My friend was wondering what the wizarding children did before they went to Hogwarts. I told her that they were obviously home educated and then this popped into my mind, I texted it to her and this is the extended form. ***Contains unnecessary but amusing references to mildly perverse sexual acts.****
Malfoy Nursery Alphabet
A is for Assassination- attempts always thwarted
B is for Bondage- in dungeons dark
C is for Curses-cruciatus and all
D is for Deatheaters- servants loyal of the dark Lord
E is for Elegance- and eternal Malfoys
F is Firedrakes- guardians of the treasures
G is for Grindelwald-Late Lord of Darkness
H is for House-elves- ready and willing
I is for imperious- a most ingenious curse
J is for Jeeves- the faithful butler
K is for Knockturn Alley- where Blood is appreciated
L is for lies - and living in Luxury
M is for Malfoy-such a beautiful name
N is for Not Nice-well who wants to be that?
O is for Orgies -perversion abounds
P is for Pureblood- perfection toujours
Q is for Quartz- purity in a stone
R is for Riddles- Our Sphinxes know many
S is for Slytherin- a man of truth
T is for terror tactics- a malfoy tradition
U is for Unique-as the Malfoy blood is
V is or Voldemort- our lord and master
W is for Wizard and Witch our noble race
X is for Xenophobia- No mudbloods here
Y is for Young and Beautiful- like all Malfoys
Z is for zips- well they could be useful…
