out of his hands
Rory- Hi mom
Lorelai- Hi daughter, so do you guys want to play tennis
Rory- No I don't and probably neither does Jess
Lorelai (thinks to herself) this is a sign, there probably going to have sex tonight
Rory- Mom! Mom, are you there
Lorelai- Huh, oh I am sorry yeah I am here
Rory- Where were you?
Lorelai- Just thinking, so you and Jess are out
Rory- I am let me ask Jess, Lane and Dave
Do any of you want to play tennis tonight?
Jess- no I want to go swimming in the pool
Lane- Yeah ok
Dave- ok I am game, hey Jess after will play basketball there is a net, beside the tennis court
Jess- cool
Rory- Mom, Jess and I are going to go swimming, but Lane and Dave are going to play tennis with you
Lorelai- ok cool, so at 9 will meet them outside
Rory- ok bye mom, say bye to Luke for me (yells to Luke) Rory say's bye
Luke walks out and say's Bye Rory
Lorelai- Luke says Bye and I say Bye I love you
Rory- Bye mom I love you too
They hang up
9 pm approaches
Lorelai, Luke, Ashleigh, Sarah, Tyler, Gavin all go to play tennis, Rory and Jess go to the swimming pool, they swim for half an hour then they go to watch some tv, they watch it and they start kissing, it becomes more passionate and more fulfilled with sexual desire.
Jess- you know we could do it right now
Rory- yeah we could or do you want to wait for our 4-year anniversary?
Jess- well they could come in, at any moment
Rory-exactly but you and I both now, that they will not be around for our 4-year anniversary
Jess- really, where are Lorelai and Luke going to be?
Rory-don't you remember?
Jess- nope…oh wait aren't they going to a management workshop for a week
Rory- Yaye! He wins a prize
Jess- oh what is my prize?
Rory- it is this (she grabs his hands and leads him into the bedroom)
Jess- Ok! So are we going to make love?
Rory- who knows! But what we are going to do is make out on the bed
Jess- that's cool
They make out and the start kissing each other harder and so full of passion, then Rory is once again to summoning Jess's top off of him, she then succeeds and she then rubs her hands against his smooth but rock hard chest and then down to his six pack, Jess then starts rubbing his hands all over her back and he then wants to take her shirt off, he goes to try to and he succeeds, they stop kissing and look at each other's chests, then Rory pulls him in for another hot kiss and he then tries to unclasp her bra, he succeeds on the first try, Jess then push's Rory back on the bed and he then crawls on top of her, but without squashing her small frame, they then intensify the kiss and then they remove each others clothing and they make love.
2 ½ hours later
Rory and Jess are in bed in there under clothing and Rory is about to fall asleep,
Rory- Thank-you
Jess- No thank-you
Rory- I love you
Jess- I love you too, Rory Gilmore
They kiss and she then falls asleep
Jess gets on his clothing and goes in to the living room,
He closes the bedroom door behind him, he turns on the television and starts channel surfing.
Lane and Dave walk in and Jess tells them that Rory is asleep
Lane- Hi so how was your night
Jess- it was good
Lane- I am tired, I am going to go to bed (kisses Dave) Goodnight guys
Dave- goodnight
Jess- goodnight
Lane knows that something good happened, she can she it on Jess's Face, tomorrow she is going to ask Rory, lane brushes her teeth and washes her face, she then goes and puts on her pj's. Lane falls asleep right away.
Dave- So…
Jess-So…?
Dave- don't play dumb I know you and Rory made love
Jess- what! That is preposterous…(he looks at Dave and knows he is not fooling anyone) how do you know?
Dave- Because first I can tell by your face that your happy and in love and second because you're my best friend I know you well and I know you too were planning on doing it sooner rather then later.
Jess- well I don't know what to say
Dave- how about thank-you
Jess- for what
Dave- well where do you think the 2 ½ hours came from?
Jess- What! No way
Dave- Yes way, Lorelai and Luke left to go to sleep about…um let's see…oh that's right 2hours and 40 minutes ago
Jess- really! So what did you do for 2 ½ hours?
Dave- oh that's easy we played pool and then we watched the rest of Max Keeble's Big Move with a bunch of 12 to 13 year olds
Jess- oh how sweet!
Dave- yes it was a total Kodiak moment, we were all curled up on the couch, I had little Ben on my knee and little Avery on the other side of lane and me was on the opposite side of me with Anna.
Jess- Really?
Dave-No it was just Lane
Jess- you didn't have to be gone for 2 ½ hours
Dave- well your right, we didn't but we wanted to, we wanted your first night to be special, even though the setting was as romantic as the movies, it doesn't matter because it was special in a different way.
Jess- wow, welcome to Blue Mountain Donald Etkes
Dave- ha ha very funny, so after all of this talk of sex, how was it?
Jess- it was fun
Dave- fun…and?
Jess- it was loving, it was beautiful, it made me feel free, I felt total bliss, it felt like time stopped, I am glad that I did it with the right person, I am glad that we waited till it was the right time.
Dave-yeah! Lane and I are waiting for that perfect time and I have a feeling it may be sooner then expected.
Jess-Don't rush, it is an experience that cannot be rushed, because it is a magical, beautiful moment in one's life.
Dave-ohh…how sweet that would make a perfect hallmark card
Jess-shut-up (he then throws the tennis ball at Dave)
Dave-You did not just throw that tennis ball at me
Jess- what if I did what are you going to do…huh
Dave- (grabs a tennis ball and whips it at jess) that is what I am going to do
Jess- oh no you didn't, he then goes to jump on Dave and try to get a few punches at him
Dave then decides to do the same and it becomes a fight, Jess and Dave are throwing punches, Dave then grabs Jess arms and holds them behind his back. While Dave has his arm locked on Jess's neck and the other securely holding his arms behind his back.
