PLEASE READ THE AUTHOR'S NOTE, AND THE WHOLE THING! I MEAN IT!
A/N: Let me repeat myself. NO MORE APLICATIONS! PERIOD! I'm having mild
difficulty including everyone as it is, and NO MATTER WHAT, I SIMPLY CANNOT
HAVE ANY MORE CHARACTERS! END OF STORY! SO STOP ASKING! Look, I understand
you wanting to be in this, I really do, but I'm getting tired of nearly all
my reviews consisting of fangirls saying that, they know it's a little
late, but please consider this character. I can't put in any more people,
okay? I just can't.
If you still REALLY want to be in this, daydream about it, and stick in
your own character. I do that all the time with my various interests. Then,
if the plotbunny is particularily vicious, I write a story about it. Ever
wonder why I have so many inserts? I have more. No, really. About five of
them, all in My Documents under Fanfiction. I WOULD post them, but I have
enough inserts as it is, my earlier ones. I usually only have one per
genre, but I wasn't expecting to like Inuyasha so much that I would have so
many plotbunnies biting at my leg. Honestly, I have countless metaphoric
scars all over both my calves from those little monsters.
This story is really way more popular than I was expecting it to be. I don't mean to sound smug, because I know there are lots of fics out there with, say, two hundred to two thousand reviews. No, really, I think The Pencil Show had over two thousand, before it got kicked off (even though it did nothing wrong), and who knows how many Protectors of the Plot Continuum had before it was booted (it actually was breaking some rules). Both Lord of the Rings fics, in case you're wondering. But I do know that some people wrote fanfiction for these fanfictions. Somewhat ironic, I know, but even though I have a mere fraction of those fics' popularity, perhaps it'll work with this here. I can honestly say I wouldn't mind, because I'd be really quite flattered, so feel free to do so. And feel free to NOT do so. I'm not claiming superiority over perfectly good fics or anything. It just might satisfy the fans I feel so weird to have and take away some of the pressure on me, because I feel bad that I can't include you all. If you want to write a fanfiction of my fanfiction, which I sincerely doubt any of you will, e-mail me and/or review. Anyway, on to the fic--
...
They were all enjoying themselves thoroughly. Well, almost all-- Kodora remembered at the last minute that she wasn't terribly fond of water, Kouga was passing the time by merely standing in the corner of the pool and looking bored, and a certain someone else had been secretly lurking just within the mansion. That certain someone came running out suddenly, waving a box about the size of an inch-think stack of standard notebook paper.
"Look! It came! It finally came!"
"Obi?" questioned Azurite, "What were you doing in there?"
"Oh, nothing, but I heard the front doorbell ring and-"
"Why weren't you out here?" asked Avihenda.
"Look, that doesn't matter! The point is-"
"Sounds awfully suspicious to me," said Itadakimasu.
"Oh, it is not! Now if you'll just-"
"Come on," piped Mimea, "You can tell us!"
"Yeah!" chimed Taichi, because Mimea had just said what she had been planning to say. How dare she. But, she couldn't remain mad at Mimea. Nobody could. Kind of like Kasumi, only klutzier.
Sunflowerobi sighed. "Okay... but promise not to laugh!"
Mynuet nodded enthusiastically. "Oh, don't worry. There are plenty better things to laugh at then whatever your reason and, apparently, dilemma could be such as certain wolf demons being made a fool of."
The fangirls blinked a couple times, comprehending the long sentence, then nodded.
"Well... I can't swim.
They all blinked a couple more times.
"So?" said Star finally.
"Your point being?" said Silver.
Obi shrugged, then perked up. "But guess what was just delivered to our door!"
"What?" said the fangirls in unison. Even Kouga was having some difficulty feigning disinterest.
She grinned somewhat maliciously. "I said you have to guess."
Mimea demonstrated her patented Dance of the Giddy Female, which consisted of hopping up and down, clapping little baby claps, and squealing. "Ooh, I do love guessing games! Let me go first! Is it a new car?"
The fangirls stared at her. (Excluding Mimea, that is, because one can't very well stare at oneself without the use of a mirror. Though, I assure you, had she been able to participate she would have, because it just looked like so much fun.)
"Mimea," said Azurite slowly, "how could a new car come in a package like that? Even if they were just the keys, they wouldn't have put them in there."
Mimea shrugged.
"Oh, screw this," said Aya. Itadakimasu, you're the closest, will you do the honors?"
"You read my mind." The CIA agent nonchalantly yoinked the parcel out of Obi's hands. After expertly opening the it, she gasped and held the contents over her head for all to see.
The fangirls gasped.
...
