A/N: Well, the submissions have decreased. Thank you, those who apologized,
and to those of you who reviewed chapter eight with an application, ARGH!!!
Are you TRYING to annoy me, or are you just really stupid?! ARGH!
BTW, if you review this, I'd prefer you spelled Kouga with a 'u'. The evil U Monster (not mine, got it from a fanfiction somewhere, dunno where) ate it when they translated it into English. Ugh. At least they didn't spell it Ko-Ga, like they spelled Sesshoumaru (Sessh?-Maru). AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN HONOR HIM WITH A LITTLE LINE ABOVE THE O!
Anyhoo, Muse Kouga's back to normal, so I can get on with the fic! And I WILL! And I am, from now on, capitalizing Fangirls.
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The Fangirls screamed in unison, "INU-YASHA NUMBER FOURTEEN!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"
Kouga blinked a couple times. "What's so special about it?"
The Fangirls looked at him incredulously. "You mean you don't KNOW???" gasped Azurite. Kouga shook his head.
"Why," exclaimed Taichi, "It's the book you where you make your grand first appearance! It's practically sacred!" The Fangirls nodded enthusiastically.
Kouga blinked a couple times, then ran up and snatched the manga with his super-demon speed. He flipped through it with a look on consternation and stopped on page seventy-eight, where he was posing with his wolves. "Yup, that's me all right... but what's all these gibberish squiggles?"
Kouga didn't notice that the Fangirls facefaulted. "Ah," said Silver, "That would be words..."
"Sure don't look like words to me."
"They're in English."
"What what?"
"Ah... A different language, don't worry about it..."
"Oh." Kouga tossed the book over his shoulder. "What a silly bunch of lines. This 'English' of yours sure is stupid."
Avihenda caught the book just before it landed in the pool. "How dare you just toss such a priceless artifact over your shoulder like that!"
"Actually," Star pointed out, "It says here that it costs $8.95, plus tax and shipping and handling."
"That's beside the point."
Kouga shrugged, then wandered off to a corner of the yard to think (WOW!) about things.
Sunflowerobi clapped her hands and squealed, "Let's all read it together in the den!"
"Yay!" cheered the Fangirls. Mimea started to skip inside with the others, then paused and looked over to where Kouga was sitting. He was clutching his head, as if in pain.
"You okay, Kouga-kun?"
Kouga looked up, startled. "Oh... yeah, I'm fine. Just have a headache is all..."
"Want some Tylenol?"
"Nah, it'll pass soon."
Mimea hesitated, then nodded. "Just let us know if you need anything," she said before she ran off to catch the others before they read it without her.
Kouga held his head in his hands. "What's going on...?"
...
Mynuet laughed as they finished the last page. "Honestly, when will Inuyasha learn? He certainly doesn't know a thing about the female gender and they way we act. Odd as we are, you'd think he would at least have picked some things up after hanging around with Kagome for so long."
The Fangirls nodded, agreeing that everyone's favorite inu hanyou was, indeed, a complete and utter moron.
Suddenly Aya gasped as a thought struck her. "It's over already! Now we won't see Kouga again for a while!"
"NOOOOOO!" wailed the Fangirls in slow motion.
"Oh well," said Obi happily, "We have the real guy all to ourselves now, and he's better than mere pictures!"
"Yup, definitely," said Kodora.
"Heh, but living with us for too long has changed him somewhat. He's a little... different now, you know?" said Aya
"How so?" asked Taichi.
"Well, for one thing, he's developed a Jello phobia!" The Fangirls chuckled warmly at Kouga's expense.
Suddenly, Kouga walked in. "Where am I?"
Azurite blinked. "The den, duh."
Kouga remained confused.
"You know," said Kodora, "in the Fangirl Mansion? You've been here almost a week now, you should know that."
"How do I get out?"
"You can't," said Itadakimasu.
Kouga growled. "Who are you people who dare to kidnap the mighty master of the wolf demon clan?!"
It was Avihenda's turn to blink. "Your fangirls, obviously. That's kind of been established."
"My what?"
"Kouga," questioned Taichi, "are you okay?"
"No! Where am I, who are you, and what am I doing here?! Last thing I remember is my pack taking me away from Dog Turd and my Kagome!"
The Fangirls were very worried. Mynuet was the first to figure it out. "It seems that volume fourteen's arrival has caused him to regress back into the state of mind he was in at the end of it! Perhaps it's an odd form of amnesia? I don't know if it's reversible!"
The Fangirls took a moment to register this, then went into a state of panic. Kouga stood in the middle of it all, looking confused, lost, surprised, and very peeved. A peeved Kouga is NOT a good thing. Whatever will our 'heroines' do?! Tie him up until further notice, of course. They did just that.
"How are we gonna get his memory back?" asked a distressed Avihenda.
"I don't know... I just don't know..."
