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Chapter 2
And so the Fellowship found themselves in Mirkwood. Walking under the dark trees, they quietly made their way to Thranduil's palace. Gandalf was in the lead, as usual, with Aragorn following closely behind.
"How much further is it to your home Legolas?" Pippin whined. He and Merry looked around, searching for the elf. "Legolas?" The two of them stopped and waited for the rest of the fellowship to pass. Gimli was taking up the rear.
"Would you get off me!" Merry and Pippin heard him shout.
"B-but the Mary Sues will get meeeee!" A high-pitched voice wailed. The two hobbits turned to face each other and both said
"Found him" Gimli noticed them and mouthed a 'Get him off!'. Pippin nodded and poked Legolas in the side. Letting out a loud giggle, Legolas fell to the ground. Gimli stepped over him.
"Thank you, young Pippin." He said, and went after the rest of the Fellowship. Legolas glared up at them from his spot on the grass
"Mind telling me why you did that?"
"Gimli asked us to."
"Oh I see. And if I asked you to go jump off one of the Misty Mountains, would you?"
"Of course not! That's absurd! There are Stone Giants up there!" Pippin said.
"And they throw rocks at each other!" Merry agreed. Legolas put his head in his hands.
"Why am I surrounded by idiots?"
"Because you love us to bits!" Pippin said. "Ask us another!"
After being persuaded not to hide behind Gimli, Legolas and the others continued with their journey.
"It's very quiet Aragorn." Frodo told the ranger.
"Too quiet. There's something amiss." Frodo looked around.
"What is it, Master Frodo?" Sam asked. Suddenly there was a shriek. Everyone turned around to find Legolas being glomped by many girls. They all looked the same, long hair and big eyes. Their attire was more or less the same; velvet dresses varying in colour.
"Help...me..." Legolas squeaked, before being dragged down.
"We must act quickly! If he's under those girls for much longer, then he will turn into something fouler than an orc!"
"What will he turn into Gandalf?" Frodo asked. But the wizard would not say.
"Hurry! Attack!" Aragorn shouted, notching an arrow to his bow. Boromir and the hobbits ran into the mass of Mary-Sues. Boromir was grabbing hold of them and throwing them off the elf. Each and every one landed at Gandalf's feet. The wizard looked down at them. He shook his head.
"Such sad cases." Gimli, who refused to help the elf, was standing next to Gandalf.
"Haven't they got anything better to do? Legolas isn't that good looking!" They turned back to the 'fight'. The hobbits were attacking the girls, biting their ankles and tripping them up.
"Legolas!" Boromir shouted, flinging Mary-Sues all over the place. The elf became visible. "He's unconscious!"
"Well at least he won't complain about the nasty spiders!" Gimli grunted. Gandalf took his pipe out of his mouth and grabbed his staff from nearby. Mumbling a few words, he threw his arm out in front of him. The Mary-Sues levitated, and then flew different ways. Boromir and Aragorn gave Gandalf dirty looks.
"You could have done that all along?"
"Of course. I AM a wizard after all..."
"What happened to me?" Legolas groggily asked. Gimli peered down at him.
"You were attacked by Mary-Sues."
"I was? Oh." Legolas rubbed an eye, and then looked down. "ARGH! Where've my clothes gone?"
"Gandalf performed a spell that lifted the Mary-Sues off you, and literally threw them away. Unfortunately, they were holding onto your garments a little too tightly."
"So when they went, so did your clothes." Aragorn said. "You can borrow some of mine until we get to your home." Legolas's nose crinkled in disgust.
"No thank you. I would rather go naked." Pippin looked at Legolas.
"But you still have part of your leggings! You need not go naked!"
"Shut up Pippin!" Merry said. Legolas ignored them and turned to Gimli.
"I suppose that you didn't lend a stump in helping me?" Gimli was taken aback.
"I'll have you know that it isn't a stump, it's a hand, just like yours. And no, I didn't see it worth my time to help you. What's one less elf?"
"Ah, but he is the Prince of Mirkwood!" said Sam.
"Pfft! He'll never inherit Mirkwood!" Gimli snorted.
"Don't rub it in..." Legolas whined.
End chapter two.
Erk! I hope I got that Stone Giants bit right...I hoped you all liked that...my friends seemed to.
Oh! A.M.S.S. means 'Anti Mary-Sue Squad', if you hadn't picked up on that.
Review please!
