Second character.

*Dobby's cousin and Kate's cousin lead Hermione Granger into a room where they say Eminem is hiding *

Dobby's cousin: He's right in here.*opens door*

Kate's cousin: Oh no, the light switch is on the other side *the room is pitch black*

Hermione: Is he there

Dobby's cousin: tricked ya. *shoves Hermione into the room and locks the door* Do the survey!

*Light turns on and Hermione sees a piece of paper on a table*

Hermione: Let me out!

Kate's cousin: do the survey

Hermione: NO!

Dobby's cousin: Do it or we'll kill Draco

Hermione: *sits down and starts doing the survey in record amounts of speed

Survey

Name: Hermione Granger

Kinky nickname: Mione

Slashes you'd hope weren't just a slash: With Draco Malfoy *drools on parchment*

Slashes you hate: I don't hate any slashes except ones where I have to seem like such a smart person, I mean I like seaming smart, but it's not everything. Voldemort told me that, then he went on and on about world domination, honestly, stop trying to take over the world and get a girlfriend.

"Fave" HP characters: Draco. I bet Harry would be upset, he always liked me.

"Fave" real people: Eminem.

Have the authors ever revealed any real life slashes about you: Some, but they're not the ones I like.

Do they portray you well in slashes: What does the word portray mean, I can't read words that are seven letters or longer.

If slashes stopped what would you miss most: I would miss Draco, but then I would become a slut, so it would even out, either way.

Do you prefer...

Harry or Fred: Harry. He not just my friend.

R rated slashes or others: it's all fine with me.

Pretty or hot: hot. Like Draco

Human or cheese: I haven't tried cheese, thanks for the suggestion

Guy or girl: don't care

Wadda ya have to say to da authoresses...

Dobby's cousin: Don't kill Draco!

Kate's cousin: stop her from killing Draco!

*Kate's cousin opens the door and give the survey to Dobby's cousin, who give it to Malfoy, who screams and faints*

Hermione: HE'S DEAD*starts giving Malfoy mouth to mouth resuscitation*

Authoresses notes.

Dobby's cousin: Hermione, get over yourself!

Kate's cousin: You do realise, though you're a slut you won't be able to screw Malfoy!