Dave- what are you going to do now, huh? Yes that's what I thought, you can't do anything, I have you all tied up like a straight jacket.
Jess- you really don't want to be doing this, and only you would know stuff about straight jackets, actually that's not true there's Lorelai.
Dave- wow, jess that was low, you know better then to bad mouth lorelai, especially when your dating her daughter and also having sexual intercourse with her.
Jess- sexual intercourse? What are you 40 giving the sex talk to teens
Dave- you should not of said that (he then pulls harder on Jess's arms) how do you like that
Jess- actually I like it very much, because it gives me the chance to do this (sticks his right foot behind Dave's left leg and pushes, so it gets Dave to let go of his hands then in one swift move, jess headlocks Dave)
Jess- my, my, how the tables have turned, so Dave how does it feel?
Dave- well…like a bitch but I could get out of this
Jess- oh yeah
Dave-yeah! It is a synch
Jess- oh yeah! Let's see you get out of this
Dave- ok…I'll do it this way (goes to grab Jess's hands) but realizes that it isn't going to work) ok how about this Dave does this weird hop thing (like a hackie sack move) and he kicks in Jess's leg with his right leg Jess falls over in pain and Dave gets worried.
Dave- Oh my god man are you ok, I am soo….
Jess then kicks Dave down to the ground
Dave- Ow!
Jess- paybacks a bitch, truce (sticks out his right hand)
Dave- you really think I am going to give up that easy (Dave and Jess are on the ground and Dave jumps on top of him and starts pounding on him)
Jess- no sorry (jess then punches Dave in the face with a right hook and it hits him in the eye, Dave then stops wailing on Jess and is holding his left eye) shit! Dude I am soo sorry, I didn't mean to get you in the eye; he goes to get ice for Dave's eye.
Dave- No dude it's ok, he then gives Jess a left hook in the right eye
Jess- shit! You know we are going to have bruises right? (He goes to go get ice for himself)
You see Jess and Dave sitting on the couch with ice on their eyes
Dave- Hey if it makes me look like a bad boy, then it's all good
Jess- Dude, you're a skater, the bad boy persona is not needed
Dave- true! Could you imagine "Dave is a bad boy skater dude"?
Jess- Actually, I can't because that is so lame it would just show that you got into a fight with fellow skaters
Dave- ok that's cool I like that
Jess- so do I, what time is it?
Dave- 12
Jess- r u tired
Dave- no, you know me I go to bed at 1
Jess- yeah so do I, do you want to channel surf
Dave- ok (he grabs the remote out of Jess's hands)
Jess- not this again, we already have black eyes I am not going to fight you over a remote
Dave- why not are you chicken?
Jess- no (he then punches Dave in the arm really hard, which causes him to drop the remote)
Dave punches Jess in the arm and he then drop the remote also
Jess- dude, you're a good fighter
Dave- thanks, but sweet-talking, isn't going to make me give in
Jess- there has to be another way, we could solve this
Dave- flip a coin
Jess- ok do you have a coin
Dave- yeah here you go, will do it 2 times, you go first because your birthday is after mine
Jess- ok but it doesn't make sense
Dave- why not?
Jess- because were 3 days apart, yours it on July 1 and mine is on July 3, but I call tails
Dave- then that leaves me with heads
Jess flips the coin and it lands on Heads
Dave- Yes, my turn (he flips the coin and it lands on Tails)
Jess- my turn (he flips the coin and it lands on Tails)
Dave- now it's mine (he flips the coin and it lands on Heads)
Jess- 2 out of 3
Dave- no here you take it, but find something good on
Jess- he flips channels and then he gets to power shift on Much Music…Cool?
Dave-Cool
Jess- you should really trust me, considering we have everything in common
Dave- not everything
Jess- you're right, you like sushi and I don't
Dave- also you don't like surfing and I do
Jess- it's not that I don't like surfing, it's just I don't know how to do it and I probably am never going to be able to try it.
Dave- never say never. I could always teach you, like I taught you how to skateboard; now you're a pro at it
Jess- one day, you can teach me how to surf, also you like sailing and I don't, you like comic books and I don't
Dave- don't even bother, we don't have everything in common, but it is still different then what some friendships are like
They watch TV and they go to bed at 1am
Jess goes to brush his teeth and then he goes to bed, he says goodnight to Dave, he then cuddles up to Rory
Dave goes to brush his teeth, he then goes and cuddles up with Lane, they all are sleeping
August 24 (Sunday)
Jess wakes up at 10:30, he goes upstairs to Dave, and he crawls on to the bed, next to Dave
Jess- Oh Dave make love to me (girl voice)
Dave- Huh, ok lane, but …Huh Jess…what…Jess, oh my god dude like what are you doing
Jess- I am waking you up and it looks like I succeed
Dave- that's very funny, but it didn't work
Jess- dude, it totally worked
Dave- no it didn't, and if it were to work, there wouldn't be any proof
Jess- so your actually admitting it did work
Dave- you're twisting my words around (he then punches Jess in the arm, and he runs down the stairs)
Jess- yeah that's right you better run (starts running after Dave)
Dave- you can't get me
Jess- oh no, will see about that
Dave- yeah! Bring it
Jess catches Dave and starts pounding him, then Dave starts pounding on Jess, then Rory comes out of the bedroom.
