Bonus Chapter
Ever imagine what Flauvic was thinking when he was turned into a goldenwood? Liz and Dayna proudly present; Flauvic's Journal: Behind the Leaves. (Starting Overdone Theme Music)
(A/N Yes we know that Flauvic is a tree for a VERY long time. We have not attempted to write every entry of every day of his life..as a tree. We wrote as much as we thought would satisfy our readers, and keep them mentally stable.)
Disclaimer: We all ready said this...but here it is again. We do not own Flauvic, only his thoughts (yay!). As much as we love him, he belongs to the Super Spiffy Sherwood Smith. And if Wilderness Girls belongs to anyone.we don't think so, but we don't want to get sued, WE DON'T OWN THEM, we're just using them. Tis perfect. Anyway. Here's the story. (Or lack thereof)
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Day 1
Got turned into a tree today. Not the best day of my life. Still, I am as attractive as I was when I was human, although I feel somewhat violated.
Day 2
Still a tree.
Day 13
Still a tree.
Day 26
Waiting to be killed...still a tree.
Day 45
The nerve of that Savona!!!! He and Tamara came into Court today and carved their initials into MY TRUNK! I swear when I come out of this blasted form I'm going to hunt them down and carve MY initials into their BEST slippers, vengeance shall be mine!!!!
Day 62
Just chop me down already!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! THE END IS NIGH!!! GET ME AN AXE, I'LL DO IT MYSELF!!! END THE PAIN!!
Day 63
Was frustrated yesterday. A group of traveling theatrical mimes stopped by Court, and (shudder). The musicians accompanying them, ah, to put it lightly, they had no musical talent what so ever. Enough said.
Day 84
Bored out of my mind. SO bored, in fact, that I named all of my leaves. My prettiest leaf I named Flauvic Jr., and then Meliara, Vidanric, Savona, Trish, Tamara, Elenet, Bran, Nimiar, Uncle Galdran, and countless others, respectfully. But I saved the shriveled and dead one for Fialma. She never was as pretty as me, nor nice to me either. I still remember what she did to my shampoos, bathing products.and my Hill Folk action figures.*sob*
Day 109
Got a sliver today. Not good. Can't get it out, as I have no fingers.
Day 135
I have an idea! Because trees supply oxygen, maybe I can hold my breath during P. Court, killing everyone in the room due to lack of air! Asphyxiation for all! Muhahaha!
Day 136
Didn't work. Damn. I have to go back to counting the leaves on my branches. I'll make sure to give them all a nice scrubbing to make them nice and shiny. Even if I am a tree I'll STILL maintain a certain degree of beauty.
Day 238
Still a tree. No change, never is.
Day 294
Today was my Name Day. Expecting gifts and LOVE, I was understandably PUT OUT when none came my way. Instead, Savona and his drunken friends pointed and laughed at me all night. (Sigh) I snapped off 'Savona' today. It was his time to go.
Day 317
Terrible dream last night! I was in a vast forest, amongst redwoods, bluewoods, greenwoods, and other..woods. So on and so forth, I was happily converting carbon dioxide into clean, refreshing oxygen, when of a sudden I saw Smokey the bear..on fire, running across my line of vision. 'Twas strange, I heard screams in the distance. The forest was on fire! I tried to get away, yet my roots (very good and taken care of roots) were too far in the ground. I struggled and struggled and I couldn't get out! Waking up, I looked on the world with a greater appreciation. CHERISH LIFE! For thou will never know when it will be taken away! (A/N: Epiphany starting..Flauvic's character is slowly changing from being flat, to round..overdone theme music. Again.)
Day 7999
Freed of this vile prison! I am FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I have remembered my vow to be good to the world...but I'll do that after I get a hold of Savona's slippers. Wilderness Girls has accepted my application. I'm so excited! With prior experience, I've already earned the Loving Nature and the Plant Power badge! I just hope I'll fit into my new troop, wish me luck!
~*~
From the Mouths (or Fingers) of Liz and Dayna: Wow, that was um interesting. Anyway, look for our next installment in the series! Coming soon! But not TOO soon, just soon enough. Thank you all for your reviews and constructive criticism!
