Forth character.
*Dobby's cousin and Kate's cousin lead Ginny Weasley into a room where they say the new Harry Potter fan club is meeting*
Dobby's cousin: He's right in here.*opens door*
Ginny: it's too dark
Dobby's cousin: get in!
*Light turns on and Ginny sees a piece of paper on a table*
Ginny: Let me out!
Kate's cousin: do the survey
Ginny: fine*starts survey*
Survey
Name: Virginia Weasley
Kinky nickname: Ginny
Slashes you'd hope weren't just a slash: Not telling, you'll laugh at me.
Slashes you hate: All of them, I hate everything!
"Fave" HP characters: Lavender... that doesn't sound good. NOT GOOD! IT DOESN'T RUB OUT! RUB OUT, GOD DAMN IT!
"Fave" real people: Hmmm... I'd have to say Orlando Bloom
Have the authors ever revealed any real life slashes about you: Of course not! Why are you looking at me so suspiciously? It wasn't true! NOT TRUE! OKAY IT IS TRUE, SO WHAT? NO ONE WAS MEANT TO KNOW! OKAY I ADMIT IT THE RUMOURS ABOUT ME AND DRACO ARE TRUE!
Do they portray you well in slashes: No!
If slashes stopped what would you miss most: I wouldn't miss anything, because I'm the one that gets the bad publicity! Why me *starts crying*
Do you prefer...
Harry or Fred: Harry. You people are so sick it's not funny!
R rated slashes or others: other. They get less ad publicity.
Pretty or hot: hot.
Human or cheese: Human and I'm going to keep it that way
Guy or girl: Guy
Wadda ya have to say to da authoresses...
Dobby's cousin: Really sick and twisted. What have you done to Kate's cousin, she is now warped and sick like you.
Kate's cousin: Save yourself from her! Oh no, you have become a sick and twisted monster just like her. It is terrible
*Kate's cousin opens the door and give the survey to Dobby's cousin, who reads it*
Dobby's cousin: Oi Harry and Draco! Ginny luvs you!*passes the survey to Harry and Draco, who turn and run*
Authoresses notes.
Dobby's cousin: Ginny has some pretty bad publicity, but it's funny to see her suffer
Kate's cousin: Sorry Ginny but we hate you!
