Second character.
*Dobby's cousin and Kate's cousin lead Hermione Granger into a room where they say Eminem is hiding *
Dobby's cousin: He's right in here.*opens door*
Kate's cousin: Oh no, the light switch is on the other side *the room is pitch black*
Hermione: Is he there
Dobby's cousin: tricked ya. *shoves Hermione into the room and locks the door* Do the survey!
*Light turns on and Hermione sees a piece of paper on a table*
Hermione: Let me out!
Kate's cousin: do the survey
Hermione: NO!
Dobby's cousin: Do it or we'll kill Draco
Hermione: *sits down and starts doing the survey in record amounts of speed
Survey
Name: Hermione Granger
Kinky nickname: Mione
Slashes you'd hope weren't just a slash: With Draco Malfoy *drools on parchment*
Slashes you hate: I don't hate any slashes except ones where I have to seem like such a smart person, I mean I like seaming smart, but it's not everything. Voldemort told me that, then he went on and on about world domination, honestly, stop trying to take over the world and get a girlfriend.
"Fave" HP characters: Draco. I bet Harry would be upset, he always liked me.
"Fave" real people: Eminem.
Have the authors ever revealed any real life slashes about you: Some, but they're not the ones I like.
Do they portray you well in slashes: What does the word portray mean, I can't read words that are seven letters or longer.
If slashes stopped what would you miss most: I would miss Draco, but then I would become a slut, so it would even out, either way.
Do you prefer...
Harry or Fred: Harry. He not just my friend.
R rated slashes or others: it's all fine with me.
Pretty or hot: hot. Like Draco
Human or cheese: I haven't tried cheese, thanks for the suggestion
Guy or girl: don't care
Wadda ya have to say to da authoresses...
Dobby's cousin: Don't kill Draco!
Kate's cousin: stop her from killing Draco!
*Kate's cousin opens the door and give the survey to Dobby's cousin, who give it to Malfoy, who screams and faints*
Hermione: HE'S DEAD*starts giving Malfoy mouth to mouth resuscitation*
Authoresses notes.
Dobby's cousin: Hermione, get over yourself!
Kate's cousin: You do realise, though you're a slut you won't be able to screw Malfoy!