Chapter 2
And so the Fellowship found themselves in Mirkwood. Walking under the dark trees, they quietly made their way to Thranduil's palace. Gandalf was in the lead, as usual, with Aragorn following closely behind.
"How much further is it to your home Legolas?" Pippin whined. He and Merry looked around, searching for the elf. "Legolas?" The two of them stopped and waited for the rest of the fellowship to pass. Gimli was taking up the rear.
"Would you get off me!" Merry and Pippin heard him shout.
"B-but the Mary Sues will get meeeee!" A high-pitched voice wailed. The two hobbits turned to face each other and both said
"Found him" Gimli noticed them and mouthed a 'Get him off!'. Pippin nodded and poked Legolas in the side. Letting out a loud giggle, Legolas fell to the ground. Gimli stepped over him.
"Thank you, young Pippin." He said, and went after the rest of the Fellowship. Legolas glared up at them from his spot on the grass
"Mind telling me why you did that?"
"Gimli asked us to."
"Oh I see. And if I asked you to go jump off one of the Misty Mountains, would you?"
"Of course not! That's absurd! There are Stone Giants up there!" Pippin said.
"And they throw rocks at each other!" Merry agreed. Legolas put his head in his hands.
"Why am I surrounded by idiots?"
"Because you love us to bits!" Pippin said. "Ask us another!"
After being persuaded not to hide behind Gimli, Legolas and the others continued with their journey.
"It's very quiet Aragorn." Frodo told the ranger.
"Too quiet. There's something amiss." Frodo looked around.
"What is it, Master Frodo?" Sam asked. Suddenly there was a shriek. Everyone turned around to find Legolas being glomped by many girls. They all looked the same, long hair and big eyes. Their attire was more or less the same; velvet dresses varying in colour.
"Help...me..." Legolas squeaked, before being dragged down.
"We must act quickly! If he's under those girls for much longer, then he will turn into something fouler than an orc!"
"What will he turn into Gandalf?" Frodo asked. But the wizard would not say.
"Hurry! Attack!" Aragorn shouted, notching an arrow to his bow. Boromir and the hobbits ran into the mass of Mary-Sues. Boromir was grabbing hold of them and throwing them off the elf. Each and every one landed at Gandalf's feet. The wizard looked down at them. He shook his head.
"Such sad cases." Gimli, who refused to help the elf, was standing next to Gandalf.
"Haven't they got anything better to do? Legolas isn't that good looking!" They turned back to the 'fight'. The hobbits were attacking the girls, biting their ankles and tripping them up.
"Legolas!" Boromir shouted, flinging Mary-Sues all over the place. The elf became visible. "He's unconscious!"
"Well at least he won't complain about the nasty spiders!" Gimli grunted. Gandalf took his pipe out of his mouth and grabbed his staff from nearby. Mumbling a few words, he threw his arm out in front of him. The Mary-Sues levitated, and then flew different ways. Boromir and Aragorn gave Gandalf dirty looks.
"You could have done that all along?"
"Of course. I AM a wizard after all..."
"What happened to me?" Legolas groggily asked. Gimli peered down at him.
"You were attacked by Mary-Sues."
"I was? Oh." Legolas rubbed an eye, and then looked down. "ARGH! Where've my clothes gone?"
"Gandalf performed a spell that lifted the Mary-Sues off you, and literally threw them away. Unfortunately, they were holding onto your garments a little too tightly."
"So when they went, so did your clothes." Aragorn said. "You can borrow some of mine until we get to your home." Legolas's nose crinkled in disgust.
"No thank you. I would rather go naked." Pippin looked at Legolas.
"But you still have part of your leggings! You need not go naked!"
"Shut up Pippin!" Merry said. Legolas ignored them and turned to Gimli.
"I suppose that you didn't lend a stump in helping me?" Gimli was taken aback.
"I'll have you know that it isn't a stump, it's a hand, just like yours. And no, I didn't see it worth my time to help you. What's one less elf?"
"Ah, but he is the Prince of Mirkwood!" said Sam.
"Pfft! He'll never inherit Mirkwood!" Gimli snorted.
"Don't rub it in..." Legolas whined.
End chapter two.
Erk! I hope I got that Stone Giants bit right...I hoped you all liked that...my friends seemed to.
Oh! A.M.S.S. means 'Anti Mary-Sue Squad', if you hadn't picked up on that.
Review please!
