Kali: Well, I wasn't planning on writting another chapter, and I wasn't after writting the first chapter either, which is why both I made end with a bit of a "The End" kind of wording. But then I was reading through my reveiws and squeeing... yes Squeeing, cause so many people loved it so I said, heck with it, I guess I can slam in anotehr chapter if I work at it... A little less of the cat though, more Kurama and Hiei teasing.
Hiei: Oh joy
Kurama: Yes... I'm so excited I could kill myself...
Hiei: Oo
Kurama: *Thwacks Hiei* Not really!
Kali and Hiei: *Start breathing again*
Amber: *Shifty eyes. Zips by adn rubs on Hiei's legs as she does so*
Kali and Kurama: *Each nab on of Hiei's arms as he tried to run past to get the cat*
Kali: XD Some people never learn... *Shifty eyes*
Disclaimer: Don't own the story. Oo I own the cat though... I also own the world of "101 ways to kill Amber" ^^; you'll see. Oh yeah, I don't own cling wrap or windex either... *Cough* O.O If they have either in Japan... We can always say they do
~ = thoughts
Kali:I'm gonna put some of the stuff she has done to me into this fic. XD I'll tell you when that happens. ugh... I read back through and I REALLY need to write in PAST tense... present tense sounds odd... O.O Dear God... I'M USING SCHOOL TERMS! *Screams*
Kurama: -_-'
Hiei: *Snickers and watchs as Kali bashes her head on a wall*
Kali: *Bashes her head some* *cough* Any way, there might be some OOCness on Hiei and Kurama's part, more Hiei then Kurama, sorry bout that... Hopefully it will be jsut as humorous, I got a few funny ideas popping in my head a second again and Tori(Haiku) *pets Tori* gave me a good idea.
Kurama and Hiei: ... After what Tori did last night in the chat with Rune and Lykouleon and your son Corbett are you SURE trusting her is a good idea?
Kali: *Rolls eyes* Her and Corbett only possessed them and made them wake up after they made them take off their clothes and hug! XD Not like Kurama didn't scare Rune by talking through the vents while him and Hi-- *Note appearance of duct tape over Kali's mouth*
Kurama: ^^; So Kali, Have any urges to type?
Kali: *Muffled hissing noises*
Haiku: O.O AH NO! BOB! *Shrieks and hides from Bob, Tori's female pickle monster cousin*
Margarette BlacK: Well, I said this is a YOAI fic which means malexmale relationships. There will be more hugging, kissing, and snuggling in this one so brace yourself
Kaori: ^^; Well I wasn't going to write more, but I guess I am now
Shadowolf: ^^ Thanks, basically the same thing I was saying to Kaori applies to you, lol
Pai: O.O ... Enough said *Runs*
Menolly: *Bites Windows and rants at it* WENCH! ^^; Any way, Thankies
Mindmelda: XD Glad I could please you. Oo Being I'm still in highschool and you seem to be far older by teh fact that your married. *Bites her school* I only have 3 weeks or less left of freedom.
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Hiei was awoken to the most annoying beeping noise that could possibly exist. He grummbled and shoke Kurama's shoulder, blinking his eyes open. Kurama grummbled and continued his death grip on Hiei while burrying his face back in Hiei. Hiei gave a half hearted glare before prying off Kurama. Kurama mummbled more and reached over to his nightstand as Hiei climbed out of bed. Just as Kurama turned teh alarm off Hiei stepped down, and Kurama yelped when a shrill yeowl filled the air. Amber claw at the foot that landed on her before leaping into the bed and hissing at Hiei. Kurama blinked and rubbed at his eyes, "What a lovely wake up call..."
Hiei cursed from his spot on the floor. he hand been starting to stand when he stepped on the poor cat. The sudden noise and jolt from under his foot caused him to topple over, and the fact that he had just woken up hadn't helped. Kurama peeered over the edge of the bed and grinned, he was petting Amber who was lying beside him, her eyes twinkling as if she were grinning. Hiei glared up at the two, "Kurama, if you put the cat there on--" Kurama snickered, "No silly, I was still asleep. Knowing you, you would have noticed if I had gotten up to go and get the cat in the first place." He was rewarded with a mutter as the jaganshi got back on his feet.
Kurama stretched and climbed off the bed stepping down onto the ground. Amber had curled up on the warm spots left of the bed, snoozing again. Kurama smiled and rubbed her head. That seemed to start up the motor in the little cat. Kurama had found out that Amber was a munchin cat.(Oo I found out from my sister that she is) Munchin Cats were about the size of a 3/4 grown cat. They had small heads and stubby legs, but fat tails and big bodies. They were adoribly cute though. It as almost like having a adult cat in a kittens body for life. Hiei had taken to calling the cat a fluffy diformed rat last night. Kurama snickered again before paddin into his bathroom.
He flicked on the light and tugged off his pj's pulling back the curtin shower and turned on the water, climbing in. He rubbed his hair getting it damp, the warm water waking him up but still giving that pleasent feeling of still being partically asleep. Kurama leaned back as he felt--
(*Crack!*
Kali: OW! What was that for!?
Kurama: -_-' No lemons...
Kali: But you li--
Kurama: PG-13!
Kali: O.O Yes sir)
strong arms wrap around his torse. Hiei buried his face into Kurama's back. He--
(*Crack!*
Kurama: I SAID NO LEMONS!
Kali: Sorry! *Whimpers* But it sooooo tempting!
Hiei: *Pulls out katana*
Kali: O.O Okay, I swear, no lemons! I'll get him out of the shower now... *Takes keyboard with her under the desk and hides there for the rest of the story*)
Kurama poured shampoo into his hair and rubbed it in before rising it out. After washing the rest of his body he climbed out of the shower wringing his hair out slightly and wrapping a towel around his waist. He began dressing when he heard a crash and a long string of curses. Kurama sweatdropped and finished buttoning up his shirt before running out of the room to the stairs. There he found Hiei at the bottom of the stairs getting ready to chop the cat to peices. Kurama frowned slightly, "Hiei, we aren't having the cat for breakfast." Hiei was still grummbling curses and threats the the cat when he put away his katana. Kurama made his way back to his room thanking Inari that it was Saturday.
