Disclaimer: I don't own Inu-yasha, if I did, then I'd be rich..but I'm not

ACK!!!! Sorry for not updating in like ages, schools back (NOOOOOOO!!!!!!) I'm in 8th grade now, and they give us their body weight in home work!!! As of right now, I did it all expect Health( ooooo Bast!! I hate health!!!!) er anyway, on with the fic!!! GET READY, MY FAITHFUL FANS, FOR COSMETIC WARS PART 2!!!!!!!

Midnight: Artemis, have you seen the Inu-yasha cast?

Artemis: nope

Midnight: well, then help me look, here inu cast, here inu cast!!

Artemis: ya know, that never works

Midnight: yea, it did, it worked with my shoes one time

Artemis: I rest my case

(meanwhile, the Inu-yasha cast have managed to cram themselves in to Midnight's closet)

Sess: hehehe, that foolish elf will never find us in here!!

Midnight: *opens closet door* I found you, I win!!!!!

Sess: how did you..?

Midnight: we elves have very good hearing ^_^

Miroku: oh dear..

Artemis: Midnight, please get on with it!!! the readers are getting bored!!

Readers: *falling asleep*

Midnight: and now, for Cosmetic wars part 2, Miroku, Fluffy ^^ (Sess) and Naraku

Readers: *clap clap*

Midnight: *talks to fast due to the candy she just ate* theywillbetransportedtoanotherworldthatidon'tknowthewhereaboutsofbuttheywith fighteachotherandit'sgonnabefunfunfun!!!!!!!! (traslation: they will be transported to another world that I don't know the where abouts of but they will fight with each other and it's gonna be fun fun fun!!!!)

Everyone else: *blink blink*

Midnight: soooooooo, LETS DO IT *transports miroku, sess and naraku to the AU* have fun bye bye ^_^

Sess: *walks into a dark room and turns the light on* eep... *5mins later* ....

???: *singing* we welcome you to munchkin land falalalalalalala!!!!!

Munchkin #1: here have a lollypop

Sess: I SMELL A GREAT EVIL, AN EVIL THAT WILL DESTORY US ALL!!!!! WAHHH!!!! MOMMMY!!!!! *runs out of room*

(Sess runs so fast he doesn't noticed that be bumped into Naraku)

Naraku: their coming to take me away ehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!

Sess: *sweatdrop*

Naraku: we should be fighting right?

Sess: yea *pulls out a huge bottle of foudation* -__-

Naraku: *has a large pencil of eye liner*

(sess dumps half the foundation on Naraku's head, Naraku cries like a baby and writes the word "meanie" on Sess's face*

Sess: my FACE, look what you've done to my beautiful face!!!!!!!!

Naraku: hey, where's that monk?

Sess: I don't know

(meanwhile)

Miroku: get back!!! I have...lip gloss? -_- and I'm not afraid to use it!!! (Miroku is being attacked by a gaggle of old ladies)

Old ladies: but we wish to bear your children!!!

Miroku: 0.o aaaaaiiieeeee *runs away* (the old ladies follow)

(soon he comes to Naraku and Sess, Sess has been blinded by the eye liner and Naraku ate some of the foundation)

Artemis: think they've had enough?

Midnight: yep ^^

*********************************************************************** Well, that was er.strange for lack of a better word, join us next time when we ..do somethin' else read and review!!!! And no flames!!!!