Disclaimer: I, unfortunately, don't own anything of major notice. Like Lord
of the Rings. I admit it! It all belongs to Tolkien! Or whoever has the
rights to it.
Chapter One: And into the world of fanfiction we go.
Chloe yawned tiredly. iReally, what's the point of doing this?/i She wondered idly. Stretching and brushing her soft dark hair out of her face, she tried to concentrate on her teacher's words.
"So, do you understand? The krill are eaten by the fish, which are eaten by bigger fish, which are eaten by birds, sharks or us!" Ms. Clarkson beamed at the class as if they had the mentality of three year olds. "Now, I want you to create a food chain. Can you do that? Do you want me to go over it? Yes? Lucy? Alright, I'll be right over. If there are any questions, don't be shy! Ask!"
Chloe looked dully at the little fish she was meant to cut out and stick on the paper.iNo, I don't understand./i She thought dryly. I really can't be bothered to do any more. She decided. Shoving her pens and scissors into her pencil case, she gathered up her books and waited for the bell to ring.
*****
"Could Geography get anymore boring?" Alyssa groaned. "Why torture us like that? Does she enjoy it?"
"I bet she does" Chloe flopped over, resting her head on the table.
"I am starving." What've you got?" Alyssa poked Chloe's sandwich cautiously. She had found weird things in Chloe's sandwiches before. Like peanut butter, jam and those hundreds and thousands. Chloe had some weird tastes.
"Meh. Just jam this time. I'm not hungry. Wake me when you're done. We'll go to the library." Chloe mumbled from under her masses of hair.
"Mhmm.You know, you should tie your hair up. It looks like you have a mop stuck on your head." Alyssa picked up Chloe's sandwich and peered inside. It looked safe enough.
Chloe waved her hand dismally at her friend. "And I really care what my hair looks like. It's out of my face."
"Actually, it's not at the moment." Alyssa took a healthy-sized bite out of the sandwich. "BLEAUGH!!" She promptly spat out the mouthful. "What else did you put in this? Salt?"
"Right in one." Chloe's laughter was muffled by the mass of arms and hair around her head. "I had a giant stack of toast this morning. I was not prepared to eat lunch. So I played around with the sandwich. Hey!" She sat up and dodged Alyssa's playful swipe. "It won't hurt you." She protested.
"I'm not eating this. It's disgusting."
"I didn't say you had to." Chloe threw Alyssa an amused glance. "Let's go to the library. Unless you're still hungry? I've got another sandwich."
*****
Chloe smiled. "Now, this is quite a bit more interesting that the eco- thingy of Geography." She typed in her user name and password and logged onto fanfiction.net.
"It's called an ecosystem."
"Whatever. Hey, I'm writing a new one. An AU. I've changed quite a bit of Middle Earth." Chloe laughed what she hoped was an evil laugh. "It's not another Mary-Sue, though. I've got enough of those. I'm having all sorts of weird things happening. Like some of the elves, they're being drag queens. And Boromir is afraid of sharp things. Aragorn likes to do line dancing. It's so fun! You should do one of these."
***** In Middle Earth *****
Boromir shrieked once and dropped his sword abruptly, and proceeded to run screaming through Rivendell.
What did you think??! My first fic, don't flame!! Please!! Reviews are very, very well received, because it means people read this stuff.
Chapter One: And into the world of fanfiction we go.
Chloe yawned tiredly. iReally, what's the point of doing this?/i She wondered idly. Stretching and brushing her soft dark hair out of her face, she tried to concentrate on her teacher's words.
"So, do you understand? The krill are eaten by the fish, which are eaten by bigger fish, which are eaten by birds, sharks or us!" Ms. Clarkson beamed at the class as if they had the mentality of three year olds. "Now, I want you to create a food chain. Can you do that? Do you want me to go over it? Yes? Lucy? Alright, I'll be right over. If there are any questions, don't be shy! Ask!"
Chloe looked dully at the little fish she was meant to cut out and stick on the paper.iNo, I don't understand./i She thought dryly. I really can't be bothered to do any more. She decided. Shoving her pens and scissors into her pencil case, she gathered up her books and waited for the bell to ring.
*****
"Could Geography get anymore boring?" Alyssa groaned. "Why torture us like that? Does she enjoy it?"
"I bet she does" Chloe flopped over, resting her head on the table.
"I am starving." What've you got?" Alyssa poked Chloe's sandwich cautiously. She had found weird things in Chloe's sandwiches before. Like peanut butter, jam and those hundreds and thousands. Chloe had some weird tastes.
"Meh. Just jam this time. I'm not hungry. Wake me when you're done. We'll go to the library." Chloe mumbled from under her masses of hair.
"Mhmm.You know, you should tie your hair up. It looks like you have a mop stuck on your head." Alyssa picked up Chloe's sandwich and peered inside. It looked safe enough.
Chloe waved her hand dismally at her friend. "And I really care what my hair looks like. It's out of my face."
"Actually, it's not at the moment." Alyssa took a healthy-sized bite out of the sandwich. "BLEAUGH!!" She promptly spat out the mouthful. "What else did you put in this? Salt?"
"Right in one." Chloe's laughter was muffled by the mass of arms and hair around her head. "I had a giant stack of toast this morning. I was not prepared to eat lunch. So I played around with the sandwich. Hey!" She sat up and dodged Alyssa's playful swipe. "It won't hurt you." She protested.
"I'm not eating this. It's disgusting."
"I didn't say you had to." Chloe threw Alyssa an amused glance. "Let's go to the library. Unless you're still hungry? I've got another sandwich."
*****
Chloe smiled. "Now, this is quite a bit more interesting that the eco- thingy of Geography." She typed in her user name and password and logged onto fanfiction.net.
"It's called an ecosystem."
"Whatever. Hey, I'm writing a new one. An AU. I've changed quite a bit of Middle Earth." Chloe laughed what she hoped was an evil laugh. "It's not another Mary-Sue, though. I've got enough of those. I'm having all sorts of weird things happening. Like some of the elves, they're being drag queens. And Boromir is afraid of sharp things. Aragorn likes to do line dancing. It's so fun! You should do one of these."
***** In Middle Earth *****
Boromir shrieked once and dropped his sword abruptly, and proceeded to run screaming through Rivendell.
What did you think??! My first fic, don't flame!! Please!! Reviews are very, very well received, because it means people read this stuff.
