A/N: Finally, I know. I'm SO sorry!!! I had a MAJOR case of writer's block PLUS my real-world life was royally screwed PLUS I had half a million blot bunnies eating away at my calf.
Anyway I've been getting a lot of reviews asking to be included, and as much as I would love to include everyone and as great Kouga fans you are and as good characters you all would make, I simply can't have any more. Period. So please stop asking me.
Anyway again. To The Great Kouga Hater: I don't think you read the whole thing, but thanks if you did. Yeah, I WOULD blow up again, but. I'm NOT!!! SO THERE!!! ^_________^ And I came up with the idea for this fic ALL BY MYSELF!!! Oh, and FYI: I think he's pretty ugly too. *LOOOOONG PAUSE*
Random fangirls: *GASP*
Kouga: *raises eyebrow and gets all up in my face* Oh?
Me: *twitches and closes eyes to avoid looking at Kouga*
Kouga: *long pause* So. I'm ugly, am I?
Me: *opens one eye, which proves to be a mistake* WAAAAAAAAAH!!! IT'S NOT TRUE!!! HE'S TOO HOT!!! WAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Random fangirls: *pat my back sympathetically*
Silver: *runs off to smite The (not-so-Great) Kouga hater*
Kouga: *steps back looking triumphant*
Me: WAAAAAAAH!!! *hugs Kouga and sobs* I LOVE YOU KOUGA!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Kouga: EH?! *is clearly surprised; he's been hugged by fangirls before, sure, but none of them were sobbing* Umm... um...
Me: WAAAAAAAAH!!! *sob sob sob*
Kouga: *nervously* Umm. it's all right? *(For those of you who might be wondering, no, Kouga has no romantic feelings towards Aya (me) whatsoever, nor will he ever. He just doesn't know what to do, as he isn't used to a crazy thirteen-year-old girl sobbing on his shoulder. SO DON'T ACUSE ME OF MAKING THIS INTO A SAPPY S-I M-S FIC!!! Hey... self-insert and Mary-Sue makes SIMS!)*
Me: *stops crying and grins at the fact that Kouga is letting her hug him, deciding to take advantage of it* Aw, I knew you cared, Kouga-kun!
Kouga: *-------?--* AH! NO! GET OFF! *tries to pry me off with no success*
Me: ^_^ Now for the fic! If I can remember where I left off...

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"No, Kouga, the it goes on the OTHER end!" The fangirls surrounded the poor wolf demon wearing a pear of red swim trunks on his head.
Kouga just kind of blinked a few times.
Star sighed. "Look, Kouga... you wear them as pants.
Kouga crossed his arms. "I like what I'm already wearing, thank-you- very-much."
Avihenda cocked her head to one side. "Come to think of it, why do you where that... thing, anyway?
Taichi grinned. "Kouga wears a skirt!"
The fangirls cackled.
Kouga growled. "It's NOT a skirt! It's a-"
"Kilt?" suggested Mynuet.
The fangirls cackled.
Kouga growled again and stormed off. "Wait!" called Azurite, "Come back!"
"Yeah, we're sorry," said a guilty-looking Mimea.
"...We are?" whispered Itadakimasu to Silver, who shrugged. She watched the wolf continue to loudly stomp off for a moment before yoinking a rope out of her bathing suit (how it fit with nobody noticing is beyond me) and lassoing him and dragging him back to the group.
Silver stood over him menacingly. "Okay, buster, you're going to change into those swim trunks and you're going to do so NOW!"
Kouga nodded meekly and motioned for them to turn around. After a couple minutes, "Okay, I'm done."
The girls eagerly turned around to face a scowling Kouga. They stared open mouthed at him as drool started to collect in some of their mouthes.
Kouga rolled his eyes. "Sheesh, you'd think you'd never seen a man's chest before..."
"None as nice as yours..." mumbled Taichi, to which he blushed slightly.
Kodora grinned like the cat she was. "Gee, Kouga, you DO work out..."
"Not bad," commented Avihenda.
"Man, I wouldn't mind snuggling up to THAT..." Silver was smiling too.
Azurite was grinning and swaying slightly. "Heh..."
Obi was in awe. "Dude, I'll bet if you poked that, it'd be like, ROCK hard..." She walked up to him and tested her theory. "Yup. Just as I thought."
Soon they were all poking at Kouga's chest. Kouga, in the meantime, was bright red.
"I agree, it's quite firm," confirmed Mynuet.
Aya clapped her hands. "Alright, that's enough of that. Look at him, he's beet red!"
"No," contradicted Obi as she glanced over, "He's stop sign red."
Aya ignored her. "It's is now time... to go swimming!"
"YAY!" cheered Mimea. "I just love swimming, don't you? It's so fun, and it's good exercise, too!"
Itadakimasu smirked. "Hey, Kouga... you can swim, right?"

"Of course I can," he huffed.
"Good!" She shoved him in the green Jello.