Disclaimer : *jumping around yelling* I DON'T OWN INU-YASHA!!!! HAPPY NOW!?!?!?!?

Midnight: ahem, sorry for the update being so slow, I had lots of other stuff to do, and I'll leaving for Cap Cod on Sunday and staying there for a week so no more updates until I get back, with da said, TORTURE TIME!!!!!!

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Narrator: And now the only two things standing between you and the door, Midnightelf and Artemis

Artemis: where did the narrator guy come from?

Midnight: I don't know, he just showed up in one chapter, got hit with a brick and never left

Inu-yasha cast: *tied and gaged in chairs*

Midnight: anyway, today were gonna have a war!!!

George W. Bush: oh, yay!! ^____^

Artemis: get outta here!! *kills Bush*

Midnight: uh-oh, the secret serve is gonna be mad, lets hid the body and make it look like rabid spoons did it

Artemis: ok ^___^

Midnight: it wasn't the kind of war Bush was thinking of anyway, it a COSMETICS WAR!!!

Readers, Inu cast & Artemis: ??????????

Midnight: with a cosmetics war, you fight with makeup and try to put makeup on the other guys, duh!! And it's a good way to annoy sisters with lots of makeup, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Artemis: *unties Inu-yahsa cast* first up Kagome, Sango and Inu-yasha!!!!

Sango: wait, I thought you guys only tortured demons

Artemis: not anymore!!!!

Midnight: the rules are simple, you guys will be randomly thrown into different times and places and try to up make up on each other, though we don't know exactly how to get you guys back, but da's a-ok!!!

Artemis: *kicks Kagome, Sango & Inu-yasha into a portal*

(all fighters have landed in different ends of an endless maze)

Inu-yahsa: *looks around* hellllllllloooooooooooo

Echo: Helllllllllllooooooooooooo

Inu-yasha: any one there!!!

Echo: calling anyone out there!!!!

Inu-yasha: that's not what I said.. *walking* *thinking to himself* if I say "this is too easy", something scary will pop up, soooo, wow, this maze is very hard to walk though, I don't think I'll make it to the end

Cosmetic seller ppl: *jump out of nowhere and start selling cosmetics*

Seller # 1: oh, sir, you must buy this lovely shampoo...blah blah blah blah

Seller # 2: yes, but this is hair dye, and I think you would have lovely black hair... blah blah blah blah

Inu-yasha: GAH!!! Their mouths are moving but all I hear is "blah blah blah" I'M GOING CRAZY!!!!!! *runs away*

( Inu-yasha runs through the maze trying to escape cosmetic sellers, until he bumps into Sango and Kagome)

Midnight: *jumps in out of nowhere* hey, you guy are sapose to fight each other, not cosmetic sellers.ok, Artemis stop screwing up my story!!!

Artemis: sorry, couldn't help my self

Cosmetic sellers: *disaper*

Midnight: and now, back to our insanity!!! *leaves*

Kagome: I don't wanna fight you, Inu-yasha *runs to him in slow-mo*

Midnight: *in her world, Arjuma* *to Artemis* this is quickly turning into an over mushy love-story

Artemis: one action packed on crack fic fixer-upper comin' up!!

Inu-yasha: *draws his sword, which now happens to be a tube of lipstick, attacks Kagome*

Kagome: OMGOD!!!!! YOU GOT LIPSTICK ON MY FAVORTIE UNIFORM!!!!

Sango: you know, Kagome all your uniforms look the same so how could you tell them apart?

Kagome: no one asked you, Sango!!

Sango: grrrr *pulls out her boomerang bone, which is now, a case of eye shadow* *repeatedly hits kagome over the head* take this and this and this and that and a little bit of that!!!!

Kagome: X_x

( Sango and Inu-yasha duke it out for awhile, Midnight and Artemis are currently in Arjuma eating popcorn, enjoying the show)

Artemis: um, what's the point of this test?

Midnight: hmm? Oh, I was suger high and was putting make-up on my face, acting like a Amazon

Artemis: -__-;;;;;;;

Sango: *takes mega-sized eye shadow brush and brushes eye shadow on Inu- yasha* take this!!

Inu-yasha: eat lipstick!!!

Artemis: "eat lipstick!!" ?

Midnight: yea, I know, these lines are getting really cheesy, maybe we should stop for now

Artemis: good plan, cause this is quickly turning into the matricks *pionts*

Midnight: 0.0

Sango & Inu-yasha: *frozen in mid-air, rotate 180 degrees and then slash each other*

Midnight: *puts every one back in her house* well da twas fun ^^

Sango, Kagome & Inu-yasha: @.@

Miroku, Naraku &Sess: *sneaking for the door*

Artemis: NO ONE GETS AWAY ALIVE!!!! *claps hands*

Mirrko, Naraku &Sess: *gaged and tied in chairs*

Midnight: well da's our show for now, see ya'll in a week or somethin' like da and read and review please!! No flames!!! And come back for Cosmetic wars PART TWO * peace sign*