Chapter 5- The Note
During Potions, Hermione was sitting with Pavarti and Lavender, and Harry and Ron were sitting behind Dean and Seamus across the room. The three girls were passing notes to each other, talking about no other than Harry and Ron. Then Pavarti wrote:
(Pavarti) Hermie, do you notice that Dean keeps on looking over here?
(Hermione) Nope, not really…why is it bothering you?
(Lavender) No, its not bothering me…I bet he's looking at you Hermie!
(Hermione) No! He's not looking at me! Why would he look at me?
(Pavarti) I think I know why he's looking over here!
(Hermione) Why?
(Lavender) Yeah… I think I know why too! It's pretty obvious!
(Hermione) WHY?!?
(Pavarti) Whoa, take a chill pill Herm! Anyways, we think that he's looking at you because he might fancy you!
(Hermione) Really?? Nah! He would never fancy me!
(Lavender) Hey probably does! Explain why he keeps looking back here?
(Hermione) I don't know…probably there's something on my face…do I?
(Pavarti) No! There is nothing on your face and he probably does like you! What do you think about him?
(Hermione) ummm…I dunno…
(Lavender) oh come on Herm! You must know! Practically every girl wants him and he likes you! In my opinion, I think you guys will make a cutie couple!
(Hermione) Fine then… I'll admit it! Yes… he is very, very, very, times a billion, attractive! There, happy now!?
(Pavarti) Very, very, very, times a billion, happy! So what would you do if he asks you out?
(Hermione) HELLO! I'll say yes of course!
(Lavender) awwww… that's sweet! Lookie! He's looking over here again! Hurry and look at him before he turns away!
(Hermione) Wow, he is looking at me! I guess he does like me… :)
(Pavarti) See, we told you! And if you look closer, you could see something popping out of his pants! ~giggles~
(Hermione) What! Whatever! I'm not going to look!
(Lavender) ~giggles~ Hermie! There is! I even looked! Look!
(Hermione) OK! Fine then! OH MERLIN! Is that what I think it is?!
(Pavarti) I'm afraid so! Wow! How big do you think it?
(Hermione) I don't know… I'm too busy to think how big it is!
(Lavender) Ha ha! Busy looking at it that is!
(Hermione) NO! Busy… talking to you guys!
(Pavarti) ~giggles~ OKAY! Now lets get off the subject of Dean's… umm…'stick' and back to Dean and Hermione!
(Hermione) ~giggles~ 'stick'? Is that the best you could come up with? It sounds like-
(Lavender) AHH!! ~giggles~ we'll just call it his 'bobber'… anyways, Hermie, I think you have a good chance with Dean… don't you think?
(Hermione) yeah…I guess so… and by looking at his 'bobber' I want him even more!
(Pavarti) HERMIONE GRANGER! I never knew you were like that!
(Hermione) he he! Guess I'm not all that goody good girl am I?
(Lavender) ~giggles~ Guess not! Hey… I wonder how big Harry's 'bobber' is… Hermione have you ever seen it?
(Hermione) Lavender! I wouldn't want to see how big his 'bobber' is… and as for you Pavarti I don't know how big Ron's 'bobber' is either!
(Pavarti) awwww… well that just plain sucks!
(Hermione) It probably sucks for you guys… but I'm GLAD that I haven't looked at their 'bobbers'
(Lavender) ha ha! But you are sure glad that you saw Dean's 'bobber'
(Hermione) You bet I am! Hey! I thought were going to get off the subject on 'bobbers'!
(Pavarti) No! I only said Dean's 'bobber'! Not Harry or Ron's 'bobber'!
(Hermione) ~giggles~ ok… why don't we just get off the whole subject on 'bobbers'! The boys are looking at us like were crazy!
(Lavender) yeah… crazy for them!
(Hermione) yeah… that is true… but crazy as in psycho… I think its because we are keeping in our laughs so badly that our faces are turning red!
(Pavarti) Hey do you think Dean saw us looking at his 'bobber' because he just went out of the classroom…
(Hermione) uh oh… hopefully not! Was he looking at me when I sneaked a peek?
(Lavender) no… I don't think so…
(Hermione)… oh ok… HOPEFULLY he didn't see me looking at it! He probably just ran out when he just noticed that he had a 'bobber'…
(Pavarti) oh… well! Anyways… Oh wonderful, smart, friend of mine named Hermione, PLEASE tell us what Ron and Harry said to you!
(Hermione) You guys really want to know?
(Lavender) You have NO idea how bad we want to know!
(Hermione) Oh fine then! Well you guys aren't supposed to know so if you blurt this out to anyone I will… break Ron and Harry's 'bobbers' so YOU wont have any physical pleasure at all!
(Pavarti) Oh NO! Please don't do that! We promise not to tell and we swear on Ron and Harry's 'bobbers'!
(Hermione) ~giggles~ ok… they said that they'll ask you out sometime today…
(Lavender) Wow! Really?!? YAY! I've got to tell Alexandra this!
(Hermione) I guess Lavender wants Harry's 'bobber' in a glass jar!
(Pavarti) Poor, poor, Harry…
(Hermione) exactly!
(Lavender) AHH!! No!! Please don't do that!! I wont tell her!
(Hermione) Ok… I don't really feel like doing all that 'hard' work anyways!
(Pavarti) ~giggles~ Well the bell is about to ring so I'll stop writing right now! See you guys in Herbology!
(Hermione) Yeah-same here!
(Lavender) ok… c ya guys… we'll continue our conversation another time!
When the bell rang, the three ran quickly to the hall and released their laughs that they were holding in.
