Chapter 2- The Relationship Thing
As the Hogwart's Express stopped at Hogmead's station, Harry, Ron, and Hermione jumped off and went to look for a carriage to take them up to the school. When they found a carriage they got on and Harry began to speak:
"So…why don't we put some ground rules to this whole relationship thing that were going to do this year." Said Harry.
"What kind of 'ground rules' Harry?" asked Ron.
"Well, first off, the person that we hook up with has to be one that we find at least 'ok'. We are doing this so we can be involved in a relationship. It can't be someone we hate. Second, we have to find a girlfriend, or boyfriend for Hermione's sake. Once we do get one, whatever one of us does to our 'significant other' the other ones has to do the same." Explained Harry.
"Ummm…ok… I guess that's fine…" said Hermione.
"Yeah, that's cool with me." Said Ron.
"Ok…so that's all a deal?" asked Harry.
"Deal," said Ron and Hermione at the same time.
Once the carriage stopped at the school, the trio went to the Great Hall. Harry and Ron sat by each other talking about quiddich and Hermione sat across from them. Dumbledore gave his usual speech, the sorting began, and then they ate. When dinner was done they went to the common room and began talking about the 'relationship thing'.
"So, you guys decided about who you want to hook up with?" asked Hermione.
"No…you?" asked Ron.
"Nope," said Hermione.
"Me neither…Hey Hermione…can you help us a little?" asked Harry.
"Sure, as long as I wont have to hook up with you guys…what do you want me to help you with?" said Hermione.
"No it's not that, just like help us a little for the relationship thing. Find girls that like us and stuff," explained Harry.
"Hmmm…. yeah I guess so…what's in it for me?" asked Hermione.
"We'll help you hook up with someone," said Harry.
"Hey! What's wrong with us? How come you wouldn't want to hook up with one of us?" asked Ron.
"Well, for one you guys are my best friends, and two, I don't find you guys at least one bit attractive!" lied Hermione… she found Ron very, very, attractive.
"WHAT?!?! YOU DON'T FIND US ATTRACTIVE?!?" exclaimed both Harry and Ron.
"Well I'm off to bed! See you guys in the morning!" said Hermione quickly while she rushed up the stairs.
"How come she doesn't find us attractive Harry?" asked Ron.
"Dunno…are we ugly Ron?" asked Harry.
"I have no idea…but of course Harry, I wouldn't check you out…I don't go like that," joked Ron.
"Well, I guess I'll be off to bed too, coming Ron?" asked Harry.
"Yeah I guess…nothing else to do when there's nobody around," said Ron.
"Soon, there would be something to do when nobody's around," laughed Harry.
"Yeah… I wonder when's soon? How soon do you think Hermione would find us girls?" asked Ron.
"Dunno… anyways… Night Ron," said Harry.
"Night Harry," said Ron.
As the Hogwart's Express stopped at Hogmead's station, Harry, Ron, and Hermione jumped off and went to look for a carriage to take them up to the school. When they found a carriage they got on and Harry began to speak:
"So…why don't we put some ground rules to this whole relationship thing that were going to do this year." Said Harry.
"What kind of 'ground rules' Harry?" asked Ron.
"Well, first off, the person that we hook up with has to be one that we find at least 'ok'. We are doing this so we can be involved in a relationship. It can't be someone we hate. Second, we have to find a girlfriend, or boyfriend for Hermione's sake. Once we do get one, whatever one of us does to our 'significant other' the other ones has to do the same." Explained Harry.
"Ummm…ok… I guess that's fine…" said Hermione.
"Yeah, that's cool with me." Said Ron.
"Ok…so that's all a deal?" asked Harry.
"Deal," said Ron and Hermione at the same time.
Once the carriage stopped at the school, the trio went to the Great Hall. Harry and Ron sat by each other talking about quiddich and Hermione sat across from them. Dumbledore gave his usual speech, the sorting began, and then they ate. When dinner was done they went to the common room and began talking about the 'relationship thing'.
"So, you guys decided about who you want to hook up with?" asked Hermione.
"No…you?" asked Ron.
"Nope," said Hermione.
"Me neither…Hey Hermione…can you help us a little?" asked Harry.
"Sure, as long as I wont have to hook up with you guys…what do you want me to help you with?" said Hermione.
"No it's not that, just like help us a little for the relationship thing. Find girls that like us and stuff," explained Harry.
"Hmmm…. yeah I guess so…what's in it for me?" asked Hermione.
"We'll help you hook up with someone," said Harry.
"Hey! What's wrong with us? How come you wouldn't want to hook up with one of us?" asked Ron.
"Well, for one you guys are my best friends, and two, I don't find you guys at least one bit attractive!" lied Hermione… she found Ron very, very, attractive.
"WHAT?!?! YOU DON'T FIND US ATTRACTIVE?!?" exclaimed both Harry and Ron.
"Well I'm off to bed! See you guys in the morning!" said Hermione quickly while she rushed up the stairs.
"How come she doesn't find us attractive Harry?" asked Ron.
"Dunno…are we ugly Ron?" asked Harry.
"I have no idea…but of course Harry, I wouldn't check you out…I don't go like that," joked Ron.
"Well, I guess I'll be off to bed too, coming Ron?" asked Harry.
"Yeah I guess…nothing else to do when there's nobody around," said Ron.
"Soon, there would be something to do when nobody's around," laughed Harry.
"Yeah… I wonder when's soon? How soon do you think Hermione would find us girls?" asked Ron.
"Dunno… anyways… Night Ron," said Harry.
"Night Harry," said Ron.