Rory- Jess Maraino and David Ridlesyki, you better stop this instance, or else I will make your lives a living hell and what happened to your eyes
Jess and Dave look up at Rory, while they are still holding on to each other with their arms raised
Dave- we got in to a fight last night
Jess- it was an accident
Dave- yeah (they agree and they start fighting again)
Rory- Guys stop now or else
Jess- Dude, she is serious, especially since she hasn't had coffee yet
Dave- I know but I don't want to
Jess- well you know how she is when she doesn't have her coffee, she is like a hurricane that knocks over everything in sight
Rory- Oh so are going to regret saying that (she walks up to Jess and starts tickling him)
Jess- (between laughs) Dave help me
Rory- Dave don't help him or your next
Dave- sorry dude, but this is what you get for punching me in the face first
Jess- fine, see if your going to still be my best friend
Dave- whatever
Jess is getting tickled by Rory (you see Lane coming behind Dave she starts tickling him)
Dave- what…no…lane…stop (between laughs)
Rory and Lane are tickling Jess and Dave
Jess- see if you helped before, this wouldn't be happening
Dave- shut up
Jess and Dave look at each other, then Jess has a smirk on his face he mouths to Dave "let's tickle them back" (Rory and Lane are oblivious to this) Dave mouths back "on then count of three" jess nods his head "3…2…1" Jess then flips Rory on her back and starts tickling her, Dave does the same.
Rory- No…stop…Jess
Lane- Dave…stop…please
Rory and Lane- will do anything please stop
Jess and Dave look at each other and agree
Dave- anything
Rory- anything
Jess and Dave- fine! (They stop)
Lane- what do you want?
Jess- we want (looks at Dave, Dave mouths Kiss and movies of our choice, Jess agrees)
Dave- we want a kiss
Jess- and a movie of our choice to watch tonight, you two have no say in what we pick
Lane- the kiss yes
Rory- the movie no,
Lane- no deal
Dave- then we tickle you again, which is worse?
Jess- tickle war that we will win or
Dave- a movie of our choice that you have to watch for a few hours
Jess- it's your choice, choose wisely
Dave- very wisely
Jess goes in to the kitchen to make coffee, he then goes back on the couch where Rory and Dave and Lane are watching Recess
Dave- times up, what do you choose?
Rory and Lane are staring at each other and are silent
Jess-well?
Lane- Fine choose the freakin movie
Dave and Jess high five each other-Awesome!
Jess- good choice ladies
Dave- totally
Lane- I hate you (sticks out her tongue at Dave)
Rory- me too (and does the same thing as Lane)
Jess- I am hurt especially since last night you said you love me
Rory (blushes) I was caught up in the moment
Dave- I don't care if you hate me
Lane is surprised
Lane- fine, I don't care that you don't care that I hate you
Dave- good
Jess- fine, too bad you're never going to get it from me ever again
Rory (has a look of disbelief on her face, no I want the sex god says it to herself) fine, that's ok then there is less of a chance for me getting pregnant
Jess is shocked
Jess- well I am glad, we got that cleared up, it's good to know that you wont get pregnant if you don't sleep with me, but god for bid you sleep with me, you may end up being pregnant, then who knows maybe I'll end up like Liz and Jimmy and fuck up our Childs life. (Jess walks away)
Rory- (is shocked) what the hell just happened
Dave- I am going to go check on him (walks to go outside to catch up with Jess)
Lane- are you ok?
Rory- no I am serious what the hell-just happened, I thought it was all a joke, I thought we were just playing a game
Lane-well you did say that if you sleep with him, he would get you pregnant
Rory- I meant sex in general, if I don't have sex at all I wont get pregnant, I am not going to have sex with anyone else, but him, I love him, he is my present and my future also my past, even though we were 14 he is still my past, but were did the family thing come from?
Lane- I guess he just thinks that he might do that to you, because there is a saying that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Rory- I c I have to be alone
Lane- Rory, are you ok?
Rory- I am…I need to be alone, excuse me (goes in to her room and closes the door, you then see Rory crying)
Lane blows out air full of frustration, her two best friends are upset and she cannot figure out a way to help them
Scene opens up to Jess and Dave sitting on the grass across the street from the tennis court (there is a little kids playground set there)
Dave- so?
Jess- so?
Dave- what's up, what happened in there?
Jess- I have no clue, all I know is that one-minute were joking then the next it became serious and everything just went downhill form there
Dave- well…what were the jokes and what was serious to you?
Jess- well the stuff that was in the form of joking was that; I hate you, and the whole caught up in the moment thing and you're never going to get it from me again thing.
Dave- and the other stuff in the form of seriousness
Jess- the pregnant thing, why would she say that there is a less chance of her getting pregnant if we don't have sex
Dave- do you honestly believe she meant it in that way?
Jess- I don't know, but I took as she did and then I thought that what if I end up like Jimmy and Liz, then I would be abandoning our child and fucking up his or her life, like mine is or was and that scares the shit out of me, because I do not want my child to be in that situation because the only person that I could give my child to would be Rory and I wouldn't be able to bear doing that to the only woman I want to spend the rest of my life with, because then it makes everything we have going on know, like it isn't important to me and the fours years were just a game, do you know what I mean?
Dave- yes I do, and all I have to say is that first, you are better then Jimmy and Liz and they don't even matter because Jimmy was never there and Liz had you till you were 8 and yes she fucked you up, but it wasn't the worst thing ever because you got out soon and that means that could of inflicted worse then what had received, you could have brain damage from the cocaine, you could have fetal alcohol syndrome, or could be dead from her boyfriends, but you survived all those obstacles because people were watching out for you, and because god knew that if you could survive that certain part of you life, then you could survive anything else thrown to you, second you love Rory and you would never ever hurt her, you rather die then hurt her, you are her life, just like she is yours, Jess you are going to be an excellent parent someday, you have a lot to teach your future child and watch him or her grow up and experience the full thrill of life even if you still want them to be your little baby girl or little baby boy.
Jess- wow, you are totally right, but what are you going to say to me, when Rory actually gets pregnant?
