Fangirls Anonymous - Dead Me Day
The Author: 'Ey..since I'm taking sooooo long to write the fourth chapter, this "psuedo-chapter" is roughly equivalent to the Dead Piro Days on Megatokyo.
Cioshi: Except the Dead Piro Days look better. o_O;
The Author: Er. Yeah. Sorry to the seven or so fangirls that are patiently waiting to be in the next chapter..this one's just us and the bishounen talking about randomcrap. Yes, randomcrap. one word. Not two. Actually, on second thought, I think I'll interview Cio in this chapter..
Cioshi: Oh god!
The Author: Muahaha.
*******Begin IRC chat. Yes, this is actually an interview with Cio on IRC o.O; Typos are uncorrected. May contain some inappropriate material o.O;******
Cioshi Start logging... Now.
fangirlsa Okay..
fangirlsa Hmmm..
fangirlsa First question..
fangirlsa Why do you like anime?
* Cioshi nibbles on an angle food cake slice, crumbs flying from her mouth with each word, muffled," Fwell, I flike anifme because it's fery unique."
Cioshi Some of the plots.
Cioshi They're absolutely insane.
fangirlsa Like Excel Saga?
Cioshi It's takes a lot of mind power to come up with some of these things. Excel Saga I found more unsanely funny. But other's, like Spriggan, have just these weird, mind twisting plots that makes it hard to think.
Cioshi With Spriggan.
Cioshi I had to take three aspirins to get over that headache.
fangirlsa Should i ask what Spriggan is?
Cioshi ...
Cioshi YOU'RE STUPID!
Cioshi GOD!
fangirlsa I realise that.
Cioshi WATCH THE PREVEIWS ON ANIME DVD'S FOR GOD'S SAKE!
fangirlsa o-o;; O...kay. Next question, then.
fangirlsa What do you think is the best example of anime ever made?
Cioshi Hard.
Cioshi Well....
Cioshi I haven't seen a ton, but what I have whitnessed...
Cioshi Princess Mononoke and Trigun.
Cioshi Those are two personal favorites.
Cioshi The animation is great, the plot is fabulous. There is love, heart break, and best of all, violence and gore!
fangirlsa Somehow I knew you were going to say Trigun XD Anyway...what do you think are the worst anime?
Cioshi Oh...
Cioshi My brain...
Cioshi So many thoughts running through my mind!...
Cioshi It...
Cioshi BURNS!
Cioshi Um.
Cioshi Yu-Gi-Oh!
Cioshi Ehehehe.
fangirlsa HEY! o.o;
Cioshi Pokemon.
Cioshi Was.
Cioshi Horrid.
fangirlsa Yeah. That's better .
Cioshi I must admit, it's what got me into anime ( somewhat ), but.... It's SO OLD.
Cioshi It's been going for, what, 7 years?
fangirlsa So, Pokemon was your first anime?
Cioshi That and, this one I hate, Plastic Little.
Cioshi Shh.
Cioshi No one needs to know that, Claire.
Cioshi Plastic Little was crap.
fangirlsa Righto.
Cioshi The plot was so lame and uncreative.
Cioshi And.
Cioshi So much not needed nudity.
fangirlsa o.O;
fangirlsa ANYWAY.
Cioshi I mean, they kept touching eachother's breasts.
Cioshi And.
fangirlsa ...
Cioshi This guy got a nosebleed watching.
Cioshi It was pitiful.
fangirlsa Keep in mind this story's PG 13 o.O;
Cioshi That movie made me want to cry. With pity.
Cioshi I DON'T CARE.
Cioshi I REALLY DON'T.
fangirlsa o-o!
fangirlsa Alright...do you read fanfiction?
Cioshi Ooh! Oooh!
Cioshi ALMOST EVERY ANIME FROM BLOCK BUSTER IS CRAP! Cioshi ...
Cioshi Cough.
Cioshi I read some fanfiction.
Cioshi I don't care for it too much, because I don't like how people portray some of the characters.