Hiei glanced around Kurama's house uncomfortably. He was tempted to leave, but Kurama said he wanted to go some where with Hiei, and knowing Kurama, Kurama would hunt him down if he left and drag him along any way. Hiei finally opted for settling himself that the kitchen table.(This was written the next day. I asked my mother for breakfast(I'm 14 1/2) and she gave me a handful of peanuts Oo) Soon after Kurama entered the kitchen, Amber trotting after his heels meowing her head off. Just like the other morning Kurama pulled out the container of cat food and poured some in the bowl before putting it back, giving her fresh water, and then starting breakfast for the two of them.
The two were silent, only the cats crunching and Kurama's cooking breaking the silence. Kurama had placed a glass of milk infront of Hiei, Hiei had yet to drink from it yet. Kurama merely glared at it, as if trying to will it to explode with his eyes. Soon Amber was done and silently she leapt onto the able, softly padding over the plates and glasses. She stared at Hiei for a moment, debating weather to rub onhis face or not. After a nasty glare she diverted her attention to the milk and started to lap it up. Hiei growled slightly and swatted at her, "Get." The cat made a annoyed meow andleatp back as Hiei's haand missed her and hit the glass knocking it over. Kurama wasn't sure if he should be annoyed, or snickering.
He settled for a smirk as he slid some pancakes onto Hiei's plate and went to get paper towels. Amber was contently washing up the milk on the floor with her tongue. Hiei gave the caat a dark glare before pouring on tons of syrup and shoveling the pancakes into his mouth. Kurama stepped back it and blinked before his eyes started watering with his effort not to laugh. It just looked so funny. When it seemed that it wasn't possible for Hiei to fit any more pancakes in his mouth the fire demon would put more in. Then there was milk dripping onto his lap and the floor, with the cat lapping it up, and then syrup all over Hiei's chin and the plate. Finally Hiei noticed Kurama and looked up and thats when Kurama broke.
Kurama burst out laughing, earning one of Hiei's darkest glares. Kurama finally managed to stop and opened his eyes before bursting out laughing agian. There was Hiei glaring at him with bulging cheeks and syrup on his chin. He looked like a pissed chipmunk. Hiei finally swollowed the pancakes in one gulp, some how, and growled. "Whats so funny kitsune?" Kurama finally stopped and whipped at his eyes, "Sorry... its just..." Kurama bit his lip and hid another round of laughter behind his hand before he sat across from Hiei and began eating. Every time her looked up at Hiei he would get this annoying grin that was starting to piss Hiei off. Hiei muttered and finished his food before starting to get up.
He growled as suddenly Amber hoped up on the table and began sniffing his face. Hiei glared, "What do you want?" Amber, semming to love the smell of Hiei's breath started to lick his lip. Hiei hissed, but before he could swat her away Amber latched down on his lower lip. Hiei yelped and swatted at the cat. Kurama yelped and got up, running to pull Amber off Hiei. By the time he got around the table Amber was clawing at the poor koorime's face.(-_-' That really happened... I was eating and she liked the smell of my food and bit my lip and started mauling my face... Blasted cat) Hiei was tempted to break the cats neck, but Kurama would be pissed... He would have to wait until Kurama left. Fianlly Kurama pulled the hunry cat away from Hiei's face and whinced.
Hiei had a bite on his lip and 7 or so long scratches down his face. Kurama quickly ran with the cat up stairs before Hiei fried it, Kurama and all. Hissing Hiei licked his lip, trying to get rid of all the blood. Kurama came back down stairs wet cloth in hand and began to whipe Hiei's face, much to his protests. "I can do this myself you know." He swatted at Kurama's hand, which kept whipping his face any way, eventually leading Hiei to give up and settle of glaring at random objects as if it was their fault. Kurama sighed and shook his head, "Sorry about that... I didn't think shew as going to maul you... Maybe it would be best to declaw her front paws..." Kurama seemed to shiver slightly at that. Being a "small" furry animal himself as a demon, being with out claws was a bit unnerving.
Shrugging Hiei grummbled something that Kurama couldn't pick up. Kurama smile and gave him a soft kiss, standing up from his kneeling spot on the floor. "I have to go get food and what not, Please DON'T kill the cat while I'm gone. Hiei?" Hiei blinked, coming back to teh real world from, "The land of 101 ways to kill Amber" He nodded, I mean heck, if he didn't say yes it wasn't REALLY lying... was it? He mentally shrugged, and stiffened slightly as Kurama hugged him. He relaxed and gave a soft hug back, acccepting and responding to another kiss before Kurama stepped out the door. Hiei stood there for a good 20 minutes or so staring blankly at the wall, visiting "101 ways to kill Amber" land no doubt. Cautiously Amber peered around the corner, seeming to almost tip toe around the house.
Just as she thought she was to safety a black blur zipped by and nabbed her up. She gave a yeowl of suprise and struggled for a moment before she relized it was Hiei and started to purr. Hiei snorted, "Suck up..." Stepping outside he glanced around, just to make sure that Kurama wasn't spying on him to make sure that Hiei really wasn't going to kill the cat before he stepped over to the neighbors dog. Thank God for neighbors and their love for dogs. Smelling the dog Amber yeowled and clawed and bit at Hiei's hands. Hiei growled and turned, tossing the cat over his shoulder, and the fence, before running back to the house and slamming the door shut. He grinned, now he could blame it all on the dog, hopefully Kurama couldn't smell lies in his human form.
