A/N: Sorry, folks, but it would just be too complicated to kidnap
Kouga with any more characters, so the rest of you will show up in the next
chapter. Except for Itadakimasu; I've got an idea for her. Thankies for
your patience! ^_^ (dramatic music in background ) AND NOOOWWWW for
KOUGA!!! YAY!!!
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Chants of 'Kouga! Kouga!' were heard as the fancy stretch limo pulled up to a tree in the middle of nowhere. Six girls, all a little TOO happy, piled out.
"All right everybody!" The first, a girl with short brown hair with flares and a black tee, called to her followers. "Let's set up the trap!"
"Yes, Aya-sama!" The other girls called out in unison.
"-Chan, please."
"Yes, Aya-chan!"
Taichi yoinked out some rope from behind her back. "Anyone got a net?"
Kodora pulled one out of her backpack. "Got it covered."
"Good." A girl with jet-black hair and silver highlights, wearing loose jeans and a Kouga t-shirt cracked her knuckles. "If you let me tie the knots, our favorite wolf demon will have to chew his way out."
"OKIES, SILVER!" The other girls gave her the thumbs-up sign. Suddenly, out of nowhere,
"FREEZE!" They all turned to another lady in uniform. "CIA! I can't let you kidnap this ma- per- demon-"
A young elfish woman drew her sword. "I, Avihenda La'Elf, will NOT let you stop us! MUAHAHA!"
"I wasn't going to. As I was saying, I can't let you kidnap this guy without my help. The great Itadakimasu is a master of traps."
Everyone tripped anime-style. "You're corrupted," Silver stated plainly.
Itadakimasu shrugged. "So is Miroku."
Her left eye twitched violently. "Not... the monk..."
"Eh." The corrupted agent quickly recovered. "But I'm nothing like him!"
Silver stopped twitching. "OH! Okay, then."
Aya blinked. "OKAY! Let's get started! Obi, rest your voice. You're gonna have to yell pretty loud."
"Right! I mean." Sunflowerobi nodded curtly.
~fifteen minute later, in Kouga's den~
The young wolf prince listened hard. Was that... Kagome? "OOOOOH! Inu- Yasha, I am so SICK of you and your annoying, stupid, weak and ugly self!" 'Yup, that's a good description of Inu-Yasha,' Kouga thought smugly. "In fact, I'm going to sit here stupidly until Kouga comes and sweeps me off my feet literally! After all, I'm HIS woman!"
"YES!" Kouga got up and RAN towards the sound!
~2 seconds later, in Kaede's hut~
A certain hanyou was VERY confused. 'But. Kagome's sitting right next to me.' His utterly stupid self couldn't figure out what EVER the voice only he and Shippo heard could be.
~5 seconds later, at the trap~
Seven fangirls hid behind various trees. There was a not-very-well covered net on the ground with a neon Kagome-scented post-it note hovering about five feet above it. It wasn't REALLY hovering, it just looked that way from afar. It was ACTUALLY stuck to a translucent rope that was hanging from a tree branch and led to Mimea, who held the end. It was also tied to several OTHER translucent ropes that were tied the ends of the net. Luckily, Kouga is not very bright, so he only noticed the rope and Kagome's scent when he arrived.
Kouga walked over to the note and looked down at it, as he is about 6'3. "Mimea!" Hissed Sunflowerobi, "Pull the rope!"
"Oh!" Mimea, however, accidentally dropped it. "Oh." She bent down and searched for it in the tall grass.
"Hmm..." Kouga read the bright green note carefully. 'Please wait here; I need to relieve myself.' "Okay. Whatever." He started humming a happy little tune, waiting for 'his woman' to get back.
Mimea kept searching until she felt something wrap around her toe. "Eep," she yelped quietly.
"Dum de dum dum..."
"What is that?"
"Doopty doo..."
"Oh! A snake!"
"La la la..."
"EEP!" Mimea started to run away, the 'snake' still stuck wrapped around her toe. She tripped, revealing that it was not in fact a snake, rather it was the ROPE! She tried to yank her toe out of it, which was enough of a tug to spring the trap!
"ARRGGH!" The net pulled Kouga into the air and there he hung while the fangirls stepped out of their hiding places. "What is this?! Who are you people?!"
Aya walked up to him, smiling broadly. "We are your rabid fangirls, here to kidnap you!"
"HA! NO ONE CAPTURES THE MIGHTY KOUGA!" He started to gnaw on the rope.
"Quick, Itadakimasu! The tranquilizers!" The CIA agent threw a needle at him, filled with some kind of liquid.
"What's a- *yawn* Kouga sleepy. Me go night-night. Night night, Mommy." With that, Kouga slumped over and promptly started snoring quietly.
"AWW!" The girls cooed and rushed over to him.
"He looks so cute when he's asleep!"
"He always looks cute!"
"But especially when he's asleep!"
"Aww! Look! He's smiling!"
"Wonder what he's dreaming about."
"Can we keep him, Mommy? Huh, huh?"
"Can we play with him, Mommy? Huh, huh?"
"Can we glomp him, Mommy? Huh, huh?"
Aya grinned, temporarily assuming the role of 'Mommy'. "No, dears. Little boys need their rest. Let's bring him 'home' and THEN we can play with him and glomp him."
"Yes, Mommy," said the other girls in unison. Then Mommy dropped the act and let opened the net. The cooing fangirls picked him up gently, carried him slowly, and dumped him in the limo hastily because he is very heavy. They then climbed in after him, fighting over who gets to sit next to him. Eventually they ended up putting him on the floor and sitting around him, patting him and hugging him and calling him George. Though not really.
