Forth character.

*Dobby's cousin and Kate's cousin lead Ginny Weasley into a room where they say the new Harry Potter fan club is meeting*

Dobby's cousin: He's right in here.*opens door*

Ginny: it's too dark

Dobby's cousin: get in!

*Light turns on and Ginny sees a piece of paper on a table*

Ginny: Let me out!

Kate's cousin: do the survey

Ginny: fine*starts survey*

Survey

Name: Virginia Weasley

Kinky nickname: Ginny

Slashes you'd hope weren't just a slash: Not telling, you'll laugh at me.

Slashes you hate: All of them, I hate everything!

"Fave" HP characters: Lavender... that doesn't sound good. NOT GOOD! IT DOESN'T RUB OUT! RUB OUT, GOD DAMN IT!

"Fave" real people: Hmmm... I'd have to say Orlando Bloom

Have the authors ever revealed any real life slashes about you: Of course not! Why are you looking at me so suspiciously? It wasn't true! NOT TRUE! OKAY IT IS TRUE, SO WHAT? NO ONE WAS MEANT TO KNOW! OKAY I ADMIT IT THE RUMOURS ABOUT ME AND DRACO ARE TRUE!

Do they portray you well in slashes: No!

If slashes stopped what would you miss most: I wouldn't miss anything, because I'm the one that gets the bad publicity! Why me *starts crying*

Do you prefer...

Harry or Fred: Harry. You people are so sick it's not funny!

R rated slashes or others: other. They get less ad publicity.

Pretty or hot: hot.

Human or cheese: Human and I'm going to keep it that way

Guy or girl: Guy

Wadda ya have to say to da authoresses...

Dobby's cousin: Really sick and twisted. What have you done to Kate's cousin, she is now warped and sick like you.

Kate's cousin: Save yourself from her! Oh no, you have become a sick and twisted monster just like her. It is terrible

*Kate's cousin opens the door and give the survey to Dobby's cousin, who reads it*

Dobby's cousin: Oi Harry and Draco! Ginny luvs you!*passes the survey to Harry and Draco, who turn and run*

Authoresses notes.

Dobby's cousin: Ginny has some pretty bad publicity, but it's funny to see her suffer

Kate's cousin: Sorry Ginny but we hate you!