Artemis Fowl: The Return
Disclaimer: I don't own Artemis Fowl or any spy movie.
Excerpt from Artemis Fowl's encrypted diary, disk two: I awoke this morning with a rather large headache. I could not understand it at all. I hadn't done anything to affect my system recently that could possibly give me a migraine. I felt a tad tired, so I decided to wash my face at the basin. While doing so, two small objects fell form my eyes. They appeared to be small contact lenses. I now believe myself to be part of a conspiracy. I later discovered, in my laboratory, that the lenses had small mirrors attached to the back. (Remember how he deflected the mesmer? Mirrors. Except these are too small. But they hold a few thing back..) I also discovered that Butler and Juliet had similar lenses in their eyes too. Strangely, I also had the strong urge to read novels of fantasy with fairies and such. Who ever has planted theses lenses will be found. And once I have caught them I will unleash a crime wave like none other, and the world shall remember Artemis Fowl.
Thirteen months later: Artemis awoke, suddenly; he glanced over to his clock, which read 7:45 am. He had had yet another strange dream. A dream that showed himself walking to his computer, and opening the largest drawer in the desk. The last thing that would happen is that he would open the drawer, and then stumble back in shock.
It was the same dream over and over and over. It never changed. Artemis got out of bed and began to walk down to the dining room. When he got there, Juliet was fixing his plate for breakfast, admiring her new blue diamond tattoo, and talking on the phone.
The heir to the Fowl estate thanked her silently, mouthing the words, and began to eat.
"Okay." Said Juliet cheerfully into the phone. "I'll see you in a few hours. Bye!"
"Who was that?" asked the fourteen-year-old genius.
"Artemis." Said Juliet. "You do remember that even though I passed my test, I can't be your bodyguard."
"I understand that." Said Artemis with a trace of regret in his voice. Ever since he discovered that Butler seemed to have aged over night, he was hoping that Juliet could be his bodyguard.
"Don't worry Artemis, you'll like this guy. He happens to have been the best in class back in the US." Said Juliet thoughtfully.
"He's from .America?" asked Artemis, a bit surprised.
"Uh huh." Said Juliet. "He's also going to train you in combat."
The last four words of her sentence caused the pale teenager to spray out his orange juice. "He's.he's what?" asked Artemis.
"You heard me." Said Juliet. "By the time he's finished with you you'll be able to defend yourself if you happen to get separated from him."
"I know how to operate the C Cube don't I?" asked the Fowl heir.
"I don't mean with computers." Said Juliet. "I'm talking about weapons. Like swords and guns."
"But I don't know how to use those!" said Artemis looking horrified.
"Don't worry," said Juliet with a sly smile. "When he's done with you you will."
5 hours later, the entrance to Fowl manor:
Artemis and Juliet waited for this new bodyguard for quite some time until Juliet checked the small device she was wearing on her wrist.
"He should be here in about.three seconds." Said Juliet sounding very business-like.
"I don't see anythi-" Artemis froze. He could see track marks being made in the gravel road that led up to Fowl manor. Two second later a car seemed to appear right where the tracks had stopped. It was a forest green Jaguar X- type, a car that Artemis secretly admired
A boy stepped out of the car. He was about Juliet's age, with a mop of chestnut brown hair, a handsome face, and stood at about 6 ft. 3 in.
Juliet and the boy exchanged a handshake and hug briefly. The boy looked at Artemis with a friendly gaze.
"Is that him?" he asked in a regular American accent.
"You bet." Said Juliet.
"Well," said the boy. "Thank goodness he isn't fat. It's much easier to get skinny people into shape than fat people." Juliet giggled.
"Artemis," said Juliet. "This is J- she stopped, she had almost revealed his first name. That couldn't happen unless the bodyguard was about to die.
"This is Gemini. American bodyguards don't usually even go by their last name if I'm correct." Said Juliet, blushing at what she had almost done.
"You got it." Said Gemini. "Now, master Fowl, let's begin with a basic workout."
Artemis gulped. Not something he usually did, but he had a feeling this day wouldn't end well.
Artemis was right. By the end of the day he was soaked in sweat and sore all over. It continued this way for several days.
About two weeks later, it rained, so there would be no training. Artemis walked over to his computer. He jabbed the on button with his index finger. Artemis then decided to open the drawers and see what he was keeping inside them. He began to open the biggest drawer. Little did he know that in a matter of seconds his life would never be the same. Or, to make that more accurate, his life would be the same again.
Artemis opened the drawer. The first things he saw were a copy of the Book of the People, several labeled pictures, and the C Cube it's self. Instantly images flashed into his head of his first encounter with the fairies, Foaly, Root, Mulch, and Holly. Then came images of their second encounter, and he remembered doing something that didn't involve himself and riches. Then he remembered the C Cube, and the incidents that followed it.
The last image that Artemis saw was himself talking to Jon Spiro when the previous adventure was nearly over:
"Oh and about what you said in London. Artemis is generally a girls's name, named after the Greek goddess of the hunt. But every once and a while a male comes along with such a talent for hunting that he earns the right to claim that name. I am that male. Artemis the hunter. I hunted you." Said Artemis, and with that he vanished under Holly's cam foil, and blackness consumed his mind in the present.
Artemis Fowl II woke up the next day remembering his old self. No, he was his old self. Although good at heart, the way he was before the mind wipe, he had regained his sly attitude, manner, and a determination like no other to beat any task thrown his way.
"Alright Gemini." Said Artemis out loud to the air. "Name your test, I can take it! And the world shall remember Artemis Fowl!"