Cioshi I'm very picky about what I like, so, my choices are fairly limited.
fangirlsa Okay...uh, when reading fanfiction, what pairings do you like?
Cioshi ...
* Cioshi whispers," Don't make me say... Pleeease."
fangirlsa Fine then o.o;
Cioshi Okay, FINE.
fangirlsa Uh..
Cioshi I KNOW YOU WANT TO KNOW!
Cioshi Legato and Vash.
Cioshi And..
Cioshi Wolfwood.
Cioshi It can be a threesome, right?
fangirlsa Ee, wolfwood.
fangirlsa I guess.
Cioshi PLEASE let it be a threesome.
Cioshi They all love eachother.
fangirlsa o.o...
Cioshi Love eachother in so many ways!
Cioshi ...
Cioshi Don't look at me like that...
fangirlsa I think you've just fried the minds of half the fangirls.
Cioshi Shut up.
fangirlsa Right.
Cioshi I'm going to hack off your braids at school.
Cioshi What do you have to say about THAT?
Cioshi NOTHING!
Cioshi HA!
Cioshi NOOOOTHING!
fangirlsa O.O! Crap...um...
Cioshi The scissors are in my hand.
Cioshi Waiting to slice your fles-- I mean hair.
fangirlsa OHH YEAH. Do j00 have a particular fondness for any certain video games?
fangirlsa ...
Cioshi Final Fantasy 7.
Cioshi That was my first RPG.
Cioshi Ever.
Cioshi It was wonderful.
Cioshi Though, I soon learned to hate Aeris.
Cioshi Because..
fangirlsa Like that whole Aeris dying part, eh?
Cioshi She wears pink.
Cioshi YES!
Cioshi I saved right before it.
Cioshi So...
Cioshi I watch it five times every day!
Cioshi It's great.
fangirlsa Lmao..
Cioshi I have dreams about decapitating her.
Cioshi And.
Cioshi Cutting off her limbs.
Cioshi And using them as Christmas Tree ordaments.
fangirlsa I'm all out of questions...wanna interview me now?! o_o
Cioshi ...
Cioshi No.
fangirlsa TOO BAD.
Cioshi ...
Cioshi I'm going to call you.
fangirlsa Gah..
fangirlsa o-o;
Cioshi Is your MOMMY home?
Cioshi HUH?! HUUUUH?!
fangirlsa ..No...
fangirlsa ..
Cioshi Do you like to eat Trix in the morning? What do you think about the rabbit? Do you think that's it's animal cruelty?
fangirlsa No, I hate him, and no. o.o;
Cioshi Oh...
Cioshi What about Captain Crunch? Don't you think he's attractive, or is that just me?
fangirlsa Captain Crunch is one sexy mofo. Especially with them eyebrows that are detached from his face.
Cioshi I know! Those are just SO sexy.
Cioshi They make me CREAM myself.
fangirlsa Totally.
Cioshi What about Oreo-O's? That little fluffy Marshmellow mascot is soooooo turning me on.
fangirlsa Um.
fangirlsa No comment.
Cioshi ...
Cioshi What do you think about the word moose?
Cioshi Does it turn you on?
Cioshi Because.
Cioshi I'm very turned on right now.
fangirlsa What kind of moose? Vanilla? Chocolate? ...Canadian?
Cioshi Those Canadian ones.
fangirlsa OOOH.
Cioshi With their plaid shirts and axes.
fangirlsa Yeah.
Cioshi Do you think Jhonen Vasquez is hot? ( He's MINE bitches! )
fangirlsa Hell yeah.
fangirlsa I'm going to ddie for that, huh?
Cioshi Yes, yes you will die.
Cioshi Snip snip.
fangirlsa o-o;
Cioshi What is YOUR favorite anime? ( Examples - Sailor Moon, CardCaptors, Digimon... I know those are some of your favorites, just helping you think. )
fangirlsa Uh...Yugioh?
Cioshi That wasn't an option...
Cioshi SNIP SNIP!
fangirlsa O.O;;
Cioshi SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cioshi ...
