Disclaimer: Sariah: Since Marik has not read this fic, I'll just do the disclaimer. Besides, he's asleep. Well, I don't own Yu- Gi- Oh. Just read; you'll like it.

SIDE NOTE: I don't know WHY I had to write this. This was the WEIRDEST thing I've ever done in my life. Or at least, I think so. Well, read on!

Dragaria: And... click!

Sariah: Did you send it?

Dragaria: Yes, but if Yami doesn't like it, I'll have to kill you. Or send you to the Shadow Realm; whichever I prefer.

Sariah: Shut up! You DID send it to EVERYONE, didn't you?

Dragaria: *sighs* Of course I did.

Meanwhile...

Yami: Hey, Yugi!!! Your digital box is making noises again!!!

Yugi: *runs into the room* I told you, Yami, it's a computer! And I have an email!

Yami: Hey! It's a quiz! About us!

Yugi: "Which Yu- Gi- Oh Character Are You?" Hmm. Well, that's obvious. I'm Yugi.

Yami: Oh, come on!! Take it, take it, take it!!!!

Yugi: Why, are you going to take it?

Yami: Yes!!!! Yes I am!!!!!

Yugi: *sighs* Well, I don't see the point, but... okay!

Meanwhile...

Bakura: Augh; Ryou, you have ANOTHER email.

Ryou: Who is it from?

Bakura: I don't know; what, do you think I'm going to READ it?

Ryou: *walks into the room* I wouldn't be surprised. Hmm. It looks like a quiz!

Bakura: "Which Yu- Gi- Oh Character Are You?" Sheesh. How pointless is that? I am a spirit who will obtain all the Millennium Items, and YOU are my whiny lighter half.

Ryou: Oh, shut up. Who was the one last night that I had to not only calm down, but run down to the toy store and buy an extra- special, yellow and red, fluffy teddy bear for, as you so childishly worded?

Bakura: Alright, fine. Take the dumb quiz.

Ryou: Well, you're taking it, too, for fun. Or I'll tell everyone on broadcast radio about Mr. Fluffy- Kun.

Bakura: *blushes* Fine, fine.

Meanwhile...

Ishizu: Ooh! A quiz!

Marik: What are you doing on my computer, Ishizu?!

Ishizu: You had an email, so I looked at it. It's a quiz!!! It looks fun!

Marik: "Which Yu- Gi- Oh Character Are You?" Oh, please! That is such a dumb question!

Ishizu: Oh come on, baby brother!!! Let's take it!!!!

Marik: It told you not to call me your baby brother!!! It's very embarrassing!!

Ishizu: Oh, nobody's here except you and me! Let's take it!!

Malik: Sounds fun.

Ishizu: Hey!! You didn't tell me HE was here!

Malik: Too bad. I'm taking it, too!!

Marik: *helplessly* I can't win! Fine, I'll take it.

Meanwhile...

Serenity: Hey, big brother!!! Tristan!

Joey: *dashes into the room* What is it, sis?

Tristan: Yeah! *dashes into the room, crashing into the sofa in the process* What's up?

Serenity: Someone sent us all a quiz! See?

Joey: "Which Yu- Gi- Oh Character Are You?" Are they nuts?

Tristan: Yeah! I mean, seriously! I'm obviously Tristan Taylor, Serenity's boyfriend!

Joey: *pounds Tristan on the head* You are NOT her boyfriend! And if anyone asks, I said so!!

Tristan: @_@ Yes, sir...

Serenity: Let's just take it, for laughs.

Joey: Eh, alright. But just for laughs.

Tristan: I'm in!

Serenity: ^_^ Okay!

Meanwhile...

Mokuba: Seto! You got another email!

Kaiba: *walks into the room* Oh, great. Who is it this time?

Mokuba: Um... I dunno, Seto. But they sent us a quiz!

Kaiba: A quiz? How ridiculous. Delete it, Mokuba.

Mokuba: But, big brother! It looks fun! See? It says: "Which Yu- Gi- Oh Character Are You?"