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A/N #2: OH MY! Don't worry, we'll get him back to normal. I've got a few ideas how, but I'd love your suggestions!
BTW, if you review this, I'd prefer you spelled Kouga with a 'u'. The evil U Monster (not mine, got it from a fanfiction somewhere, dunno where) ate it when they translated it into English. Ugh. At least they didn't spell it Ko-Ga, like they spelled Sesshoumaru (Sessh?-Maru). AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN HONOR HIM WITH A LITTLE LINE ABOVE THE O!
Anyhoo, Muse Kouga's back to normal, so I can get on with the fic! And I WILL! And I am, from now on, capitalizing Fangirls.
...
The Fangirls screamed in unison, "INU-YASHA NUMBER FOURTEEN!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"
Kouga blinked a couple times. "What's so special about it?"
The Fangirls looked at him incredulously. "You mean you don't KNOW???" gasped Azurite. Kouga shook his head.
"Why," exclaimed Taichi, "It's the book you where you make your grand first appearance! It's practically sacred!" The Fangirls nodded enthusiastically.
Kouga blinked a couple times, then ran up and snatched the manga with his super-demon speed. He flipped through it with a look on consternation and stopped on page seventy-eight, where he was posing with his wolves. "Yup, that's me all right... but what's all these gibberish squiggles?"
Kouga didn't notice that the Fangirls facefaulted. "Ah," said Silver, "That would be words..."
"Sure don't look like words to me."
"They're in English."
"What what?"
"Ah... A different language, don't worry about it..."
"Oh." Kouga tossed the book over his shoulder. "What a silly bunch of lines. This 'English' of yours sure is stupid."
Avihenda caught the book just before it landed in the pool. "How dare you just toss such a priceless artifact over your shoulder like that!"
"Actually," Star pointed out, "It says here that it costs $8.95, plus tax and shipping and handling."
"That's beside the point."
Kouga shrugged, then wandered off to a corner of the yard to think (WOW!) about things.
Sunflowerobi clapped her hands and squealed, "Let's all read it together in the den!"
"Yay!" cheered the Fangirls. Mimea started to skip inside with the others, then paused and looked over to where Kouga was sitting. He was clutching his head, as if in pain.
"You okay, Kouga-kun?"
Kouga looked up, startled. "Oh... yeah, I'm fine. Just have a headache is all..."
"Want some Tylenol?"
"Nah, it'll pass soon."
Mimea hesitated, then nodded. "Just let us know if you need anything," she said before she ran off to catch the others before they read it without her.
Kouga held his head in his hands. "What's going on...?"
...
Mynuet laughed as they finished the last page. "Honestly, when will Inuyasha learn? He certainly doesn't know a thing about the female gender and they way we act. Odd as we are, you'd think he would at least have picked some things up after hanging around with Kagome for so long."
The Fangirls nodded, agreeing that everyone's favorite inu hanyou was, indeed, a complete and utter moron.
Suddenly Aya gasped as a thought struck her. "It's over already! Now we won't see Kouga again for a while!"
"NOOOOOO!" wailed the Fangirls in slow motion.
"Oh well," said Obi happily, "We have the real guy all to ourselves now, and he's better than mere pictures!"
"Yup, definitely," said Kodora.
"Heh, but living with us for too long has changed him somewhat. He's a little... different now, you know?" said Aya
"How so?" asked Taichi.
"Well, for one thing, he's developed a Jello phobia!" The Fangirls chuckled warmly at Kouga's expense.
Suddenly, Kouga walked in. "Where am I?"
Azurite blinked. "The den, duh."
Kouga remained confused.
"You know," said Kodora, "in the Fangirl Mansion? You've been here almost a week now, you should know that."
"How do I get out?"
"You can't," said Itadakimasu.
Kouga growled. "Who are you people who dare to kidnap the mighty master of the wolf demon clan?!"
It was Avihenda's turn to blink. "Your fangirls, obviously. That's kind of been established."
"My what?"
"Kouga," questioned Taichi, "are you okay?"
"No! Where am I, who are you, and what am I doing here?! Last thing I remember is my pack taking me away from Dog Turd and my Kagome!"
The Fangirls were very worried. Mynuet was the first to figure it out. "It seems that volume fourteen's arrival has caused him to regress back into the state of mind he was in at the end of it! Perhaps it's an odd form of amnesia? I don't know if it's reversible!"
The Fangirls took a moment to register this, then went into a state of panic. Kouga stood in the middle of it all, looking confused, lost, surprised, and very peeved. A peeved Kouga is NOT a good thing. Whatever will our 'heroines' do?! Tie him up until further notice, of course. They did just that.
"How are we gonna get his memory back?" asked a distressed Avihenda.
"I don't know... I just don't know..."
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A/N #2: OH MY! Don't worry, we'll get him back to normal. I've got a few ideas how, but I'd love your suggestions!