Hiei settled on the couch starting to drift off as a annoying scratching sound began to come from the door. He frowned... ~Please... No...~ Hiei slowly sat up, teh scratching getting louder. He sighed and opened teh door to find a angry, sloberly, hissing cat at the door. He was about the slam the door when the cat slipped back in. He cursed and nabbed the cat, who now deffinitly didn't trust him. She hissed and yeowled. Nabbing the nearest thing, happening to be cling wrap, he wrapped the cats body up and left the peeved cat in the sink. Hiei disappearing in a balck blur after stepping outside made his way to Yuusukes, maybe Yuusuke wanted a immortal cat, and if Kurama ever found out he could always say Yuusuke catnapped Amber... Alright... so maybe that wouldn't work... but he could ask Yuusuke any how.
.:*:.
Yuusuke cursed as the doorbell to his apartment rang. Sighing he set down the bottle of windex bottle and made his way to door. Pulling it open he blinked at the mauled, very pissed Hiei. "Hey Hiei... Piss off Kurama or something?" He snickered at the though of a silver fox mauling Hiei for some silly comment. He blinked as Hiei growled, "No. Its the damned cat." Yuusuke blinked and snickered. Hiei and the cat seemed to have real serious issues. "Try getting a divorce Hiei. Works wonders... Except for my mom..." He grummbled the last bit before stepping aside to allow the jaganshi in. Hiei's eye twitched lightly before he walked in, Yuusuke let out the breath he had been holding as Hiei didn't seem intent on killing him... or atleast he hoped. As Yuusuke made his way back intot he kitchen he let out a string of curses.
Hiei raised a eyebrow. "Whats your problem?" "ANTS! The stupid things keep coming! I swear, its like they have thousands are are purposfully letting one out at a time to drive me insane!" Sure enough on the counter was a little line of ants, marching along, some holding crumbs. Yuusuke swipped up the windex bottle and began to spary furiously at the little bugs. Almost instantly they seemed to paralize, or die. (Oo Ever notice that Windex seems to paralize bugs? Expecially spiders?) Hiei blinked as Yuusuke then whipped up the ants easily. Then it hit him, ~THATS IT!~ Yuusuke let out a yelp as Hiei snatched the windex from him and leapt out the open kitchen window in a black blur. Yuusuke shrieked and half leapt out the window shaking his fist, "BRING BACK THE WINDEX! DAMN IT HIEI!"
Letting out another shriek Yuusuke started slapping at the counter where more ants had begun to swarm, "Dang it! I needed that Windex!"
.:*:.
Hiei quickly entered the house, slamming the door behind him. His eyes darted around before finally settling upon the cat. Amber seemed to blink up at him innocently and Hiei grinned evilly. Before the cat could react he pounced on her, unscrewed the bottle of windex, and dumped it on the cat. Amber shrieked and yeowled in anger and suprised, maule dhte jaganshi before darting off. Hiei stummbled around, in a daze from teh rush of fumes, He heard a thump and looked over to see that the cat had run into the wall. Both cat and demon were now seemingly high off windex, and both drenched in it. Hiie giggled and tried to run over to Amber, but slipped on a puddle of windex and fell on his back. Falling caused a splash, making windex get in his many cuts. Shrieking Hiei beat at his face, "IT BURNS!"
Amber was currently rolling around in a puddle of windex batting at her reflection and hissing when ever windex splashed on her. Hiei eventually managed to get up, his face only having a dull burning feeling and not the sharp pain from before. He shook his head trying to get out of his high. Slowly the world came back to normal and Hiei held his aching head. "Ugh..." He glared at teh cat, who was still on its own high. Stalking off Hiei began rummaging through Kurama's pantry. His face lit up slightly when he found something that might be of use. PUlling out the box, he grabbed teh end of the clear plastic and pulled like he had seen Kurama do many times before. After a moment he growled, this was taking too long. opening up what appeared to be a box of plastic wrap he pulled out the whole tube.
He grabbed amber and swiftly began wrapping her up in it. Amber, still on a high from the windex, only have a half hearted hiss, and tried batting at the plastic. Soon though she seemed to come back to reality when she relized she could no longer move. She hissed and wriggled, but it was of no use. Hiei smirked and was about to place the cat in the freezer when the front door opened. Hiei paled, it was Kurama! Hiei quickly shoved teh cat in and ran to go get paper towels. He stopped in his tracks and ran back to get the cat before bolting up the stairs. Kurama would check the freezer sometime today most likly, and Hiei didn't want to get caught. He quickly unwrapped the throughly pissed cat and shoved her under Kurama's bed around getting clawed before he quickly shut the door and scurried back down the stairs.
He sweatdropped slightly when he found a angry Kurama glaring at him from his spot sprawled out on the floor in a puddle of windex. "Hiei... do you mind explaining the windex?" Hiei fidgeted, "There were ants?" Kurama frowned slightly. He had called the exterminator in 5 days ago. He sighed slightly, you couldn't trust even exterminators now a days. Sighing he stood up and get his bag down by the couch. "I'm gonna go change." Hiei paled and tackled Kurama, "Don't go!" Kurama blinekd bewildered. "Eh? Hiei are you okay?" Hiei blinked trying ot think up a excuse. He settled for clinging to Kurama and giving him a big kiss. Kurama made a muffled yelp adn flailed his arms slightly. Hiei blinke dand pulled away pouting, "What did I do?" Kurama whipped his mouth and Hiei looked hurt.
Kurama gave him the "don't give me that look" expression. "Silly Jaganshi... You have windex on your lips, I don't want to go to the hopsital." Hiei sweatdropped, "Eh, sorry..." Kurama sighed, "You need a shower... Go take one while I change okay?" Hiei looked around and cling to Kurama again, "Can you take a shower with me?"
(KUrama: Kali...
