Kali: I got this idea when I got my cat last night and I was bringing it home. ^^ Kurama: What are you going to do to us? Kali: *Cackles* You'll see.... AH! *Her cat jumps up onto her mouse and its on it* NOOO! *The cat jumps onto the keyboard aisydasuhasd* Amber quit it! *Her cat, Amber, starts yeowling* O_o Kurama: ^-^; *Trys to get away but trips over Kali's cat which seems to be stalking him* Kali: *Grin* I don't own YYH unfortunitly and if I did I wouldn't let any one else seem Kurama and Hiei but me... and I would probably be dead. XD

Smiling Kurama enters his house after wrestling with the knob, while trying not to drop a amber colored bundle. Finally enter the house her puts the bundle down revealing a orange tabby with amber eyes. The cat blinks and looks around before ramming its head against Kuramas leg and rubbing itself against him. His smile broaded as it gives a soft meow and pads off to explore. He looks down at his sleeves which are midly clawed.

As he enters the family room he spots the cat on the window sill swating at a bird on the other side of the window. He chuckles and the cat looks at him as if to say he is mean. He hears the door bell and walks to the front and opens it to find Yusuke and Kuwabara. He smiles, "Hey. What are you guys doing here?" Yusuke grins, "Bored to death." Kurama blinks as he hears a shout behind him.

"KITTY!" Kurama turns around to find Kuwabara trying to pet his new cat, which he named Amber. Kurama blinks, "Uh Kuwabara I wouldn't do....." He sweat drops as Amber hises and pounces on Kuwabara's back and claws him. She sinks her teeth into his neck and darts off. Kuwabara lays on the ground. @.@ Yusuke begins to laugh hard enough to fall over. Kumara sighs and another sweat drop appears by his head. ^-^;;

After a while Kurama manages to coax Amber downstairs again but the cat keesp far from Kuwabara and makes sure to rub herself against Kurama ever 5 seconds and Yusuke every 11 seconds. Kuwabara stares at the cat like a hungry dog, "Kit..." Before he can finish Amber is on him clawing at his face. Kuwabara screams and his chair falls back. Kurama sweatdrops.... again and silent cheers Amber.

After coaxing Amber out of the closet Kurama convinces the mauled Kuwabara not to pet Amber for a while. He begins to make dinner after inviting Yusuke and Kuwabara to stay over for a while, as long as Amber doesn't maul Kuwabara again.

Once dinner was ready Kurama went upstairs to open his window. He had seen a storm approching on the weather report and figured if Hiei was in the area he would probably need some where dry. He padded back down stairs in his barefeet to find Kuwabara sprawled on the floor again. Kurama shooks his head nad picked up Amber who began purring and rubbing against his chin.

"Guess I'll put her up stairs in my room for Kuwabara's health" Yusuke nodded, "I swear he will never learn..." Kurama chuckled and gently held the cat as he went upstairs and set the cat on his bed before shutting the door and going back down stairs to serve the food. After dinner Yusuke was slouched in the chair, "Damn that was good..." Kurama smirked, "So burned any kitchens lately?" Yusuke shoot Kurama a dark look, "I didn't mean to set the kitchen of fire! Keiko's directions were confusing okay?"

Kuwabara grinned evilly, "Its not that hard to turn the knob with OUT ripping it of Urameshi." Yusuke growled at Kuwabara and after threatening to let Amber out Kuwabara stopped. A thud upstairs caught Kurama's attention. "Damn animal! Get away!" Yusuke blinked and grins at Kurama, "Should of told me you and Hiei were going at it." Kurama paled and quickly turned red, "He wasn't over here when you came!" Yusuke smirks and shruggs, "What ever you say Kurama."

After a few more thuds and curses Kiei appeared with Amber rubbing all over his legs. He glowers at Kurama and picks the cat up but the scruff, "Whats this?" Kurama smiles, "Its a cat. A pet. You know, like dogs only more independent." Kuwabara stood, "KITTY!" Yusuke sighed and Kurama just waited for the inevitable. Amber hissed at Kuwabara approched. Hiei felt Amber struggle to get free. He dropped her on the floor and she crouched in Kuwabara's direction and he ran towards her.

Hiei watched a small smirk on his face as once again Kuwabara was mauled to a bloody pulp by Amber. Kurama stood and helped Kuwabara up, "I really think you should stay away from her." Amber stood on her hind legs her front paws on Kuramas leg. He smiled and picked her up. The cat was tiny about half grown. He set her on his shoulder not minding the small pricks of her claws as she held on. She looked at Hiei suspicious before purring and rubbing against Kurama's face and he started the dishes.

Yusuke grinned at Hiei, "SO... what do you think of the cat?" Hiei glared at him, "It's annoying." Yusuke chuckled and turned to Kurama, "So what did you name it?" With out giving Yusuke a glance, "Her name is Amber." Yusuke nodded, "Cool. SO Hiei.... what have you been up to?" Hiei walked off with out a answer and sat on the floor leaning against the wall. He eyed the cat and then Kuwabara. He gave another smirk at the mauled, bitten, bleeding ningen.

After another 2 hours of watch Kuwabara and Amber fight and making cracks at carrot top Yusuke and Kitty Boy left complaining about having to go to school the next day. Kurama yawned slightly and said good bye to his friend before returning to the family room. He looked over at Hiei and he flopped down. The youkai looked ticked at the cat that was rubbing against him and meowing. He swatted at Amber with a growl, "Get away now... or I'll kill you." Kurama smirked, "She can't understand you."

