My friend was wondering what the wizarding children did before they went to Hogwarts.   I told her that they were obviously home educated and then this popped into my mind, I texted it to her and this is the extended form.  ***Contains unnecessary but amusing references to mildly perverse sexual acts.****

Malfoy Nursery Alphabet

A is for Assassination- attempts always thwarted

B is for Bondage- in dungeons dark

C is for Curses-cruciatus and all

D is for Deatheaters- servants loyal of the dark Lord

E is for Elegance- and eternal Malfoys

F is Firedrakes- guardians of the treasures

G is for Grindelwald-Late Lord of Darkness

H is for House-elves- ready and willing

I is for imperious- a most ingenious curse

J is for Jeeves- the faithful butler

K is for Knockturn Alley- where Blood is appreciated

L  is for lies - and living in Luxury

M is for Malfoy-such a beautiful name

N is for Not Nice-well who wants to be that?

O is for Orgies -perversion abounds

P is for Pureblood- perfection toujours

Q is for Quartz- purity in a stone

R is for Riddles- Our Sphinxes know many

S is for Slytherin- a man of truth

T is for terror tactics- a malfoy tradition

U is for Unique-as the Malfoy blood is

V is or Voldemort- our lord and master

W is for Wizard and Witch our noble race

X is for Xenophobia- No mudbloods here

Y is for Young and Beautiful- like all Malfoys

Z is for zips- well they could be useful…