Kali: O.O No lemons I swear! Hiei is just trying to distract you--
Kurama: Distract me? *Gives Hiei the parental look*
Hiei: *Glares at Kali* Baka onna
Kali: ^^; Eh heh... whoops?)
Kurama smiled slightly and ruffled his hair, "I will, but I need to get my clothes first Hiei." Kurama frowned at Hiei's nervous look and his tone, "I can get them for you!" Kurama sighed and rested his forehead on Hiei's looking the fire demon in the eyes. "Alright firefly, what are you hiding?" Hiei blinked and stared right back, hoping his bluff would work, "Nothing, I just want to be helpful and spend time with you." Kurama chuckled slightly pulling back. At this point Kurama was sitting up, and Hiei was basically in his lap. "If you want to be helpful, you can let me get my clothes and clean up this windex." Hiei sulked, there was no getting out of this... he could always hide out at Yuusukes, but then again the boy would want the windex back... He could stay at Mukuro's... Hiei shivered.
Just the thought of the woman hitting on him and trying to suduce him threw that idea out the window, and there was NO WAY in hell he was going to stay with kuwabara. Hiei yelped as he relized that while he was in this thoughts, Kurama was already up the stairs and at his door. Hiei quickly locked himself in the when he heard Kurama yelp and Amber yeowl. Kurama quickly picked up the now blue tinted cat. "HIEI!" Hiei whinced, he guessed that shower was out of the question. "Kurama sighed and locked hismelf and the catin the bathroom. Amber was probably gonna mangle him, but she seriously needed a bath. If she tried to lick herself clean she would get dangerously ill, and the windex couldn't be good for her skin and fur. He filled the bath, noting the nervous pacing of the cat by the door.
He mvoed quick and grabebd the cat, holding her a inch above the water, and then dropped her in. The water was only about 6 inches deep, but Amber managed to splash it every were. She gave a pitiful meow as she eventually found she couldn't get out of the water. Kurama sighed, rubbing her fur to get the windex out, "Sorry baby... But you need it." He was answered by a hiss and he sweat dropped slightly. Smiling slightly get gained a mischevious tone, "We can get that trouble making fire demon back later." Amber seemed to almost grin as Kurama spoke. The fox smiled, there was more to this cat then met the eye.
.:*:.
Hiei frowned and sat down at the kitchen table. Kurama had been upstairs with that cat for about 8 hours now. Hiei sighed, he didn't really think Kurama would be that angry. He glanced over at the clock. Kurama had taught him how to read it a while ago. It said 7 0 9. He frowned nad glanced out the window too see it was dark. It was AM then... or was that PM? He frowned and shrugged, it was night time, and that was all that mattered. He sighed and folded his arms on the table, resting his chin on his arms. He perked up though as the sound of Kurama coming down the stairs come to his ears. Hiei scuffled intot he hall way and blinked when he found Kurama wasn't there. Giving a yelp Hiei fell back as a heavy weight landed on him. Blinking up at two pairs of eyes, one set amber, the other green, Hiei growled.
"And what are you doing?" Kurama grinned, "Getting back at you for drenching my cat in windex." Kurama gave a evil smirk and Hiei frowned, he didn't like that look. Hiei yelped and squirmed as he felt Kurama's fingers poke his sides. Frowning he tried to think of what Kurama had called it... Oh yes, tickling. Hiei yelped and batted at Kurama's hands, but they were quickly pinned by a playful, slightly fluffed up cat. Hiei's tightened his jaw trying not to laugh, his face turning red. It was starting to get kind of hard to stop from laughing though. Soon both cat and owner were rewarded but slightly strained hysterical laughs. Kurama grinned and sat back, watching as Hiei calmed and pouted up at him. There were a few black tear gems sitting by the koorimes eyes thanks to Kurama's efforts.
Placing a finger on his chin, Kurama pretended to be in thought. "Now... weather or not to give you dinner..." Hiei glowered slightly, "If you starve me I eat the cat." Kurama pressed his finger on Hiei's nose, "Eatthe cat, and youko eats you." Hiei blinked, grinning, showing off his sharp fangs. "What kind of ea--"
(*Crack*
Kurama: KALI!
Kali: *Whimpers* Sorry!
Hiei: Damned hentai...)
Hiei made a face, then made a fake wheeze. "Can you get off?" KUrama gave a pout, "Well if you gonna call me fat, then you deffinitly don't get fed." Hiei yelped, "I didn't mean you were fat!" Kurama managed to make up fake tears. "You don't like me..." His expression then changed to thoughtful, "Well if I'm fat... then I guess I shouldn't eat either." Hiei growled and grabbed Kurama's collar, pulling him forward, "You. WILL. Eat." Kurama chuckled, catching him off gaurd adn giving him a kiss, "What made you think I wasn't going to?" Hiei muttered something and shoved Kurama off him, schuffling over to teh couch and sitting down. His face turned white and Kurama blinked as he heard a muffled yeowl and Hiei shriek. Kurama sweatdropped, "The cat was on the couch Hiei...."
Growling Hiei stormed up the stairs, not bothering to cover the big hole in his cloak and pants. Kurama blinked, "Hiei... is that my underwear?" Hiei blinked, trying to hide his red face, "Erm... no?" WIth that he flitted up teh stairs leaving Kurama to sweat drop and go to make dinner. Amber remained on the couch, making a new bed out of shreded pieces of Hiei's cloak and pants.
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Kali: WHOOO! SUCKY ENDING! ^^; erm, yeah... tell me what you think about it okies? yay, I feel so proud. I made a new chapter for Kurama's cat, and a new chapter for Nightmare Memories all in one day XD *Dances*
Hiei: *Plots against the cat. Note Hiei is wearing a pair of Kurama's sweatpants*
Kurama: Oo Hiei wears my underwear?
Kali: XD Yeah
Hiei: *Hisses at Kali*
Amber: *Rolling around in pieces of Hiei clothing*
Hiei: Damn it! She is getting fur on my clothes!
