I have risen from the dead to bring you the next part! Disclaimer time! I don't own, so you no sue!

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Rivendell part 2

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Arwen and Frodo (and Asfaloth) arrived at Rivendell late in the evening. Elrond was there to greet them.

"Quick! To the infirmary with this little hobbit!" Arwen looked at him strangely.

"We have an infirmary?"

"Ah, no. Just an empty room." He pointed in the direction of the 'infirmary'. Arwen hurriedly hurried to get Frodo set right.

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"So, you let Arwen ride off, with the ring bearer? Great thinking, oh Mighty Ranger!" Legolas sneered. Merry and Pippin's ears twitched upon hearing this remark, and they began humming a tune.

"I thought it was! At least Frodo will get taken care of. Unlike your want to, and I quote, 'Cut the wound out of him with a twig.'" Aragorn said to the elf

"I said that?!"

"It was either you or the dwarf." Gimli and Legolas looked at one another.

"He did!" They both cried, pointing to each other. Aragorn sighed.

"Never mind. Now, let's get to Rivendell!"

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"Whaaa... Where am I?" Frodo blinked, getting the sleep out of his eyes. A girl was sitting by his bedside, watching him closely. "Who are you?" Frodo asked the girl, clutching his blankets.

"Me? Oh I'm just your average Mary-Sue girl! Now, give me a kiss, you hot hunk of a hobbit!" She lunged for Frodo.

"ARGH!!" Frodo leaped away from the bed, and onto the floor. "ARAGORN! HELP ME!!" The girl, finding her quarry not to be on the bed, turned around and grinned at him. Frodo whimpered, mumbling incoherent things to nobody in particular. Suddenly the door was thrown open, and the girl was dragged back by a dark haired elf.

"I am indeed sorry to keep you waiting Master Hobbit, but urgent matters required me elsewhere." A female elf walked past. She caught the eye of Frodo's rescuer and giggled, never breaking her step. Frodo raised an eyebrow

"I see. And you are...?"

"Oh! Yes, my name! I am Elladan, twin brother of Elrohir." Frodo nodded, and sat on the edge of the bed.

"Pardon my inquisitiveness, but do you happen to know Stri-Aragorn?" Elladan smiled.

"Ah yes, the Ranger. He is engaged to my sister you know."

"Is he? Who is your sister?"

"Why, the Lady Arwen!" Seeing Frodo's surprised expression, he continued, "Did you not know that we are siblings?"

"I did not. But I see the resemblance now." A feral growl was heard, and they broke their conversation to look down at the girl. She was frothing at the mouth, and none too pleased at not having her hobbit.

"I am sorry for this....incident. I do not know how she managed to get in. My brother and myself had locked all the Mary-Sues we found in a broom cupboard. Obviously we missed one."

"It would be appreciated if that... thing could be removed from here. It's making me chill." Frodo stated. Elladan nodded.

"Ah yes. I must apologise once again for the inconvenience. My father will wish to talk to you. I must go now. Nap well, little hobbit!" Elladan said, dragging the frothing girl away. The door was closed behind him, only to be flung open again.

"Frodo! Mister Frodo!"

"Hullo Sam."

"That elf... he-he had one of them... girls. Did one attack you?" The look of worry was evident in Sam's face. Frodo chuckled

"No Sam, I am fine. She nearly got me though."

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The remainder of the Fellowship arrived at Rivendell, rather late, as was pointed out by Gimli.

"Look! It's nearly night-time! We're late!"

"Hush Dwarf! Look upon Rivendell with astonishment, for not many dwarves come here." Legolas said to the dwarf. Gimli just 'hmphed' and followed Gandalf into the main building. They were met by Elrond.

"You made it! It's about time!"

"Sorry Lord Elrond, but certain people insisted on climbing trees to look for squirrels..." Aragorn said, casting a glance at Merry and Pippin.

"What? They told us they had biscuits!" Elrond chuckled and turned back to the Ranger.

"Elladan and Elrohir have locked the girls in a small, dark room. As we speak, they are being checked upon and watered."

"How is our cousin Frodo?" Pippin asked

"Your cousin is fine, Peregrin Took. There was a mishap earlier, but all has been taken care of." Merry and Pippin's eyes widened. They ran off to find out what had befallen their cousin.

"Gandalf, we require your magic to get rid of these nuisances. Follow me, if you will." Elrond headed in the direction of the Mary-Sue prison. Gandalf followed, but was stopped by Gimli.

"And what exactly are we to do here?"

"You, my friends, can go and make sure that Merry and young Pippin do not get themselves into any trouble. I will see you soon." And he left. Gimli frowned.

"We traipse through mud and fire, ash and water, and what do we have to do? Baby-sit hobbits!"

"Um...Gimli? The traipsing through fire and water happens later." Legolas reminded him. Gimli frowned once again and raced off after the young hobbits.

"Shall we?" Legolas asked Aragorn.

"Please, after you"

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"Here we are. In that room, are some of the foulest things in Middle- Earth, besides dwarves anyway." Gandalf turned a deaf ear to the last remark. Stepping up to the door, he rapped sharply on it. Hissing could be heard from the other side. Gandalf took a step back.

"Hum... It sounds as though they are more rabid than the ones who attacked Legolas. Tell me, did they go after Frodo?"

"They did." Gandalf 'hummed' again. "And I do not know whether Arwen told you, but a few tried to slay her. Dark days are these." Elrond added.

"Rightyho!" Gandalf stepped back up to the door. Mumbling a few words, he lifted his staff high above his head, and brought it back down again, cracking the stone floor. "Go back to the world from which you came! Foul temptresses, do not meddle in other worlds you know nothing of!" There was a loud crashing sound, and the door flew open, banging against the wall. The girls shot out of the door and in all directions. One attempted to hold onto the doorframe, but was hit by another flying girl and lost her grip.

"How many did you lock up in here?" Gandalf asked Elrond. Elrond shrugged and watched as one girl went spinning around the chandelier, getting her hair singed.

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Soon, all the girls had been taken care of. Elrond went off to survey the damage done by the girls in flight, while Gandalf headed for Frodo's room. Here, he found the rest of the fellowship, all talking at once.

"To the Mines of Moria! There are bound to be plenty to get rid of!" Gimli was saying.

"Oh yes! Of course! There are sooo many rabid fan girls who just WANT to glomp a dwarf..." Legolas replied.

"Are you insulting my race?" Gimli tightened his grip on his axe.

"No! I'm making the flowers grow! Of course I'm insulting your race!" They continued to bicker. Aragorn, Boromir and the hobbits groaned.

"Why do we have to put up with this Gandalf?" Aragorn asked.

"I do not know. But what I do know, which is an awful lot, is that the danger that's is Mary-Sues, is over." Everyone, including Legolas and Gimli, looked at him in wonder.

"Really Gandalf? Are you sure?"

"Did you really kill them all?" Legolas asked. Gandalf laughed nervously

"Err...well, I didn't KILL them...I just sent them back to where they came from!" Mutterings of 'Oh!' came from the fellowship.

"That really is great news Gandalf!" Gimli said, "Now, are we finally going to get out of this elf ridden place?"

"All in good time, Master Dwarf. There is something I must see to." Aragorn said, and left the room.

"Where's he going Gandalf?" Pippin asked, watching Aragorn's retreating form.

"I would tell you, if you were but a little older..." Gandalf said, with a twinkle in his eye.

"Ooooh! Gandalf! Your eye went all shiny!" Pippin exclaimed

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You can guess where Aragorn buggered off to...the next chapter will be up whenever...probably after my AS level exams...and I thought GCSEs were hard. Damn. More up soon! I hope!