Dave- nothing, because you wont need a talk because what I said today, will always be remembered for when the time actually comes
Jess- yea, thank-you I appreciate it (Manley hugs Dave) I should go to Rory, you coming
Dave- yes I am, I haven't received my kiss from Lane yet
Jess and Dave go back to the house and Lane hears the door open and looks at Lane, she points her head towards the bedroom door, jess mouths thank-you and lane says no problem, jess walks towards the bedroom door and knocks there is no answer so he opens it and Rory turns around to look who it is, she sees it Jess and turns around again, Jess's heart is breaking because he saw her eyes and cheeks and noticed they were red from crying.
Jess- Rory can we talk please
Scene goes back to lane and Dave who are walking out of the house, scene goes back to Rory and Jess.
Rory is silent
Jess- fine, I'll talk, I am so sorry I didn't mean to spaz like that
Rory- that's the problem! Where did the spaz come from?
Jess- I took it as why would you say there is a less chance of you getting pregnant if you had sex with me, and then I thought of Jimmy and Liz and how they fucked up my life, and I wouldn't want to do that to you, because it would kill me, I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you, I wouldn't want to hurt you the way jimmy and Liz hurt me, If I ever did that then it would make me feel like these years that we have been together have only been a game and you would probably end up thinking that also, and it would kill you.
Rory- all I meant was sex in general, If I don't have sex at all I wont get pregnant I am not going to have sex with anyone else but you, I love you, you are my past, present, and future, and then that leads to me not having any children to watch grow up and that would suck because I hope to one day have little devils like me and you, and we watch them grow up, we are the first to experience what they are going through, we are there to watch them get hurt or there first break-up's, (she gets up to go wrap her arms around Jess's waist) and to see them win there first basket-ball game, or any other sport, we are there to pass down are wisdom, we are there to see them experience grade school and high school, maybe even collage if were lucky that they go to one close to us, so you see Jess me and you are going to experience all that with our future children, and then you and I are going to grow old together and watch our babies have babies of there own, so Mr.Maraino you are going to be an excellent husband and father and grandfather someday, we are going to live in a big house, next to Dave and Lane of course, where we can have extra rooms for mom and Luke and there kids, also our friends and there kids as well, we are going to have a white picked fence and a driveway that will be full of memories by the time we die, like first steps, first bike rides, first sports lessons, first kiss, J-not if I can do anything about that, R- sorry but you cannot fully control that situation it is inevitable that it is going to happen, now let me finish, J-sorry continue, R-thank-you, there first prom photo's, there first driving lessons, there first going away to college experience, when they have the car packed and the drive to go away, they are excited so much that they don't realize they are actually going to miss this place that is so full of memories, that is overtaken by complete bliss to finally get away from the parentials, and there are me and you who are so proud of them that it hurts that there going to be distances away from the nest that is there one and only home.
Jess- why I actually am excited about our future and I am so sorry for freaking out on you, earlier
Rory- no worries, all is good just next time at least try to talk to me, so we don't have a big fight again
Jess- I will try my hardest Mrs. Maraino
Rory- were not married yet, but I like the way that sounds
Jess- I was just testing it out for future use
Rory- oh I c, did it pass
Jess- with flying colors (he goes to kiss her deeply, it ends up being so deep that after that kiss was ignited they made love for 2 ½ hours)
Rory and Jess then got ready, it was now about 2:30, Luke and Lorelai, Sookie and Jackson, were at the beach, they left this morning, Ashleigh, Tyler, Sarah, Gavin all were at the pool and they then went to go play pool after they went swimming now Lane and Dave, went to go join them at the pool table, now Rory and Jess were on there way to the rec room, Rory and Jess go make the bed, they then get the key to the place.
(Jess has his hand wrapped around Rory's waist and she has her hands wrapped around his)
Rory- so what movies are we watching tonight?
Jess- you know I haven't yet talked to Dave about that, but I assure you that you will not be disappointed in our choices, I promise.
Rory- well then, I will take your word for it
Jess- thank-you
Rory- no problem (she kisses him on the cheek)
Jess then stops and he kisses her on the lips
I love you
R- I love you too Dodger
Rec Room
Rory- Hi guys
Ashleigh- we heard about your fight, are you guys ok now
Jess- yes we are
Gavin- good, were glad because we look up to you two
Jess-really!
Sarah-yup, we want our relationship to be as full of love as yours is
Tyler- yea, but were happy that everything worked out for you two
Jess- well thank-you it is much appreciated, and you both have the kind of relationships that our full of love, it will progress over the years
Rory- we promise
Dave- so guys do you want to play pool or keep making hallmark cards
Jess looks at Dave and smirks, Dave smiles back
Tyler- let's play, so who wants to go first?
Dave- you four go
Ashleigh- are you guys sure?
Jess- positive, we could watch rugrats in Paris, while you play
Sarah- ok
Ashleigh, Tyler, Sarah, Gavin all start playing
Lane, Dave, Jess, Rory go sits on the couch
Lane- so did you guys make up
Rory- yes, we talked and we actually figured out what I was actually saying
Jess- yes we did, Dave man you should see my future it is perfect and I am no longer scared
Dave- well congratulations, so looks like I wont need to talk to you again
Jess- nope, but I will always now that if I do need talking to you'll be right there to get rid of my stupidity and fear.
Dave- Hell yeah
Lane and Rory look at each other
Lane- what are you two talking about?
Jess- never mind
Dave- so what is your future like?
Rory- I started it by explaining what I meant, when I said that pregnancy statement, and then I added in this
You are going to be an excellent husband and father and grandfather someday, we are going to live in a big house, next to Dave and Lane of course, where we can have extra rooms for mom and Luke and there kids, also our friends and there kids as well, we are going to have a white picked fence and a driveway that will be full of memories by the time we die, like first steps, first bike rides, first sports lessons, first kiss,
Rory- then Jess said not if I can do anything about it, like a true parent with a teenager and then I responded with the situation may be out of his hands, then I said
There first prom photo's, there first driving lessons, there first going away to college experience, when they have the car packed and the drive to go away, they are excited so much that they don't realize they are actually going to miss this place that is so full of memories, that is overtaken by complete bliss to finally get away from the parentials, and there are me and you who are so proud of them that it hurts that there going to be distances away from the nest that is there one and only home.