With a growl Hiei snapped, "I know that." The two sat in silence for a while as Amber retreated back to Kurama. Suddenly the kitsune spoke, "Rats. I forgot to go back and get her food. Hiei watch her and try not to kill her while I'm gone." Before he could protest Kurama had gotten his coat and went out the door. Hiei could swear the cat was smirking at him, a evil look in her eyes. This was going to be a long night.

Hiei stood to rummage threw Kurama's fridge for SweetSnow when he felt something bump into him. He looked down to see his black pants covered in amber fur, some still attached to the cat, some not. He growled and pushed Amber away with his foot, "Get away stupid thing." He was about half way to the fridge before Amber was at his feet again and he fell flat on his face. He snarled and pulled out his katana slashing at the cat which had now darted away.

He finally reached the fridge dusty and furry but he had made it. He found so SweetSnow in the fridge and took it out managing to find a spoon in one of the draws. He got a spoonful and almost had it to his mouth when Amber rub again his arm sending the SweetSnow to his nose. He snorted and coughed as some went up his nose. He growled, "Damn beast." He grabbed for the cat but she was on the floor rubbing against his leg.

His brow twitched in anger and he kicked at the cat. Amber once again evaded his attack. So this went for a while till finally Hiei grabbed the cat and stormed up the stairs. Hold the cat out the open window he turned it upside down and dropped it... not knowing cats always land on the feet. Hiei blinked surprised as the cat turned over in midair and landed safely on the ground.

Growling he stormed outside and grabbed the cat and tied its legs with dental floss.... It was all he could find HONEST! He went back to the upstairs window and held the cat out on her back and dropped her again. She flipped over again some how getting out of the dental floss and landing safely... again. Enraged the fire demon scowered the house further finding rope in the basement under the spare bed... which at the time he didn't understand the point of that. ^_~ After tying the cat into a ball he flung it out the window.

Going down stairs satisfied he sat on the couch with a yawn. He began to polish his katana when 10 minutes later there was a scratching at the door. A growl rumbled in his throat, "It can't be..." Sure enough he opened the door and there was a soaking cat. Amber meowed loudly and leaped at Hiei. Clinging to his shirt she rubbed herself dry as he tried unsuccessfully to get the cat off trying. He muttered and slammed the door trudging back to the couch and flopping down. Amber detached herself from his shirt and sat in his lap purring.

Unconsciously he began to rub her head. Her purring got louder and her paws started knedding his pants. Soon her claws extend, "AH! DAMN FELINE!" He stood dumping the cat on the floor.... it landed on its feet of coarse. He looked down at his shredded pants and mildly bleeding scratched up legs. He glowered at the cat and it met his gaze levelly. He sat back down this time deciding not to try to kill the cat... for now. After more scratching, rubbing, and cursing Hiei couldn't stand it. He locked the cat in the oven and turned the heat on. He grinned evilly and padded off.

A few minute later his eyes shot open as his felt a heavy thing land on his stomach. He gapped at Amber who was sitting on his looking proud. He looked over to find the oven open.... and one of Kurama's towels on fire. He shoved the cat up before scrambling into the kitchen and shutting the oven. He turned on the sink and threw the flaming towel in not bothered by the heat at all excepted when his sleeve caught on fire. He growled and tried to pat it out when Amber began rubbing against his legs, "Not now fucking cat!" He turned on the water putting up his sleeve fire and managed to get away from the cat with out tripping.

Laying on the couch again he noticed after a few minutes that Amber wasn't pestering him. He gave a smirk of satisfaction but after another few minutes he got curious. He stood and started a search for the annoying feline. After a while his search came up as a negative. He began to get a tad worried realizing if he lost Amber or what ever her name was Kurama would be very pissed. Finally he found the cat under Kurama's bed.

Spotting Hiei, Amber slinked out from under the bed and rubbed against Hiei, "So much for peace..." Picking up the cat he trudge back downstairs and lied down again he set the cat next to the couch to make sure it didn't disappear again. When he was about to fall asleep he felt a pleasant weight on his stomach and opened his eyes finding a curled gold ball of fluff on his stomach. He blinked at the snoozing cat but soon went back to sleep to tired to try and throw the cat out another window.

Walking up to the door Kurama prayed Amber and Hiei hadn't killed each yet. So far he heard no obvious problems. After struggling with the sticky lock he got the door opened and looked around. A charred towel was in the sink and drips of ice cream on the table with cat fur and a mashed box where the ice cream used to reside before it fell on the table. Kurama smirked and went to the family room setting the bag he was holding on the kitchen table.

The scene that met his eyes was sweet. Hiei sleeping peacefully on the couch with Amber curled on his stomach. Kurama smiled and leaned over and kissed Hiei on the lips smiling at the fire youkai mumbled something, "I love you Kurama." The smile of Kurama's face softened and he gave a quiet reply as he stroked Ambers head, "I know."

Kali: SO what did you think? Sucked didn't it? Any way my cat was sitting on my mouse and mouse pad until the part where Hiei shoved Amber in the oven. ^.^; Kurama: SHOVED HER IN THE OVEN!? *He clutches Kali's cat which seems to like him far better then Kali* Hiei: She was damn annoying. *He pets Kurama's cat which look like a clone of Kali's. He realizes what he is doing and shoves the cat away* Damn thing... Kurama: *Smirks at Hiei forgetting about the oven* Kali: *Steals her cat back from Kurama* R&R PLEASE!