Ever imagine what Flauvic was thinking when he was turned into a goldenwood? Liz and Dayna proudly present; Flauvic's Journal: Behind the Leaves. (Starting Overdone Theme Music)
(A/N Yes we know that Flauvic is a tree for a VERY long time. We have not attempted to write every entry of every day of his life..as a tree. We wrote as much as we thought would satisfy our readers, and keep them mentally stable.)
Disclaimer: We all ready said this...but here it is again. We do not own Flauvic, only his thoughts (yay!). As much as we love him, he belongs to the Super Spiffy Sherwood Smith. And if Wilderness Girls belongs to anyone.we don't think so, but we don't want to get sued, WE DON'T OWN THEM, we're just using them. Tis perfect. Anyway. Here's the story. (Or lack thereof)
~*~
Day 1
Got turned into a tree today. Not the best day of my life. Still, I am as attractive as I was when I was human, although I feel somewhat violated.
Day 2
Still a tree.
Day 13
Still a tree.
Day 26
Waiting to be killed...still a tree.
Day 45
The nerve of that Savona!!!! He and Tamara came into Court today and carved their initials into MY TRUNK! I swear when I come out of this blasted form I'm going to hunt them down and carve MY initials into their BEST slippers, vengeance shall be mine!!!!
Day 62
Just chop me down already!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! THE END IS NIGH!!! GET ME AN AXE, I'LL DO IT MYSELF!!! END THE PAIN!!
Day 63
Was frustrated yesterday. A group of traveling theatrical mimes stopped by Court, and (shudder). The musicians accompanying them, ah, to put it lightly, they had no musical talent what so ever. Enough said.
Day 84
Bored out of my mind. SO bored, in fact, that I named all of my leaves. My prettiest leaf I named Flauvic Jr., and then Meliara, Vidanric, Savona, Trish, Tamara, Elenet, Bran, Nimiar, Uncle Galdran, and countless others, respectfully. But I saved the shriveled and dead one for Fialma. She never was as pretty as me, nor nice to me either. I still remember what she did to my shampoos, bathing products.and my Hill Folk action figures.*sob*
Day 109
Got a sliver today. Not good. Can't get it out, as I have no fingers.
Day 135
I have an idea! Because trees supply oxygen, maybe I can hold my breath during P. Court, killing everyone in the room due to lack of air! Asphyxiation for all! Muhahaha!
Day 136
Didn't work. Damn. I have to go back to counting the leaves on my branches. I'll make sure to give them all a nice scrubbing to make them nice and shiny. Even if I am a tree I'll STILL maintain a certain degree of beauty.
Day 238
Still a tree. No change, never is.
Day 294
Today was my Name Day. Expecting gifts and LOVE, I was understandably PUT OUT when none came my way. Instead, Savona and his drunken friends pointed and laughed at me all night. (Sigh) I snapped off 'Savona' today. It was his time to go.
Day 317
Terrible dream last night! I was in a vast forest, amongst redwoods, bluewoods, greenwoods, and other..woods. So on and so forth, I was happily converting carbon dioxide into clean, refreshing oxygen, when of a sudden I saw Smokey the bear..on fire, running across my line of vision. 'Twas strange, I heard screams in the distance. The forest was on fire! I tried to get away, yet my roots (very good and taken care of roots) were too far in the ground. I struggled and struggled and I couldn't get out! Waking up, I looked on the world with a greater appreciation. CHERISH LIFE! For thou will never know when it will be taken away! (A/N: Epiphany starting..Flauvic's character is slowly changing from being flat, to round..overdone theme music. Again.)
Day 7999
Freed of this vile prison! I am FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I have remembered my vow to be good to the world...but I'll do that after I get a hold of Savona's slippers. Wilderness Girls has accepted my application. I'm so excited! With prior experience, I've already earned the Loving Nature and the Plant Power badge! I just hope I'll fit into my new troop, wish me luck!
~*~
From the Mouths (or Fingers) of Liz and Dayna: Wow, that was um interesting. Anyway, look for our next installment in the series! Coming soon! But not TOO soon, just soon enough. Thank you all for your reviews and constructive criticism!