Rory- that is what I said
Lane- oh Dave, were going to be neighbors with Jess and Rory
Dave- good I can't wait, and then I can help Jess teach his son how to play sports
Jess- I will help teach yours how to play baseball, cause you suck at baseball
Dave- if you don't shut-up I am going to give you another black eye
Jess- is that a threat?
Dave- nope it's a fact
Rory and Lane- Stop!!
Jess and Dave- sorry
Lane- so in other news what movie are we forced to watch because tickle wars suck ass
Rory- LANE!
Lane- what I am full of hostility
Dave- well don't fret it, you may actually like the movies we choose, right Jess
Jess- right
Tyler- Guys it's your turn
Dave- ok
Jess- so what time do you want to do this movie night at?
Dave- I was thinking at 4pm, we could go watch the movies
Jess- cool
Rory and Lane- ok
Tyler- here you go (hands the pool stick to Jess)
Jess- thanks, so what are you four up tonight?
Sarah- were going to play tennis at 9, why?
Dave- do you want to have a movie night with us, it starts at 4 and ends at 130 am
Gavin- were in, now go play before someone grabs the table
Rory, Lane, Dave, Jess play pool and they end at 340 Jess and Dave goes to get the movies, while Rory and Lane go to get the snacks, Tyler and Gavin, Sarah and Ashleigh go bye starbucks coffee's.
Jess- so do you want to put are money together?
Dave- ok
Front desk lady- what can I help you with?
Jess- I would like to rent videos
FDL- are you going to charge it to the room or are going to pay with cash
Dave- cash
FDL- ok and what is your room number?
Jess- 219
FDL- Mr. Danes
Jess- yes
FDL- ok good, I need you to sign here (has a sheet of paper and it's the bill for the movies, it is going to be attached to the final actual bill) ok good, so what did you want?
Dave- Remember The Titans, Zoolander, XXX, Billy Madison, 100 Girls
Jess- and The Waterboy, Ace Ventura Pet Detective, Ace Ventura Nature Calls, and For Rory and Lane choice Cruel Intentions
FDL- ok, here you go, that will be $20 (she hands them a bag)
(Dave accepts it) (Jess gets out $10 and Dave hands him $10) he hands the money to the woman, Thank-you, have a goodnight
FDL- you too, goodbye
Jess- goodnight
Jess and Dave walk out of the front desk area they go outside and they walk down the steps.
Dave- good choices
Jess- yes they are, I think Lane and Rory will be happy with our choices
Someone beeps the horn behind them, they look and it Rory, Lane, Tyler, Ashleigh, Sarah, Gavin, Jess and Dave move aside and Tyler drives by, he goes to Rory, Jess, Lane's and Dave's loft, Lane stops and Dave and Jess climb in.
Rory- so what did you get?
Jess- were not telling
Dave- our lips are sealed
Lane- please
Dave-no
Rory- will give you a cookie
Jess- I don't want one, right now, ill wait till we watch the movies
They park at the loft and they all get out Lane and Rory head to the trunk and they take out at least 10 bags.
Dave- here will help
Jess and Dave grab some bags
Dave- did you buy the whole grocery store? (Rory and Lane didn't hear them)
Jess- really, I was that thinking that, dude do you think were psychic
Dave- dude, that would be awesome, but no
Jess- oh that sucks; we would have a good sum of money in our pockets.
Dave- yeah, maybe if all else fails in our lives, with career decisions then we can look in to a future of psychics.
Jess- agree
They get in to the apartment and they put things away, they leave out cookies, chips, candy, and chocolate.
Rory and Lane are looking at the selection of movies
Rory- oh my god cruel intentions, that is soo cool
Lane, Ashleigh, Sarah- Awesome
Tyler-Zoolander, cool
Gavin-Billy Madison, 100 Girls
Rory-Jess um-good selection (low voice)
Jess-excuse me, I didn't hear you, what did you say?
Rory- fine be like that I said GOOD SELECTION! There did you hear me now
Jess- well the yelling helped, but you should learn to trust me
Lane- are you going to put me through the same thing as Jess did with Rory?
Dave- yes…yes I am
Lane- fine! GOOD SELECTION
Dave- shit, you scream loud, yet you walk so quiet, what is up with that
Lane- it is the Kim's flaw, but it has gotten us far for hundreds of years
Dave- well good I am glad, but it still made me become deaf in one ear
Lane- oh I am sorry baby, would you like me to kiss it better
Dave- no but you can kiss me on the lips
Lane- ok (she kisses him)
Tyler, Ashleigh, Gavin, and Sarah all begin to clap
Dave- why are you clapping?
Tyler- because that was the best drama movie, I have seen
Jess throws popcorn at Tyler
Ashleigh- guys stop, lets watch the movies
Dave- ok
They all sit down and watch the movies
9pm
Tyler- guys it's been fun but we have to go
Dave- ok, well will see you
Ashleigh- we may stop by later, but if were not here by 1005, then were not going to show up
Dave- ok
A, T, S, G- bye
R, L, D, J-bye
So they watch movies till 130, they all go to sleep
Next Morning @ 1030
Sookie and Jackson, Ashleigh, Tyler, Gavin and Sarah are all going to go home today, they are outside in front of Sookie's place
Dave- well guys do you have everything?