Kali: ^^; Light tanish orange fur on black clothes doesn't look nice... Any way, R&R!
Hiei: Oh joy
Kurama: Yes... I'm so excited I could kill myself...
Hiei: Oo
Kurama: *Thwacks Hiei* Not really!
Kali and Hiei: *Start breathing again*
Amber: *Shifty eyes. Zips by adn rubs on Hiei's legs as she does so*
Kali and Kurama: *Each nab on of Hiei's arms as he tried to run past to get the cat*
Kali: XD Some people never learn... *Shifty eyes*
Disclaimer: Don't own the story. Oo I own the cat though... I also own the world of "101 ways to kill Amber" ^^; you'll see. Oh yeah, I don't own cling wrap or windex either... *Cough* O.O If they have either in Japan... We can always say they do
~ = thoughts
Kali:I'm gonna put some of the stuff she has done to me into this fic. XD I'll tell you when that happens. ugh... I read back through and I REALLY need to write in PAST tense... present tense sounds odd... O.O Dear God... I'M USING SCHOOL TERMS! *Screams*
Kurama: -_-'
Hiei: *Snickers and watchs as Kali bashes her head on a wall*
Kali: *Bashes her head some* *cough* Any way, there might be some OOCness on Hiei and Kurama's part, more Hiei then Kurama, sorry bout that... Hopefully it will be jsut as humorous, I got a few funny ideas popping in my head a second again and Tori(Haiku) *pets Tori* gave me a good idea.
Kurama and Hiei: ... After what Tori did last night in the chat with Rune and Lykouleon and your son Corbett are you SURE trusting her is a good idea?
Kali: *Rolls eyes* Her and Corbett only possessed them and made them wake up after they made them take off their clothes and hug! XD Not like Kurama didn't scare Rune by talking through the vents while him and Hi-- *Note appearance of duct tape over Kali's mouth*
Kurama: ^^; So Kali, Have any urges to type?
Kali: *Muffled hissing noises*
Haiku: O.O AH NO! BOB! *Shrieks and hides from Bob, Tori's female pickle monster cousin*
Margarette BlacK: Well, I said this is a YOAI fic which means malexmale relationships. There will be more hugging, kissing, and snuggling in this one so brace yourself
Kaori: ^^; Well I wasn't going to write more, but I guess I am now
Shadowolf: ^^ Thanks, basically the same thing I was saying to Kaori applies to you, lol
Pai: O.O ... Enough said *Runs*
Menolly: *Bites Windows and rants at it* WENCH! ^^; Any way, Thankies
Mindmelda: XD Glad I could please you. Oo Being I'm still in highschool and you seem to be far older by teh fact that your married. *Bites her school* I only have 3 weeks or less left of freedom.
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Hiei was awoken to the most annoying beeping noise that could possibly exist. He grummbled and shoke Kurama's shoulder, blinking his eyes open. Kurama grummbled and continued his death grip on Hiei while burrying his face back in Hiei. Hiei gave a half hearted glare before prying off Kurama. Kurama mummbled more and reached over to his nightstand as Hiei climbed out of bed. Just as Kurama turned teh alarm off Hiei stepped down, and Kurama yelped when a shrill yeowl filled the air. Amber claw at the foot that landed on her before leaping into the bed and hissing at Hiei. Kurama blinked and rubbed at his eyes, "What a lovely wake up call..."
Hiei cursed from his spot on the floor. he hand been starting to stand when he stepped on the poor cat. The sudden noise and jolt from under his foot caused him to topple over, and the fact that he had just woken up hadn't helped. Kurama peeered over the edge of the bed and grinned, he was petting Amber who was lying beside him, her eyes twinkling as if she were grinning. Hiei glared up at the two, "Kurama, if you put the cat there on--" Kurama snickered, "No silly, I was still asleep. Knowing you, you would have noticed if I had gotten up to go and get the cat in the first place." He was rewarded with a mutter as the jaganshi got back on his feet.
Kurama stretched and climbed off the bed stepping down onto the ground. Amber had curled up on the warm spots left of the bed, snoozing again. Kurama smiled and rubbed her head. That seemed to start up the motor in the little cat. Kurama had found out that Amber was a munchin cat.(Oo I found out from my sister that she is) Munchin Cats were about the size of a 3/4 grown cat. They had small heads and stubby legs, but fat tails and big bodies. They were adoribly cute though. It as almost like having a adult cat in a kittens body for life. Hiei had taken to calling the cat a fluffy diformed rat last night. Kurama snickered again before paddin into his bathroom.
He flicked on the light and tugged off his pj's pulling back the curtin shower and turned on the water, climbing in. He rubbed his hair getting it damp, the warm water waking him up but still giving that pleasent feeling of still being partically asleep. Kurama leaned back as he felt--
(*Crack!*
Kali: OW! What was that for!?
Kurama: -_-' No lemons...
Kali: But you li--
Kurama: PG-13!
Kali: O.O Yes sir)
strong arms wrap around his torse. Hiei buried his face into Kurama's back. He--
(*Crack!*
Kurama: I SAID NO LEMONS!
Kali: Sorry! *Whimpers* But it sooooo tempting!
Hiei: *Pulls out katana*
Kali: O.O Okay, I swear, no lemons! I'll get him out of the shower now... *Takes keyboard with her under the desk and hides there for the rest of the story*)
Kurama poured shampoo into his hair and rubbed it in before rising it out. After washing the rest of his body he climbed out of the shower wringing his hair out slightly and wrapping a towel around his waist. He began dressing when he heard a crash and a long string of curses. Kurama sweatdropped and finished buttoning up his shirt before running out of the room to the stairs. There he found Hiei at the bottom of the stairs getting ready to chop the cat to peices. Kurama frowned slightly, "Hiei, we aren't having the cat for breakfast." Hiei was still grummbling curses and threats the the cat when he put away his katana. Kurama made his way back to his room thanking Inari that it was Saturday.
