Another Day in the Mishima Mansion

Chapter4

At the Philanthropy hideout or whatever you call it.

Kazuya: I got great idea to get back at Heihachi for threaten to humiliate us.

Snake: Well since I know I can trust you we'll help you.

Otacon: Intelligence confirms us that Heihachi is probably planning something with the help of Solidus and Ocelot.

Jin: What is this intelligence?

Otacon: It's where we get our information.

Lee: What he means is who is it.

Raiden: If we tell you that we'd have to kill you.

Kazuya: Tell him anyway and I'll kill him.

Kantwon: Sorry I can't allow to kill anyway.

Snake: How did you get in here.

Kantwon: I'm the author I can do anything I want.

Kai: Besides we're on a mission.

Lee: Who are you

Kantwon: He's another one of my original characters. Y'all already know Dr. Zero

Dr. Zero: We're here to infiltrate your refrigerator and make a sandwich.

Snake: Why are you going through are refrigerator.

Kantwon: We go through everyone refrigerator, because we can do anything we want see watch. (snaps his fingers)

Kazuya: Holy sh** we're on the moon.

Kantwon: (snaps his fingers)

Raiden: Whoa you can do anything you want.

Kai: Don't ever try doubt him again bi**h.

Kantwon: Alright let's leave. (disappears)

Snake: Kazuya what's your plan.

Jin: Before we you say anything me and Raiden going in the other room.

Kazuya: Good idea, get the hell out.

In some other room

Jin: Damnit I failed the mission.

Raiden: Too bad my turn. (sees Rose), f**k I gotta hide somewhere. (hides in cardboard box)

Jin: Raiden ain't no way in hell that'll work..

Rose: Jin have you seen Jack anywhere.

Jin: No

Rose: Damn it where is he. (goes into another room)

Jin: Well I'll be damn that actually work.

Raiden: And you doubt my skills

Jin: That wasn't skill that was stupidity. Why are you hiding from her?

Raiden: Cause she wants to talk about something. She always wants to talk it's annoying.

(Raiden codec beeps)

Raiden: Hold on I got a call.

Colonel: Raiden S3 doesn't stand of Solid Snake Simulation it

Raiden: I know what it mean now stop calling damn it.

In the other room

Snake: So poker night will be on Wednesdays, Saturdays, and Fridays.

Kazuya: Yeah and we invite some people.

Otacon: Shouldn't we talk about the plan?

Lee: Don't worry we got all day.

Kazuya: Snake you remember when I first tried the VR system.

Snake: Oh yeah that was fun.

[Flashback]

Snake: There's Heihachi and Ocelot.

Kazuya: Let's kill em.

Heihachi: A you got the remote.

Ocelot: Yeah let's go. (pushes button)

Kazuya: Great we're stuck here.

Snake: Looks like we're in some deep s**t

Guard1: More s**t than you can image.

Guard2: Both of you are arrested.

[End of Flashback]

Kazuya: It took us 5 seconds to escape.

Snake: They didn't even know how to use a gun.

(Kazuya and Snake starts laughing)

In some other room again

Jin: Doesn't look like their talking about the plan

Raiden: We're not, we're sitting here playing Metal Gear Solid 2 Substance.

Jin: Good point. Why do they call him Vamp?

Raiden: He's bisexual

Jin: (shocked) ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Raiden: You'll get over it sometime, I did when I was in Arsenal Gear.

2 hours later

Jin: What do you want to play next?

Raiden: I don't know, lets just go to the other.

In the other room again

Kazuya: We should invite more than 4 people.

Snake: Yeah we don't want that many people in the card game.

Jin and Raiden walk in

Jin: Did y'all finish talking about the big plan yet?

Otacon: No they was too busy talking about poker night.

Lee: All of us been slacking off

Snake: Since all of us are here let's get started

1 hour later

Kazuya: So we'll take Heihachi to Arsenal Gear and y'all have everything set up.

Otacon: Yeah but you'll have to stall him for a while.

Jin: I got that taken care of

Raiden: Now that planning is taking care of we can all rest for tomorrow.

Lee: Alright then, Kazuya, Jin to the Chaolan mobile.

Kazuya: (slaps Lee in the back of his head) that's my line and it's Jin, Lee to the pimpmobile.

(Kazuya, Jin, and Lee leaves)

At the Mishima Mansion

Jun: You three been gone all day what you been up to

Kazuya: Nothing dear, I love you. (hugs Jun)

Lee: (laughs)

Kazuya: (attacks Lee)

Jun: Get him Kazzy

Jin: Yeah kick his ass

(Jin and Jun watch while eating popcorn)

Heihachi: (talking to himself) I should do something to stop them. Nah maybe not (walks away)

So Kazuya Continued to kick Lee's ass for an hour while Jin and Jun watch until Kazuya got tired and the three of them went to bed leaving Lee on the floor unconscious for the night.

A/N: Next chapter Kazuya's plan for ultimate revenge on Heihachi. Also I had writer's block for a short period of time and now I'm over it. Now review