Ashleigh-we do
Sookie- so do we honey
Jess- well I guess will see you when we get back to Toronto
Gavin- yup
Lorelai- bye guys have a safe trip home, call our cell when you get home
Tyler- ok will call you guys
Jackson-yup
Luke-bye guys
Lane-bye (she hugs Sarah and Ashleigh) Rory then does the same thing
Rory- have a fun trip home
Dave- bye man (shakes hands with Tyler and Gavin) Jess does the same'
Jess- so call when you get home
Sarah hugs Jess while Ashleigh hugs Dave, they then switch
Tyler is hugging Lane and Gavin is hugging Rory
Lorelai- bye sweetie, take care of our inn, till I come back
Sookie- of course I will, I can't wait to get back to work the beach gets boring after awhile
Lorelai- I haven't found it boring yet, but just wait I will soon
Sookie and Lorelai hug
Sookie and Luke hug
Lorelai and Jackson hug
Luke and Jackson shake hands
Sookie- bye guys
All- bye
Sookie and Jackson drive off
Lorelai- bye Ashleigh, (she hugs Ashleigh) (she does the same to Tyler, Gavin, Sarah) guys have a safe trip home and make sure you call
Tyler- we will, bye Luke (Luke and Tyler shake hands, he then shakes Gavin's he hugs Ashleigh and Sarah)
Luke- bye guys
All- bye
Ashleigh, Tyler, Sarah, Gavin drive off
Lorelai- so Jess, Dave the black eye, which is still there but almost gone, where did it come from?
Dave- ahh
Jess- well we got in to a fight with the Wasaga Beach Crew
Dave- we totally got a few hits in, it was great
Luke- Why not, try the truth now?
Dave- fine
Jess- we got in to a fight
Luke- ok continue, who did you fight?
Jess and Dave- each other
Luke- what?
Lorelai- what did you fight about?
Dave- the uh…television remote
Luke- you gave each other a black eye over a remote control
Dave- pretty much
Luke- that is stupid
Jess- yes, but oh well, it is fun being stupid, and we were thinking why not live up to the same excuse that other teenagers around the world claim to be
Dave- exactly, hey jess we are know part of the teenager race, isn't it cool
Jess- yes it is
Lorelai- you say I belong in an institution, I think you are poorly mistaken buddy
Jess- very funny
Lorelai- that's thing that was full of seriousness
Jess- whatever! He walks away
Dave- bye guys (walks away)
Lane- so what are you guys doing today?
Lorelai- we are going to go to the beach, you interested?
Rory- in all honesty, yes but I only want to go for 3 hours
Luke- we were only going for 3 hours anyways, then we were going to watch movies we rented
Lane- we rented movies to
Luke- oh yeah what did you get?
Rory- Remember the titans, Zoolander, cruel intentions, XXX, Billy Madison, the Waterboy, Ace Ventura pet detective, ace Ventura nature calls, what did you rent?
Lorelai- we rented Mr. Deeds, dirty dancing, how to loose a guy in 10 days, pretty woman
Lane- want to have a movie night tonight?
Lorelai- yeah
Lane- so we go to the beach for 3 hours then we watch movies all night long
Lorelai- cool so lets meet here in 5 minutes
Rory- ok
5 minutes later – beach
Jess and Rory brought there Laptops, to the beach Jess is playing games and writing, while Rory is reading Fan Fiction, she is also searching the net for information on her future wedding, she is currently downloading music and she is also writing an email to her grandparents, who are traveling all through Europe.
Lorelai- Jess, Rory will you two come in for a swim
Rory- ok (she starts to put her laptop aside)
Lorelai- yeah, Jess are you game?
Dave- no he's chicken shit
Jess- no I am not
Dave- really prove it
Jess- ok fine (he puts his laptop down)
Lane- Luke are you coming?
Luke- no not yet, I stay here and watch the stuff
Lorelai- ok but I expect you to come in later
Luke- no problem
Lorelai, Rory, Dave, Lane, Jess all go in to the water, they go far away from the beach
Lorelai- So Rory, how have you been?
Rory- fine
Lorelai- really? That's good anything happen that is interesting in the past 4 days
Rory- mom, what are you getting at?
Lorelai- why do you assume, I am getting at anything?
Rory-because I know you, when you're assuming you have this tone in your voice
Lorelai- oh really, wow! We learn new things everyday
Rory- see there's the tone
Lorelai- huh
Rory- just say it, will you
Lorelai- why didn't you tell me, you and Jess where going to have sex, you promised you would tell me, when you think it was going to happen
Rory- so you're not actually mad at the fact that we are making love, your mad I didn't tell you?
Lorelai- well yes I was mad, you didn't tell me, but I already knew that you were going to make love
Rory- then what is this about?
Lorelai- I don't know, just your still the 5 year old little girl to me, and you are only 17, what if you could of saved the first time, for someone who you are going to spend the rest of your life with.
Rory- Mom…I did save my first time for someone I am going to spend the rest of my life with, that person is Jess and He feels the same way about me.
Lorelai- really?
Rory- ask him yourself, I love you and no matter what I will always be your little girl (kisses her mom's cheek, and runs to go meet lane)
Jess and Dave are talking
Jess- do the girls; not look hot in their bikinis
Dave- yes they do, so are you having fun?
Jess- Hell yeah, I've had a lot of fun, especially the fight you and I got in to that was a blast
Dave- yeah, maybe one day we could have another one
Jess- so anyways are you having a blast?
Dave- yes I am, I love this place
Jess- yeah so do I, we should make it a habit of coming down here every summer
Dave- agreed
Jess- so are you and Lane going to make love yet?
Dave- well I am not sure, I may have to get back to you on that
Jess- (nods his head) so I will race you
Dave- ok you are on (runs after Jess)
Meanwhile Luke is on Jess's Laptop, he is online at a Bluenile.com for a Platinum Four-Prong Solitaire Setting with Princess .3-Carat Diamond ring to surprise Lorelai with
Luke orders it and then he gets it sent to the lodge, and he is going to give it to lorelai tonight, while the movie night is going on
Dave and Jess catch up to Lane, Rory, and Lorelai
Dave- so what is everyone talking about?
