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Chapter 3.

"A whole lotta foosball"

Legolas, remembering what Rachel said about the smelling salts, started to revive the girls.

The party, dizzy and tottering from severe brain damage, started up again.

May Eru-knows-how managed to get alone with Legolas.

"So.....how 'bout that ring?"

"What ring?"

There was a pause. "So.....what were you doing before Emms wished you here?"

"Emms ?"

"Emily."

"Ah."

"So.....what *were* you doing?"

"Going to Imladris."

May spilled everything she knew about Rivindell, most of it not true.

May paused for air and noticed Legolas had weird look on his face. She realized he didn't know what the hell she was talking about. She started to explain, thought about it, thought better of it, and stopped.

Suddenly Christina found them.

"Where have you guys been.............and what the hell are you doing in the closet?

Kimi, Maggie, Naomi, Lucy, Julie, Amy, Katie, Emma, Rachel, Alexandra, Emily, Liz, and Mary came running.

"You weren't..............."

"NO WAY!"

Suddenly Rachel looked at her watch. "Ai Valar!"

"What? What?"

"It's midnight. Mom and Dad will be home soon. Let's go untie the babysitter."

"WAIT!!!"

Emma groaned. "What is, Lucy?"

"Emma.." said Amy, "There's a word you need to use called 'it'."

"AHHH!"

Amy looked confused, "What? What is it?"

"AHHH!!"

"What? Why are you doing that?"

"You said.. The Word!"

"Well, how can I know not to say 'The Word' if you don't tell me what it is?"

"AHHH!!"

"Oh! Oh! I've got it!"

"AHHH!!"

"It's 'is'!"

"AHHH!!"

"Yes! I got it!"

"AHHH!!"

"Stop it!"

"AHHH!!"

"JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!!"

"OK. You were saying, Lucy?"

"Foosball."

Emily looked at Lucy as if she were rather stupid. "What ABOUT foosball?"

"Foosball tournament, of course. To see who gets to take His Royal Hotness home."

"You're on."

First Match:

Alexandra VS. Christina

On and on it went until finally....

Lucy VS. Melody

On and on it went. No winner appeared. On and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on it went.

Then, at last, Lucy could take no more. " That's it. We'll have to do it a different way."

Then Kimi said, "Lucy..........why are you cracking your knuckles and looking at Melody like that?"

Melody started to back away. "I forfeit." You see, Lucy was a black belt.

"Smart girl. Well, it's getting late, and I've got class tomorrow. Bye."

And with that, the party ended.

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In the next chapter:

A black belt in a mini skirt!

A gay woman! Aaaaaaannnnnnd.....

Legolas!