A/N #2: (You don't necessarily have to read this one) MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CLIFFHANGER! See if you can guess what it is. I'll give you a hint: it's something that can fit inside a box about the size of an inch-think stack of standard notebook paper. What? I never said it was a good hint, nor did I say it was a hint that hadn't already been hinted at in the fic itself. But, never fear, I do intend to set to work on chapter... lessee here... Yes, chapter nine. And the plot twist this item will invoke will take the story on an unexpected, more serious twist. Even I didn't expect it. This twist, unfortunately, is not a very happy one, and it seriously lacks in the sunshine and daisies department. It is, sadly, something that happened to Muse Kouga once I obtained this item. Ho. Bad things have a tenancy along very close by the good things.
Oh my, I seem to have you all worried there. Well, quite frankly, I'm worried, too. I really don't know how things are going to turn out, which is unusual for me. You'll know why soon enough.
This story is really way more popular than I was expecting it to be. I don't mean to sound smug, because I know there are lots of fics out there with, say, two hundred to two thousand reviews. No, really, I think The Pencil Show had over two thousand, before it got kicked off (even though it did nothing wrong), and who knows how many Protectors of the Plot Continuum had before it was booted (it actually was breaking some rules). Both Lord of the Rings fics, in case you're wondering. But I do know that some people wrote fanfiction for these fanfictions. Somewhat ironic, I know, but even though I have a mere fraction of those fics' popularity, perhaps it'll work with this here. I can honestly say I wouldn't mind, because I'd be really quite flattered, so feel free to do so. And feel free to NOT do so. I'm not claiming superiority over perfectly good fics or anything. It just might satisfy the fans I feel so weird to have and take away some of the pressure on me, because I feel bad that I can't include you all. If you want to write a fanfiction of my fanfiction, which I sincerely doubt any of you will, e-mail me and/or review. Anyway, on to the fic--
...
They were all enjoying themselves thoroughly. Well, almost all-- Kodora remembered at the last minute that she wasn't terribly fond of water, Kouga was passing the time by merely standing in the corner of the pool and looking bored, and a certain someone else had been secretly lurking just within the mansion. That certain someone came running out suddenly, waving a box about the size of an inch-think stack of standard notebook paper.
"Look! It came! It finally came!"
"Obi?" questioned Azurite, "What were you doing in there?"
"Oh, nothing, but I heard the front doorbell ring and-"
"Why weren't you out here?" asked Avihenda.
"Look, that doesn't matter! The point is-"
"Sounds awfully suspicious to me," said Itadakimasu.
"Oh, it is not! Now if you'll just-"
"Come on," piped Mimea, "You can tell us!"
"Yeah!" chimed Taichi, because Mimea had just said what she had been planning to say. How dare she. But, she couldn't remain mad at Mimea. Nobody could. Kind of like Kasumi, only klutzier.
Sunflowerobi sighed. "Okay... but promise not to laugh!"
Mynuet nodded enthusiastically. "Oh, don't worry. There are plenty better things to laugh at then whatever your reason and, apparently, dilemma could be such as certain wolf demons being made a fool of."
The fangirls blinked a couple times, comprehending the long sentence, then nodded.
"Well... I can't swim.
They all blinked a couple more times.
"So?" said Star finally.
"Your point being?" said Silver.
Obi shrugged, then perked up. "But guess what was just delivered to our door!"
"What?" said the fangirls in unison. Even Kouga was having some difficulty feigning disinterest.
She grinned somewhat maliciously. "I said you have to guess."
Mimea demonstrated her patented Dance of the Giddy Female, which consisted of hopping up and down, clapping little baby claps, and squealing. "Ooh, I do love guessing games! Let me go first! Is it a new car?"
The fangirls stared at her. (Excluding Mimea, that is, because one can't very well stare at oneself without the use of a mirror. Though, I assure you, had she been able to participate she would have, because it just looked like so much fun.)
"Mimea," said Azurite slowly, "how could a new car come in a package like that? Even if they were just the keys, they wouldn't have put them in there."
Mimea shrugged.
"Oh, screw this," said Aya. Itadakimasu, you're the closest, will you do the honors?"
"You read my mind." The CIA agent nonchalantly yoinked the parcel out of Obi's hands. After expertly opening the it, she gasped and held the contents over her head for all to see.
The fangirls gasped.
...
A/N #2: (You don't necessarily have to read this one) MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CLIFFHANGER! See if you can guess what it is. I'll give you a hint: it's something that can fit inside a box about the size of an inch-think stack of standard notebook paper. What? I never said it was a good hint, nor did I say it was a hint that hadn't already been hinted at in the fic itself. But, never fear, I do intend to set to work on chapter... lessee here... Yes, chapter nine. And the plot twist this item will invoke will take the story on an unexpected, more serious twist. Even I didn't expect it. This twist, unfortunately, is not a very happy one, and it seriously lacks in the sunshine and daisies department. It is, sadly, something that happened to Muse Kouga once I obtained this item. Ho. Bad things have a tenancy along very close by the good things.
Oh my, I seem to have you all worried there. Well, quite frankly, I'm worried, too. I really don't know how things are going to turn out, which is unusual for me. You'll know why soon enough.