Kaiba: Now THAT is ridiculous. If I didn't know the answer to that question, then I'd be dumber than Yugi's stupid friend, Tristan.

Mokuba: *uses huge, chibi eyes* Pleeeeaaaaassssseeee, Setoooooooo?

Seto: *cringes* Oh, alright. But I won't guarantee that I'm going to like it.

Mokuba: Yay!!!!!

Meanwhile...

Mai: Hey, Tea! Come look at this!

Tea: Look at what?

Mai: Someone sent you an email, you dork. It looks like a quiz!

Tea: *thinking* Ooh! I hope it's one of those destined lover quizzes!

Mai: See? "Which Yu- Gi- Oh Character Are You?"

Tea: That's stupid. Who'd send us THAT?

Mai: I dunno, but I'm betting it'll be funny if we try it.

Tea: Okay. Let's do it!

Back at my house...

Dragaria: Well, let's hope this is entertaining. You've got the online camera, right?

Sariah: It's all hooked up! Now, we just have to wait for them to take the quiz, and presto! We have home videos! ^_^

Dragario: Something tells me they aren't going to like it.

Dragaria: Yeah, I just get this NAGGING feeling. You're sure this is good, right, Sariah?

Sariah: They won't like it, but it'll be good. Just wait and see.

(VIEW QUIZ)

Well, first off, how're you doing?

Why do you care? (Kaiba's answer)

Fine, but you won't be once I'm done with you. (Bakura's and Marik's answer)

A little... hungry. (Joey's and Malik's answer, though for different reasons)

I'm doing well. And you? (Yugi's, Yami's, Ishizu's, and Ryou's answer)

Really good! (Mokuba's and Tristan's answer)

Alive and kicking. (Mai's and Serenity's answer, though for slightly different reasons)

Happy! Let's be friends! (Tea's answer)

Now that that's cleared, what's your favorite game?

Duel Monsters, of course. (Kaiba's, Yugi's, Yami's, Joey's, and Mai's answer)

Is torture a game? (Bakura's and Marik's answer)

Riddles. I like to speak in them. ^_^ (Ishizu's answer)

The game of love is my game! (Tristan's answer)

Video games! ^_^ (Mokuba's answer)

Something that I can play with a friend. (Tea's, Ryou's, and Malik's answer, though Malik had a different reason for it)

A nice, family- oriented one. I love my family. ^_^ (Serenity's answer)

What's your favorite monster?

The Dark Magician! (Yugi's and Yami's answer)

Magician of Faith! (Tea's and Serenity's answer)

Harpie Lady! (Mai's answer)

The almighty Blue Eyes. (Kaiba's answer)

The Winged Dragon of Ra. (Malik's, Marik's, and Ishizu's answer, but Ishizu had a different reason)

The Red Eyes Black Dragon. (Joey's answer)

Man- Eater Bug (Mokuba's, Tristan's, Ryou's, and Bakura's answer, though for different reasons; Ryou because Change of Heart wasn't up there)

What's your favorite color?

Why should I tell you that? (Bakura's and Marik's answer)

Blue, if you must know. (Kaiba's, Tea's, and Yami's answer, though both Yami and Tea were uneasy about being rude)

Green, I think. (Joey's, Mokuba's, and Tristan's answer)

Pink. (Serenity's answer)

Purple. (Mai's and Yugi's answer)

Gold's pretty. (Ishizu's and Ryou's answer)

Blood IS a color, right?

Okay, the quiz is over.

... (Yugi's, Yami's, Ishizu's, Serenity's, and Mokuba's answer)

No, duh. (Mai's, Marik's, and Bakura's answer)

Do you have some sort of fetish for asking pointless questions? (Kaiba's answer)

Um... ta- da? (Joey's and Tristan's answer)

Okay, then. (Ryou's answer)

WOW, thank YOU Almighty Stater of the Obvious! (no one)

Good. Now, time to meet some friends for dinner. (Tea's and Malik's answer; Malik for a VERY different reason)

Sariah: Now, it's time to see the results...

SIDE NOTE: That, my friends, is where I leave you. Review as soon as you can, and I will get back to the results as soon as I can! Later!