Lorelai- we were talking about, you Jess
Jess- me, why me, what is so interesting about me?
Lane- we were trying to tell Lorelai that you do love Rory and you do really care for her and that you guys didn't screw up by making love.
Jess- ah I get it, and I don't know what Lane and Rory had said in my defense but I assure Ms.Gilmore I do love Rory and She means the world to me, I am never going to leave her and I am never going to hurt her, so I hope you believe me, but if not then you will realize that I really do love her, in a matter of time, I will prove to all of those in doubt that Rory Gilmore holds the key to my heart
Rory- just like Jess holds the key to mine
Lorelai- ok
Jess-ok?
Lorelai-ok I believe you, but I swear if you hurt her, I will hunt you down and tear off your limbs and then sell them on the black market
Jess- I promise will not ever come to that (kisses Rory)
Rory- I love you
Jess- I love you too
Dave- we love you man, (he goes to hug Jess)
Jess- I love you too man, you too Lane (Lane joins in to the hug, that Rory, Jess, and Dave are all in)
Lorelai- Hey what about me, you love me too right?
Rory- Yes, we do mom (she pulls Lorelai in for the hug)
Jess, Lane, Dave- yea
Lorelai- this reminds me of the song by Elton John
Lane- which one
Lorelai- the one in Lion King
Dave- Can you feel the love tonight?
Lorelai- yeah that one, do any of you remember how it goes?
Jess- No!
Dave- nope
Lane- I do
Rory- me too
Lorelai- let's sing it
"Can You Feel The Love
Tonight"
There's a calm surrender to the rush of day
When the heat of a rolling wind can be turned away
An enchanted moment, and it sees me through
It's enough for this restless warrior just to be with you
And can you feel the love tonight
It is where we are
It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer
That we got this far
And can you feel the love tonight
How it's laid to rest
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best
There's a time for everyone if they only learn
That the twisting kaleidoscope moves us all in turn
There's a rhyme and reason to the wild outdoors
When the heart of this star-crossed voyager beats in time with yours
Jess- Wow! You 3 have great voices
Dave- huh! Oh, yeah you guys were like on key and everything
Jess- you guys should be like in a band or something
Dave- lol, we are in a band
Lane- yes we are, hey Dave maybe I should start singing
Dave- What!
Lane- you just said I was a good singer
Dave- we already have a singer
Jess- (whispers to Dave) dude, keep it cool
Dave- right will see first we have to clear that up with Ryan and Julie
Lane- I understand
Lane and Rory, start heading back on to the beach
Lorelai follows them
Jess- that was close
Dave- yeah it was, now you know why I never chose Lane to be a singer
Jess- I understand that, and I accept that but we cannot lie to her all the time
Dave- I know, but I can't tell her, that she is a better drummer then a singer it would kill her
Jess- play it out, see if you can keep it going till you figure out a way to tell her the truth
Dave- ok thanks man
Jess- no problem
While Dave and Jess are talking and walking back to there spot
Lane- I am waiting for the day that he decides to be a man and actually tell me I am a horrible singer
Rory- you know that he is lying so he doesn't hurt you
Lorelai- what are you two talking about? Why did you ask Dave, if you can sing if you know you are a bad singer?
Rory- oh right mom doesn't know?
Lorelai- know what?
Rory- should I tell her or you?
Lane- you should, you can probably explain it better to her then I can
Rory- you sure?
Lorelai- will one of you just tell me?
Rory- ok keep your pants on
Lorelai- Dirty!
Rory- (rolls her eyes) so lane had an idea, she is going to see how much Dave loves her.
Lorelai- how?
Rory- I was getting to that
Lorelai- I am sorry continue!
Rory- thanks; she is going to put Dave through some tests (I am not going to explain every way they get the points, but they for sure are getting all Yes's)
Lorelai- like what?
Lane- well here are the questions…
Number 1- Is Dave calm and patient with me? A) When he is tired and irritated or depressed B) Is he calm and patient when I am being difficult or unreasonable.
Number 2- Does Dave look for ways of being constructive? A) Does Dave look for ways to encourage me B) foes Dave build up my sense of security and self-worth rather than tearing it down.
Number 3- Is Dave possessive? A) Does Dave allow me freedom of thought and Action B) does Dave freely share his time and worldly possessions with me.
Number 4- is Dave not anxious to impress; does not have to have inflated idea's of his own importance? A) Does Dave not try to hide his flaws or weaknesses from me B) Does Dave Deeply share his innermost feeling with me, even when doing so might make him look weak or foolish C) during a disagreement is Dave only interested in achieving a mutual understanding, rather then "winning"
Number 5- Does Dave have good manners? A) Does he show respect and courtesy to me B) Does he not shout or threaten me C) Does he not use hurt or vulgar words towards me D) Does he not say things that threaten my sense of security or self-worth E) does Dave not belittle my intelligence.
Lorelai- and how do you calculate if he passed and is really in love with you?
Lane-well, score 1 point for each yes, then that means he gets 29 which means that it is agape love, if it is between 21 and 28 it is a strong unconditional love that we share, if it is 19-20 it is strong, but somewhat conditional, 18 or less means less is conditional love (you do right by me or I do right by you or vice versa)
Lorelai- why I want to test out this love test on Luke
Lane- it would be a cool idea, especially if he decides to get more serious with you
Rory- I think I want to do this on Jess, because our next step would be marriage, I want to make sure my heart is right.
Lane- we should all do this test
Lorelai- where did you get this test?
Lane- the bible at church they gave it to us, and I decided why not if I like Rory am going to spend the rest of my life with Dave, then why not test God's theory and see if I am really in the category of True Love.
Rory- I agree I think this would be cool, but we cannot tell the guys
Lane & Lorelai- agreed
Rory- this is going to be fun
Dave and Jess catch up to Rory, Lorelai and Lane
Dave- what are you three chatting about?