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Chants of 'Kouga! Kouga!' were heard as the fancy stretch limo pulled up to a tree in the middle of nowhere. Six girls, all a little TOO happy, piled out.
"All right everybody!" The first, a girl with short brown hair with flares and a black tee, called to her followers. "Let's set up the trap!"
"Yes, Aya-sama!" The other girls called out in unison.
"-Chan, please."
"Yes, Aya-chan!"
Taichi yoinked out some rope from behind her back. "Anyone got a net?"
Kodora pulled one out of her backpack. "Got it covered."
"Good." A girl with jet-black hair and silver highlights, wearing loose jeans and a Kouga t-shirt cracked her knuckles. "If you let me tie the knots, our favorite wolf demon will have to chew his way out."
"OKIES, SILVER!" The other girls gave her the thumbs-up sign. Suddenly, out of nowhere,
"FREEZE!" They all turned to another lady in uniform. "CIA! I can't let you kidnap this ma- per- demon-"
A young elfish woman drew her sword. "I, Avihenda La'Elf, will NOT let you stop us! MUAHAHA!"
"I wasn't going to. As I was saying, I can't let you kidnap this guy without my help. The great Itadakimasu is a master of traps."
Everyone tripped anime-style. "You're corrupted," Silver stated plainly.
Itadakimasu shrugged. "So is Miroku."
Her left eye twitched violently. "Not... the monk..."
"Eh." The corrupted agent quickly recovered. "But I'm nothing like him!"
Silver stopped twitching. "OH! Okay, then."
Aya blinked. "OKAY! Let's get started! Obi, rest your voice. You're gonna have to yell pretty loud."
"Right! I mean." Sunflowerobi nodded curtly.
~fifteen minute later, in Kouga's den~
The young wolf prince listened hard. Was that... Kagome? "OOOOOH! Inu- Yasha, I am so SICK of you and your annoying, stupid, weak and ugly self!" 'Yup, that's a good description of Inu-Yasha,' Kouga thought smugly. "In fact, I'm going to sit here stupidly until Kouga comes and sweeps me off my feet literally! After all, I'm HIS woman!"
"YES!" Kouga got up and RAN towards the sound!
~2 seconds later, in Kaede's hut~
A certain hanyou was VERY confused. 'But. Kagome's sitting right next to me.' His utterly stupid self couldn't figure out what EVER the voice only he and Shippo heard could be.
~5 seconds later, at the trap~
Seven fangirls hid behind various trees. There was a not-very-well covered net on the ground with a neon Kagome-scented post-it note hovering about five feet above it. It wasn't REALLY hovering, it just looked that way from afar. It was ACTUALLY stuck to a translucent rope that was hanging from a tree branch and led to Mimea, who held the end. It was also tied to several OTHER translucent ropes that were tied the ends of the net. Luckily, Kouga is not very bright, so he only noticed the rope and Kagome's scent when he arrived.
Kouga walked over to the note and looked down at it, as he is about 6'3. "Mimea!" Hissed Sunflowerobi, "Pull the rope!"
"Oh!" Mimea, however, accidentally dropped it. "Oh." She bent down and searched for it in the tall grass.
"Hmm..." Kouga read the bright green note carefully. 'Please wait here; I need to relieve myself.' "Okay. Whatever." He started humming a happy little tune, waiting for 'his woman' to get back.
Mimea kept searching until she felt something wrap around her toe. "Eep," she yelped quietly.
"Dum de dum dum..."
"What is that?"
"Doopty doo..."
"Oh! A snake!"
"La la la..."
"EEP!" Mimea started to run away, the 'snake' still stuck wrapped around her toe. She tripped, revealing that it was not in fact a snake, rather it was the ROPE! She tried to yank her toe out of it, which was enough of a tug to spring the trap!
"ARRGGH!" The net pulled Kouga into the air and there he hung while the fangirls stepped out of their hiding places. "What is this?! Who are you people?!"
Aya walked up to him, smiling broadly. "We are your rabid fangirls, here to kidnap you!"
"HA! NO ONE CAPTURES THE MIGHTY KOUGA!" He started to gnaw on the rope.
"Quick, Itadakimasu! The tranquilizers!" The CIA agent threw a needle at him, filled with some kind of liquid.
"What's a- *yawn* Kouga sleepy. Me go night-night. Night night, Mommy." With that, Kouga slumped over and promptly started snoring quietly.
"AWW!" The girls cooed and rushed over to him.
"He looks so cute when he's asleep!"
"He always looks cute!"
"But especially when he's asleep!"
"Aww! Look! He's smiling!"
"Wonder what he's dreaming about."
"Can we keep him, Mommy? Huh, huh?"
"Can we play with him, Mommy? Huh, huh?"
"Can we glomp him, Mommy? Huh, huh?"
Aya grinned, temporarily assuming the role of 'Mommy'. "No, dears. Little boys need their rest. Let's bring him 'home' and THEN we can play with him and glomp him."
"Yes, Mommy," said the other girls in unison. Then Mommy dropped the act and let opened the net. The cooing fangirls picked him up gently, carried him slowly, and dumped him in the limo hastily because he is very heavy. They then climbed in after him, fighting over who gets to sit next to him. Eventually they ended up putting him on the floor and sitting around him, patting him and hugging him and calling him George. Though not really.
