Of course the Weasleys have their own Nursery Alphabet too, but it looks like s/one has been adding to it…
Weasley Nursery Alphabet
A is for Attic, and the Ghoul within.
B is for The Burrow, home sweet home.
C is for Chudley Cannons, we will win the cup! (dream on Dad)
D is for Dumbledore, wise and true.
E is for ELECTRICKERY, a muggle technology.
F is for Floo powder, cheap and efficient. (and Fred)
G is for Gryffindor as all Weasleys are.(and George)
H is for House-Elf, but we don't have one.
I is for Imps, naughty wee things.
J is for Jokes, and jolly japes.
K is for Kneazles, clever little beasts.
L is for Leprechauns, with pots of gold.
M is for Muggles, fascinating creatures.
N is for Nifflers, I wish we could have one.
O is for Owls-bringing the post.
P is for Percia- dear old mum. (Gran to us)
Q is for Quidditch, the beautiful game.
R is for Ronald, our favourite great uncle. (blatant favouritism!)
S is for Stitches, I wonder if they work. (he tried, they don't)
T is for Tatzlwurm, an alpine fiend.
U is for Unicorn, precious and pale.
V is for Virginia, darling ma-in-law. (or the Old Bag as dad usually calls her)
W is for Weasley (and Wizarding Wheezes)
X is for Xylophone, plunketty plunk (We think Dad was starting to flag here)
Y is for Yin and Yang, the eternal balance. (Yup, he was really flagging)
Z is for Zodiac, which sign are you? (Could we be anything but Gemini?)