Lorelai-um…ponies
Rory- yeah and how much it's every girl's dream to have one.
Jess- you want a pony that is so cute (he kisses her cheek) maybe one I'll get you one (Rory thinks to herself 1 point for Jess)
Dave- my mother use to own a horse ranch, then she sold it to her neighbor Mrs.Brinkston, If you girls would like to go, see the horses and ride them, then I will get my mother to get in touch with Mrs.Brinkston, Jess would you like to go?
Jess- actually I would, I have always loved horses and plus I kind of want to ride one, it looks like fun, and not mention it is something that will allow me to spend more of my time with Rory!
Dave- excellent! When we get back I will talk to my mother and see if we can make plans to go after school or something?
Lorelai- I want to come to, Dave can I Pwease come to see the horsies (little kids voice)
Dave- yes, you may Lorelai
Lorelai- Yaye! (Runs to hug Dave) thank-you I luv you
Rory- hey!
Lorelai- you too, I love all of you (she goes to hug them all at the same time)
Luke- hey! (Goes to kiss lorelai) why are we all smiling?
Jess- Dave is going to take all of us, to the horse ranch his family use to own, and we are all going to ride horses, Do you want to come?
Luke- yeah I'll come, but I am not sure I want to ride a horse?
Lorelai- why?
Luke- well I am scared of horses, I am scared I am going to fall off and loose consciousness, and I am not really looking for that to happen.
Dave- don't worry, they are not going to hurt you and I promise that we will all be there to help
Luke- really?
Lorelai- really, don't you understand we all love you, we don't want to see you hurt
Luke- thank-you guys, I appreciate it
Lane- ok guys, do you guys want to dry off and get going after?
Dave- well what do we do when we get back to the rooms?
Luke- I have an idea, lets go play pool and then rent movies to watch
Lorelai- my goodness I totally rubbed off on you
Luke- so! Is that supposed to be a bad thing?
Lorelai- I guess not (she kisses him)
Luke- I love you
Lorelai- I love you too, Lukey
Rory- so we are leaving on Aug 30 then we go back to school
Jess- yes how exciting we get to see the same teachers, we get to experience the thrill of going back
Dave- you could at least act a bit happy, you get to go back to the baseball team, and hockey team.
Rory- and we get to go back to volleyball
Lane- don't forget Dave, you can go back to the hockey team also and you get to see the guys again.
Dave- I know but I still am not a hundred percent fan of school it is so boring
Jess- why are you complaining you still excel at the schoolwork you get 80's
Dave- dude, you get 75's were 5 marks apart
Jess- yeah I know, I am just tired I am sorry I am getting all edgy
Lorelai- do you guys want to go it is 1:30, I also want to get out of the sun
Dave- can we?
Lorelai- who wants to go raise their hands
All raise their hands
Jess- preparing us for class Lorelai?
Lorelai- huh! Oh no it was just easier
Luke- ok everyone let's start getting stuff packed up
5 minutes later, everyone is in the car
Dave- so do you guys want to go shower maybe relax for half an hour then play pool then will go rent video's then will eat dinner while we rent video's
Luke- excellent suggestion
Jess- ok will meet at the rec room at 2:35, ok?
Lorelai- ok bye guys
Lane, Rory, Dave, Jess- Bye
Back at the teens loft
Dave- so there are 2 showers, Lane, Rory why don't you take them
Rory- ok thanks
Lane- ok I love you
Jess- how respectable, so do you want to watch the tube?
Dave- ok, do you want a drink
Jess- yeah sure thanks
Dave gives Jess a water bottle
Dave- no problem
Jess turns on the TV show Higher Ground
Dave- I love this show, it reminds me so much of the real world
Jess- I totally agree, I really feel bad for some of these people, especially Scott, his stepmother is a total bitch, to go through what he went through, it would kill me.
Dave- I am in total agreement with you, who the hell gets pleasure out of what she did to Scott
Jess- It is so true
Rory comes out of the bathroom
Higher Ground I love that show, it is so real to some people
Jess- we were just saying we feel bad for Scott, and that I would kill myself if I went through what he is going through
Dave- exactly
Rory- so Jess you can go shower if you want
Jess- thank-you, I will at the commercial
(Lane walks down the stairs) what are you watching?
Dave- Higher Ground
Lane- I love that show
Jess- do you guys want something to drink?
Rory- water
Lane- me too thanks
Jess hands them a water bottle
Rory- thanks babe
Dave and Jess go shower quickly, they come downstairs and the show is 15 minutes in
Dave goes to get more water and then he hands everyone water
Jess, Lane, Rory- thanks
They watch Higher Ground and then the realize it is 2:35, they start going to the pool table
Luke and Lorelai also leave at the same time
Lorelai- Hey you (to Rory)
Rory- hey mom, Luke
Lorelai- so what did you guys do?
Dave- we watched Higher Ground
Luke- we watched that too
Lorelai- I love that show
Rory- so do all of us
Luke- I also like that show
Lorelai- so everyone, you ready to get your buts whipped at tennis
Luke-………….. Well?
Lorelai- I realize I would usually say dirty, but right now I really don't feel like it
Luke- ok
Dave- so what movies are we going to rent?
Lane- I want to rent The Hot Chick
Dave- I want to rent Deuces Wild
Jess- I want to rent Van Wilder
Rory- I want to rent Stepmom
Luke- I wouldn't mind watching Gangs Of New York
Lorelai- I want to watch Casablanca
So they play pool for 1 hour and then they go rent the videos then they go watch them and they all go to bed at 2:05 am.
August 30 2003 (Saturday), Check out
They check out at 3 o'clock they were at the beach till 2, then they packed and loaded the cars, then they left and headed home, to the real world, where they start school September 2.
