A/N: D'oh! I gotta update! -_-;;; Oh, and I tried to get every fangirl a line in this chappy. Tell me if I missed someone!

.

Kouga sat at the table, nervously staring at the cup of gelatin. His fangirls stood around him, waiting for him to take the first bite.

"Come on, Kouga! Eat your yummy Jello!" Kodora leaned in, smiling.

"It's lime flavored, but it doesn't taste like lime! Go figure!" Itadakimasu shrugged.

"Umm. ah. eh. LOOK BEHIND YOU!"

"Eh?" All the girls turned to look, and Kouga RAN out of the room. Mynuet snapped her fingers. "Ah, too bad. He's escaped our torture chamber a.k.a. the kitchen."

"Yeah, but he couldn't have gotten far," Aya confirmed. "Every other door in the building has a special eye scanner and is made of steel." Sure enough, a loud 'BAM DOING ZHZHZ!' was heard in the foyer. The girls strolled in nonchalantly to see Kouga sitting in front of the double doors, rubbing his head as little duckies circled it.

"Not. the duckies." Kouga batted at the ducks, and missed. "Get them away. the duckies."

Star patted his shoulder. "There, there. They're only ducks, they won't hurt you."

"Yes they will! The duckies. they scare me."

Silver sighed. "Honestly, Kouga. A fear of fangirls I can understand, but duckies?"

Kouga said nothing and continued to bat at the ducks. Mimea hugged him, in hopes of comforting him. "Aww, it'll be okay, Kouga-kun!"

"GET THE DUCKIES AWAAAAAY~!" Kouga took an extra-hard swing at the ducks, and as they were nonexistent, he obviously missed. Instead he conked himself out. The fangirls sighed and shook their heads.

"I have an idea!" exclaimed Sunflowerobi, holding up her index finger. "HOW ABOUT we take advantage of his unconscious state!"

"Great! I'll get the bows," called Taichi.

"I can get the barrettes!" Avihenda RAN upstairs.

Azurite just sat there grinning and Aya ran around in circles cackling evily.