Cioshi What is your favorite FEMALE couple? We all know you like Yuri....
fangirlsa ...
fangirlsa Uh.
fangirlsa Isis and Mai? o.o..
Cioshi If you say," Uh." again I will rip out your voice box.
Cioshi Oh.
Cioshi Sexy lesbians.
Cioshi ...
Cioshi r u singel??/?/
fangirlsa no mi buyfrindd luvs mi so muc
Cioshi u r bf???/?/ wats his naem?/???? i guna git him!!11!1
Cioshi i luv u tho!1!1!!!
Cioshi b wit mi!11
fangirlsa u cnat git hem his unvisble.
Cioshi Okay. Enough of that.
Cioshi I sitll love you, Claire. Cioshi ...
fangirlsa o.o..
Cioshi Still.
Cioshi I'M LIVING YOU!!!!
Cioshi ...
Cioshi GODDAMNIT!
Cioshi THAT RUINED IT ALL!
Cioshi XD
Cioshi If given that chance, would you tie Malik up to a pole and have sex with him until he dies and then you could go an rape another bishie?
fangirlsa ...
fangirlsa ...
Cioshi You know you want to...
fangirlsa YEAH! HELL YEAH! ER! You didn't hear that.
fangirlsa He'd prolly stab me, though.
* Cioshi hands Claire a Malik blowup doll.
Cioshi Thank God.
* fangirlsa makes loooove to it?
Cioshi I'll bring him alive just to do that job for me.
Cioshi Um...
Cioshi Would you yiff me? Please?
fangirlsa YEAH!
* fangirlsa yiffs.
Cioshi ( By the way. Yiffing is Cyber Sex on Furcadia for all you non-Furcadians. =X )
* Cioshi moans.
Cioshi u r so hawt!!!
fangirlsa omg sew r u!
Cioshi I want to go to the Help Desk now and ask stupid questions...
fangirlsa no!
Cioshi WHY NOT?
Cioshi Okay.
fangirlsa because I need more questions.
Cioshi Are you in love with Kyle?
fangirlsa .................
Cioshi fangirlsa YES! YES! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!
fangirlsa O.O!
fangirlsa Dude!
Cioshi ME!
fangirlsa Maybe. o.o;
Cioshi ...
fangirlsa I think Joey loves him more though. o.o
Cioshi Give me an answer worth reading, Claire.
Cioshi Oh.
Cioshi That's good. XD
Cioshi A punker and a nerd.
Cioshi It was ment to be.
Cioshi Cioshi Okay.
Cioshi Interveiw over.
Cioshi Go to Hell now.
fangirlsa ....I wasn't really thinking about THAT Joey.
Cioshi There is so many...
fangirlsa The Jounouchi Joey.
Cioshi ..
Cioshi Nooo.
fangirlsa I want his sneakers.
Cioshi He needs to be with m-- I mean... Er... The President!
fangirlsa I also want yuugi's sneakers. Er, boots.
Cioshi Let's go now. This got boring.
fangirlsa Danm..
Cioshi One last word?
Cioshi What about two?
fangirlsa Okay.
Cioshi Fuck off.
* Cioshi has quit IRC (QUIT: User exited)
**********End IRC chat.**************
Joey: Dude, you want my sneakers? Why the hell do you want my sneakers? o.O;
Yami: And my aibou's boots?
The Author: Uh, they're pretty? =D
Joey, Yami & Yugi: o_O;
The Author: No. Really. They are. o.O; They probably don't smell that pretty, though.
Cioshi: Ugh...Malik, do me a favour? Introduce her to the pointy end of the Millenium Rod, please?
The Author: He can't ^-^
*Malik can be seen in the backround, trying to yank the cap off*
Cioshi: ...why not?
The Author: I glued it shut.
Malik: WHAAAT?!
The Author: I..uh...ACK!
*Malik, again, can be seen in the backround, this time chasing The Author*
Cioshi: Bai bai, people.. *turns to the chase in the backround* WOO! GO MALIK! *shoves popcorn in her mouth* Yeah, that's it! Stab! Stab!
