A/N: This chapter will be uncensored.

Another Day in the Mishima Mansion

Chapter3

It was 7:14 a.m. in the morning and Jin was the only person awake in the house.

In the kitchen

Jin: (going through the refrigerator), I could be playing my Xbox right now, but noooo mom had to get rid of the only game I play on Xbox besides Metal Gear Solid 2 Substance.

Lee: Yeah that's really unfair.

Jin: (screams)

Lee: (laughs)

Jin: Uncle what are you doing sneaking behind.

Lee I woke at the same time you did, so I decided to follow you.

Jin: Oh.

Lee: Jin it looks like you a girlfriend.

Jin: Maybe

Lee: All you need in your life of sin you and your girlfriend.

Jin: I would ask her 21 questions and they all about us.

Lee: When you walk up to her you would say excuse miss what's your name, can you come hang with me, and possibly can I take you out tonight.

Jin: Which girl could I ask to go out with; also, it can't a girl from Tekken.

Lee: That's going to be hard. Who do you want to ask out?

(Jin and Lee go into the living room)

Jin: I don't know.

Lee: I saw you flirting with Mei Ling yesterday. She looked happy when you were talking to her.

Jin: You were flirting Trish yesterday, so what do you have to say about that.

Lee: That's not the point, besides Trish came to me alright.

Jin: Sure, anyways I'm going back to bed.

Lee: You might have a chance because were going to the mall today to find a new TV.

Later that day, Heihachi called Kazuya, Lee, and Jin

Heihachi: All of us are going to the mall today to find a new TV, since Kazuya smashed are other one on my head.

Kazuya: Yep, that was one of my proudest moments. I'm staying home.

Heihachi: Hell no, you coming and everyone else is coming with me.

Kazuya: You can't make me do Sh**, so f**k you.

Lee: The author wasn't joking about the swearing part.

Heihachi: Kazuya you know what I have in my hand.

Kazuya: A videotape so what

Heihachi: But, you don't know what's on it and if you want to find out come to my room.

In Heihachi's bedroom

Heihachi: (puts the tape in the VCR)

5 minutes later

Kazuya and Lee: (screams) WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM?

Heihachi: I guess you don't remember that Christmas play you had in elementary school when you two was dressed up as reindeers.

Lee: He got us again.

Heihachi: If the both of you don't want every character from Tekken, Virtual Fighter, and Dead or Alive to own this video you will come with me.

Jin: You don't have anything on me, so don't have to go.

Heihachi: Jin do you remember when we went camping?

Jin: No

Heihachi: Well let's look at the tape.

5 minutes later

Jin: How the hell did you get that?

Heihachi: I had a hidden camera in my jacket just in case something like that happened. Yep I can remember it like it was yesterday, when you sprayed by a skunk and we had to wash you with tomato juice.

Kazuya: You really stunk that day.

Heihachi: Jin if you don't want every girl in Tekken, Virtual Fighter, and Dead or

Jin: Alright I'll go, can't believe it.

Heihachi: We'll be leaving in 5 minutes. (leaves the room)

Kazuya: We have to get him back.

Lee: Yeah, he's trying to destroy our reputations.

Jin: We'll get him back with a little help from Solid Snake and Otacon.

At the mall

Heihachi: Isn't great being at the mall

Kazuya, Jin, and Lee: No!!!

Heihachi: I forgot to tell y'all that I need your help picking out a TV so y'all coming to the store with me.

Kazuya: The hell I will

Heihachi: Oh look isn't that Solid Snake and Raiden.

Jin: (pointing at Raiden), you told me that was Liquid Snake.

Heihachi: Well I lied.

Jin: Why

Heihachi: Because I hate you so much. (Walks away)

Kazuya: So Heihachi made you think that Raiden was Liquid Snake.

Jin: Yes

(Kazuya and Lee burst out laughing)

Lee: He really tricked you.

Kazuya: Well since there here lets go talk to them.

5 minutes later

Kazuya: You think you can do it.

Solid Snake: Yeah, come to the hideout tomorrow so we can set it up.

Kazuya: Alright, come on lets go find Heihachi:

Heihachi: So were y'all at?

Kazuya: We had to go talk to a friend.

Heihachi: I would sure love to show that tape to everyone.

Lee: Can we just go get your damn TV.

Heihachi: If it makes you happen. Jin look who it is. (points to Dead or Alive girls)

DOAg: (waves at Jin)

Jin: (waves back), (blushes)

Heihachi: We should invite them to dinner.

Jin: Heihachi shut your fucking mouth!!!!!!

Heihachi: Jin you can't talk to me like that.

Kazuya: I can Heihachi shut your fucking mouth!!!!!!

Lee: Lets just get the fucking TV.

Dr. Zero: We shouldn't make the next chapter uncensored.

Kantwon: Your right, besides this was one time deal.

Dr. Zero: I'm hungry lets go to McDonalds.

Kantwon: Yeah, come on lets go.

A/N: That was first and last time I'll uncensored the chapters unless y'all want me too. It'll might be some time before I update this story again. That's why this chapter is longer then the other ones. Now review.