I'm back!!! Yes it's me, Rya Clover! Finally I have time to update something!!! ^.^ you see I've been studying most of the summer because well. I was kind of suck at school, but I got a good grade in English!!! There's a first for every thing I guess!!! Anyway I'm finally updating the Ron fic! Go me! Go me!!! I actually forgot my password from not using it in so long!!!

Anyway on with the fic!!! WWWHHHAHAHHAHAHA Cough, cough, gag, gag, choke ( fall over and die) I'm okay anyway here it is!!!

Okay, so now all I need to pull this prank let me see. Ah, yes. Convincing

the house elves that I'm making a special "birthday" treat for Dumbledore. That should

work well enough. then I need to get some potion ingredients. HOW THE HELL AM

I GOING TO DO THAT?!? Wait, (sneaky smile) Fred and George did give me those

insulting rockets that they made me for my birthday!!!

(A.N PS The insult rockets are my idea mine I tell you mine anyway on with the fic)

The funny thing about insulting rockets is that you talk into it and it changes your voice

so you can sound like anyone or anything. hehehehhehe who is Snape's worst enemy in

school. SIRIUS BLACK!!! DUH!!! So all I have to do is say what I want the rocket to

say to Snape and then just turn the thing to Sirius Black mode. The funny thing about this

is that it should be able to make Sirius appear right in the middle of the classroom!!! You

know this prank might be good enough for me to forget the Dumbledore one. NAH!!!

Okay. Here it is the moment of truth. I throw the thing into the closest person near me's

potion. It happened to be Hermione, but the genius behind it is that Snape won't suspect Harry

or me doing it because Hermione's our best friend. You know, maybe I should make this

into a carreer. mm.anyway, okay now that the thing is in it'll take around 30

seconds to get ready. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Boom (O.o) to tell you the truth I didn't

know the Boom would be so loud! Owwie. yes! It's working. Sirius is right in the

middle of the class oh my god every one looks like their going to have a heart attack! Oh

here we go!!! " Hello, Snivellus (he said with a sneer) I see you look the same, just as ugly

as ever!" And then he laughed, "So how did the last prank we did on you leave you

Snivellus? I'm surprised your hair isn't still pink and your skin isn't blue!!!" " But you

must admit it's a major improvement to how you usually look, you greasy haired git!!"

At this, point Snape was shocked. A priceless moment I should have brought a camera! Oh god, I

almost forgot the ingredients while every one is still staring and the insult rocket I get all

the stuff I need and a bit extra. You never know when it will come in handy! ^-^! Anyway

I'm back at my seat before anyone can notice, but I don't think even if I cast a hex on

someone anyone would notice. Snape is still staring dumbstruck at the thing. Then he

screams, "BLACK! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

everyone turns to stare at the Professor then there's a loud cracking that sounds a

lot like when someone appirates. Operation One of Conquer the School has begun!!!

What did you think? I finally got it down!!