*end*
The Author: 'Ey..since I'm taking sooooo long to write the fourth chapter, this "psuedo-chapter" is roughly equivalent to the Dead Piro Days on Megatokyo.
Cioshi: Except the Dead Piro Days look better. o_O;
The Author: Er. Yeah. Sorry to the seven or so fangirls that are patiently waiting to be in the next chapter..this one's just us and the bishounen talking about randomcrap. Yes, randomcrap. one word. Not two. Actually, on second thought, I think I'll interview Cio in this chapter..
Cioshi: Oh god!
The Author: Muahaha.
*******Begin IRC chat. Yes, this is actually an interview with Cio on IRC o.O; Typos are uncorrected. May contain some inappropriate material o.O;******
Cioshi Start logging... Now.
fangirlsa Okay..
fangirlsa Hmmm..
fangirlsa First question..
fangirlsa Why do you like anime?
* Cioshi nibbles on an angle food cake slice, crumbs flying from her mouth with each word, muffled," Fwell, I flike anifme because it's fery unique."
Cioshi Some of the plots.
Cioshi They're absolutely insane.
fangirlsa Like Excel Saga?
Cioshi It's takes a lot of mind power to come up with some of these things. Excel Saga I found more unsanely funny. But other's, like Spriggan, have just these weird, mind twisting plots that makes it hard to think.
Cioshi With Spriggan.
Cioshi I had to take three aspirins to get over that headache.
fangirlsa Should i ask what Spriggan is?
Cioshi ...
Cioshi YOU'RE STUPID!
Cioshi GOD!
fangirlsa I realise that.
Cioshi WATCH THE PREVEIWS ON ANIME DVD'S FOR GOD'S SAKE!
fangirlsa o-o;; O...kay. Next question, then.
fangirlsa What do you think is the best example of anime ever made?
Cioshi Hard.
Cioshi Well....
Cioshi I haven't seen a ton, but what I have whitnessed...
Cioshi Princess Mononoke and Trigun.
Cioshi Those are two personal favorites.
Cioshi The animation is great, the plot is fabulous. There is love, heart break, and best of all, violence and gore!
fangirlsa Somehow I knew you were going to say Trigun XD Anyway...what do you think are the worst anime?
Cioshi Oh...
Cioshi My brain...
Cioshi So many thoughts running through my mind!...
Cioshi It...
Cioshi BURNS!
Cioshi Um.
Cioshi Yu-Gi-Oh!
Cioshi Ehehehe.
fangirlsa HEY! o.o;
Cioshi Pokemon.
Cioshi Was.
Cioshi Horrid.
fangirlsa Yeah. That's better .
Cioshi I must admit, it's what got me into anime ( somewhat ), but.... It's SO OLD.
Cioshi It's been going for, what, 7 years?
fangirlsa So, Pokemon was your first anime?
Cioshi That and, this one I hate, Plastic Little.
Cioshi Shh.
Cioshi No one needs to know that, Claire.
Cioshi Plastic Little was crap.
fangirlsa Righto.
Cioshi The plot was so lame and uncreative.
Cioshi And.
Cioshi So much not needed nudity.
fangirlsa o.O;
fangirlsa ANYWAY.
Cioshi I mean, they kept touching eachother's breasts.
Cioshi And.
fangirlsa ...
Cioshi This guy got a nosebleed watching.
Cioshi It was pitiful.
fangirlsa Keep in mind this story's PG 13 o.O;
Cioshi That movie made me want to cry. With pity.
Cioshi I DON'T CARE.
Cioshi I REALLY DON'T.
fangirlsa o-o!
fangirlsa Alright...do you read fanfiction?
Cioshi Ooh! Oooh!
Cioshi ALMOST EVERY ANIME FROM BLOCK BUSTER IS CRAP! Cioshi ...
Cioshi Cough.
Cioshi I read some fanfiction.
Cioshi I don't care for it too much, because I don't like how people portray some of the characters.