Hiei glanced around Kurama's house uncomfortably. He was tempted to leave, but Kurama said he wanted to go some where with Hiei, and knowing Kurama, Kurama would hunt him down if he left and drag him along any way. Hiei finally opted for settling himself that the kitchen table.(This was written the next day. I asked my mother for breakfast(I'm 14 1/2) and she gave me a handful of peanuts Oo) Soon after Kurama entered the kitchen, Amber trotting after his heels meowing her head off. Just like the other morning Kurama pulled out the container of cat food and poured some in the bowl before putting it back, giving her fresh water, and then starting breakfast for the two of them.
The two were silent, only the cats crunching and Kurama's cooking breaking the silence. Kurama had placed a glass of milk infront of Hiei, Hiei had yet to drink from it yet. Kurama merely glared at it, as if trying to will it to explode with his eyes. Soon Amber was done and silently she leapt onto the able, softly padding over the plates and glasses. She stared at Hiei for a moment, debating weather to rub onhis face or not. After a nasty glare she diverted her attention to the milk and started to lap it up. Hiei growled slightly and swatted at her, "Get." The cat made a annoyed meow andleatp back as Hiei's haand missed her and hit the glass knocking it over. Kurama wasn't sure if he should be annoyed, or snickering.
He settled for a smirk as he slid some pancakes onto Hiei's plate and went to get paper towels. Amber was contently washing up the milk on the floor with her tongue. Hiei gave the caat a dark glare before pouring on tons of syrup and shoveling the pancakes into his mouth. Kurama stepped back it and blinked before his eyes started watering with his effort not to laugh. It just looked so funny. When it seemed that it wasn't possible for Hiei to fit any more pancakes in his mouth the fire demon would put more in. Then there was milk dripping onto his lap and the floor, with the cat lapping it up, and then syrup all over Hiei's chin and the plate. Finally Hiei noticed Kurama and looked up and thats when Kurama broke.
Kurama burst out laughing, earning one of Hiei's darkest glares. Kurama finally managed to stop and opened his eyes before bursting out laughing agian. There was Hiei glaring at him with bulging cheeks and syrup on his chin. He looked like a pissed chipmunk. Hiei finally swollowed the pancakes in one gulp, some how, and growled. "Whats so funny kitsune?" Kurama finally stopped and whipped at his eyes, "Sorry... its just..." Kurama bit his lip and hid another round of laughter behind his hand before he sat across from Hiei and began eating. Every time her looked up at Hiei he would get this annoying grin that was starting to piss Hiei off. Hiei muttered and finished his food before starting to get up.
He growled as suddenly Amber hoped up on the table and began sniffing his face. Hiei glared, "What do you want?" Amber, semming to love the smell of Hiei's breath started to lick his lip. Hiei hissed, but before he could swat her away Amber latched down on his lower lip. Hiei yelped and swatted at the cat. Kurama yelped and got up, running to pull Amber off Hiei. By the time he got around the table Amber was clawing at the poor koorime's face.(-_-' That really happened... I was eating and she liked the smell of my food and bit my lip and started mauling my face... Blasted cat) Hiei was tempted to break the cats neck, but Kurama would be pissed... He would have to wait until Kurama left. Fianlly Kurama pulled the hunry cat away from Hiei's face and whinced.
Hiei had a bite on his lip and 7 or so long scratches down his face. Kurama quickly ran with the cat up stairs before Hiei fried it, Kurama and all. Hissing Hiei licked his lip, trying to get rid of all the blood. Kurama came back down stairs wet cloth in hand and began to whipe Hiei's face, much to his protests. "I can do this myself you know." He swatted at Kurama's hand, which kept whipping his face any way, eventually leading Hiei to give up and settle of glaring at random objects as if it was their fault. Kurama sighed and shook his head, "Sorry about that... I didn't think shew as going to maul you... Maybe it would be best to declaw her front paws..." Kurama seemed to shiver slightly at that. Being a "small" furry animal himself as a demon, being with out claws was a bit unnerving.
Shrugging Hiei grummbled something that Kurama couldn't pick up. Kurama smile and gave him a soft kiss, standing up from his kneeling spot on the floor. "I have to go get food and what not, Please DON'T kill the cat while I'm gone. Hiei?" Hiei blinked, coming back to teh real world from, "The land of 101 ways to kill Amber" He nodded, I mean heck, if he didn't say yes it wasn't REALLY lying... was it? He mentally shrugged, and stiffened slightly as Kurama hugged him. He relaxed and gave a soft hug back, acccepting and responding to another kiss before Kurama stepped out the door. Hiei stood there for a good 20 minutes or so staring blankly at the wall, visiting "101 ways to kill Amber" land no doubt. Cautiously Amber peered around the corner, seeming to almost tip toe around the house.
Just as she thought she was to safety a black blur zipped by and nabbed her up. She gave a yeowl of suprise and struggled for a moment before she relized it was Hiei and started to purr. Hiei snorted, "Suck up..." Stepping outside he glanced around, just to make sure that Kurama wasn't spying on him to make sure that Hiei really wasn't going to kill the cat before he stepped over to the neighbors dog. Thank God for neighbors and their love for dogs. Smelling the dog Amber yeowled and clawed and bit at Hiei's hands. Hiei growled and turned, tossing the cat over his shoulder, and the fence, before running back to the house and slamming the door shut. He grinned, now he could blame it all on the dog, hopefully Kurama couldn't smell lies in his human form.
