I'm back!!! Yes it's me, Rya Clover! Finally I have time to update
something!!! ^.^ you see I've been studying most of the summer because
well. I was kind of suck at school, but I got a good grade in English!!!
There's a first for every thing I guess!!! Anyway I'm finally updating the
Ron fic! Go me! Go me!!! I actually forgot my password from not using it in
so long!!!
Anyway on with the fic!!! WWWHHHAHAHHAHAHA Cough, cough, gag, gag, choke ( fall over and die) I'm okay anyway here it is!!!
Okay, so now all I need to pull this prank let me see. Ah, yes. Convincing
the house elves that I'm making a special "birthday" treat for Dumbledore. That should
work well enough. then I need to get some potion ingredients. HOW THE HELL AM
I GOING TO DO THAT?!? Wait, (sneaky smile) Fred and George did give me those
insulting rockets that they made me for my birthday!!!
(A.N PS The insult rockets are my idea mine I tell you mine anyway on with the fic)
The funny thing about insulting rockets is that you talk into it and it changes your voice
so you can sound like anyone or anything. hehehehhehe who is Snape's worst enemy in
school. SIRIUS BLACK!!! DUH!!! So all I have to do is say what I want the rocket to
say to Snape and then just turn the thing to Sirius Black mode. The funny thing about this
is that it should be able to make Sirius appear right in the middle of the classroom!!! You
know this prank might be good enough for me to forget the Dumbledore one. NAH!!!
Okay. Here it is the moment of truth. I throw the thing into the closest person near me's
potion. It happened to be Hermione, but the genius behind it is that Snape won't suspect Harry
or me doing it because Hermione's our best friend. You know, maybe I should make this
into a carreer. mm.anyway, okay now that the thing is in it'll take around 30
seconds to get ready. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Boom (O.o) to tell you the truth I didn't
know the Boom would be so loud! Owwie. yes! It's working. Sirius is right in the
middle of the class oh my god every one looks like their going to have a heart attack! Oh
here we go!!! " Hello, Snivellus (he said with a sneer) I see you look the same, just as ugly
as ever!" And then he laughed, "So how did the last prank we did on you leave you
Snivellus? I'm surprised your hair isn't still pink and your skin isn't blue!!!" " But you
must admit it's a major improvement to how you usually look, you greasy haired git!!"
At this, point Snape was shocked. A priceless moment I should have brought a camera! Oh god, I
almost forgot the ingredients while every one is still staring and the insult rocket I get all
the stuff I need and a bit extra. You never know when it will come in handy! ^-^! Anyway
I'm back at my seat before anyone can notice, but I don't think even if I cast a hex on
someone anyone would notice. Snape is still staring dumbstruck at the thing. Then he
screams, "BLACK! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
everyone turns to stare at the Professor then there's a loud cracking that sounds a
lot like when someone appirates. Operation One of Conquer the School has begun!!!
What did you think? I finally got it down!!
Anyway on with the fic!!! WWWHHHAHAHHAHAHA Cough, cough, gag, gag, choke ( fall over and die) I'm okay anyway here it is!!!
Okay, so now all I need to pull this prank let me see. Ah, yes. Convincing
the house elves that I'm making a special "birthday" treat for Dumbledore. That should
work well enough. then I need to get some potion ingredients. HOW THE HELL AM
I GOING TO DO THAT?!? Wait, (sneaky smile) Fred and George did give me those
insulting rockets that they made me for my birthday!!!
(A.N PS The insult rockets are my idea mine I tell you mine anyway on with the fic)
The funny thing about insulting rockets is that you talk into it and it changes your voice
so you can sound like anyone or anything. hehehehhehe who is Snape's worst enemy in
school. SIRIUS BLACK!!! DUH!!! So all I have to do is say what I want the rocket to
say to Snape and then just turn the thing to Sirius Black mode. The funny thing about this
is that it should be able to make Sirius appear right in the middle of the classroom!!! You
know this prank might be good enough for me to forget the Dumbledore one. NAH!!!
Okay. Here it is the moment of truth. I throw the thing into the closest person near me's
potion. It happened to be Hermione, but the genius behind it is that Snape won't suspect Harry
or me doing it because Hermione's our best friend. You know, maybe I should make this
into a carreer. mm.anyway, okay now that the thing is in it'll take around 30
seconds to get ready. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Boom (O.o) to tell you the truth I didn't
know the Boom would be so loud! Owwie. yes! It's working. Sirius is right in the
middle of the class oh my god every one looks like their going to have a heart attack! Oh
here we go!!! " Hello, Snivellus (he said with a sneer) I see you look the same, just as ugly
as ever!" And then he laughed, "So how did the last prank we did on you leave you
Snivellus? I'm surprised your hair isn't still pink and your skin isn't blue!!!" " But you
must admit it's a major improvement to how you usually look, you greasy haired git!!"
At this, point Snape was shocked. A priceless moment I should have brought a camera! Oh god, I
almost forgot the ingredients while every one is still staring and the insult rocket I get all
the stuff I need and a bit extra. You never know when it will come in handy! ^-^! Anyway
I'm back at my seat before anyone can notice, but I don't think even if I cast a hex on
someone anyone would notice. Snape is still staring dumbstruck at the thing. Then he
screams, "BLACK! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
everyone turns to stare at the Professor then there's a loud cracking that sounds a
lot like when someone appirates. Operation One of Conquer the School has begun!!!
What did you think? I finally got it down!!