Disclaimer: I don't own Artemis Fowl or any spy movie.
Excerpt from Artemis Fowl's encrypted diary, disk two: I awoke this morning with a rather large headache. I could not understand it at all. I hadn't done anything to affect my system recently that could possibly give me a migraine. I felt a tad tired, so I decided to wash my face at the basin. While doing so, two small objects fell form my eyes. They appeared to be small contact lenses. I now believe myself to be part of a conspiracy. I later discovered, in my laboratory, that the lenses had small mirrors attached to the back. (Remember how he deflected the mesmer? Mirrors. Except these are too small. But they hold a few thing back..) I also discovered that Butler and Juliet had similar lenses in their eyes too. Strangely, I also had the strong urge to read novels of fantasy with fairies and such. Who ever has planted theses lenses will be found. And once I have caught them I will unleash a crime wave like none other, and the world shall remember Artemis Fowl.
Thirteen months later: Artemis awoke, suddenly; he glanced over to his clock, which read 7:45 am. He had had yet another strange dream. A dream that showed himself walking to his computer, and opening the largest drawer in the desk. The last thing that would happen is that he would open the drawer, and then stumble back in shock.
It was the same dream over and over and over. It never changed. Artemis got out of bed and began to walk down to the dining room. When he got there, Juliet was fixing his plate for breakfast, admiring her new blue diamond tattoo, and talking on the phone.
The heir to the Fowl estate thanked her silently, mouthing the words, and began to eat.
"Okay." Said Juliet cheerfully into the phone. "I'll see you in a few hours. Bye!"
"Who was that?" asked the fourteen-year-old genius.
"Artemis." Said Juliet. "You do remember that even though I passed my test, I can't be your bodyguard."
"I understand that." Said Artemis with a trace of regret in his voice. Ever since he discovered that Butler seemed to have aged over night, he was hoping that Juliet could be his bodyguard.
"Don't worry Artemis, you'll like this guy. He happens to have been the best in class back in the US." Said Juliet thoughtfully.
"He's from .America?" asked Artemis, a bit surprised.
"Uh huh." Said Juliet. "He's also going to train you in combat."
The last four words of her sentence caused the pale teenager to spray out his orange juice. "He's.he's what?" asked Artemis.
"You heard me." Said Juliet. "By the time he's finished with you you'll be able to defend yourself if you happen to get separated from him."
"I know how to operate the C Cube don't I?" asked the Fowl heir.
"I don't mean with computers." Said Juliet. "I'm talking about weapons. Like swords and guns."
"But I don't know how to use those!" said Artemis looking horrified.
"Don't worry," said Juliet with a sly smile. "When he's done with you you will."
5 hours later, the entrance to Fowl manor:
Artemis and Juliet waited for this new bodyguard for quite some time until Juliet checked the small device she was wearing on her wrist.
"He should be here in about.three seconds." Said Juliet sounding very business-like.
"I don't see anythi-" Artemis froze. He could see track marks being made in the gravel road that led up to Fowl manor. Two second later a car seemed to appear right where the tracks had stopped. It was a forest green Jaguar X- type, a car that Artemis secretly admired
A boy stepped out of the car. He was about Juliet's age, with a mop of chestnut brown hair, a handsome face, and stood at about 6 ft. 3 in.
Juliet and the boy exchanged a handshake and hug briefly. The boy looked at Artemis with a friendly gaze.
"Is that him?" he asked in a regular American accent.
"You bet." Said Juliet.
"Well," said the boy. "Thank goodness he isn't fat. It's much easier to get skinny people into shape than fat people." Juliet giggled.
"Artemis," said Juliet. "This is J- she stopped, she had almost revealed his first name. That couldn't happen unless the bodyguard was about to die.
"This is Gemini. American bodyguards don't usually even go by their last name if I'm correct." Said Juliet, blushing at what she had almost done.
"You got it." Said Gemini. "Now, master Fowl, let's begin with a basic workout."
Artemis gulped. Not something he usually did, but he had a feeling this day wouldn't end well.
Artemis was right. By the end of the day he was soaked in sweat and sore all over. It continued this way for several days.
About two weeks later, it rained, so there would be no training. Artemis walked over to his computer. He jabbed the on button with his index finger. Artemis then decided to open the drawers and see what he was keeping inside them. He began to open the biggest drawer. Little did he know that in a matter of seconds his life would never be the same. Or, to make that more accurate, his life would be the same again.
Artemis opened the drawer. The first things he saw were a copy of the Book of the People, several labeled pictures, and the C Cube it's self. Instantly images flashed into his head of his first encounter with the fairies, Foaly, Root, Mulch, and Holly. Then came images of their second encounter, and he remembered doing something that didn't involve himself and riches. Then he remembered the C Cube, and the incidents that followed it.
The last image that Artemis saw was himself talking to Jon Spiro when the previous adventure was nearly over:
"Oh and about what you said in London. Artemis is generally a girls's name, named after the Greek goddess of the hunt. But every once and a while a male comes along with such a talent for hunting that he earns the right to claim that name. I am that male. Artemis the hunter. I hunted you." Said Artemis, and with that he vanished under Holly's cam foil, and blackness consumed his mind in the present.
Artemis Fowl II woke up the next day remembering his old self. No, he was his old self. Although good at heart, the way he was before the mind wipe, he had regained his sly attitude, manner, and a determination like no other to beat any task thrown his way.
"Alright Gemini." Said Artemis out loud to the air. "Name your test, I can take it! And the world shall remember Artemis Fowl!"