Cioshi I'm very picky about what I like, so, my choices are fairly limited.
fangirlsa Okay...uh, when reading fanfiction, what pairings do you like?
Cioshi ...
* Cioshi whispers," Don't make me say... Pleeease."
fangirlsa Fine then o.o;
Cioshi Okay, FINE.
fangirlsa Uh..
Cioshi I KNOW YOU WANT TO KNOW!
Cioshi Legato and Vash.
Cioshi And..
Cioshi Wolfwood.
Cioshi It can be a threesome, right?
fangirlsa Ee, wolfwood.
fangirlsa I guess.
Cioshi PLEASE let it be a threesome.
Cioshi They all love eachother.
fangirlsa o.o...
Cioshi Love eachother in so many ways!
Cioshi ...
Cioshi Don't look at me like that...
fangirlsa I think you've just fried the minds of half the fangirls.
Cioshi Shut up.
fangirlsa Right.
Cioshi I'm going to hack off your braids at school.
Cioshi What do you have to say about THAT?
Cioshi NOTHING!
Cioshi HA!
Cioshi NOOOOTHING!
fangirlsa O.O! Crap...um...
Cioshi The scissors are in my hand.
Cioshi Waiting to slice your fles-- I mean hair.
fangirlsa OHH YEAH. Do j00 have a particular fondness for any certain video games?
fangirlsa ...
Cioshi Final Fantasy 7.
Cioshi That was my first RPG.
Cioshi Ever.
Cioshi It was wonderful.
Cioshi Though, I soon learned to hate Aeris.
Cioshi Because..
fangirlsa Like that whole Aeris dying part, eh?
Cioshi She wears pink.
Cioshi YES!
Cioshi I saved right before it.
Cioshi So...
Cioshi I watch it five times every day!
Cioshi It's great.
fangirlsa Lmao..
Cioshi I have dreams about decapitating her.
Cioshi And.
Cioshi Cutting off her limbs.
Cioshi And using them as Christmas Tree ordaments.
fangirlsa I'm all out of questions...wanna interview me now?! o_o
Cioshi ...
Cioshi No.
fangirlsa TOO BAD.
Cioshi ...
Cioshi I'm going to call you.
fangirlsa Gah..
fangirlsa o-o;
Cioshi Is your MOMMY home?
Cioshi HUH?! HUUUUH?!
fangirlsa ..No...
fangirlsa ..
Cioshi Do you like to eat Trix in the morning? What do you think about the rabbit? Do you think that's it's animal cruelty?
fangirlsa No, I hate him, and no. o.o;
Cioshi Oh...
Cioshi What about Captain Crunch? Don't you think he's attractive, or is that just me?
fangirlsa Captain Crunch is one sexy mofo. Especially with them eyebrows that are detached from his face.
Cioshi I know! Those are just SO sexy.
Cioshi They make me CREAM myself.
fangirlsa Totally.
Cioshi What about Oreo-O's? That little fluffy Marshmellow mascot is soooooo turning me on.
fangirlsa Um.
fangirlsa No comment.
Cioshi ...
Cioshi What do you think about the word moose?
Cioshi Does it turn you on?
Cioshi Because.
Cioshi I'm very turned on right now.
fangirlsa What kind of moose? Vanilla? Chocolate? ...Canadian?
Cioshi Those Canadian ones.
fangirlsa OOOH.
Cioshi With their plaid shirts and axes.
fangirlsa Yeah.
Cioshi Do you think Jhonen Vasquez is hot? ( He's MINE bitches! )
fangirlsa Hell yeah.
fangirlsa I'm going to ddie for that, huh?
Cioshi Yes, yes you will die.
Cioshi Snip snip.
fangirlsa o-o;
Cioshi What is YOUR favorite anime? ( Examples - Sailor Moon, CardCaptors, Digimon... I know those are some of your favorites, just helping you think. )
fangirlsa Uh...Yugioh?
Cioshi That wasn't an option...
Cioshi SNIP SNIP!
fangirlsa O.O;;
Cioshi SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cioshi ...