During Potions, Hermione was sitting with Pavarti and Lavender, and Harry and Ron were sitting behind Dean and Seamus across the room. The three girls were passing notes to each other, talking about no other than Harry and Ron. Then Pavarti wrote:
(Pavarti) Hermie, do you notice that Dean keeps on looking over here?
(Hermione) Nope, not really…why is it bothering you?
(Lavender) No, its not bothering me…I bet he's looking at you Hermie!
(Hermione) No! He's not looking at me! Why would he look at me?
(Pavarti) I think I know why he's looking over here!
(Hermione) Why?
(Lavender) Yeah… I think I know why too! It's pretty obvious!
(Hermione) WHY?!?
(Pavarti) Whoa, take a chill pill Herm! Anyways, we think that he's looking at you because he might fancy you!
(Hermione) Really?? Nah! He would never fancy me!
(Lavender) Hey probably does! Explain why he keeps looking back here?
(Hermione) I don't know…probably there's something on my face…do I?
(Pavarti) No! There is nothing on your face and he probably does like you! What do you think about him?
(Hermione) ummm…I dunno…
(Lavender) oh come on Herm! You must know! Practically every girl wants him and he likes you! In my opinion, I think you guys will make a cutie couple!
(Hermione) Fine then… I'll admit it! Yes… he is very, very, very, times a billion, attractive! There, happy now!?
(Pavarti) Very, very, very, times a billion, happy! So what would you do if he asks you out?
(Hermione) HELLO! I'll say yes of course!
(Lavender) awwww… that's sweet! Lookie! He's looking over here again! Hurry and look at him before he turns away!
(Hermione) Wow, he is looking at me! I guess he does like me… :)
(Pavarti) See, we told you! And if you look closer, you could see something popping out of his pants! ~giggles~
(Hermione) What! Whatever! I'm not going to look!
(Lavender) ~giggles~ Hermie! There is! I even looked! Look!
(Hermione) OK! Fine then! OH MERLIN! Is that what I think it is?!
(Pavarti) I'm afraid so! Wow! How big do you think it?
(Hermione) I don't know… I'm too busy to think how big it is!
(Lavender) Ha ha! Busy looking at it that is!
(Hermione) NO! Busy… talking to you guys!
(Pavarti) ~giggles~ OKAY! Now lets get off the subject of Dean's… umm…'stick' and back to Dean and Hermione!
(Hermione) ~giggles~ 'stick'? Is that the best you could come up with? It sounds like-
(Lavender) AHH!! ~giggles~ we'll just call it his 'bobber'… anyways, Hermie, I think you have a good chance with Dean… don't you think?
(Hermione) yeah…I guess so… and by looking at his 'bobber' I want him even more!
(Pavarti) HERMIONE GRANGER! I never knew you were like that!
(Hermione) he he! Guess I'm not all that goody good girl am I?
(Lavender) ~giggles~ Guess not! Hey… I wonder how big Harry's 'bobber' is… Hermione have you ever seen it?
(Hermione) Lavender! I wouldn't want to see how big his 'bobber' is… and as for you Pavarti I don't know how big Ron's 'bobber' is either!
(Pavarti) awwww… well that just plain sucks!
(Hermione) It probably sucks for you guys… but I'm GLAD that I haven't looked at their 'bobbers'
(Lavender) ha ha! But you are sure glad that you saw Dean's 'bobber'
(Hermione) You bet I am! Hey! I thought were going to get off the subject on 'bobbers'!
(Pavarti) No! I only said Dean's 'bobber'! Not Harry or Ron's 'bobber'!
(Hermione) ~giggles~ ok… why don't we just get off the whole subject on 'bobbers'! The boys are looking at us like were crazy!
(Lavender) yeah… crazy for them!
(Hermione) yeah… that is true… but crazy as in psycho… I think its because we are keeping in our laughs so badly that our faces are turning red!
(Pavarti) Hey do you think Dean saw us looking at his 'bobber' because he just went out of the classroom…
(Hermione) uh oh… hopefully not! Was he looking at me when I sneaked a peek?
(Lavender) no… I don't think so…
(Hermione)… oh ok… HOPEFULLY he didn't see me looking at it! He probably just ran out when he just noticed that he had a 'bobber'…
(Pavarti) oh… well! Anyways… Oh wonderful, smart, friend of mine named Hermione, PLEASE tell us what Ron and Harry said to you!
(Hermione) You guys really want to know?
(Lavender) You have NO idea how bad we want to know!
(Hermione) Oh fine then! Well you guys aren't supposed to know so if you blurt this out to anyone I will… break Ron and Harry's 'bobbers' so YOU wont have any physical pleasure at all!
(Pavarti) Oh NO! Please don't do that! We promise not to tell and we swear on Ron and Harry's 'bobbers'!
(Hermione) ~giggles~ ok… they said that they'll ask you out sometime today…
(Lavender) Wow! Really?!? YAY! I've got to tell Alexandra this!
(Hermione) I guess Lavender wants Harry's 'bobber' in a glass jar!
(Pavarti) Poor, poor, Harry…
(Hermione) exactly!
(Lavender) AHH!! No!! Please don't do that!! I wont tell her!
(Hermione) Ok… I don't really feel like doing all that 'hard' work anyways!
(Pavarti) ~giggles~ Well the bell is about to ring so I'll stop writing right now! See you guys in Herbology!
(Hermione) Yeah-same here!
(Lavender) ok… c ya guys… we'll continue our conversation another time!
When the bell rang, the three ran quickly to the hall and released their laughs that they were holding in.