Hiei settled on the couch starting to drift off as a annoying scratching sound began to come from the door. He frowned... ~Please... No...~ Hiei slowly sat up, teh scratching getting louder. He sighed and opened teh door to find a angry, sloberly, hissing cat at the door. He was about the slam the door when the cat slipped back in. He cursed and nabbed the cat, who now deffinitly didn't trust him. She hissed and yeowled. Nabbing the nearest thing, happening to be cling wrap, he wrapped the cats body up and left the peeved cat in the sink. Hiei disappearing in a balck blur after stepping outside made his way to Yuusukes, maybe Yuusuke wanted a immortal cat, and if Kurama ever found out he could always say Yuusuke catnapped Amber... Alright... so maybe that wouldn't work... but he could ask Yuusuke any how.
.:*:.
Yuusuke cursed as the doorbell to his apartment rang. Sighing he set down the bottle of windex bottle and made his way to door. Pulling it open he blinked at the mauled, very pissed Hiei. "Hey Hiei... Piss off Kurama or something?" He snickered at the though of a silver fox mauling Hiei for some silly comment. He blinked as Hiei growled, "No. Its the damned cat." Yuusuke blinked and snickered. Hiei and the cat seemed to have real serious issues. "Try getting a divorce Hiei. Works wonders... Except for my mom..." He grummbled the last bit before stepping aside to allow the jaganshi in. Hiei's eye twitched lightly before he walked in, Yuusuke let out the breath he had been holding as Hiei didn't seem intent on killing him... or atleast he hoped. As Yuusuke made his way back intot he kitchen he let out a string of curses.
Hiei raised a eyebrow. "Whats your problem?" "ANTS! The stupid things keep coming! I swear, its like they have thousands are are purposfully letting one out at a time to drive me insane!" Sure enough on the counter was a little line of ants, marching along, some holding crumbs. Yuusuke swipped up the windex bottle and began to spary furiously at the little bugs. Almost instantly they seemed to paralize, or die. (Oo Ever notice that Windex seems to paralize bugs? Expecially spiders?) Hiei blinked as Yuusuke then whipped up the ants easily. Then it hit him, ~THATS IT!~ Yuusuke let out a yelp as Hiei snatched the windex from him and leapt out the open kitchen window in a black blur. Yuusuke shrieked and half leapt out the window shaking his fist, "BRING BACK THE WINDEX! DAMN IT HIEI!"
Letting out another shriek Yuusuke started slapping at the counter where more ants had begun to swarm, "Dang it! I needed that Windex!"
.:*:.
Hiei quickly entered the house, slamming the door behind him. His eyes darted around before finally settling upon the cat. Amber seemed to blink up at him innocently and Hiei grinned evilly. Before the cat could react he pounced on her, unscrewed the bottle of windex, and dumped it on the cat. Amber shrieked and yeowled in anger and suprised, maule dhte jaganshi before darting off. Hiei stummbled around, in a daze from teh rush of fumes, He heard a thump and looked over to see that the cat had run into the wall. Both cat and demon were now seemingly high off windex, and both drenched in it. Hiie giggled and tried to run over to Amber, but slipped on a puddle of windex and fell on his back. Falling caused a splash, making windex get in his many cuts. Shrieking Hiei beat at his face, "IT BURNS!"
Amber was currently rolling around in a puddle of windex batting at her reflection and hissing when ever windex splashed on her. Hiei eventually managed to get up, his face only having a dull burning feeling and not the sharp pain from before. He shook his head trying to get out of his high. Slowly the world came back to normal and Hiei held his aching head. "Ugh..." He glared at teh cat, who was still on its own high. Stalking off Hiei began rummaging through Kurama's pantry. His face lit up slightly when he found something that might be of use. PUlling out the box, he grabbed teh end of the clear plastic and pulled like he had seen Kurama do many times before. After a moment he growled, this was taking too long. opening up what appeared to be a box of plastic wrap he pulled out the whole tube.
He grabbed amber and swiftly began wrapping her up in it. Amber, still on a high from the windex, only have a half hearted hiss, and tried batting at the plastic. Soon though she seemed to come back to reality when she relized she could no longer move. She hissed and wriggled, but it was of no use. Hiei smirked and was about to place the cat in the freezer when the front door opened. Hiei paled, it was Kurama! Hiei quickly shoved teh cat in and ran to go get paper towels. He stopped in his tracks and ran back to get the cat before bolting up the stairs. Kurama would check the freezer sometime today most likly, and Hiei didn't want to get caught. He quickly unwrapped the throughly pissed cat and shoved her under Kurama's bed around getting clawed before he quickly shut the door and scurried back down the stairs.
He sweatdropped slightly when he found a angry Kurama glaring at him from his spot sprawled out on the floor in a puddle of windex. "Hiei... do you mind explaining the windex?" Hiei fidgeted, "There were ants?" Kurama frowned slightly. He had called the exterminator in 5 days ago. He sighed slightly, you couldn't trust even exterminators now a days. Sighing he stood up and get his bag down by the couch. "I'm gonna go change." Hiei paled and tackled Kurama, "Don't go!" Kurama blinekd bewildered. "Eh? Hiei are you okay?" Hiei blinked trying ot think up a excuse. He settled for clinging to Kurama and giving him a big kiss. Kurama made a muffled yelp adn flailed his arms slightly. Hiei blinke dand pulled away pouting, "What did I do?" Kurama whipped his mouth and Hiei looked hurt.
Kurama gave him the "don't give me that look" expression. "Silly Jaganshi... You have windex on your lips, I don't want to go to the hopsital." Hiei sweatdropped, "Eh, sorry..." Kurama sighed, "You need a shower... Go take one while I change okay?" Hiei looked around and cling to Kurama again, "Can you take a shower with me?"
(KUrama: Kali...
Kali: O.O No lemons I swear! Hiei is just trying to distract you--
Kurama: Distract me? *Gives Hiei the parental look*
Hiei: *Glares at Kali* Baka onna
Kali: ^^; Eh heh... whoops?)