Cioshi What is your favorite FEMALE couple? We all know you like Yuri....
fangirlsa ...
fangirlsa Uh.
fangirlsa Isis and Mai? o.o..
Cioshi If you say," Uh." again I will rip out your voice box.
Cioshi Oh.
Cioshi Sexy lesbians.
Cioshi ...
Cioshi r u singel??/?/
fangirlsa no mi buyfrindd luvs mi so muc
Cioshi u r bf???/?/ wats his naem?/???? i guna git him!!11!1
Cioshi i luv u tho!1!1!!!
Cioshi b wit mi!11
fangirlsa u cnat git hem his unvisble.
Cioshi Okay. Enough of that.
Cioshi I sitll love you, Claire. Cioshi ...
fangirlsa o.o..
Cioshi Still.
Cioshi I'M LIVING YOU!!!!
Cioshi ...
Cioshi GODDAMNIT!
Cioshi THAT RUINED IT ALL!
Cioshi XD
Cioshi If given that chance, would you tie Malik up to a pole and have sex with him until he dies and then you could go an rape another bishie?
fangirlsa ...
fangirlsa ...
Cioshi You know you want to...
fangirlsa YEAH! HELL YEAH! ER! You didn't hear that.
fangirlsa He'd prolly stab me, though.
* Cioshi hands Claire a Malik blowup doll.
Cioshi Thank God.
* fangirlsa makes loooove to it?
Cioshi I'll bring him alive just to do that job for me.
Cioshi Um...
Cioshi Would you yiff me? Please?
fangirlsa YEAH!
* fangirlsa yiffs.
Cioshi ( By the way. Yiffing is Cyber Sex on Furcadia for all you non-Furcadians. =X )
* Cioshi moans.
Cioshi u r so hawt!!!
fangirlsa omg sew r u!
Cioshi I want to go to the Help Desk now and ask stupid questions...
fangirlsa no!
Cioshi WHY NOT?
Cioshi Okay.
fangirlsa because I need more questions.
Cioshi Are you in love with Kyle?
fangirlsa .................
Cioshi fangirlsa YES! YES! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!
fangirlsa O.O!
fangirlsa Dude!
Cioshi ME!
fangirlsa Maybe. o.o;
Cioshi ...
fangirlsa I think Joey loves him more though. o.o
Cioshi Give me an answer worth reading, Claire.
Cioshi Oh.
Cioshi That's good. XD
Cioshi A punker and a nerd.
Cioshi It was ment to be.
Cioshi Cioshi Okay.
Cioshi Interveiw over.
Cioshi Go to Hell now.
fangirlsa ....I wasn't really thinking about THAT Joey.
Cioshi There is so many...
fangirlsa The Jounouchi Joey.
Cioshi ..
Cioshi Nooo.
fangirlsa I want his sneakers.
Cioshi He needs to be with m-- I mean... Er... The President!
fangirlsa I also want yuugi's sneakers. Er, boots.
Cioshi Let's go now. This got boring.
fangirlsa Danm..
Cioshi One last word?
Cioshi What about two?
fangirlsa Okay.
Cioshi Fuck off.
* Cioshi has quit IRC (QUIT: User exited)
**********End IRC chat.**************
Joey: Dude, you want my sneakers? Why the hell do you want my sneakers? o.O;
Yami: And my aibou's boots?
The Author: Uh, they're pretty? =D
Joey, Yami & Yugi: o_O;
The Author: No. Really. They are. o.O; They probably don't smell that pretty, though.
Cioshi: Ugh...Malik, do me a favour? Introduce her to the pointy end of the Millenium Rod, please?
The Author: He can't ^-^
*Malik can be seen in the backround, trying to yank the cap off*
Cioshi: ...why not?
The Author: I glued it shut.
Malik: WHAAAT?!
The Author: I..uh...ACK!
*Malik, again, can be seen in the backround, this time chasing The Author*
Cioshi: Bai bai, people.. *turns to the chase in the backround* WOO! GO MALIK! *shoves popcorn in her mouth* Yeah, that's it! Stab! Stab!
*end*
