PINE-SOL IN A NUTSHELL

A spoof by: Cloud2k1

(DISCLAIMER: Obviously, I do NOT own any of the Pine-Sol products or the people that are used for it's commercials. Keep in mind that this is just a parody and lightly pokes fun at them. ENJOY! ^_^)

T.V: AND NOW FOR YET ANOTHER (Yawn) PINE-SOL COMMERCIAL!

PINE-SOL LADY: (or PS lady???) Hey, honey! Are ya thtill uthing that Lythol? (Spits all over camera) OH! I'm thorry! I have a thpeech impediment! Oh thit! I got more of my thpit on the camera! No problem, leth clean thith with my Pine-Thol! (Sprays Pine-Sol on camera/T.V. glass and slowly wipes the saliva off) There, thath better. Now, leth get cleanin', honey! Pine-Thol will go good with anythin'! Milk (mixes Pine-Sol with milk, which turns a greenish slimy color), Thereal (Pours some Pine-Sol into a kids cereal bowl)

KID: HEY!! WHAT'D YA DO THAT FOR, LADY?!

PS LADY: .AND Pine-Thol ith good for the T.V! (Pours some Pine-Sol on a television screen from above, causing it to crackle and explode with shooting sparks!) THON-OF-A-I juth bought that T.V. yethterday! Finally, Pine-Thol helpth clean your floor. (Mops some Pine-Sol on a stain in the floor. However, it WON'T come out!) Mmm! Errr!! HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! URRGH! AGGHHH!!! C'MON F**KEN THTAIN! (Tears a piece of the floor off with the sharp edge of the mop) OH, THIT! And tho, my Pine-Thol may not get ALL your thtains but it makes a good cleaning utenthil! .Ah, thcrew it! My product ith phony and you'd probably be better off buying Lythol or even that Orange Clean thtuff! But PLEATH BUY EVEN THOUGH I'M AN UNCONVINTHING PERSON WHO DOETHN'T EVEN BELONG ON T.V! I NEED THE MONEY IN ORDER TO PAY FOR MY THPEECH THESSIONS!

GOT MILK?

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