First character.
*Dobby's cousin and Kate's cousin lead Harry Potter into a room which they say has his old nimbus in it*
Dobby's cousin: It's right in here.*opens door*
Kate's cousin: Oh no, the light switch is on the other side *the room is pitch black*
Harry: are you sure my nimbus is in here?
Dobby's cousin: what do I care. *shoves Harry into the room and locks the door* Do the survey!
*Light turns on and Harry sees a piece of paper on a table*
Harry: Okay
Survey
Name: Harry Potter
Kinky nickname: I don't have one! and if I did what's it too you?
Slashes you'd hope weren't just a slash: With Cho, Ginny or any chick that looks cute.
Slashes you hate: Harry/Draco ones! People, I'm begging you stop writing them! PLEASE!
"Fave" HP characters: Ginny. Ron better not read this!
"Fave" real people: Piper (from charmed). I really want a slash with her. OH NO! IT DOESN'T ERASE! AGGHHH MY SECRET IS OUT!
Have the authors ever revealed any real life slashes about you: They revealed about me and Ginny. I'm not telling you which one, coz it's an R rated slash!
Do they portray you well in slashes: No!
If slashes stopped what would you miss most: I wouldn't miss anything, but the good-looking chicks.
Do you prefer...
Cho or Ginny: Ginny. Ron you're not going to read this!
R rated slashes or others: others. R rated slashes are extremely sick, but others can be just sick
Pretty or hot: pretty, though Ginny is pretty...ugly. I think I'll make this survey Ron proof.
Human or cheese: really now that is sick! I prefer human
Guy or girl: Girl. THIS IS REALLY ANNOYING ME!
Wadda ya have to say to da authoresses...
Dobby's cousin: you are sick and twisted!
Kate's cousin: why do hang out with such a twisted person as Dobby's cousin!
*Kate's cousin opens the door and give the survey to Dobby's cousin, who gives it to Ron, who kills Harry*
Dobby's cousin: hi ho the witch is dead *starts singing and Kate's cousin joins in*
J.K Rowling: *brings Harry back to life and smirks at Kate's cousin and Dobby's cousin*.
Authoresses notes.
Dobby's cousin: Die Harry die!
Kate's cousin: Yeah, die!
