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Chapter 2.

"The gift"

Liz leaped forward and pulled the now unconcious Emily off the outlet.

"Oh My God!"

"Give her mouth-to-mouth!"

But at that moment Emily woke up.

"HELL, NO!"

"Why not?"

"Because you're not Legolas. Mm.. ..I wish he was kissing me right now."

And suddenly, he was.

"Moh may Gud!" Emily's voice was muffled from Legolas's lips.

At that moment Julie chose to butt in."Jim is hotter than *this* hippie."

Emily stopped kissing Legolas. "BLASPHEMY!!"

At that moment, Legolas spoke in that wonderful, sultry voice of his. "Excuse me, what am I doing here?"

He stared in suprise as Emily promptly fainted in his arms.

"Oh, sweet Illuvitar, not again." Lucy groaned.

Rachel sighed. "The smelling salts are in the upper left drawer over there. I stocked up for tonight."

Upon use of said smelling salts, Emily sat up.

"I'm in heaven." She said dreamily.

Melody waved her hand in front of her face, "Em! Hello-o? Middle-Earth to Emily? She's out of it."

"I kissed Legolas Greenleaf.. My life is complete. I could die happy now."

"Get over it. It's time for the party to go on. Your Elf friend can stay, I suppose."

The girls instantly start to crowd around Legolas and Emily.

"You are sooo lucky, Emily!!"

"Yeah! You kissed the hottest guy in the world!"

"No, the UNIVERSE!!"

Emily was still in her little dream world.

"I kissed Legolas.."

Legolas was looking around in confusion.. Not that anyone noticed.

Nikki burst out, "I would do ANYTHING to kiss him!!"

An evil grin spread to the other girls faces.. "Anything?"

Nikki didn't notice the faces. "Yeah, that's what I said."

"ANYTHING?"

Nikki started to get supicious. "Yeees.."

At that moment, Naomi burst out, "Would you undress in public?"

"WHAT?? NO WAY!!"

"You said 'ANYTHING'."

"ANYTHING BUT THAT!!"

"Oh, well. You must not want to kiss him, then."

"Wait! I think I've got it! Nikki..." Liz whispered into her ear. *psst psst psst*

"WHAT?? How am I supposed to convince him to take his shirt off??"

Legolas spoke again and two girls dropped to the floor. Lucy and Melody were out. "Are you talking about me?" he said.

Everyone except Nikki dropped.

Nikki toppled over a second later, after managing a weak, "uh-huh.."

THUD

Legolas was left standing in the middle of a room covered in wibbling, teenage girls. Not exactly what he was used to.

"Ummm.."

TO BE CONTINUED...