Kurama smiled slightly and ruffled his hair, "I will, but I need to get my clothes first Hiei." Kurama frowned at Hiei's nervous look and his tone, "I can get them for you!" Kurama sighed and rested his forehead on Hiei's looking the fire demon in the eyes. "Alright firefly, what are you hiding?" Hiei blinked and stared right back, hoping his bluff would work, "Nothing, I just want to be helpful and spend time with you." Kurama chuckled slightly pulling back. At this point Kurama was sitting up, and Hiei was basically in his lap. "If you want to be helpful, you can let me get my clothes and clean up this windex." Hiei sulked, there was no getting out of this... he could always hide out at Yuusukes, but then again the boy would want the windex back... He could stay at Mukuro's... Hiei shivered.
Just the thought of the woman hitting on him and trying to suduce him threw that idea out the window, and there was NO WAY in hell he was going to stay with kuwabara. Hiei yelped as he relized that while he was in this thoughts, Kurama was already up the stairs and at his door. Hiei quickly locked himself in the when he heard Kurama yelp and Amber yeowl. Kurama quickly picked up the now blue tinted cat. "HIEI!" Hiei whinced, he guessed that shower was out of the question. "Kurama sighed and locked hismelf and the catin the bathroom. Amber was probably gonna mangle him, but she seriously needed a bath. If she tried to lick herself clean she would get dangerously ill, and the windex couldn't be good for her skin and fur. He filled the bath, noting the nervous pacing of the cat by the door.
He mvoed quick and grabebd the cat, holding her a inch above the water, and then dropped her in. The water was only about 6 inches deep, but Amber managed to splash it every were. She gave a pitiful meow as she eventually found she couldn't get out of the water. Kurama sighed, rubbing her fur to get the windex out, "Sorry baby... But you need it." He was answered by a hiss and he sweat dropped slightly. Smiling slightly get gained a mischevious tone, "We can get that trouble making fire demon back later." Amber seemed to almost grin as Kurama spoke. The fox smiled, there was more to this cat then met the eye.
.:*:.
Hiei frowned and sat down at the kitchen table. Kurama had been upstairs with that cat for about 8 hours now. Hiei sighed, he didn't really think Kurama would be that angry. He glanced over at the clock. Kurama had taught him how to read it a while ago. It said 7 0 9. He frowned nad glanced out the window too see it was dark. It was AM then... or was that PM? He frowned and shrugged, it was night time, and that was all that mattered. He sighed and folded his arms on the table, resting his chin on his arms. He perked up though as the sound of Kurama coming down the stairs come to his ears. Hiei scuffled intot he hall way and blinked when he found Kurama wasn't there. Giving a yelp Hiei fell back as a heavy weight landed on him. Blinking up at two pairs of eyes, one set amber, the other green, Hiei growled.
"And what are you doing?" Kurama grinned, "Getting back at you for drenching my cat in windex." Kurama gave a evil smirk and Hiei frowned, he didn't like that look. Hiei yelped and squirmed as he felt Kurama's fingers poke his sides. Frowning he tried to think of what Kurama had called it... Oh yes, tickling. Hiei yelped and batted at Kurama's hands, but they were quickly pinned by a playful, slightly fluffed up cat. Hiei's tightened his jaw trying not to laugh, his face turning red. It was starting to get kind of hard to stop from laughing though. Soon both cat and owner were rewarded but slightly strained hysterical laughs. Kurama grinned and sat back, watching as Hiei calmed and pouted up at him. There were a few black tear gems sitting by the koorimes eyes thanks to Kurama's efforts.
Placing a finger on his chin, Kurama pretended to be in thought. "Now... weather or not to give you dinner..." Hiei glowered slightly, "If you starve me I eat the cat." Kurama pressed his finger on Hiei's nose, "Eatthe cat, and youko eats you." Hiei blinked, grinning, showing off his sharp fangs. "What kind of ea--"
(*Crack*
Kurama: KALI!
Kali: *Whimpers* Sorry!
Hiei: Damned hentai...)
Hiei made a face, then made a fake wheeze. "Can you get off?" KUrama gave a pout, "Well if you gonna call me fat, then you deffinitly don't get fed." Hiei yelped, "I didn't mean you were fat!" Kurama managed to make up fake tears. "You don't like me..." His expression then changed to thoughtful, "Well if I'm fat... then I guess I shouldn't eat either." Hiei growled and grabbed Kurama's collar, pulling him forward, "You. WILL. Eat." Kurama chuckled, catching him off gaurd adn giving him a kiss, "What made you think I wasn't going to?" Hiei muttered something and shoved Kurama off him, schuffling over to teh couch and sitting down. His face turned white and Kurama blinked as he heard a muffled yeowl and Hiei shriek. Kurama sweatdropped, "The cat was on the couch Hiei...."
Growling Hiei stormed up the stairs, not bothering to cover the big hole in his cloak and pants. Kurama blinked, "Hiei... is that my underwear?" Hiei blinked, trying to hide his red face, "Erm... no?" WIth that he flitted up teh stairs leaving Kurama to sweat drop and go to make dinner. Amber remained on the couch, making a new bed out of shreded pieces of Hiei's cloak and pants.
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Kali: WHOOO! SUCKY ENDING! ^^; erm, yeah... tell me what you think about it okies? yay, I feel so proud. I made a new chapter for Kurama's cat, and a new chapter for Nightmare Memories all in one day XD *Dances*
Hiei: *Plots against the cat. Note Hiei is wearing a pair of Kurama's sweatpants*
Kurama: Oo Hiei wears my underwear?
Kali: XD Yeah
Hiei: *Hisses at Kali*
Amber: *Rolling around in pieces of Hiei clothing*
Hiei: Damn it! She is getting fur on my clothes!
Kali: ^^; Light tanish orange fur on black clothes doesn't look nice... Any way, R&R!
